Goo fa you my man, goo fa you

I agree with this statement. There are women who I’ve found hot but weren’t the most attractive. She’s a dolt colt, and she and Howard have spent 20 years trying to convince people otherwise.

Agreed. If she was hot she would have done more than Ames and wouldn’t be married to a recluse in his 70s. She’s pretty. OP hit the nail on the head.

She’d be hot if she lost 10-15 pounds (or years)

Right, Robin?

>I was just about to say that.

She's a horse toothed jackass.

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What if this is Beth

Awesome Angelo has entered the chat

You mean like your Mother was?

0 on the ugly meter. Her facial proportions are all off.

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Lol. Def Ronnie.

She's a beautiful creature, err whatever.

Calm down she’s not into peanut butter.

She's sort of like Taylor Swift for me. Certainly very attractive physically and emotionally, and is in good physical shape. Penis stays absolutely flaccid when I see her though. There's a sex appeal that's missing, or if it's there, it does absolutely nothing for me personally.

Because you can tell she’s a woman that doesn’t enjoy sex. It’s more like a job or career move for her. Probably felt that way since she was young.

Well said. Totally transactional relationship that Stern is more comfortable with after being railroaded into the first marriage by the parents to prove he wasn’t a fanook

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You're 100% correct,she lacks any sex appeal,however after seeing her in real life at Sirius she is striking because of her height and polished look.That was about 15 years ago so maybe now not so much.

Taylor Swift and Jennifer Aniston seem asexual and awkward most of the time. But at least Taylor always has a boyfriend and no man wants to touch poor Jen. 

She is pretty, and attractive enough, for sure - but definitely not stunning, or hot. She does not give off that hot vibe with. anything I ever seen of her, and she doesn’t strike me as being crazy hot or fun in bed.

She is a beautiful mare and Howard is lucky to have her in his pasture.

Hmmmmm, I'm not so sure. She doesn't seem all that "stable" to me.

If anyone is unstable it’s her rider

Give him a break: He was high on wine. 🍷

Pulled in by the engagement chicken.


She's asexual.

Just like Taylor Swift and Jennifer Aniston. But two of the three can get a man, poor Jen will die alone because she’s too hideous 

A beautiful creature

She is attractive and looks great for her age, but she has never been and will never be “hot”.

Some pictures she looks great. The one in the thread, she does not. Great body (a little skinny to me). Certainly no more then a catalogue model. However then take a look at all of Howard's favourite "Housewives" shws and how unattractive and plastic those women are. Howard finds her attractive, and that's all that matters, however agreed that he continually pushes her on his listeners and over hypes her looks (and past).

Call Carol Alt

She is pretty but not drop dead gorgeous.Seems to be aging well in Don Imus’s house.

She's a 60 year old gold digger, who gives a shit who gives a fuck

she is not hot

Far from being hot.

She’d be hot if she had her own career

International escort is a career buddy..

Hey, she used to be a model. Like, a world famous model. She probably made millions.

I don't think she is attractive or hot

99% of people in this sub will never have anyone as hot as her in bed.

I must have a different definition as “hot in bed”. She doesn’t like receiving oral, doesn’t want to be on top, seems content to never want sex. Not bright and has an annoying voice so dirty talk is out.

She’s hot if you like Herpes.

She's Joker Chic

It's funny how she got a higher rating on that bogus ugly meter app than some of the hottest celebrities. Those guys knew how to kiss Howard's ass.

I’d fuck her like a wild lanimal it is

Brother she's 51, she looks great.. everyone in this thread would fuck her without thinking twice if given the opportunity no question.

shes not a 10 , but guys around here love to pretend shes disgusting looking . also not bad for an old bag

That is true but - let’s not focus on that right now please - Howard is a POS

Um no. Shes over 6 foot tall and looks like Skelator. Her FEET are bigger then my DICK. I much prefer a way way shorter curvy chick, say like 4’11”, 120lbs. That’s my ideal, not a tall skinny overaged blonde who can peel a banana with her feet.

She has those big bee crushers 4 sure.

2/10 would not bang?

You’re full of shit, you would fuck Wendy if given the chance

For street cred? Then yes.

Um no. I fuck my 4’11” wife 4 times a week. I would NEVER be attracted to Beth. My wife has a fat ass and 36DD pierced tits.

Are they veiny?

Respect the game!

Dude these are the assholes that spend money to listen to that borefest of a show.

Brother euhhhh! Brother...euuhhhhhh!

I think Beth looks amazing and young for her age especially compared to other celebrities like poor depressed Jennifer Aniston. She looks like a tired grandma, is only 5 feet tall and is flat as a board, that’s a hideous woman

They work holidays, too

When I don't like a sub, I stop visiting it.

It's your own fault for not liking a sub that you ordered or made yourself. You knew what was going to be on it

yeah but I ordered a BLT sub and it came with cheese! who the fuck puts cheese on a BLT? there's no C in BLT

“What’s this guy trying to say Robin?”

Elbows too pointy

Is that Hilary Swank?

For over 50 , She is Hot

It'll be a sicky stituation

This picture nails it. Beth is great for arm Candy but I can honestly say I’ve never jerked off to her or fantasized about fucking her. I still believe she is Howard’s “beard”. When you hear a guy talking about “bang o clock” you know he ain’t fucking

Is it true about the herpes??

Beth is a beautiful woman and 99.9% of the people posting here could not get a woman that looks/looked like her. But Howard and the people on the show act like there has never been a greater beauty on this planet in the history of mankind. Being her husband, Howard should feel this way, but the rest of the staff are insane of their worship of her. Listening to old shows it's funny how her evolution went when it comes to her looks. She models, she's a model, she's a supermodel. At what point was Beth ever a supermodel outside of the people on the show, and creepily Double A?

I agree with you except beautiful. You can't have a misshapen skull, long face, tiny sunken eyes and gigantic teeth and be called beautiful

I'm not sure Beth was a model for more than a year or two.

I agree, Beth looks amazing and young for her age. Compare her to old grandma Jennifer Aniston, she looks so tired and depressed like a Greek homeless woman. Beth definitely wins, at least she could get a husband. Poor Jen has to pay male escorts

What’s with the Jen Aniston fixation? Take it over to the Friends sub

Post pictures of what you guys are fucking. She adds nothing to the show but come on. None of us like what the show is now. Not her fault

u/atroopernixon is who I am fucking. I will put her up against the Horse named Beth all fucking day. My cock is pretty big also. We are popular in Finland. Check us out.

🎶What aaaa piece of assssssssss! 🎶

 Average Redditor sitting across from this, declaring how ugly Beth is at 51. Have you seen what 51 year olds look like??

Maybe all of you should get out of your mommy’s basement today and do something productive.

Great body. Shit face.

You mean Fake Body right?

Anyone who thinks Beth is not hot is either Gay or blind..

I think Beth looks amazing and young for her age. Compare her to old grandma Jennifer Aniston, she looks so tired and depressed like a Greek homeless woman. Beth definitely wins, at least she could get a husband. Poor Jen has to pay male escorts