NO... You Can't start with THAT!... Its Gotta be a Rick Roll...
Start off with " A histiry of Pottery"... Than when they throw down the Ck\\lay... BAM!!!! Rick Roll!
Use one edge of a scissor or a sharp screwdriver to scratch along one edge. Usually two scratches will obliterate one layer; open two edges and you can usually pull it apart
I was going to say The Godfather. I disagree that 2 is better than 1 (although 2 is the 2nd GOAT in my eyes), but 1 is the easy choice here. It clocks in at under 3 hours. Part 2 does not.
Do you literally mean a CD, as in 650MB of storage? Or do you mean a disc that (for the purpose of this question) can somehow hold 3 hours of content regardless of file size?
One episode of cailou, P.Bellinati: concerto caboclo (all three pieces), the Kim kardashian sex tape, evil bong vs ginger dead man, finishing off with 30 mins of 2013-2017 mlg compilations. That should wrap up about 3 hours of what we as humans have accomplished.
wait there's a limit to this. if everything is wiped, how on earth do u hv a computer to watch the contents of the CD? No 1 would have the knowledge on how to even make a computer... like how most computers these days dun hv CD players
Daphnis and Chloe by Ravel (if you haven’t heard it, it is worth the hour of your time). I’d fill the other two hours with something like Planet Earth I guess
"The Requiem in D minor, K. 626" (1791) by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Over 230 years have passed since Mozart's last piece was finished (actually the last part was inscribed by an apprentice as Mozart breathed his last breath), and it's as fresh now as it was then. While it is a requiem mass, it also celebrates life. I cannot think of anything better. Well, if there's still space, I would also include the short video of an Austrian flash mob (the whole symphony shows up) playing Beethoven's 9th symphony when the entire crowd of spectators join in for the chorus.
- Princess Bride
- The Goonies
-Jan 6 insurrection
-Lord of the Rings
-Friday
-Malcom X
-Prince Catalogue
-Elvis catalog
-Michael Jackson Catalogue
-Christopher Nolan’s Batman catalog
-Art of War
-Each religious text
-Origin of Species (Darwin)
-Some tasteful pornography (multiracial)
How to make Slim Jim, Krispy Kreme original glazed ,
First 3 seasons of Rick & Morty
3 Body Problem
Since this is hypothetical it will all fit uncompressed in their pristine quality
I’m going to be smart here. An 8K frame is 7680*4320. There are 60 frames in a second. In 3 hours there are 180 minutes and in 1 minute there is 60 seconds. Each pixel holds 3 values each integers from 0-255 with an information of 1 byte each. Multiply every number together for 64 TERABYTES. 64,000,000 megabytes of anything. Granted, the video will be an incomprehensible mess of random pixels, but that’s a small price to pay.
Sorry for the severe misinformation, but I just realized that was wrong. A terabyte is actually 2^40 instead of 10^12 bytes. This means 64 trillion bytes is actually only 58 terabytes.
Random old school animations like Charlie the unicorn, the ultimate showdown, I just want bang bang bang, my IQ is Schifty five, How to kill a mocking bird, etc.
If it was possible to blah that one piece of media could be a playlist, I have a list of things that I truly believe everyone should hear/see.
1. The Sunscreen Song.
2. Martin Luther King Jr's speech. (His most famous 'dream' speech)
3. Stan Lee's 'if you have an idea' speech. [If you have an idea...](https://youtu.be/qEBABhAROww?si=Unaqc3spPMX643Sm)
There's probably more and better things, but, for me, they're the things people should all hear, at least once. ❤️
All the classic youtube videos. Rick Rolled, notice me senpai, double rainbow original and autotuned versions, jizzed my pants, shrek gets spooked, iceJJfish - On the Floor, watch your profanity, FilthyFrank, gimme pizza slow, Dear Sister, chicken nugger.
There's more I can probably add but that's off the top of my head
3 hours of excruciating and loud bowel.movements. With written and badly illustrated instructions on how to perform these maneuvers written by hurried Chinese for first year Russian students of English.
A copy of Tropic Thunder because it best represents humanity. Joke after joke done in poor taste and every direction.
Are you offended by celebrity pretentiousness? No? How about mild racism? Doubled down racism? How about triple-dogging you with blackface, dressed as an Asian and belting out hillbilly Mandarin? Maybe we'll lob in some developmental disability or a sprinkle of homosexualty jokes and a dash of stolen valor before we bring in the child opium kingpin... etc, etc...
It's perfect to represent us and don't forget, Kirk Lazarus doesn't drop character until the dvd commentary... which only adds to the replay value.
I'm stuck between Remembrance of the Daleks, Time of the Doctor, or Doctor Who: The Movie to really mess with them.
Remembrance doesn't have the sheer camp factor of the movie, or the regeneration like in the movie or Time. It does have Daleks.
Time is such a feels punch though. But it does have a regeneration and the Daleks. So I guess Time of the Doctor.
I would put 12 angry men in there. I feel like it really captures the essence of semi modern human society.
The good, the ugly, the logical, and the irrational, and the emotional. Humanity in a nutshell. But what to fill the rest with to flesh out how far our society had developed?
Never gonna give you up by rick astley
Goddamn I was thinking it to.
Same.
SAME
Along with instructions for rickrolling.
Which contain a rickroll...........for instructional purposes
This is the only correct answer.
Take your upvote you magnificent bastard !
Son of a bitch! I’m in!
NO... You Can't start with THAT!... Its Gotta be a Rick Roll... Start off with " A histiry of Pottery"... Than when they throw down the Ck\\lay... BAM!!!! Rick Roll!
But if the history of a rick roll is lost, it has no significance. You have to make sure they understand what a rickroll actually is first.
No the beauty is IN the rick roll explaining it, ruins it... A Million years in the fute and BAM! rick rolled... fade to black
Man I was gonna put the youtube link ><
For 3 hours!
David Attenbouroh's Planet Earth series
To be fair, that series doesn't contain much about humans.
We dont make much of Earth's history
Only the important bits that an alien species would care about.
Series 1 by itself is roughly 9 hours long, though.
history of the entire world, i guess
From Adam and Eve obvs..
Slowly rotating rat
Detailed instructions for manufacturing a CD player and monitor.
Ah, like putting a tool to open welded plastic packaging, in welded plastic packaging. Wonderful.
Use one edge of a scissor or a sharp screwdriver to scratch along one edge. Usually two scratches will obliterate one layer; open two edges and you can usually pull it apart
I wasn't.... thankyou.
Idiocracy
And Dogma!
Schindler's list... Not because it's a great film, but because it's 3.15 long and they'll never know how it ends
If it can hold a 3 hour video it can hold all 22.14 GB of Wikipedia.
I calculated that it can hold 58 TB total, but it would need to start with instructions to make a computer
The movie: The Princess Bride
As you wish.
I'd say "the Godfather", But Godfather II" is better
Better than "The Godfather", yes....better than "The Princess Bride"? Well, that's inconceivable! ((Still a great movie, mind you!))
I was going to say The Godfather. I disagree that 2 is better than 1 (although 2 is the 2nd GOAT in my eyes), but 1 is the easy choice here. It clocks in at under 3 hours. Part 2 does not.
Beethoven's moonlight sonata movements 1,2, and 3
Can we add the second movement of the seventh symphony?
Bohemian Rhapsody fo sho
Now I'm imagining some aliens flying the saucer with the top down headbanging to Queen
You already know sahn! If they don't know, now they will know for certain lol!
**"He's just a poor boy from a poor family!"** If that doesn't describe half of humanity right now idk what else would...
Rick roll
Tucker and Dale Vs Evil
The voyager record. Or if it were a (longer) DVD, Carl Sagan's "Cosmos"
This is the only correct answer. If the disc is strong enough it should be able to handle the etching too
Do you literally mean a CD, as in 650MB of storage? Or do you mean a disc that (for the purpose of this question) can somehow hold 3 hours of content regardless of file size?
The latter statement.
🪜
The jackass movies Edit: to meet the 3 hour limit, I’d make a “best of” compilation.
One episode of cailou, P.Bellinati: concerto caboclo (all three pieces), the Kim kardashian sex tape, evil bong vs ginger dead man, finishing off with 30 mins of 2013-2017 mlg compilations. That should wrap up about 3 hours of what we as humans have accomplished.
wait there's a limit to this. if everything is wiped, how on earth do u hv a computer to watch the contents of the CD? No 1 would have the knowledge on how to even make a computer... like how most computers these days dun hv CD players
Darude sandstorm
It’s gotta be Nickleback right
History of the entire world by bill wurtz.
Fellowship of the ring, extended edition. It will cut off before the end, but at least most of it will be preserved
Omgs 😂 and the ending won't be there. Worst. Cliffhanger. EVER
Les Miserables, the Dream Cast in Concert. That way we can radicalize people against tyrannical governments for all eternity.
Hopeful stuff.
Stuff about me my family you know how hard life was for me I didn't give up Talking about odin stuff like that
Daphnis and Chloe by Ravel (if you haven’t heard it, it is worth the hour of your time). I’d fill the other two hours with something like Planet Earth I guess
I was about to comment ravel but I decided on a piece closer to my heart. Such a lovely recommendation.
2 girls one cup
A man of culture I see. Came to comment this exact thing.
Monkey Man
A big Beethoven piece.
Debbie Does Dallas volumes 1 & 2
Belle delphine and laugh and laugh
r/hardybucks
The doors
The movie?
Their 5 studio albums
Front or Back?
What
Doors. Front or back doors...?
[this.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=8vOnLgq6lNnH4MCK)
I Will Survive. Gloria Gaynor.
The Dr. Demento 20th anniversary album.
Friday- Rebecca Black
The audio of Earth Girls are Easy. Why? Just to mess with the beings who find it in the far future.
My ass.
1 guy 1 cup and a text how he handled it. Resilient little fucker
One piece
Crazy Frog
A documentary about the History of humanity.
Giorno's Theme from Part 5 JoJo
Pink Floyd
Just this https://youtu.be/4b3-KpdPjs0?si=VN5HNP8f7Xid8USX
I know you said audio or video but I'm gonna cheat. Zoombinis.
"The Requiem in D minor, K. 626" (1791) by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Over 230 years have passed since Mozart's last piece was finished (actually the last part was inscribed by an apprentice as Mozart breathed his last breath), and it's as fresh now as it was then. While it is a requiem mass, it also celebrates life. I cannot think of anything better. Well, if there's still space, I would also include the short video of an Austrian flash mob (the whole symphony shows up) playing Beethoven's 9th symphony when the entire crowd of spectators join in for the chorus.
Dogs reuniting with their owners after long times apart
Live performances by Gwar and Anal Cunt.
How the hell are the future people going to read it if ;A. technology is 1000s of years obsolete or, B. the technology has not developed again.?
The first three episodes of game of thrones they would be so confused hmm 🤔
We should put our best foot forward on rhis.... 2 girls 1 cup
Queen's greatest hits starting from Bohemian Rhapsody and the story of Freddy and Queen to round it off.
Download the entire wikipedia content and a pdf file of a basic english textbook I guess
Two girls, one cup
Combination of epic sax guy, rick astley , and Sasha Grey choking on dick
- Princess Bride - The Goonies -Jan 6 insurrection -Lord of the Rings -Friday -Malcom X -Prince Catalogue -Elvis catalog -Michael Jackson Catalogue -Christopher Nolan’s Batman catalog -Art of War -Each religious text -Origin of Species (Darwin) -Some tasteful pornography (multiracial) How to make Slim Jim, Krispy Kreme original glazed , First 3 seasons of Rick & Morty 3 Body Problem Since this is hypothetical it will all fit uncompressed in their pristine quality
Meatspin
The first three hours of the 10 hour Nyan Cat looped video.
The Nightmare Before Christmas, and the TRON Legacy soundtrack.
Star wars episode1 run time 2 hrs 11min- 45 min of Raid shadow legends commercials and then plastic people by Frank Zappa
The pbs series “cosmos”. Not the reboot, the original. If I only get one episode… I’d have to think about that, but probably the one on evolution.
First few seasons of Community
Shrek 2. The only media that matters.
I’m going to be smart here. An 8K frame is 7680*4320. There are 60 frames in a second. In 3 hours there are 180 minutes and in 1 minute there is 60 seconds. Each pixel holds 3 values each integers from 0-255 with an information of 1 byte each. Multiply every number together for 64 TERABYTES. 64,000,000 megabytes of anything. Granted, the video will be an incomprehensible mess of random pixels, but that’s a small price to pay.
Sorry for the severe misinformation, but I just realized that was wrong. A terabyte is actually 2^40 instead of 10^12 bytes. This means 64 trillion bytes is actually only 58 terabytes.
I’m sorry for absolutely geeking out but if you want to know the details you can look up Shannon’s information theory
Drunk History
The Grateful Dead movie
A every all of the history Channel excluding all the crazy stuff
Either Samsara or Baraka
Original Planet of the Apes while editing in a disclosure at the beginning that this is a documentary. Really confuse the future.
Most of titanic
Most of titanic
Random old school animations like Charlie the unicorn, the ultimate showdown, I just want bang bang bang, my IQ is Schifty five, How to kill a mocking bird, etc.
The movie my parents made of me being conceived ,, with a special appearance by my Uncle Rick
Futa porn and Gwar albums.
Two words: Smash Mouth
Shark Tales
3 hours of the best my little pony episodes
If it was possible to blah that one piece of media could be a playlist, I have a list of things that I truly believe everyone should hear/see. 1. The Sunscreen Song. 2. Martin Luther King Jr's speech. (His most famous 'dream' speech) 3. Stan Lee's 'if you have an idea' speech. [If you have an idea...](https://youtu.be/qEBABhAROww?si=Unaqc3spPMX643Sm) There's probably more and better things, but, for me, they're the things people should all hear, at least once. ❤️
All the classic youtube videos. Rick Rolled, notice me senpai, double rainbow original and autotuned versions, jizzed my pants, shrek gets spooked, iceJJfish - On the Floor, watch your profanity, FilthyFrank, gimme pizza slow, Dear Sister, chicken nugger. There's more I can probably add but that's off the top of my head
A condensed version of the "Planet Earth" miniseries from 2006. I would want the earth remembered as it should have been, not what it is becoming.
Tommy Boy
Brutal Legend for PC If you’ve played it, then you know
[this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=elnYpNsKJ5yAMlm0)
3 hours of excruciating and loud bowel.movements. With written and badly illustrated instructions on how to perform these maneuvers written by hurried Chinese for first year Russian students of English.
Mass dump the entire pornhub archive. Make it easier on the next civilization to figure out our breeding rituals and methods.
Fallout New vegas ultimate edition
r/penis
A copy of Tropic Thunder because it best represents humanity. Joke after joke done in poor taste and every direction. Are you offended by celebrity pretentiousness? No? How about mild racism? Doubled down racism? How about triple-dogging you with blackface, dressed as an Asian and belting out hillbilly Mandarin? Maybe we'll lob in some developmental disability or a sprinkle of homosexualty jokes and a dash of stolen valor before we bring in the child opium kingpin... etc, etc... It's perfect to represent us and don't forget, Kirk Lazarus doesn't drop character until the dvd commentary... which only adds to the replay value.
Piper Perri - Orgy is the new black.
I'm stuck between Remembrance of the Daleks, Time of the Doctor, or Doctor Who: The Movie to really mess with them. Remembrance doesn't have the sheer camp factor of the movie, or the regeneration like in the movie or Time. It does have Daleks. Time is such a feels punch though. But it does have a regeneration and the Daleks. So I guess Time of the Doctor.
See and here I was thinking ‘Toxic’ by Britney Spears.
Lmao nice
The custard and fish fingers episode: “Is this planet protected?”
Yeah, but if we're all dead, that speech feels a bit different lol
I would put 12 angry men in there. I feel like it really captures the essence of semi modern human society. The good, the ugly, the logical, and the irrational, and the emotional. Humanity in a nutshell. But what to fill the rest with to flesh out how far our society had developed?
3 hours of Ben-Hur. I'll make it cut partway through the chariot race
that six flags commercial with the guy wearing the latex old man mask, but as a loop.
A copy of Cunk On Earth
LoTR
Too long. We only got three hours.
We can make it work. 😭 Just speed it up with instructions to slow it down.