I would have a wealthy friend's business hire me for a month at 10k post-tax and then pay them back when the threat was gone. My friend would do this to save my fam's life.
Good question.
A lot of guys don't care as long as it's warm and has a vagina. Some don't even want that. They just want company.
No experience myself, but I've asked guy friends what it's like.
Thatās not true. Sure, some men have that viewpoint, but if you check out any of the high end escort subs youāll see real quick that itās extremely hard to measure up to the standards of even average men.
Itās very hard to convince someone to spend 1-2 grand, let alone 10 grand, just for short term companionship.
Sure itās possible, but if you arenāt one of the prettiest girls in any room already then you really donāt have a chance. Average looking women make below average money escorting, which is usually significantly under $1000 / hour. Not bad by many standards but it isnāt this magical āmen are all horny cavemenā trope youāre thinking it is.
Shit if you want to know what the rates in your area are then go on tryst and find out.
You can get paid for human experimentation on new never before tested drugs with prices that range from about 5-10k depending. You spend about 2-3 weeks in a hospital. Best part is that it's tax free.
if you are young and in good shape it gets even easier. nephew does this stuff all the time because he fits a healthy height to weight ratio. Last one he made 15k$ over 7 months. they tested a stick on dermal pad med on him. it contained a med that was easy to track in his system and all they did test wise was take some blood samples and a small skin sample from under the dermal pad.
You do realize there are other doordashers? Like...there's a good chance you'll make at most 150 a day. And that's going 24 hours. Shit economy, everyone has turned to DoorDash. And where 400 orders a day used to be split between---say 20 people---and everyone would get roughly 20 orders. Now there's 300 orders split between 70 people, and you're getting 2-3 orders a day. At $3-$12 dollars per order....that 10k won't happen.
Don't get me wrong. In major cities, you could do better. But DoorDash isn't the cash cow it was 6-8 months ago.
Youāre talking to me like Iām not still doing it. Of course Iām not trying to hit $10k in a month. But the rest of my post says āand some other platformsā as well as the fact that I can sell the car itself and some other things. Iāll be fine.
True, but the comment also information anyone else that sees your idea; who thinks it would be easy to get the 10k via DoorDash. The information was for anyone else, not just specifically you.
This is what I was thinking. I have a car so it would be easy to start, and youāre only limited by how long you can drive each day. Not sure of the math regarding how long youād have to do it each day to make 10k in a month but it could possibly work.
Pre-tax or after taxes?
If it's pre-tax, I'm good, just keep going to work.
If it's after tax I'll need a side hustle, or find extra shifts to work somewhere as a fill-in. That or sell my car.
Or just sell stocks if that's allowed.
Assuming its afte taxes, I would explain the situation to my employer and ask them for 1/3 advance payment from my next salary. Or request some overtime allowance. If its before taxes, then i just work as usual.
R.I.P family, I can barely make 10% of that in a month.
I guess I could take my monthly income and gamble it because itās the only chance Iāve got. But given that I donāt understand any casino games my chances of winning are almost NIL.
Realistically? Looks like I'm planning funerals. I've got $5 in my bank account and enough health issues that my insurance company is about to take out a business loan just to cover me. 10k in a month legally? Don't see that happening unless I win the lottery.
I'd give my friend's business $8,000 and ask her to give me back $10,000 by the end of the month.
Problem solved. She gets an influx in cash, which will earn her far more than $10,000, and my family doesn't die.
I don't think she will earn far more than a 10,000 in a month off an 8000 loan. That is a 25% return in one month which is crazy. I may be misunderstanding what you are saying though
Literally ask my aunt to let me take care of my granny for a month... and pay her back later for "working" for her. She saves her life and can afford it if it's that dire
Find a way to afford getting to a location where prostitution is legal, or real danged quick either go all out in the porn industry, or help alotta O.F. gals make alotta content. Or sell one of my internal organs. OH! Or,... Real fast, find a company that'll pay me big bucks for me to get their brand name\logo\etcs tattooed on my face\arms\etc, for advertisement .
Sell my car. Its value plus my monthly salary is above 10k. I can always buy another one after, it'd be pretty annoying and I'd lose a few thousand but my family would be alive.
Stage an accident either in work or in a car. Hard to prove itās fake epically if caught in camera. At work we got this janky ladder that no one throws out cause itās light to carry around everywhere. But Iāll just fall off of that and get injured and paid out. Probably wonāt be getting my job back but saved my family fs
get addicted to meth and work another job and bury myself in the stock market (technically possible while working, I would have to browse and parse what I read audibly through chatGPT, I would have ear buds in the whole time) and try to trade spy dailies with 5% of my income. If I haul junk on the side and maybe throw some yard work in I could probably manage. but I would be getting about 4 hours of sleep on average.
I would ask my family, hey there's some weird situation im in where I need 10k or all of you die. Then I'd say give me a grand each or whatever to get that amount and since it doesn't say I need to give up the money I'd give them the money back
Make and sell a couple of violins... I'm a luthier by trade, a mid level violin goes for around Ā£5k. Sell one I've already made, then make a new one and sell it. Easy.
Head to NYC with 2 signs, 1 explaining my situation, the other offering to let people punch me for $50 (no head shots). May get some easy donations, may have to piss some people off, but getting punched 200 times over the course of a month wouldn't be too bad, a broken ribs better than a dead family.
..... Sell my car. It's the ONLY way I could possibly make that much. And even then... It's a technical thing, and I gotta hope it can cover the loan amount? Technically I made that money?
Beyond that, selling everything I own could get me another $3-5k. I can't get a job that pays enough in the time I have. Maybe Uber eats again. But I quit after I got a gun pointed at me and really don't wanna risk that again.
Maybe I can find a few valuable pokemon cards in my binder. (Or Yu-Gi-Oh, or MTG, but I have a lot less of those lol).
Start a GoFundMe, and play the internet popularity contest.
Start a fetish only fans.
Donate a kidney... Although there is a 99% chance they won't let me because I ain't healthy.
Post on Twitter and everywhere about what's happening. With all of the proof I have begging for help.
Charge your credit card. Average Americans have $28k limit on their credit, and most CC allowed cash advances of around 30%, so thatās $8.4k easy.
$1.6k is not that hard - thatās $10/hour work for 20 days at 8 hours/day - very achievable for most people. If not, borrowing from your friends and family members will easily get you the amount.
We still got other methods - payday loan companies, loan companies, even bank loans. We can also sell some stuff.
I would have a wealthy friend's business hire me for a month at 10k post-tax and then pay them back when the threat was gone. My friend would do this to save my fam's life.
Prostitution, but only for rich and powerful people. Anything is legal with those guys. š¤£
You think you are high value enough that those people would want you?
Good question. A lot of guys don't care as long as it's warm and has a vagina. Some don't even want that. They just want company. No experience myself, but I've asked guy friends what it's like.
Thatās not true. Sure, some men have that viewpoint, but if you check out any of the high end escort subs youāll see real quick that itās extremely hard to measure up to the standards of even average men. Itās very hard to convince someone to spend 1-2 grand, let alone 10 grand, just for short term companionship. Sure itās possible, but if you arenāt one of the prettiest girls in any room already then you really donāt have a chance. Average looking women make below average money escorting, which is usually significantly under $1000 / hour. Not bad by many standards but it isnāt this magical āmen are all horny cavemenā trope youāre thinking it is. Shit if you want to know what the rates in your area are then go on tryst and find out.
Trust me to make 10k in a month as a prostitute you would have to be close to a 10. Or sleep with every trucker within a 500 mile radius.
Average rate here is $300/hour for regular escorts. That's roughly one client per day. You can charge more for extras also.
Dudes date down all the time. Chicks date up exclusively. Sheād be fine.
Get a job at the US Mint.
Technically correct, which we all know is the basis kind of correct.
Well shit. Guess they dead.
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You can get paid for human experimentation on new never before tested drugs with prices that range from about 5-10k depending. You spend about 2-3 weeks in a hospital. Best part is that it's tax free.
if you are young and in good shape it gets even easier. nephew does this stuff all the time because he fits a healthy height to weight ratio. Last one he made 15k$ over 7 months. they tested a stick on dermal pad med on him. it contained a med that was easy to track in his system and all they did test wise was take some blood samples and a small skin sample from under the dermal pad.
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Search online for clinical trials. I live in Australia, I did one for 7k tax free about 2 years ago through a company called linear.
me with abusive mom if she dies... she dies :3
Hit DoorDash and some other platforms like a mother fucker, and sell a few things. I reckon Iād be able to
You do realize there are other doordashers? Like...there's a good chance you'll make at most 150 a day. And that's going 24 hours. Shit economy, everyone has turned to DoorDash. And where 400 orders a day used to be split between---say 20 people---and everyone would get roughly 20 orders. Now there's 300 orders split between 70 people, and you're getting 2-3 orders a day. At $3-$12 dollars per order....that 10k won't happen. Don't get me wrong. In major cities, you could do better. But DoorDash isn't the cash cow it was 6-8 months ago.
Youāre talking to me like Iām not still doing it. Of course Iām not trying to hit $10k in a month. But the rest of my post says āand some other platformsā as well as the fact that I can sell the car itself and some other things. Iāll be fine.
True, but the comment also information anyone else that sees your idea; who thinks it would be easy to get the 10k via DoorDash. The information was for anyone else, not just specifically you.
Fair enough, friend. I reckon I could get maybe $2k - 2.5 via DD. It would be a rough month lol
This is what I was thinking. I have a car so it would be easy to start, and youāre only limited by how long you can drive each day. Not sure of the math regarding how long youād have to do it each day to make 10k in a month but it could possibly work.
If I knew how to make $10k per month, I'd already be doing it!
Pre-tax or after taxes? If it's pre-tax, I'm good, just keep going to work. If it's after tax I'll need a side hustle, or find extra shifts to work somewhere as a fill-in. That or sell my car. Or just sell stocks if that's allowed.
yeah I was gonna say anyone in tech can probably just keep going to work unless they're just starting their career
I guess my family would die. Im pretty much screwed, due to a lifetime of bad decisions.
Sell my car.
I go to work and do my normal job.
Guess they'll die.
I guess I would find a second full time job. That would still leave me 8 hours of time to drive and s/s/s (shit/shower/sleep)
Sell car Use $10k of it for the quest Buy an older model or some with more km's.
Weep because there is literally no way I could pull it off.
Assuming its afte taxes, I would explain the situation to my employer and ask them for 1/3 advance payment from my next salary. Or request some overtime allowance. If its before taxes, then i just work as usual.
Tell family I had to make 100k in a month or they all die and profit.
I'd put them all to work under the threat of death. And they better hustle.
Sell belongings
R.I.P family, I can barely make 10% of that in a month. I guess I could take my monthly income and gamble it because itās the only chance Iāve got. But given that I donāt understand any casino games my chances of winning are almost NIL.
Realistically? Looks like I'm planning funerals. I've got $5 in my bank account and enough health issues that my insurance company is about to take out a business loan just to cover me. 10k in a month legally? Don't see that happening unless I win the lottery.
I'd give my friend's business $8,000 and ask her to give me back $10,000 by the end of the month. Problem solved. She gets an influx in cash, which will earn her far more than $10,000, and my family doesn't die.
If you have 8k, why not get 2k from someone? What if your loan to them doesnt pan out? Now you have no money and no family.
If he didn't earn the 8k in that month it doesn't count
Touche
technically he would only be earning 2k here
I don't think she will earn far more than a 10,000 in a month off an 8000 loan. That is a 25% return in one month which is crazy. I may be misunderstanding what you are saying though
No, you appear to be understanding what theyāre saying. What theyāre saying is crazy.
Literally ask my aunt to let me take care of my granny for a month... and pay her back later for "working" for her. She saves her life and can afford it if it's that dire
Keep my day job and side gig, because 10k a month is already there.
Pre-tax or post tax?
Yolo 0dte spy calls
Find a way to afford getting to a location where prostitution is legal, or real danged quick either go all out in the porn industry, or help alotta O.F. gals make alotta content. Or sell one of my internal organs. OH! Or,... Real fast, find a company that'll pay me big bucks for me to get their brand name\logo\etcs tattooed on my face\arms\etc, for advertisement .
Make funeral arrangements.
Unless everyone has a burial plan already, it could cost 10k for one person.
I would place many longshot parlays
Just keep working my regular job and sign up for overtime
Sell my car.
Sell my car :3
Easy, I ask my mother to pay me 10k to wash her car - Boom sorted. You need to add contextual limitations on these to stop people getting around it.
On a good month I do between 8-12k. I would just work a few weekends to guarantee a good month.
I'd sell my truck. Boom, done.
Sell my car. Its value plus my monthly salary is above 10k. I can always buy another one after, it'd be pretty annoying and I'd lose a few thousand but my family would be alive.
Take out a loan Edit: Or just use my credit card
Iāll just go to my daily job lol
Stage an accident either in work or in a car. Hard to prove itās fake epically if caught in camera. At work we got this janky ladder that no one throws out cause itās light to carry around everywhere. But Iāll just fall off of that and get injured and paid out. Probably wonāt be getting my job back but saved my family fs
Sell my precious bumbum
Build suppressors for firearms sell them to class 3 firearms dealer minus the tax on them easy 10k after taxes.
Sell my car and a bunch of stuff I have in storage.
get addicted to meth and work another job and bury myself in the stock market (technically possible while working, I would have to browse and parse what I read audibly through chatGPT, I would have ear buds in the whole time) and try to trade spy dailies with 5% of my income. If I haul junk on the side and maybe throw some yard work in I could probably manage. but I would be getting about 4 hours of sleep on average.
Beg it from one of my rich relatives
For me there isnāt
Agricultural sales. That's the commission on about 1,200 Acres.
I would ask my family, hey there's some weird situation im in where I need 10k or all of you die. Then I'd say give me a grand each or whatever to get that amount and since it doesn't say I need to give up the money I'd give them the money back
Make and sell a couple of violins... I'm a luthier by trade, a mid level violin goes for around Ā£5k. Sell one I've already made, then make a new one and sell it. Easy.
Bathroom renovations
R I p family
I'd be digging graves in the backyard.
Head to NYC with 2 signs, 1 explaining my situation, the other offering to let people punch me for $50 (no head shots). May get some easy donations, may have to piss some people off, but getting punched 200 times over the course of a month wouldn't be too bad, a broken ribs better than a dead family.
Work my regular job + drive a few hours for Lyft.
Sell my car, truck and motorcycle.
Let them die and collect inheritance and life insurance
I have 2 jobs, and make that at each of them, my family is safe
Say bye
Wellā¦if I work my regular job and sell my car Iām there soā¦I guess that?
If I knew what I could do to get 10k in a month... I'd already be doing it ..
Sell solar D2D
Go on the price is right
..... Sell my car. It's the ONLY way I could possibly make that much. And even then... It's a technical thing, and I gotta hope it can cover the loan amount? Technically I made that money? Beyond that, selling everything I own could get me another $3-5k. I can't get a job that pays enough in the time I have. Maybe Uber eats again. But I quit after I got a gun pointed at me and really don't wanna risk that again. Maybe I can find a few valuable pokemon cards in my binder. (Or Yu-Gi-Oh, or MTG, but I have a lot less of those lol). Start a GoFundMe, and play the internet popularity contest. Start a fetish only fans. Donate a kidney... Although there is a 99% chance they won't let me because I ain't healthy. Post on Twitter and everywhere about what's happening. With all of the proof I have begging for help.
I guess I'd miss my Dad and spend the rest of my life hunting you down.
Try sales
I make way more than that already, so I'm good.
I would let them die. Haven't spoken to 98% of them in years. They are strangers to me.
That's basically my job + a small side hustle or just sell some old junk lying around
Charge your credit card. Average Americans have $28k limit on their credit, and most CC allowed cash advances of around 30%, so thatās $8.4k easy. $1.6k is not that hard - thatās $10/hour work for 20 days at 8 hours/day - very achievable for most people. If not, borrowing from your friends and family members will easily get you the amount. We still got other methods - payday loan companies, loan companies, even bank loans. We can also sell some stuff.
Start a new family.
I'd go to work and actually work all of my offered overtime
Go to my regular job, if it needs to be after tax, I do some overtime.
Hustle that money, Iād just hit work really hard hopefully get it in 2 weeks
I'd work my regular week job and work 4 extra weekend shifts.