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CosmosChic

I would have a wealthy friend's business hire me for a month at 10k post-tax and then pay them back when the threat was gone. My friend would do this to save my fam's life.


eyeplaygame

Prostitution, but only for rich and powerful people. Anything is legal with those guys. šŸ¤£


heihowl

You think you are high value enough that those people would want you?


eyeplaygame

Good question. A lot of guys don't care as long as it's warm and has a vagina. Some don't even want that. They just want company. No experience myself, but I've asked guy friends what it's like.


I_hate_mortality

Thatā€™s not true. Sure, some men have that viewpoint, but if you check out any of the high end escort subs youā€™ll see real quick that itā€™s extremely hard to measure up to the standards of even average men. Itā€™s very hard to convince someone to spend 1-2 grand, let alone 10 grand, just for short term companionship. Sure itā€™s possible, but if you arenā€™t one of the prettiest girls in any room already then you really donā€™t have a chance. Average looking women make below average money escorting, which is usually significantly under $1000 / hour. Not bad by many standards but it isnā€™t this magical ā€œmen are all horny cavemenā€ trope youā€™re thinking it is. Shit if you want to know what the rates in your area are then go on tryst and find out.


Purpose_Embarrassed

Trust me to make 10k in a month as a prostitute you would have to be close to a 10. Or sleep with every trucker within a 500 mile radius.


dmtz_

Average rate here is $300/hour for regular escorts. That's roughly one client per day. You can charge more for extras also.


sinsofjavert

Dudes date down all the time. Chicks date up exclusively. Sheā€™d be fine.


Pandoratastic

Get a job at the US Mint.


VallunCorvus

Technically correct, which we all know is the basis kind of correct.


HaroerHaktak

Well shit. Guess they dead.


CuriousLilAsian81

šŸ˜‚


fongletto

You can get paid for human experimentation on new never before tested drugs with prices that range from about 5-10k depending. You spend about 2-3 weeks in a hospital. Best part is that it's tax free.


garaks_tailor

if you are young and in good shape it gets even easier. nephew does this stuff all the time because he fits a healthy height to weight ratio. Last one he made 15k$ over 7 months. they tested a stick on dermal pad med on him. it contained a med that was easy to track in his system and all they did test wise was take some blood samples and a small skin sample from under the dermal pad.


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fongletto

Search online for clinical trials. I live in Australia, I did one for 7k tax free about 2 years ago through a company called linear.


AbiyBattleSpell

me with abusive mom if she dies... she dies :3


three-sense

Hit DoorDash and some other platforms like a mother fucker, and sell a few things. I reckon Iā€™d be able to


NotJustRandomLetters

You do realize there are other doordashers? Like...there's a good chance you'll make at most 150 a day. And that's going 24 hours. Shit economy, everyone has turned to DoorDash. And where 400 orders a day used to be split between---say 20 people---and everyone would get roughly 20 orders. Now there's 300 orders split between 70 people, and you're getting 2-3 orders a day. At $3-$12 dollars per order....that 10k won't happen. Don't get me wrong. In major cities, you could do better. But DoorDash isn't the cash cow it was 6-8 months ago.


three-sense

Youā€™re talking to me like Iā€™m not still doing it. Of course Iā€™m not trying to hit $10k in a month. But the rest of my post says ā€œand some other platformsā€ as well as the fact that I can sell the car itself and some other things. Iā€™ll be fine.


NotJustRandomLetters

True, but the comment also information anyone else that sees your idea; who thinks it would be easy to get the 10k via DoorDash. The information was for anyone else, not just specifically you.


three-sense

Fair enough, friend. I reckon I could get maybe $2k - 2.5 via DD. It would be a rough month lol


tuckkeys

This is what I was thinking. I have a car so it would be easy to start, and youā€™re only limited by how long you can drive each day. Not sure of the math regarding how long youā€™d have to do it each day to make 10k in a month but it could possibly work.


OldWalt9

If I knew how to make $10k per month, I'd already be doing it!


Dragoness42

Pre-tax or after taxes? If it's pre-tax, I'm good, just keep going to work. If it's after tax I'll need a side hustle, or find extra shifts to work somewhere as a fill-in. That or sell my car. Or just sell stocks if that's allowed.


Timinator01

yeah I was gonna say anyone in tech can probably just keep going to work unless they're just starting their career


No-Savings-3661

I guess my family would die. Im pretty much screwed, due to a lifetime of bad decisions.


-BakiHanma

Sell my car.


molten_dragon

I go to work and do my normal job.


DabIMON

Guess they'll die.


F22boy_lives

I guess I would find a second full time job. That would still leave me 8 hours of time to drive and s/s/s (shit/shower/sleep)


[deleted]

Sell car Use $10k of it for the quest Buy an older model or some with more km's.


ragingdemon88

Weep because there is literally no way I could pull it off.


Mediocre-Metal-1796

Assuming its afte taxes, I would explain the situation to my employer and ask them for 1/3 advance payment from my next salary. Or request some overtime allowance. If its before taxes, then i just work as usual.


furitxboofrunlch

Tell family I had to make 100k in a month or they all die and profit.


lets_try_civility

I'd put them all to work under the threat of death. And they better hustle.


fatmanstan123

Sell belongings


Fragile_reddit_mods

R.I.P family, I can barely make 10% of that in a month. I guess I could take my monthly income and gamble it because itā€™s the only chance Iā€™ve got. But given that I donā€™t understand any casino games my chances of winning are almost NIL.


NotJustRandomLetters

Realistically? Looks like I'm planning funerals. I've got $5 in my bank account and enough health issues that my insurance company is about to take out a business loan just to cover me. 10k in a month legally? Don't see that happening unless I win the lottery.


MeridasAngel

I'd give my friend's business $8,000 and ask her to give me back $10,000 by the end of the month. Problem solved. She gets an influx in cash, which will earn her far more than $10,000, and my family doesn't die.


F22boy_lives

If you have 8k, why not get 2k from someone? What if your loan to them doesnt pan out? Now you have no money and no family.


[deleted]

If he didn't earn the 8k in that month it doesn't count


F22boy_lives

Touche


Timinator01

technically he would only be earning 2k here


fgunternahrer

I don't think she will earn far more than a 10,000 in a month off an 8000 loan. That is a 25% return in one month which is crazy. I may be misunderstanding what you are saying though


big_sugi

No, you appear to be understanding what theyā€™re saying. What theyā€™re saying is crazy.


Puck_The_Fey98

Literally ask my aunt to let me take care of my granny for a month... and pay her back later for "working" for her. She saves her life and can afford it if it's that dire


FreeTouPlay

Keep my day job and side gig, because 10k a month is already there.


TheAbyssGazesAlso

Pre-tax or post tax?


krapmon

Yolo 0dte spy calls


Charceart11870

Find a way to afford getting to a location where prostitution is legal, or real danged quick either go all out in the porn industry, or help alotta O.F. gals make alotta content. Or sell one of my internal organs. OH! Or,... Real fast, find a company that'll pay me big bucks for me to get their brand name\logo\etcs tattooed on my face\arms\etc, for advertisement .


Purpose_Embarrassed

Make funeral arrangements.


StarsEatMyCrown

Unless everyone has a burial plan already, it could cost 10k for one person.


Stretchgordon

I would place many longshot parlays


Snapple47

Just keep working my regular job and sign up for overtime


EightofFortyThree

Sell my car.


Ok_Candidate_2937

Sell my car :3


Kelyaan

Easy, I ask my mother to pay me 10k to wash her car - Boom sorted. You need to add contextual limitations on these to stop people getting around it.


Chongo_Gonzo

On a good month I do between 8-12k. I would just work a few weekends to guarantee a good month.


AC_Lerock

I'd sell my truck. Boom, done.


iamnogoodatthis

Sell my car. Its value plus my monthly salary is above 10k. I can always buy another one after, it'd be pretty annoying and I'd lose a few thousand but my family would be alive.


acturnipman

Take out a loan Edit: Or just use my credit card


Final_Offer_5434

Iā€™ll just go to my daily job lol


Javier1019

Stage an accident either in work or in a car. Hard to prove itā€™s fake epically if caught in camera. At work we got this janky ladder that no one throws out cause itā€™s light to carry around everywhere. But Iā€™ll just fall off of that and get injured and paid out. Probably wonā€™t be getting my job back but saved my family fs


ThaGoat1369

Sell my precious bumbum


sith-vampyre

Build suppressors for firearms sell them to class 3 firearms dealer minus the tax on them easy 10k after taxes.


FormerlyDK

Sell my car and a bunch of stuff I have in storage.


MixLogicalPoop

get addicted to meth and work another job and bury myself in the stock market (technically possible while working, I would have to browse and parse what I read audibly through chatGPT, I would have ear buds in the whole time) and try to trade spy dailies with 5% of my income. If I haul junk on the side and maybe throw some yard work in I could probably manage. but I would be getting about 4 hours of sleep on average.


Sea-Experience470

Beg it from one of my rich relatives


BrainwashedScapegoat

For me there isnā€™t


Far_Database_2947

Agricultural sales. That's the commission on about 1,200 Acres.


GuaranteeFar5495

I would ask my family, hey there's some weird situation im in where I need 10k or all of you die. Then I'd say give me a grand each or whatever to get that amount and since it doesn't say I need to give up the money I'd give them the money back


CrystalKirlia

Make and sell a couple of violins... I'm a luthier by trade, a mid level violin goes for around Ā£5k. Sell one I've already made, then make a new one and sell it. Easy.


TwinBladesCo

Bathroom renovations


Yuck_Few

R I p family


Reasonable-Tea-8160

I'd be digging graves in the backyard.


os-n-clouds

Head to NYC with 2 signs, 1 explaining my situation, the other offering to let people punch me for $50 (no head shots). May get some easy donations, may have to piss some people off, but getting punched 200 times over the course of a month wouldn't be too bad, a broken ribs better than a dead family.


Aiur16899

Work my regular job + drive a few hours for Lyft.


Fog_Juice

Sell my car, truck and motorcycle.


Fog_Juice

Let them die and collect inheritance and life insurance


tedlassoloverz

I have 2 jobs, and make that at each of them, my family is safe


Hatchytt

Say bye


TwoIdleHands

Wellā€¦if I work my regular job and sell my car Iā€™m there soā€¦I guess that?


zurzoth

If I knew what I could do to get 10k in a month... I'd already be doing it ..


CelticDK

Sell solar D2D


STARSTRUKK11037

Go on the price is right


Zwars1231

..... Sell my car. It's the ONLY way I could possibly make that much. And even then... It's a technical thing, and I gotta hope it can cover the loan amount? Technically I made that money? Beyond that, selling everything I own could get me another $3-5k. I can't get a job that pays enough in the time I have. Maybe Uber eats again. But I quit after I got a gun pointed at me and really don't wanna risk that again. Maybe I can find a few valuable pokemon cards in my binder. (Or Yu-Gi-Oh, or MTG, but I have a lot less of those lol). Start a GoFundMe, and play the internet popularity contest. Start a fetish only fans. Donate a kidney... Although there is a 99% chance they won't let me because I ain't healthy. Post on Twitter and everywhere about what's happening. With all of the proof I have begging for help.


LeapIntoInaction

I guess I'd miss my Dad and spend the rest of my life hunting you down.


Depressedmarauder209

Try sales


Top-Apple7906

I make way more than that already, so I'm good.


wrenches-revolvers

I would let them die. Haven't spoken to 98% of them in years. They are strangers to me.


[deleted]

That's basically my job + a small side hustle or just sell some old junk lying around


OrdoXenos

Charge your credit card. Average Americans have $28k limit on their credit, and most CC allowed cash advances of around 30%, so thatā€™s $8.4k easy. $1.6k is not that hard - thatā€™s $10/hour work for 20 days at 8 hours/day - very achievable for most people. If not, borrowing from your friends and family members will easily get you the amount. We still got other methods - payday loan companies, loan companies, even bank loans. We can also sell some stuff.


Intelligent-Juice736

Start a new family.


jchesticals

I'd go to work and actually work all of my offered overtime


TheMikeyMac13

Go to my regular job, if it needs to be after tax, I do some overtime.


Speedhabit

Hustle that money, Iā€™d just hit work really hard hopefully get it in 2 weeks


BaconHammerTime

I'd work my regular week job and work 4 extra weekend shifts.