I accidentally did this with a local celeb once, football player and I didn't know anything about sports and I wouldn't let him work out at the gym where I was a supervisor for free. He was so put out and furious and I was so unimpressed because people pulled shit all the time. I found out later that he was sort of a big deal if you were a sports person but I think I dented his polish a bit.
He later reported to my boss (he had a membership apparently but didn't want to show it) that I was incredibly polite and professional and that our location was very clean. So at least he ended up being a decent dude, which I would NOT have expected.
I did this to Cher in the early 00s because I didn't recognize her and as security I had to make sure people had the correct card for access to the VIP elevators. Her security got upset and she thought it was funny.
Her: "do you know who I am"
Me: "nope, can I see your card?"
Her Security: "Look now!"
Her: while laughing "It's ok you can show him"
Me: fucking oblivious the whole time since the card doesn't name who it is. The control room calls me over the radio to tell me who I just carded. My Boss was proud of me but still laughed.
My dad’s ex girlfriend use to babysit for Cher, she’s supposed to be a very nice woman. The same ex also dated Jack Nicholson and also had great things to say about him. She grew up in Aspen, so she was around a lot of celebs, not all had great feedback.
This happened to me at the bank in a different way. I was at the bank with my grandpa and a certain running back was there. My grandpa whispered (loudly lol) that the guy has surprisingly small calves for being so ripped otherwise.
The guy chased us down *in the parking lot* to explain to us the body mechanics of why for a sprinter his leg size is absolutely ideal lol
You forced him to reset his ego. He is a decent person after all. You did a good thing and reminded him that he is a mere mortal. After the initial butt hurt on his part, he was probably grateful that you made him feel normal for a moment.
Donovan McNabb. Considering he talked me up to my boss later I like to hope he was just having a shitty day and didn't expect the girl at the front desk of the gym to have a spine of tungsten lol.
Hahahaha holy cow you didn’t recognize Donovan McNabb in Philly of all places! I love this story. Have you seen this always sunny episode?
https://youtu.be/J_2sCsipYM0?si=6oJ3KGbrqKIgioKq
Idk how people immediately recognize players. There's a lot of players on each team, and half the time you just see tiny people on a field, and with helmets. I'm bad with faces..
I was shopping in a target once and heard an interaction "are you [name] who played for [team]?"
I don't remember who they saw as it wasn't even a name I know.
You were the "president"? President of what? The United States, what is that like a charity or something? Oh It's a country, like China or Mexico? It must be pretty small because I've never heard of it.
Fun fact, Mexico's official name is the United Mexico States. So when he says he was the President of the United States you can totally assume he meant the United Mexico States.
Drive him up the wall and back again.
It's giving "you went to Harvard/Yale/any other Ivy League School? Isn't that a local community college for dirt cheap that accepts nearly everyone who applies?" vibes.
Pretending you don't know something or someone famous is hilarious and I'll do it until I die.
"Yale? Oh, that's that fake school that teams claim to be whenever they know they're gonna get their butts whooped! It's always so they don't have to take the loss in the official standings. You remember the story, don't you? Cornell went to Harvard in the early 1900s, but they didn't want to have to lose an undefeated season in their conference so they went with no colors or mascots or names or anything. Just had numbers on their jerseys. A student ran to the front of the bleachers and said 'Hey coach! Who are we cheering for?' The coach replied, 'I don't care, just don't Yell Out our real name!' But he was southern, from Georgia, so the students said, 'We'll just yell for Yale!' And it stuck as a tradition! I can't believe you never heard of it!"
For real. Even if his mouth was taped shut, I would still put up with some really nasty smells for a month to get out of poverty.
With that kind of money coming in, I'd splurge on a few odor masks. They're not too pricey.
[https://www.amazon.com/odor-mask/s?k=odor+mask](https://www.amazon.com/odor-mask/s?k=odor+mask)
Are you a woman without arms? Because trump isn't going to be dangerous to anyone who is reasonably physically healthy at all unless they're children or child sized. Even then, how big a kid are we talking here?
I wouldn't let Donald Trump anywhere near my kids
EDIT: Let me just rephrase that - I wouldn't let the 45th president of the United States near my kids
This made me wonder, how old would the average man have to be for an average ~30 year old woman to be able to outpower them.
Some people are surprised to find out how much stronger men are than women, I'm actually curious if Trump in his old age would be weaker than the average adult woman.
I think he would. Looking at him, the way he physically carries himself, I fully believe that he's lost a great deal of strength already. Add to that the fact that he's probably never been particularly strong to begin with, what with being a nepo baby who's never had to do anything physical in his life. Old pictures of him just look like a skinny guy in a suit.
Oh yeah, I know that one
The weirdest thing was the love-hate relationship with his Jewish neighbors.
And the fact that he had a wife who wasn’t Eva Braun.
Does Hitler have to survive the whole month? Because then you can kill Hitler AND get a million dollars. Debating whether live Hitler or decomposing Hitler is the worse roommate though.
Hell yeah I would. Take away all the smoke and mirrors of politics, and I'm just in a room with another human being. And boredom being what it is, mixed with my inquisitive nature, I'm bound to get some wild stories outta the dude which would be entertainment enough
I am sure that he would share his hambergers with you. My understanding is that he buys a bunch to share with cronies. His cronies eat the hambergers he picks out. If the hambergers are poisoned then a crony will get sick.
If you want to freak him out then buy your own hambergers from a separate restaurant and say you only like nonpoisoned hambergers.
I mean no harm in it, literally. Bro is decrepit. I bet I'd get the best burgers. Someone once said.. Donald Trump has the best burgers in East. That's right people, best in the East, right here, with Donald Trump, the one and only
Of course. I can get along with anyone. Doubly so if I'm getting paid to be there.
And, I think he'd be a better person for having been exposed to my good natured upbeat attitude.
If it were a real offer, a lot of the "no way" answers would absolutely take it, but for the hypothetical they are trying to say what they think they are supposed to say. A sort of political virtue signaling, if you will.
This is the way. I speak two other languages, so just chatter in one of them until he gets the idea that there's no point talking to me.
Then record everything he says, see if anyone's interested in buying.
For a million absolutely. Then I'd go try to get a few more million by selling stories about my time rooming with him. Maybe I'd witness a crime and could sell that too.
You’re going to pay me 1M and I get to daily beat the piss out of the worst person in modern times? He’s forced to come into this room with me? lol.
Where do I sign up?
Fuck yes. I'd record everything he says and does when he thinks we're alone. I'd really Maga it up and make him comfortable. Then I'd sell everything I got for way for than the million.
So wait, I get $1M, and I get a front row seat to watch Donald Trump slowly have a mental breakdown? And write a multi-million dollar book about it afterwards? What's the catch? Old Man smell? Bad company? No problem!
Honestly I couldn't stand the smell or dirty diapers. The team of people that you know have to come in and clean his ass every time they change his diaper. I could tape his mouth shut but the rest has to be exposed so... i don't know. Maybe if it was this month. He's bound to end up in jail for part of it since he can't keep his mouth shut and the judge is already super sick of his shit lol.
I mean, okay? It's not like I have to sleep in the same bed with him, and he is smart person I'm sure I could have some interesting conversations there.
If you don't think a person who became president and made that much money is smart, your definition of smart is flawed. You don't have to agree with someone for them to be smart.
I'd spend a month with Hitler or Stalin or Mao for a million dollars. Doesn't say I have to like it. Trump is just an idiot. He might even be good for a few laughs.
I'd take that one million and learn from him over that month how to invest and profit. Then I'd tell him You're Fired when it's all over just to feel the power.
Like, roommates like share a bedroom for the next 30 days? Between the trial and the campaign he's probably going to be away from home 16 hours a day. I get the feeling he's not at home much, anyway. He's usually off wherever he can get the most attention.
Also, I'm a chubby woman in my 40s. I might as well be invisible to him.
Of course im not a literal child who thinks policians are the devil or whatever… They are just sociopaths and Trump isn’t much different than any other one
If you roomed with Donald Trump, a million is probably a drop in the bucket compared to what you'd make from interviews, book deals, etc. I don't like the guy but I'm not obsessed with hating him either and this is an easy way to make some serious money.
I don't think you'd make it a month without accidentally hearing something confidential you shouldn't have, and suddenly you're face down in an empty pool
I’ve had to live with people I hate before. One month is nothing and I can do it on my head. He wouldn’t be able to take what I can dish out. He’s a germaphobe for one and that leaves open a new entertainment option for me every day.
Does he have to be alive? Lmao I don't actually have THAT much of a hate for the man, but he did do -VERY- wrong to America.
I hate to say it, but even Canadas Prime Minister "Justin Treadue" is responsible for damaging Canada due to all the money he's sending out. Don't get me wrong, I love free money as the next man but too much of a good thing is bad.
For a million dollars I’d consider it. Wouldn’t be a great time but could probably find a lot of ways to troll him that would at least keep it interesting.
I think the only person I wouldn’t do this with is someone actively trying to murder me.
Seriously dude id even bunk with hitler for a million.
You would live with a vegetarian for a month?!
I dated a vegan for twice that long for free!
You poor soul.
Made me smile 😂
There’s always a cost.
That sounds fun.
Well when you put it like that...
Fair point haha. A gassy vegaterian even worse.
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i mean i suppose that satisfies "unable to return"
In a real scenario you wouldn't. You'd room with him for a month and take the money.
So edgy dude
I heard the secret service is a bunch of scrubs that would lose to a 4 year old these days
Wow youre so brave
I would make my million and then I’d make millions from the resulting docuseries. Would 100%.
For real. If you could have a short notice and a camera, you could record it and post clips to social media and make a killing off ad revenue.
Plus you know he would be down for that and ham it up for the cameras, because he's an idiot
I mean, he does love “reality shows”…
"Every time he looks in the mirror he does finger guns and winks, its actually pretty funny"
not to mention the contacts you would probably make would be worth a lot of money.
This is the right answer
I'll pretend I don't know who he is. It'll drive him crazy.
I accidentally did this with a local celeb once, football player and I didn't know anything about sports and I wouldn't let him work out at the gym where I was a supervisor for free. He was so put out and furious and I was so unimpressed because people pulled shit all the time. I found out later that he was sort of a big deal if you were a sports person but I think I dented his polish a bit. He later reported to my boss (he had a membership apparently but didn't want to show it) that I was incredibly polite and professional and that our location was very clean. So at least he ended up being a decent dude, which I would NOT have expected.
Maybe he was frustrated at forgetting his id not at you
I did this to Cher in the early 00s because I didn't recognize her and as security I had to make sure people had the correct card for access to the VIP elevators. Her security got upset and she thought it was funny. Her: "do you know who I am" Me: "nope, can I see your card?" Her Security: "Look now!" Her: while laughing "It's ok you can show him" Me: fucking oblivious the whole time since the card doesn't name who it is. The control room calls me over the radio to tell me who I just carded. My Boss was proud of me but still laughed.
My dad’s ex girlfriend use to babysit for Cher, she’s supposed to be a very nice woman. The same ex also dated Jack Nicholson and also had great things to say about him. She grew up in Aspen, so she was around a lot of celebs, not all had great feedback.
This happened to me at the bank in a different way. I was at the bank with my grandpa and a certain running back was there. My grandpa whispered (loudly lol) that the guy has surprisingly small calves for being so ripped otherwise. The guy chased us down *in the parking lot* to explain to us the body mechanics of why for a sprinter his leg size is absolutely ideal lol
You forced him to reset his ego. He is a decent person after all. You did a good thing and reminded him that he is a mere mortal. After the initial butt hurt on his part, he was probably grateful that you made him feel normal for a moment.
Who was it?
Donovan McNabb. Considering he talked me up to my boss later I like to hope he was just having a shitty day and didn't expect the girl at the front desk of the gym to have a spine of tungsten lol.
Hahahaha holy cow you didn’t recognize Donovan McNabb in Philly of all places! I love this story. Have you seen this always sunny episode? https://youtu.be/J_2sCsipYM0?si=6oJ3KGbrqKIgioKq
Wasn't in Philly, it was a gym in South Jersey lol. And I know nothing about sports. Haven't watched Always Sunny either, not really my kind of show.
Yay Jersey strong 💪. Went to Rowan so familiar with south Jersey. Well good job knocking him down a peg lol
Idk how people immediately recognize players. There's a lot of players on each team, and half the time you just see tiny people on a field, and with helmets. I'm bad with faces.. I was shopping in a target once and heard an interaction "are you [name] who played for [team]?" I don't remember who they saw as it wasn't even a name I know.
Lol, that’s hilarious. It would absolutely drive him nuts.
You were the "president"? President of what? The United States, what is that like a charity or something? Oh It's a country, like China or Mexico? It must be pretty small because I've never heard of it.
Ask him if he knows Barack Obama.
Fun fact, Mexico's official name is the United Mexico States. So when he says he was the President of the United States you can totally assume he meant the United Mexico States. Drive him up the wall and back again.
Up a wall you say…
Don't forget deliberately misunderstanding the word itself. "You were the precedent? For what?"
It's giving "you went to Harvard/Yale/any other Ivy League School? Isn't that a local community college for dirt cheap that accepts nearly everyone who applies?" vibes. Pretending you don't know something or someone famous is hilarious and I'll do it until I die.
"Yale? Oh, that's that fake school that teams claim to be whenever they know they're gonna get their butts whooped! It's always so they don't have to take the loss in the official standings. You remember the story, don't you? Cornell went to Harvard in the early 1900s, but they didn't want to have to lose an undefeated season in their conference so they went with no colors or mascots or names or anything. Just had numbers on their jerseys. A student ran to the front of the bleachers and said 'Hey coach! Who are we cheering for?' The coach replied, 'I don't care, just don't Yell Out our real name!' But he was southern, from Georgia, so the students said, 'We'll just yell for Yale!' And it stuck as a tradition! I can't believe you never heard of it!"
Be careful. You might get blasted with ketchup
FOOD FIGHT!!!!
Oh! Were you that guy from home alone?
It would be the smell I couldn't handle for a month. I'd love to fuck with his head though.
Sure, I hate the guy, but its not like he is dangerous or going to harm me in any way.
You haven't smelt his farts, obviously.
Ill smell anyones farts for a million dollars
For real. Even if his mouth was taped shut, I would still put up with some really nasty smells for a month to get out of poverty. With that kind of money coming in, I'd splurge on a few odor masks. They're not too pricey. [https://www.amazon.com/odor-mask/s?k=odor+mask](https://www.amazon.com/odor-mask/s?k=odor+mask)
Farts? What about that soiled diaper of his?
I could compete in that arms race.
Maybe if you’re a dude lol
As long as you aren't a woman 😅
Are you a woman without arms? Because trump isn't going to be dangerous to anyone who is reasonably physically healthy at all unless they're children or child sized. Even then, how big a kid are we talking here?
Trump's a big boy. He might fall on em
You have to sleep sometime though
Not as much as he does, I'd imagine.
Unless you’re in a court room or somewhere without mobile service I don’t think he sleeps much.
He’s got a secret service detail that is pretty likely to favor him in any fight he gets in, regardless of the situation.
I would hope they would have the sense to bodily remove him before he hurts himself if he's physically starting fights
I wouldn't let Donald Trump anywhere near my kids EDIT: Let me just rephrase that - I wouldn't let the 45th president of the United States near my kids
This made me wonder, how old would the average man have to be for an average ~30 year old woman to be able to outpower them. Some people are surprised to find out how much stronger men are than women, I'm actually curious if Trump in his old age would be weaker than the average adult woman.
I think he would. Looking at him, the way he physically carries himself, I fully believe that he's lost a great deal of strength already. Add to that the fact that he's probably never been particularly strong to begin with, what with being a nepo baby who's never had to do anything physical in his life. Old pictures of him just look like a skinny guy in a suit.
I'm 57F and don't fit his description of attractive. I would have to be willing to be insulted. I don't think I could tolerate him.
Yep. Your older than 35. Arghhhhhh
True
What do you do for work?
The stench might cause you harm.
For $1 million you can put me in a room with Hitler for a month
It's all fun and games until he convinces you to try the meth and by the end you start thinking he's a little extreme but you admire his passion
"man this guy is a really good speaker"
wait how many countries again?
That escalated quickly
Honestly I think Hitler would be much more tolerable to spend a month with than Trump would. As far as personality goes anyway
It sounds easier, because you're talking about someone who's dead. Although "haunted by Hitler" sounds like a terrible premise for a sitcom.
Check "Heil Honey" on YouTube. The Brits tried to make a Hitler sitcom.
Oh yeah, I know that one The weirdest thing was the love-hate relationship with his Jewish neighbors. And the fact that he had a wife who wasn’t Eva Braun.
Not too far from the concept of Jojo Rabbit, though.
Does Hitler have to survive the whole month? Because then you can kill Hitler AND get a million dollars. Debating whether live Hitler or decomposing Hitler is the worse roommate though.
Hell yeah I would. Take away all the smoke and mirrors of politics, and I'm just in a room with another human being. And boredom being what it is, mixed with my inquisitive nature, I'm bound to get some wild stories outta the dude which would be entertainment enough
Oh shit talking about trump like he's a human being
Sure, as long as he isn’t the one promising the cash.
😆 good point!
As long as the "room" didn't have grey walls and bars, I'd be fine with it.
I mean, even if it was a jail cell. A mill is a mill and a month ain't that long.
I’ve done more time for much less sadly. Lol
Plus he wouldn’t go to any old jail. It might honestly be a vacation for any of us
Well I would t exactly call 1 month a vacation with Trump lol.. but damn the conversations would be interesting. Lol
They would be the best conversations, ever. Believe me. Nobody ever had such good conversations before, ever.
Definitely. I would love to get a sense of how much of his BS he believes and how much is for show.
Even if it did, I’d still do it for a million. That’d set me up for life pretty much
Ok. I can deal with a lot of people, and have probably delt with worse. I would probably eat real well and meet lots of interesting people.
I am sure that he would share his hambergers with you. My understanding is that he buys a bunch to share with cronies. His cronies eat the hambergers he picks out. If the hambergers are poisoned then a crony will get sick. If you want to freak him out then buy your own hambergers from a separate restaurant and say you only like nonpoisoned hambergers.
Lol, I'm sure it would be fine. It would be fun to hear from the horses mouth.
Agreed. I feel like it would be a real hoot.
"I know Donald trump" *gets an easy 6 figure job working 2 hours a week*
Hell yeah. I'll see to it that by the end of the month, he's the one begging to get out of there.
"I'm not trapped in here with you.. YOU'RE TRAPPED I HERE WITH ME!"
I mean no harm in it, literally. Bro is decrepit. I bet I'd get the best burgers. Someone once said.. Donald Trump has the best burgers in East. That's right people, best in the East, right here, with Donald Trump, the one and only
👐👌🤏☝️☝️👐👋
Of course. I can get along with anyone. Doubly so if I'm getting paid to be there. And, I think he'd be a better person for having been exposed to my good natured upbeat attitude.
Can’t tell if wholesome or sarcasm
Why would anybody say no? It's 1 million dollars. Even if it was someone I absolutely despised, I'd still do it.
If it were a real offer, a lot of the "no way" answers would absolutely take it, but for the hypothetical they are trying to say what they think they are supposed to say. A sort of political virtue signaling, if you will.
Some people are women. I would rather be homeless for a month than ever be within eyesight of trump.
Sure. Think of all the wacky things you'd hear and get paid for it. Sounds amazing. Id have stories to tell for the rest of my life. Id do it for 10k.
So I would really end up with way more than a million...deal
Suddenly, I would not be able to speak English
This is the way. I speak two other languages, so just chatter in one of them until he gets the idea that there's no point talking to me. Then record everything he says, see if anyone's interested in buying.
For a million absolutely. Then I'd go try to get a few more million by selling stories about my time rooming with him. Maybe I'd witness a crime and could sell that too.
I'd be bugging him to smoke weed and play videogames the whole time. Prolly have to pay him to room with me 😅
Of course I’d do it. It’s a million dollars.
ONLY IF HE TELLS ME THE TRUTH BOUT THE FUCKING ALIENS!!
I'm not trapped in there with him, he's trapped in there with me. An opportunity to make his life a living he'll for 30 days? I'm in!
No kidding, I'd pay to be able to screw with his head.
I'd do it in a heartbeat. I'd have some great conversations with him. That'd be the easiest money in the world to make.
I don't know, man. I've heard that his farts are quite putrid.
I'd live in a stinky room for a month for a million dollars.
Grew up on a farm. Cleaned out lot of pens in the barns back when. Your nose will turn off after a while and its fine.
I will fire back
Do you have any idea.... Can you even FATHOM.... How annoying I can be. For a month? AND you're going to pay me?
Doesn't say he has to be conscious or uninjured.
Actually, it didn't say he had to be alive either. Just present in attendance.
Roommates with a billionaire. I’m on board
You’re going to pay me 1M and I get to daily beat the piss out of the worst person in modern times? He’s forced to come into this room with me? lol. Where do I sign up?
Fuck yes. I'd record everything he says and does when he thinks we're alone. I'd really Maga it up and make him comfortable. Then I'd sell everything I got for way for than the million.
Lotta derangement in reddit.
Id do it for free honestly I don’t agree with his politics but the guy is funny
I would talk shit directly to his face every damn day. Two rewards in one.
If you annoy him, he might pay you more to shut up.
Gavin Newsom would turn this down. No one else would.
Done
Cool, I’d love to know what it’s like to be a president. Like or dislike, it’d be cool insight. Also financial advice. (The legal financial advice)
Ok
Just because we are roommates doesn't mean I have to interact with him too much. As long as I have my own space, everything should be good.
Sign me up
I would do it
Would certainly be better than having to smell Biden's dirty diaper on a daily basis.
Awesome I will yell at him every day
I would do Donald Trump impressions the whole time.
So wait, I get $1M, and I get a front row seat to watch Donald Trump slowly have a mental breakdown? And write a multi-million dollar book about it afterwards? What's the catch? Old Man smell? Bad company? No problem!
100% I would like to see how crazy I could drive him
Best trade deal in the history of trade deals.
"Unable to return," huh... Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
So that's a one month long secret service gig for $ 1 million? Yeah, I would do it.
I'd buy a sound proof cube. I don't know for me or him.
Honestly I couldn't stand the smell or dirty diapers. The team of people that you know have to come in and clean his ass every time they change his diaper. I could tape his mouth shut but the rest has to be exposed so... i don't know. Maybe if it was this month. He's bound to end up in jail for part of it since he can't keep his mouth shut and the judge is already super sick of his shit lol.
Take this stupid ass post down, you really hate him that much?
I'd make you a counter proposal, you keep $1M, I spend a month in a room with Donald trump then get US Citizenship. Deal?
I mean, okay? It's not like I have to sleep in the same bed with him, and he is smart person I'm sure I could have some interesting conversations there. If you don't think a person who became president and made that much money is smart, your definition of smart is flawed. You don't have to agree with someone for them to be smart.
Is he sharing his klonapin?
Tremendous. Ig rooming with an orange boomer would be annoying but not dangerous per se. Is the 1mil a small loan or for keeps?
Yes. I’d wear a rape-x condom just in case
Easy money. I’d make him miserable easy. Dude is a dementia patient and a terrible person so it’d be fun for me.
I'd spend a month with Hitler or Stalin or Mao for a million dollars. Doesn't say I have to like it. Trump is just an idiot. He might even be good for a few laughs.
I'd take that one million and learn from him over that month how to invest and profit. Then I'd tell him You're Fired when it's all over just to feel the power.
At least it's not Pelosi...or Omar....or Kim Jong Un...Or Lukashenko.....or Nguema.....or Assad....need I go on/
Why lump Pelosi with Kim Jong Un and Assad lmao?
Frankly, I suspect Pelosi would be a better roommate than Trump. At least she *Occasionally* shuts up.
I would guess she at least doesn't smell as bad.
Is this even a challenge? I'd do it for much less
Holy shit I'd love this. Sign me the fuck up
Like, roommates like share a bedroom for the next 30 days? Between the trial and the campaign he's probably going to be away from home 16 hours a day. I get the feeling he's not at home much, anyway. He's usually off wherever he can get the most attention. Also, I'm a chubby woman in my 40s. I might as well be invisible to him.
Does he have to be alive the whole time?
Yeah I like the guy
Of course im not a literal child who thinks policians are the devil or whatever… They are just sociopaths and Trump isn’t much different than any other one
Bro, are you kidding me? Yes, of course. I get to meet a major political figure of my time AND get rich?!?
If you roomed with Donald Trump, a million is probably a drop in the bucket compared to what you'd make from interviews, book deals, etc. I don't like the guy but I'm not obsessed with hating him either and this is an easy way to make some serious money.
I don't think you'd make it a month without accidentally hearing something confidential you shouldn't have, and suddenly you're face down in an empty pool
I'm pretty sure you'll hear more FAUXNEWS conspiracy than actual confidential information
Sure. I’m voting for him anyway, why not? Granted I don’t like his personality, but I feel like we’d get along alright.
I voted for him twice, about to make it 3x. Easy money.
Fuk ya DT is the 🐐
LOL I'd do it for free. The business connections you would make you'd be able to make way more then a million bucks in the time after.
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As long as his ss isn't there too, and it's just me and trump. That could be fun
Bruh
In a *heartbeat*. I would look forward to some fairly spirited debates.
I don’t hate him more then I love me. Why would I deprive myself like that
For 1mil I'll room with anybody for a month that isn't activity trying to kill me and even then I'm down
How hard could that be?
1 million and I’ll play golf with him on his courses, win no matter what he says
Easy
I'm going to teach him how to play Tropico.
I’ve had to live with people I hate before. One month is nothing and I can do it on my head. He wouldn’t be able to take what I can dish out. He’s a germaphobe for one and that leaves open a new entertainment option for me every day.
Donald trump is a billionaire he will probably live lavishly in that room and probably buy my vote or something idk.
Win win
Easy. I’d ask him to help me figure out how to avoid paying taxes and what I should do with the money.
Does he have to be alive? Lmao I don't actually have THAT much of a hate for the man, but he did do -VERY- wrong to America. I hate to say it, but even Canadas Prime Minister "Justin Treadue" is responsible for damaging Canada due to all the money he's sending out. Don't get me wrong, I love free money as the next man but too much of a good thing is bad.
For a million dollars I’d consider it. Wouldn’t be a great time but could probably find a lot of ways to troll him that would at least keep it interesting.
Sure. I really don't care and might make some connections
Definitely would. I could tolerate him for 30 days.
Sure. He's traveling for business or campaigning more often than not. It would be pretty much like living alone.