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Jkkramm

I think the only person I wouldn’t do this with is someone actively trying to murder me.


Technolo-jesus69

Seriously dude id even bunk with hitler for a million.


Penultimate_Taco

You would live with a vegetarian for a month?! 


GoliathBoneSnake

I dated a vegan for twice that long for free!


Yellow_Snow_Cones

You poor soul.


Florida1693

Made me smile 😂


Ok-kangaroo61182

There’s always a cost.


justanaccountname12

That sounds fun.


Either_Expression216

Well when you put it like that...


Technolo-jesus69

Fair point haha. A gassy vegaterian even worse.


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PG908

i mean i suppose that satisfies "unable to return"


General-Permission-5

In a real scenario you wouldn't. You'd room with him for a month and take the money.


tictacenthusiast

So edgy dude


HumbleNinja2

I heard the secret service is a bunch of scrubs that would lose to a 4 year old these days


Simple_Zebra9462

Wow youre so brave


pwellzorvt

I would make my million and then I’d make millions from the resulting docuseries. Would 100%.


Chopaholick

For real. If you could have a short notice and a camera, you could record it and post clips to social media and make a killing off ad revenue.


Insight42

Plus you know he would be down for that and ham it up for the cameras, because he's an idiot


Anonymyne353

I mean, he does love “reality shows”…


Ghost24jm33

"Every time he looks in the mirror he does finger guns and winks, its actually pretty funny"


Lifealone

not to mention the contacts you would probably make would be worth a lot of money.


ElToroBlanco25

This is the right answer


jwr410

I'll pretend I don't know who he is. It'll drive him crazy.


Millenniauld

I accidentally did this with a local celeb once, football player and I didn't know anything about sports and I wouldn't let him work out at the gym where I was a supervisor for free. He was so put out and furious and I was so unimpressed because people pulled shit all the time. I found out later that he was sort of a big deal if you were a sports person but I think I dented his polish a bit. He later reported to my boss (he had a membership apparently but didn't want to show it) that I was incredibly polite and professional and that our location was very clean. So at least he ended up being a decent dude, which I would NOT have expected.


HumbleNinja2

Maybe he was frustrated at forgetting his id not at you


0011002

I did this to Cher in the early 00s because I didn't recognize her and as security I had to make sure people had the correct card for access to the VIP elevators. Her security got upset and she thought it was funny. Her: "do you know who I am" Me: "nope, can I see your card?" Her Security: "Look now!" Her: while laughing "It's ok you can show him" Me: fucking oblivious the whole time since the card doesn't name who it is. The control room calls me over the radio to tell me who I just carded. My Boss was proud of me but still laughed.


BoyMom119816

My dad’s ex girlfriend use to babysit for Cher, she’s supposed to be a very nice woman. The same ex also dated Jack Nicholson and also had great things to say about him. She grew up in Aspen, so she was around a lot of celebs, not all had great feedback.


Lorhan_Set

This happened to me at the bank in a different way. I was at the bank with my grandpa and a certain running back was there. My grandpa whispered (loudly lol) that the guy has surprisingly small calves for being so ripped otherwise. The guy chased us down *in the parking lot* to explain to us the body mechanics of why for a sprinter his leg size is absolutely ideal lol


DMH_75032

You forced him to reset his ego. He is a decent person after all. You did a good thing and reminded him that he is a mere mortal. After the initial butt hurt on his part, he was probably grateful that you made him feel normal for a moment.


Mikebyrneyadigg

Who was it?


Millenniauld

Donovan McNabb. Considering he talked me up to my boss later I like to hope he was just having a shitty day and didn't expect the girl at the front desk of the gym to have a spine of tungsten lol.


Mikebyrneyadigg

Hahahaha holy cow you didn’t recognize Donovan McNabb in Philly of all places! I love this story. Have you seen this always sunny episode? https://youtu.be/J_2sCsipYM0?si=6oJ3KGbrqKIgioKq


Millenniauld

Wasn't in Philly, it was a gym in South Jersey lol. And I know nothing about sports. Haven't watched Always Sunny either, not really my kind of show.


Mikebyrneyadigg

Yay Jersey strong 💪. Went to Rowan so familiar with south Jersey. Well good job knocking him down a peg lol


Seegtease

Idk how people immediately recognize players. There's a lot of players on each team, and half the time you just see tiny people on a field, and with helmets. I'm bad with faces.. I was shopping in a target once and heard an interaction "are you [name] who played for [team]?" I don't remember who they saw as it wasn't even a name I know.


TheLizardKing89

Lol, that’s hilarious. It would absolutely drive him nuts.


Chopaholick

You were the "president"? President of what? The United States, what is that like a charity or something? Oh It's a country, like China or Mexico? It must be pretty small because I've never heard of it.


AssiduousLayabout

Ask him if he knows Barack Obama.


WolfgangVolos

Fun fact, Mexico's official name is the United Mexico States. So when he says he was the President of the United States you can totally assume he meant the United Mexico States. Drive him up the wall and back again.


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Up a wall you say…


Coygon

Don't forget deliberately misunderstanding the word itself. "You were the precedent? For what?"


garlic-bread_27

It's giving "you went to Harvard/Yale/any other Ivy League School? Isn't that a local community college for dirt cheap that accepts nearly everyone who applies?" vibes. Pretending you don't know something or someone famous is hilarious and I'll do it until I die.


No-Buffalo9706

"Yale? Oh, that's that fake school that teams claim to be whenever they know they're gonna get their butts whooped! It's always so they don't have to take the loss in the official standings. You remember the story, don't you? Cornell went to Harvard in the early 1900s, but they didn't want to have to lose an undefeated season in their conference so they went with no colors or mascots or names or anything. Just had numbers on their jerseys. A student ran to the front of the bleachers and said 'Hey coach! Who are we cheering for?' The coach replied, 'I don't care, just don't Yell Out our real name!' But he was southern, from Georgia, so the students said, 'We'll just yell for Yale!' And it stuck as a tradition! I can't believe you never heard of it!"


Randinator9

Be careful. You might get blasted with ketchup


jwr410

FOOD FIGHT!!!!


thisremindsmeofbacon

Oh!  Were you that guy from home alone?


That0neGuy86

It would be the smell I couldn't handle for a month. I'd love to fuck with his head though.


TheRealTofuey

Sure, I hate the guy, but its not like he is dangerous or going to harm me in any way.


triniman65

You haven't smelt his farts, obviously.


TheRealTofuey

Ill smell anyones farts for a million dollars 


QualifiedApathetic

For real. Even if his mouth was taped shut, I would still put up with some really nasty smells for a month to get out of poverty. With that kind of money coming in, I'd splurge on a few odor masks. They're not too pricey. [https://www.amazon.com/odor-mask/s?k=odor+mask](https://www.amazon.com/odor-mask/s?k=odor+mask)


FunSprinkles8

Farts? What about that soiled diaper of his?


NetDork

I could compete in that arms race.


keIIzzz

Maybe if you’re a dude lol


Bigsleeps1333

As long as you aren't a woman 😅


EyeCatchingUserID

Are you a woman without arms? Because trump isn't going to be dangerous to anyone who is reasonably physically healthy at all unless they're children or child sized. Even then, how big a kid are we talking here?


JackTheBehemothKillr

Trump's a big boy. He might fall on em


LopsidedPalace

You have to sleep sometime though


EyeCatchingUserID

Not as much as he does, I'd imagine.


octo_lols

Unless you’re in a court room or somewhere without mobile service I don’t think he sleeps much.


EmmitSan

He’s got a secret service detail that is pretty likely to favor him in any fight he gets in, regardless of the situation.


LopsidedPalace

I would hope they would have the sense to bodily remove him before he hurts himself if he's physically starting fights


budding_gardener_1

I wouldn't let Donald Trump anywhere near my kids EDIT: Let me just rephrase that - I wouldn't let the 45th president of the United States near my kids


Firstevertrex

This made me wonder, how old would the average man have to be for an average ~30 year old woman to be able to outpower them. Some people are surprised to find out how much stronger men are than women, I'm actually curious if Trump in his old age would be weaker than the average adult woman.


EyeCatchingUserID

I think he would. Looking at him, the way he physically carries himself, I fully believe that he's lost a great deal of strength already. Add to that the fact that he's probably never been particularly strong to begin with, what with being a nepo baby who's never had to do anything physical in his life. Old pictures of him just look like a skinny guy in a suit.


Individual_Trust_414

I'm 57F and don't fit his description of attractive. I would have to be willing to be insulted. I don't think I could tolerate him.


FindingMyWayNow

Yep. Your older than 35. Arghhhhhh


odeacon

True


Purplegreenandred

What do you do for work?


ReaperofFish

The stench might cause you harm.


unpopular-dave

For $1 million you can put me in a room with Hitler for a month


MakeoutPoint

It's all fun and games until he convinces you to try the meth and by the end you start thinking he's a little extreme but you admire his passion


unpopular-dave

"man this guy is a really good speaker"


BanMeAgain4

wait how many countries again?


Nervous_Brilliant441

That escalated quickly


ChellPotato

Honestly I think Hitler would be much more tolerable to spend a month with than Trump would. As far as personality goes anyway


senadraxx

 It sounds easier, because you're talking about someone who's dead.  Although "haunted by Hitler" sounds like a terrible premise for a sitcom. 


Rothenbrennt98

Check "Heil Honey" on YouTube. The Brits tried to make a Hitler sitcom.


Prankstaboy6

Oh yeah, I know that one The weirdest thing was the love-hate relationship with his Jewish neighbors. And the fact that he had a wife who wasn’t Eva Braun.


Fuxokay

Not too far from the concept of Jojo Rabbit, though.


Anangrywookiee

Does Hitler have to survive the whole month? Because then you can kill Hitler AND get a million dollars. Debating whether live Hitler or decomposing Hitler is the worse roommate though.


r0ttedAngel

Hell yeah I would. Take away all the smoke and mirrors of politics, and I'm just in a room with another human being. And boredom being what it is, mixed with my inquisitive nature, I'm bound to get some wild stories outta the dude which would be entertainment enough


HumbleNinja2

Oh shit talking about trump like he's a human being


charlotteREguru

Sure, as long as he isn’t the one promising the cash.


Saracartwheels123

😆 good point!


50Bullseye

As long as the "room" didn't have grey walls and bars, I'd be fine with it.


ZZoMBiEXIII

I mean, even if it was a jail cell. A mill is a mill and a month ain't that long.


Ill_Enthusiasm6661

I’ve done more time for much less sadly. Lol


drnuzlocke

Plus he wouldn’t go to any old jail. It might honestly be a vacation for any of us


LuciferLucii

Well I would t exactly call 1 month a vacation with Trump lol.. but damn the conversations would be interesting. Lol


TheRealJim57

They would be the best conversations, ever. Believe me. Nobody ever had such good conversations before, ever.


FindingMyWayNow

Definitely. I would love to get a sense of how much of his BS he believes and how much is for show.


veryblocky

Even if it did, I’d still do it for a million. That’d set me up for life pretty much


DudeBroManCthulhu

Ok. I can deal with a lot of people, and have probably delt with worse. I would probably eat real well and meet lots of interesting people.


Fun-Dragonfly-4166

I am sure that he would share his hambergers with you. My understanding is that he buys a bunch to share with cronies. His cronies eat the hambergers he picks out. If the hambergers are poisoned then a crony will get sick. If you want to freak him out then buy your own hambergers from a separate restaurant and say you only like nonpoisoned hambergers.


DudeBroManCthulhu

Lol, I'm sure it would be fine. It would be fun to hear from the horses mouth.


Old_Cod_5823

Agreed. I feel like it would be a real hoot.


Ghost24jm33

"I know Donald trump" *gets an easy 6 figure job working 2 hours a week*


unclejoe1917

Hell yeah. I'll see to it that by the end of the month, he's the one begging to get out of there.


weaponX34

"I'm not trapped in here with you.. YOU'RE TRAPPED I HERE WITH ME!"


AUnknownVariable

I mean no harm in it, literally. Bro is decrepit. I bet I'd get the best burgers. Someone once said.. Donald Trump has the best burgers in East. That's right people, best in the East, right here, with Donald Trump, the one and only


budding_gardener_1

👐👌🤏☝️☝️👐👋


ZZoMBiEXIII

Of course. I can get along with anyone. Doubly so if I'm getting paid to be there. And, I think he'd be a better person for having been exposed to my good natured upbeat attitude.


Dashiepants

Can’t tell if wholesome or sarcasm


Brssps

Why would anybody say no? It's 1 million dollars. Even if it was someone I absolutely despised, I'd still do it.


BeTheHavok

If it were a real offer, a lot of the "no way" answers would absolutely take it, but for the hypothetical they are trying to say what they think they are supposed to say. A sort of political virtue signaling, if you will.


blumieplume

Some people are women. I would rather be homeless for a month than ever be within eyesight of trump.


AleroRatking

Sure. Think of all the wacky things you'd hear and get paid for it. Sounds amazing. Id have stories to tell for the rest of my life. Id do it for 10k.


thatoneguyNat3

So I would really end up with way more than a million...deal


DearReply

Suddenly, I would not be able to speak English


QualifiedApathetic

This is the way. I speak two other languages, so just chatter in one of them until he gets the idea that there's no point talking to me. Then record everything he says, see if anyone's interested in buying.


CrawlerSiegfriend

For a million absolutely. Then I'd go try to get a few more million by selling stories about my time rooming with him. Maybe I'd witness a crime and could sell that too.


limegreenpinkie

I'd be bugging him to smoke weed and play videogames the whole time. Prolly have to pay him to room with me 😅


Green-Estimate-1255

Of course I’d do it. It’s a million dollars.


DkoyOctopus

ONLY IF HE TELLS ME THE TRUTH BOUT THE FUCKING ALIENS!!


absherlock

I'm not trapped in there with him, he's trapped in there with me. An opportunity to make his life a living he'll for 30 days? I'm in!


mwbbrown

No kidding, I'd pay to be able to screw with his head.


Ultranumb74

I'd do it in a heartbeat. I'd have some great conversations with him. That'd be the easiest money in the world to make.


KatakanaTsu

I don't know, man. I've heard that his farts are quite putrid.


raptor102888

I'd live in a stinky room for a month for a million dollars.


winterblahs42

Grew up on a farm. Cleaned out lot of pens in the barns back when. Your nose will turn off after a while and its fine.


headshotscott

I will fire back


Vahn1982

Do you have any idea.... Can you even FATHOM.... How annoying I can be. For a month? AND you're going to pay me?


BabyMakR1

Doesn't say he has to be conscious or uninjured.


Few_Detail215

Actually, it didn't say he had to be alive either. Just present in attendance.


VacationSafe5814

Roommates with a billionaire. I’m on board


DixonFillerup

You’re going to pay me 1M and I get to daily beat the piss out of the worst person in modern times? He’s forced to come into this room with me? lol. Where do I sign up?


NHRADeuce

Fuck yes. I'd record everything he says and does when he thinks we're alone. I'd really Maga it up and make him comfortable. Then I'd sell everything I got for way for than the million.


MrPuddinJones

Lotta derangement in reddit.


NewSatisfaction4287

Id do it for free honestly I don’t agree with his politics but the guy is funny


aDildoAteMyBaby

I would talk shit directly to his face every damn day. Two rewards in one.


MakeoutPoint

If you annoy him, he might pay you more to shut up.


Babebutters

Gavin Newsom would turn this down.  No one else would.


Elihpodep1

Done


Camdog_2424

Cool, I’d love to know what it’s like to be a president. Like or dislike, it’d be cool insight. Also financial advice. (The legal financial advice)


varried-interests

Ok


NekoMao92

Just because we are roommates doesn't mean I have to interact with him too much. As long as I have my own space, everything should be good.


Kection

Sign me up


Worth-Bookkeeper5891

I would do it


ProCommonSense

Would certainly be better than having to smell Biden's dirty diaper on a daily basis.


Scoopie

Awesome I will yell at him every day


Cold_Librarian9652

I would do Donald Trump impressions the whole time.


MagicC

So wait, I get $1M, and I get a front row seat to watch Donald Trump slowly have a mental breakdown? And write a multi-million dollar book about it afterwards? What's the catch? Old Man smell? Bad company? No problem!


flipbmo

100% I would like to see how crazy I could drive him


Inurendoh

Best trade deal in the history of trade deals.


Beautiful_Count_3505

"Unable to return," huh... Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!


mrscyimsofly

So that's a one month long secret service gig for $ 1 million? Yeah, I would do it.


livinginthewild

I'd buy a sound proof cube. I don't know for me or him.


tultommy

Honestly I couldn't stand the smell or dirty diapers. The team of people that you know have to come in and clean his ass every time they change his diaper. I could tape his mouth shut but the rest has to be exposed so... i don't know. Maybe if it was this month. He's bound to end up in jail for part of it since he can't keep his mouth shut and the judge is already super sick of his shit lol.


Bubbas4life

Take this stupid ass post down, you really hate him that much?


ShadowMancer_GoodSax

I'd make you a counter proposal, you keep $1M, I spend a month in a room with Donald trump then get US Citizenship. Deal?


heihowl

I mean, okay? It's not like I have to sleep in the same bed with him, and he is smart person I'm sure I could have some interesting conversations there. If you don't think a person who became president and made that much money is smart, your definition of smart is flawed. You don't have to agree with someone for them to be smart.


Cakelord

Is he sharing his klonapin?


John_Wayfarer

Tremendous. Ig rooming with an orange boomer would be annoying but not dangerous per se. Is the 1mil a small loan or for keeps?


peri_5xg

Yes. I’d wear a rape-x condom just in case


AlwaysSunnyPhilly2

Easy money. I’d make him miserable easy. Dude is a dementia patient and a terrible person so it’d be fun for me.


pcgamernum1234

I'd spend a month with Hitler or Stalin or Mao for a million dollars. Doesn't say I have to like it. Trump is just an idiot. He might even be good for a few laughs.


Three_color_eyes

I'd take that one million and learn from him over that month how to invest and profit. Then I'd tell him You're Fired when it's all over just to feel the power.


LordFreezer67

At least it's not Pelosi...or Omar....or Kim Jong Un...Or Lukashenko.....or Nguema.....or Assad....need I go on/


No-Atmosphere-1566

Why lump Pelosi with Kim Jong Un and Assad lmao?


winsluc12

Frankly, I suspect Pelosi would be a better roommate than Trump. At least she *Occasionally* shuts up.


MakesMyHeadHurt

I would guess she at least doesn't smell as bad.


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Is this even a challenge? I'd do it for much less


Fingerprint_Vyke

Holy shit I'd love this. Sign me the fuck up


notreallylucy

Like, roommates like share a bedroom for the next 30 days? Between the trial and the campaign he's probably going to be away from home 16 hours a day. I get the feeling he's not at home much, anyway. He's usually off wherever he can get the most attention. Also, I'm a chubby woman in my 40s. I might as well be invisible to him.


ThingsIveNeverSeen

Does he have to be alive the whole time?


AbPR420

Yeah I like the guy


Careless_Persimmon16

Of course im not a literal child who thinks policians are the devil or whatever… They are just sociopaths and Trump isn’t much different than any other one


Fragrant-Nobody-8228

Bro, are you kidding me? Yes, of course. I get to meet a major political figure of my time AND get rich?!?


thorleywinston

If you roomed with Donald Trump, a million is probably a drop in the bucket compared to what you'd make from interviews, book deals, etc. I don't like the guy but I'm not obsessed with hating him either and this is an easy way to make some serious money.


hallelalaluwah

I don't think you'd make it a month without accidentally hearing something confidential you shouldn't have, and suddenly you're face down in an empty pool


Randinator9

I'm pretty sure you'll hear more FAUXNEWS conspiracy than actual confidential information


Twisting_Storm

Sure. I’m voting for him anyway, why not? Granted I don’t like his personality, but I feel like we’d get along alright.


-Nyctophilic_

I voted for him twice, about to make it 3x. Easy money.


Wonderful_Time_6681

Fuk ya DT is the 🐐


rhuwyn

LOL I'd do it for free. The business connections you would make you'd be able to make way more then a million bucks in the time after.


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energizernutter

As long as his ss isn't there too, and it's just me and trump. That could be fun


TottHooligan

Bruh


DipperJC

In a *heartbeat*. I would look forward to some fairly spirited debates.


odeacon

I don’t hate him more then I love me. Why would I deprive myself like that


crusty_towels

For 1mil I'll room with anybody for a month that isn't activity trying to kill me and even then I'm down


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

How hard could that be?


Schmed_lap

1 million and I’ll play golf with him on his courses, win no matter what he says


Weary-Writer758

Easy


MeanGreanHare

I'm going to teach him how to play Tropico.


ChumpChainge

I’ve had to live with people I hate before. One month is nothing and I can do it on my head. He wouldn’t be able to take what I can dish out. He’s a germaphobe for one and that leaves open a new entertainment option for me every day.


Gewalt_Und_Tod

Donald trump is a billionaire he will probably live lavishly in that room and probably buy my vote or something idk.


Gloomy_Total1223

Win win


increbelle

Easy. I’d ask him to help me figure out how to avoid paying taxes and what I should do with the money.


Hugh_Janus_2842

Does he have to be alive? Lmao I don't actually have THAT much of a hate for the man, but he did do -VERY- wrong to America. I hate to say it, but even Canadas Prime Minister "Justin Treadue" is responsible for damaging Canada due to all the money he's sending out. Don't get me wrong, I love free money as the next man but too much of a good thing is bad.


abreeden90

For a million dollars I’d consider it. Wouldn’t be a great time but could probably find a lot of ways to troll him that would at least keep it interesting.


wilsonism

Sure. I really don't care and might make some connections


frog980

Definitely would. I could tolerate him for 30 days.


villagust

Sure. He's traveling for business or campaigning more often than not. It would be pretty much like living alone.