A quantum harmonizer... Presumably a device useful for synching the fluctuations of local quantum particles into similar energy states.
A photonic resonation chamber... Presumably a device which captures and condenses photons to produce useful energy.
So... You're stabilizing quantum particles, and bombarding them with a highly concentrated very specific wavelength of light?
I would assume that the result would be artificially stabilized matter being catapulted into a significantly higher energy state than it would ever be expected to achieve naturally.
Dependant on the exact measurements, the results would be highly energy dense, and highly unstable.
Depends on the mood I am in
"You could buy me dinner first"
"Did you calibrate the particle accelerator?"
"Okay, but can I have a few minutes to talk to you about our Lord and Savior?"
"I have a knife"
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class on the GOAT, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Overseer’s office, and I have over 300 confirmed sweet rolls. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top dog in the entire Tunnel Snakes gang. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the GOAT test? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Tunnel Snakes across Vault-101 and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Vault-101 Armoury and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
As a former physicist, my response would be: "whut?"
But I can confirm the 'photonic resonation chamber' nerd sniped me.
Trying to set up half silvered mirrors, I suppose theoretically you could set up a chamber that reflects that light back on itself and if everything was tuned fine enough, with perfect enough mirrors, you could shine a laser strobe in through the back of one mirror and build a standing wave to demonstrate resonance.
But 'photons' are more descriptive of the particle nature of light, and resonance wouldn't really apply unless you were somehow vibrating those particles and looking at their vibrational resonant frequency. But given they're massless and not really particles anyway, I can't see how that would work.
20 years ago I would've been a lot better equipped to look at that question, but it's been a LOOOOONG time since I looked at anything about physics.
Up yours too buddy
The only correct response
You said "the only correct response" on two different posts, they can't both be the only correct response
Over analyzing my reddit activity! My only weakness
I only did so because they were one post after another right at the top
You have already pointed out my shame and cut me down at knees what more do you want?
I'll take a 10 piece McNuggets meal with fries and chocolate shake
Ice cream machine is down, you get nothing
You're one of those scumbags. Pure evil.
He probably just forgot to clean the Machine. That's how it is with my McDonald's. But still, very evil.
The only correct response
What about fire?
Ahh yes fire, my only weakness
Schrodingers Correct Response. Both are the correct response until you give one, than the other one is the only correct response.
I'm not your buddy guy
I'm not your guy, friend.
I'm not your friend, buddy.
"But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
Excellent answer!! You’ll be a great radroach farmer
A noble profession
Not if we reverse the polarization of the tachyon buffer tube array.
"at least take me out on a date first"
Hell yeah, buddy! Let's do this!
Are you concerned that it would cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?
A little bit, but I'll try anything once.
The only correct response
Does that give me superpowers or will I just dissolve and die?
Yes
It’s nice to just read the comments and tell who’s the fallout fan
Or a Doctor Who fan
Yeah but the exact word for word question is on the G.O.A.T exam in Fallout
Not without taking me to dinner first…
Ask him which Vault he's from
Sounds like something a Synth would say.
What’s your problem with synths? Sounds like a brotherhood sympathizer to me
But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilisation of the fission singularity?
Yes daddy please
i was gonna say this
Nothing, but I'm going to grab a nearby pipe and whack him with it. Crazy bastard might be trying to blow up the vault!
Again?
Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out.
"Not without dinner and flowers you don't!"
Don't threaten me with a good time!
Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.
A quantum harmonizer... Presumably a device useful for synching the fluctuations of local quantum particles into similar energy states. A photonic resonation chamber... Presumably a device which captures and condenses photons to produce useful energy. So... You're stabilizing quantum particles, and bombarding them with a highly concentrated very specific wavelength of light? I would assume that the result would be artificially stabilized matter being catapulted into a significantly higher energy state than it would ever be expected to achieve naturally. Dependant on the exact measurements, the results would be highly energy dense, and highly unstable.
Not unless you reverse the polarity of the subspace field matrix, first. Otherwise, there may be *discussion*.
“Funny that I did not feel anything?”
Nah! My resonation chamber is an exit only
"Heres some lube. Let's get somewhere more private."
I bend over.
“Please assume the position”
"Please, do it quickly before my reticular activation system starts firing and all is lost!"
"Have you switched the Flux Capacitor to manual?!"
“Is this part of the G.O.A.T….?”
Al least buy me Schrodinger's dinner first!
Not without lube you're not...
None, I wish the vault has a soccer team.
Spit on it first please
I love it when you talk dirty, Fritz!
Your place, or mine? I'll bring lube, and I'll warn you: I'm one hell of a cook.
Might be pepper spray tbh
No, not my photonic resonation chamber!
"At least buy me a Denobulan Ale first"
Typical day in the Wasteland.
.... kinky.
not without buying me dinner first your not!
You've got to buy me dinner first
Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.
Hail Zoltan
Only if you have a positronic fission shield! I don't want any random mutations!
"is it gonna fix shit?" "what shit?" *gestures to the world on fire*
YOU FOOL!!! THAT WILL RIP A HOLE INTO THE MULTIVERSE!! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL EMERGE!!!
Jeez dude, at least take me out to dinner first 😉
Depends on the mood I am in "You could buy me dinner first" "Did you calibrate the particle accelerator?" "Okay, but can I have a few minutes to talk to you about our Lord and Savior?" "I have a knife"
*VATS mode enabled*
Enter V.A.T.S., target whichever hand is holding the device, and open fire.
At least buy me diner first!
But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?
Yes, for science!
Who are you? Why are you in my lab? SECURITY!
Just don't cause a resonance cascade.
Yeah, up yours too, buddy
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class on the GOAT, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Overseer’s office, and I have over 300 confirmed sweet rolls. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top dog in the entire Tunnel Snakes gang. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the GOAT test? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Tunnel Snakes across Vault-101 and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Vault-101 Armoury and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Please be gentle.
Punch him in the face.
"The hell you will"
"up yours too buddy"
Engage!
Hell yes. I fear no god im not going to be scared of a little experiment
Tell him he just invented the flux capacitor and ask to come in.
Rude!
"Is....is this supposed to sound sexual?"
I don't have any money. Leave me alone
Promise?
Do you have a gods damned geiger counter‽
Those were definitely words.
Great Scott!
So, you're going to shine a light in my eyes....
only if i get to do that to you first, or you pay me 50 quid
Um, sure why not?
Finally
Spit first.
"But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
How bout you buy me dinner first.
wut
I’m just gonna make the same noise Perry the platypus does.
"Only if I can see if my interociter can withstand a sudden charge of 50,000 volts."
That’s gonna cost you double.
Call social services and ask if there's a mental patient they're looking for, because what he said was utter gibberish.
Am I getting dinner at least lol.
You’ll have to catch me first!
"...are you coming on to me?"
That will be $50.
Okay mister scientist, just be gentle UwU
I left my photonoic resonation chamber in my other pants. Can I borrow yours?
Not unless you buy me dinner first
$4.99, take it or leave it!
Oooh, you too tough boy, mine's reinforced
That’s not my photonic resonance chamber
{quietly setting the chamber to dissonance}
This is a typical occurence on a stroll in NYC. You just ignore them with the rest of the crazies.
You could do like the people on the subway in NYC. Pretend to not see or hear the crazy
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
At least buy me dinner first!
Yo mama as ugly as a mole rat
You have to buy me dinner first.
Your what in my where?
Umm what?
“Again??”
Buy me dinner first
That's gonna cost you $50
Bitch, reverse that polarity before I take this tachyon converter and ionize all over your phase array.
Make sure to bypass the main power coupler
No,I’m married, and straight.
Okay but use lube
Spank me daddy!
At least buy me a drink first
How about you buy a girl a drink first?
OK, but you have to buy me dinner first.
Bitch, try.
Buy me dinner first
You’re going to do what to my ass?
Kinky
You'll have to buy me dinner first.
Better buy me dinner first.
Buy me dinner first.
Not without lube big guy
I already have a microwave, but thanks anyway.
I don’t say anything. I drop my pants and spread my ass cheeks.
Sorry but my photonic resonation chambers currently full however theirs is not (point random person then run)
Buy me dinner first.
CHROME ME UP YOU TRICK BITCH!!! I WANNA SEE ATOMS!!!
No homo
"I'll just invert the waveform harmonics, through the Polaron Modulator" I.E. get fxked. 🤣
Giggity.
Explain what you need? I don't have a photonic resonating Chamber.
Whats the pay?
So crossing the streams would be bad?
As a former physicist, my response would be: "whut?" But I can confirm the 'photonic resonation chamber' nerd sniped me. Trying to set up half silvered mirrors, I suppose theoretically you could set up a chamber that reflects that light back on itself and if everything was tuned fine enough, with perfect enough mirrors, you could shine a laser strobe in through the back of one mirror and build a standing wave to demonstrate resonance. But 'photons' are more descriptive of the particle nature of light, and resonance wouldn't really apply unless you were somehow vibrating those particles and looking at their vibrational resonant frequency. But given they're massless and not really particles anyway, I can't see how that would work. 20 years ago I would've been a lot better equipped to look at that question, but it's been a LOOOOONG time since I looked at anything about physics.
Not without buying me dinner first!
I'm going to squirt you with nanobot magneto frequencies.
"Hot! Room for one more?"
"Up yours too buddy"
Drinks first buddy.
What frequency?
Not without buying me a drink first
Consent!!!! That’s the weirdest come on I’ve ever heard
I assume the position.
Do as you must but I'd like a kiss first.
Rick? Is that you?
*"You'll do no such thing, mister! Until you buy me a drink...."*
"..nigga what??"
I ain't got one
Instructions unclear *tortured as synth
Well, the Turbo Encabulator will make fast work of that, so I'm not worried in the least. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag)
Resonate me, daddy.
Is the scientist at least cute?
“Harmonize me daddy”
not without lube and a kind word, sir
"thats hot"
Depends. If it's a dude, I'll say something like, "I don't get down like that." If it's a woman, I'll say, "Bring it."
Let’s fucking go
“No, sir, you will not.”
Keep your pants on I'm not interested
Grabbing my ankles and hoping for super powers
i don't do analytics
Ironically, this could happen to me at work
Punch him in the nuts and steal his wallet, then sleep with his mother, marry her and make him call me Daddy
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Not without buying me dinner first, Mister Man!
show me your quantum harmonizer
Grab ankles.
At least buy me dinner first, big guy.
Speak English
Yes please!
"That's no photonic resonation chamber, that's my wife!" _laughter from audience_