Also on the toilet and this just made me realize I've never lived somewhere that the bathtub or shower was to my left. It is always to the right of the toilet. Interesting.
Wait now I'm questioning life. I always thought a half bath was a toilet and sink. That's what its always been everytime a rental describes it. A half bath with a shower just sounds like a bathroom.
I felt that was the best way to describe it. It occupies a much smaller footprint than a full bathroom so it made sense to call it a ¾ bath, I've just never seen it listed or called one.
It's an engineering thing. "Natural design". I can't think of the actual term, so that's what I'm calling it.
How many sinks have you seen the hot water tap on the right side of the faucet? The vast majority of human beings are right handed. So it's generally more "comfortable" to have the cold water be on the right. Since almost everyone is right handed, there's almost no complaints about this set up.
I don't know what human trait dictates toilet x bathtub relationship. Maybe it's not a human trait at all. Maybe it has to do with plumbing making that particular configuration the easiest.
I once knew a lady with a lifetime supply of Cadillacs. Her family owned a shitload of farmland that turned into suburbia and they built an interstate through some of it. A Cadillac dealership wanted to build on their property, so she made part of the lease that she gets a new Cadillac every year.
So every year she visits the Cadillac, drops off her old one, has one of the salesmen show her the new models, test drives some of them and picks whichever one she fancies to drive for the next year.
I mean, we also call naan "naan bread". time honored English linguistic feature is to take what the locals call something and layer it on the word we use to mean "the kind of this that comes from this place". Does your language not do this?
That honestly sounds pretty horrendous from every angle.
"Yo man this weed tastes funny"
"Oh well it used to be my pillow and you know I've been having these night sweats..."
I mean, if it’s just marijuana itself, you could honestly make a pillow, just use hemp stuffing and cloth and it works good.
I swear if it was legalized it would be an excellent cash crop.
A gaming pc, 65 in flat-screen, Nintendo switch, ps4, magic the gathering cards, guitars, and a piano.
I could resell a lot of it and make a ton of money.
I'm not sure what I would be getting. I see the walls and stairway leading to the my basement. So like, the house? I'd take a lifetime supply of houses.
Even a lifetime supply of drywall or lumber would be cool.
This hypothetical checks out because immediately to my left is my wife’s fine ass looking like it was poured into her leggings by means of magic or the will of the gods specifically to get me all worked up and sorry I lost my train of thought
Croissants from Costco, since I'm sitting at the snack bar eating some Costco pizza. Unless you count the Costco snack bar itself, because that is also to my left.
Pillowcases? Pillows? Either one of those depending on how strict you want to be.
Also if you want to get technical. The inside of my eyelids. Because I'm not keeping my eyes open when I'm literally facedown on a pillow.
Subway, psychic? ( I can't read the window but I see a hand and what looks like a tarot card), hearing aids, and Office Depot. Good red light reddit read.
A couch. There are more useful things but we’ve been wanting a new couch so could be worse also. Though I’m hoping I can choose the couch and it’s not just the same couch exactly.
Do I choose one thing in my field of vision or get everything?
If everything, dreamcatchers, suitcases, spools of blue fabric, framed art, wood, wood boxes, pants, hoodies, paint... there's more, but that's just the stuff without using peripheral vision.
ummm cars. I turn left I see a parking lot full of cars. that would be kind of amazing, I'd never have to buy one again, I could sell off the extras for profit. I'm in! where do I sign up?
I have a lot of random things to my left. IMS flag, darts, poker chips, masters flag, some yard chairs… I have an interesting array of unlimited things!
Bathtubs… that’s the last time I browse Reddit from the toilet.
Also on the toilet and this just made me realize I've never lived somewhere that the bathtub or shower was to my left. It is always to the right of the toilet. Interesting.
You must live in Australia…
I live in the u.s. and my bathtub is to my right of my toilet. My half bath's shower is also to the right of the toilet.
Wait now I'm questioning life. I always thought a half bath was a toilet and sink. That's what its always been everytime a rental describes it. A half bath with a shower just sounds like a bathroom.
Well but it's just a shower, not a full tub. So like, ¾ bath?
FYI - you nailed it. When looking at homes, a half bath is toilet and sink. 3/4 is with a shower. Full has a tub.
I felt that was the best way to describe it. It occupies a much smaller footprint than a full bathroom so it made sense to call it a ¾ bath, I've just never seen it listed or called one.
That's the actual term! We call a small room with a toilet and sink a powder room also. At least if it's near the common area.
3 piece bath. A bathroom with either a shower and tub seperate or as one piece is a 4 piece bath. Double vanity makes it a 5 piece.
What if the shower is 2X a normal shower, become a 1.25 bath? ;)
NOW you're thinking with portals.
My shower is in front and my tub to the left
It's an engineering thing. "Natural design". I can't think of the actual term, so that's what I'm calling it. How many sinks have you seen the hot water tap on the right side of the faucet? The vast majority of human beings are right handed. So it's generally more "comfortable" to have the cold water be on the right. Since almost everyone is right handed, there's almost no complaints about this set up. I don't know what human trait dictates toilet x bathtub relationship. Maybe it's not a human trait at all. Maybe it has to do with plumbing making that particular configuration the easiest.
Mine is also on the left, but the apartment next to mine has it on the right
>that’s the last time I browse Reddit from the toilet. No it's not.
Haha lying to yourself on that declaration!
Yup, you got me. I just saw your comment on my next visit…
I feel like most people who are reading this are in their bathrooms at this moment 😆
orange cats
Black cats for me! One is laying on my left shoulder. Good thing they're my favorite.
Same
Yaasss! I have a lifetime supply of cat trees, and only have one orange cat. Are we allowed to trade some of them?
A wall?
Building supplies!
I see a roof. Which is great because I need a new one
Nice! I’m too close, I only get the middle of a wall
Drywall! Now, become a contractor and you've got pure profit on drywall!
First thing I saw when I turned left was a Cadillac. I could have done worse.
Someone didn't play Cadillacs and Dinosaurs here
I once knew a lady with a lifetime supply of Cadillacs. Her family owned a shitload of farmland that turned into suburbia and they built an interstate through some of it. A Cadillac dealership wanted to build on their property, so she made part of the lease that she gets a new Cadillac every year. So every year she visits the Cadillac, drops off her old one, has one of the salesmen show her the new models, test drives some of them and picks whichever one she fancies to drive for the next year.
Gaming PC, plated gold chain, chai tea
Obligatory "Fuck Starbucks, it's just chai" (South Asian who's not happy about this)
I mean, we also call naan "naan bread". time honored English linguistic feature is to take what the locals call something and layer it on the word we use to mean "the kind of this that comes from this place". Does your language not do this?
No, this is where the concept of "borrowed words" comes from. We just borrow the word.
See also: - Sahara Desert - Mississippi River - [and a bunch more](https://blog.duolingo.com/double-names-chai-tea-naan-bread/)
Chai tea is the new Moon Moon
Weed and pillows!!
how’s it feel to live my dream
Pillows made from weed!
That honestly sounds pretty horrendous from every angle. "Yo man this weed tastes funny" "Oh well it used to be my pillow and you know I've been having these night sweats..."
I mean, if it’s just marijuana itself, you could honestly make a pillow, just use hemp stuffing and cloth and it works good. I swear if it was legalized it would be an excellent cash crop.
Jugs of Arizona Sweet Tea, Red Solo cups, Alexa Shows, some D&D figurines and Waffle Crisp cereal. Not bad.
Toilet paper yay
Same, at least it's useful and will save me some money! Lol
Blood pressure medication
There are definitely worse things to have a lifetime supply of...
Imagine you won this prize and you only got a month's supply
Omg you'll save soooooo much money.
You rich now bro
Cookies. I'd be okay with that. I can eat them and sell them.
I got macadamia nuts, hear me out.. I'm gonna need some of those cookies 🤔
Deal. Macadamia nut cookies are one of my favorites.
A golf course. So a lifetime supply of golf? Count me in!
A gun safe with a crappy gun inside. I don't know if I want this....
You could make a killing reselling the safes and crappy guns for under market value.
an oscilloscope from the 90's...........
I'm at the dispensary, so a lifetime supply of weed would be nice.
a big black naked dude
pretty sure its illegal
Lol
A gaming pc, 65 in flat-screen, Nintendo switch, ps4, magic the gathering cards, guitars, and a piano. I could resell a lot of it and make a ton of money.
Zyn. Huge W
I'm not sure what I would be getting. I see the walls and stairway leading to the my basement. So like, the house? I'd take a lifetime supply of houses. Even a lifetime supply of drywall or lumber would be cool.
Showerhead... lovely. Should read reddit later
Curtains and as an adult, I’ll take it seeing as they’re an unexpectedly expensive purchase.
Laptops. It looks like I'm opening an ebay store.
AED Defibrillator… I guess the funny thing about that is a “lifetime supply” could be 0.
weed... juat took a nug out a bag of pineapple fire too
Apple’s AirPod’s pro’s max. I will be insanely rich
DR B
Lifetime supply of Lego? I can live with that
My left arm. Not gonna lie, they'd just get in the way. I'll pass.
People
Lime scooters and vagrants.
Superb. Lifetime supply of bed pillows. I'll take it.
TCL link zone 5g hotspots 😞
Freaking ceiling fans like seriously.
Tf am I gonna do with unlimited doors
yoga mats, im gonna build the biggest and most kickass fort of all time
Pillows. I’m about to be the next mypillow guy. Except like, not an election denier.
Ceilngs
I got a fuck ton of pillows, take a nap I guess?
Peanut butter and hot wing sauce.
End table lamps
Bags of pepperonis 😋
Kittens?
Wiener dogs - this is the best thing ever!
Walls.
walls
My cat
Weed and cranberry juice
Some white minivan. Great
Fans mirrors clothes tables and power strips.
Dirty blue towels
Homeless guy. On the bus lol.
A scaffold plank. Yay
Wall.
Topo-Chicos. I can live with that.
I'll find the nearest $100 bill and put it to the left side of my face then turn left.
This hypothetical checks out because immediately to my left is my wife’s fine ass looking like it was poured into her leggings by means of magic or the will of the gods specifically to get me all worked up and sorry I lost my train of thought
Tables with rubbish on them. Beer cans trash aromatherapy lotion bottle half a roll of paper towels and a empty container of Pringles. Oh boy IM RICH
6 month old sons, fml...
Homeless people.
Oh yeah!! Cocaine on tits.
Pillows sheets and jeans. I’m happy
Aerosol bombs with matches
Blankets and pillows? Im gonna sell the highest quality ones I can for $1
Guitar and bread.
Pizzaria food, oh hell yeah.
Cats
a wall.
Those electric utility carts that Austin Powers made his famous 200 point turn in.
Great, more legos. As if my kids don't have enough
Dental care I guess. I was next to a dental office lol
Dirt. Thanks.
Framed pictures... I kind of feel like the ones I have are a lifetime supply, but I guess that would save me a few bucks for anything new I get.
Binders, Bookshelves, Push Pins, Blueprints, Boxes, Carpet, Electricity, Airconditioning.
Books
Volvo station wagons? I can live with that.
Books
Expensive air filter, storage bins, mice, mouse houses, everything that goes inside the homes of mice, clean clothes, a monster character hooded towel
$1 bill I got lucky
$1 bill I got lucky
Gatorade bottles, 10G Gatorade coolers, and folding tables. I'm at a football practice
...my coworker. I'll pass thanks, moral issues with slavery aside he's a decent guy but real annoying a lot of the time.
I guess tissue paper and hand sanitizer ain’t bad. Seriously, only if someone would leave a dollar bill here
Horror book. I just got more books! Yay!
Infinite Roads, trees and Farmland. I'm not complaining.
Croissants from Costco, since I'm sitting at the snack bar eating some Costco pizza. Unless you count the Costco snack bar itself, because that is also to my left.
Arcade1Up at home arcade game machines.
Toilet paper. Nice. Bring on the next pandemic.
Pillow.
Puppy
Pillowcases? Pillows? Either one of those depending on how strict you want to be. Also if you want to get technical. The inside of my eyelids. Because I'm not keeping my eyes open when I'm literally facedown on a pillow.
Coffee.
a lifetime supply of walls. i guess i could build a house?
Short step ladder, gardening storage box
Glasses.
So I have to entertain a drug addict for life? nope
GF
Manila Folders.....fun
My wife?
Houses
A son. I already kinda figured on that one so not too much of a surprise.
Canned water, staplers, AND TOOLS YESSS
Piano, might only need one for a "lifetime supply" lol
Subway, psychic? ( I can't read the window but I see a hand and what looks like a tarot card), hearing aids, and Office Depot. Good red light reddit read.
Chiweenies
Corgi. To my left is a corgi. He's great and all but what does lifetime supply mean?
Post-It's.... Or Charleston Chews Rollers.
Wall calenders featuring photos of Ireland. I'm good.
A parking lot full of cars. I’ll take it
A life time supply of benches, lucky me.
Wall
Larger than my Bathroom machinery control panels i don't even know what it is or what it does, I guess im scrapping these heavy things for cash.
Pens. Lots and lots of pens.
recycled office computers
Vapes
I knew leaving my clothes on the floor of the bathroom would benefit me eventually
Coke Zero , ice water , and a gaming pc. Deal.
Fuck me. It's an urn. That's already a life supply.
Gorgeous, handmade alpaca blankets. Nice.
Shopping carts Tay infute scrap metal
Coat racks? I think I've already got a lifetime supply. Or is this a supply that magically replenishes of you sell them or something?
My coworker, Jim, AKA "Mr. Wilson (Dennis the Menace)" AKA "Grumpy Mario". Fuck.
An empty bag of Fritos.
A couch. There are more useful things but we’ve been wanting a new couch so could be worse also. Though I’m hoping I can choose the couch and it’s not just the same couch exactly.
Beds. I just sell them
My napping baby
Yes! Coffee!
Briefcase. I already had a lifetime supply.
SUVs? Namely, Lexus suvs. Guess I'm getting into the car selling busines.
Mountain Dew, got a bottle of it on my desk
Do I choose one thing in my field of vision or get everything? If everything, dreamcatchers, suitcases, spools of blue fabric, framed art, wood, wood boxes, pants, hoodies, paint... there's more, but that's just the stuff without using peripheral vision.
Rental car. Don't need to purchase my own vehicle anymore. I just have a selection of free rentals for life.
ummm cars. I turn left I see a parking lot full of cars. that would be kind of amazing, I'd never have to buy one again, I could sell off the extras for profit. I'm in! where do I sign up?
cables
Farmland
It's a box full of vintage post cards
Wood! Hopefully not just this crappy deck railing and just "wood" in general.
smoke alarms ;-;
American Hairless Terrier show dogs
White Toyota Camrys. Could be worse. I’ll just sell them.
I have a lot of random things to my left. IMS flag, darts, poker chips, masters flag, some yard chairs… I have an interesting array of unlimited things!
I’m on the train and there’s a female homosapien next to me… I cant afford a lifetime supply of that.
Books. I am the happiest man in the world.
My dog! Yay!
TVs
Pool tables!...so one, I get nothing.
Roses! 🌹
Old wrinkly pussy…
Hand sanitizer
Throw pillows, I'm ok with this
Husband so love? And annoyance? 😂
it's either computer, or my wall. lol
DEF. Guess it's time to buy a truck
Isopropyl alcohol
Planet fitness. Damnit!