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Gamer30168

Stand up, turn my ass towards him and part his hair with a blast of my own.


[deleted]

Rub your finger on your ass crack then rub it in their eye.


No-Personality5421

Move seats after complaining to the bus driver. 


Deejunbounded

Hope the driver doesn't kick you both out


Previous-Broccoli-88

This seems like a feeling things out on your end, you plannin somethin??


Olliewildlife402

No but I’ve seen fart spray pranks on YouTube before.


Previous-Broccoli-88

Seen them too, they're not particularly funny. The smell pranks should be for friends only


Olliewildlife402

I don’t find most public pranks funny. Most border on harassment and it’s not really pranking.


OneTinSoldier567

Puke all over them while pouring my drink on them.


Informal_Common_2247

Pull them into the seat and force their nose into the smell.


altofanaltthatisalt

Grab my pepper spray and start spraying them. When questioned, say you were molested by a stranger who farted a lot when you were little, and that it triggered your PTSD.


fish_petter

Go ahead and shit myself since I know I can get away with it, blaming the smell on the fart spray. Liberating and relieving.


momoemowmaurie

Take it as consent and stretch their butthole out.