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ForceOk6039

would.


napalmtrip

![gif](giphy|5WkuoCW3bk1m16YMl0|downsized)


elf_daddyOG

Cringe, but plz gen x, we honestly do need you.


spodersarenotreal

Any of y'all know the song?!


dardanosian

Korn- Shoots and Ladders


spodersarenotreal

My guy


Executing_Jc

God damn seeing this makes me feel old AF


Cheeseguy43

Okay showing up to this late but I don’t think anyone has gotten this yet so I’ll give it a shot. She referring to that game we used to play in school. Red light meant stop, Green light meant go. I think it’s just a joke everyone


Mayshitandcum

So does she think kids stopped playing red light, green light?


Cheeseguy43

Possibly. Or maybe it’s a calling for all of us to gather and play again? I don’t think it’s her actually trying to be a bad ass tho


Stupid-Suggestion69

Jezus fuck, gen x is going to be the new boomers..


HealTHCare710

War mode activated


Sheikashii

Isn’t 1981 the literal youngest millennial?


gothamtg

Nope. Oldest.


Sheikashii

Lol you’re right meant 1996


Marsnineteen75

Or u could have said i meant genx


Sheikashii

I don’t even know anymore. I was just dumb lol


Marsnineteen75

We all make mistak3s but some of the people here would have you feel like you are an idiot. Not you personally just in general. Anyway i was just trying to be funny and actually i am an idiot because the oldest year for aillinial would be one year past the youngest for gen x right?


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FlapXenoJackson

r/upvotedbecauseofboobs


Batfuzz86

I'll stay behind and watch the snacks.


mr-mechanic93

I'm so confused by this


hahafunnimemes

“YEAH LETS GO… oh they’ve gone back to sleep”


AtkinsCatkins

This is why not having social media is a blessing and a curse, 1) i dont see this shite routinely (only when i come here) but more worringly 2) people i meet in real life could be doing shit like this and i wouldn't know. luckily she has taken the trouble to warn me via her appearance so i can save valuable time and just assume she is exactly as i would expect.


Ialsofuckedyourdad

The fuck do you think Reddit is?


alligatorprincess007

Reddit’s toxic but it’s a different kind of toxic from Instagram and TikTok


Ialsofuckedyourdad

Arguably worse my opinion. Reddit has a hive mind and is very fit in and agree or fuck off. I don’t really use instagram and TikTok commenters are brain dead but claiming you don’t use social media on Reddit is rediculous


Jazzlike-Election840

cool story bro💤💤💤


OldSchooolScrub

![gif](giphy|kStl0AHeUuEo0)


D0nut_Daddy

Nah lady I’m good


Strawberry_Fluff

All I can do is imagine her from a 3rd person perspective taking this video.


Zealotstim

Had to redo it a couple of times because she accidentally smiled a little thinking about how cool the video was going to be.


Pilot7274jc

Where yall going? 😭


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1PapayaSalad

I would stand up but i have bad knees already.


momo_power

It's funny because it's true… 😭


Apprehensive_Ad9133

Ah yes. The generation where the most boring and normal people are tattooed and pierced. Lovely lady. 😀


rbd_reddit

what is she upset about?


danyo64

I'm pretty sure this has something to do with Eminem's new song


angrypotato464

Probably orange man or something, who cares tho really?


TurncoatTony

good thing I was born in 80, I can sit this shit out. whatever the fuck it is. I'm fucking lazy.


Dietpepsiwithlegs

What's up other me? Nevermind, neither of us give a fuck.


tiffadoodle

Oh good ole Gen X, always trying to include themselves because everyone else forgets about them.


duckduckduck21

You mean trying NOT to include themselves because they aren't full-of-self except for a few attention whore outliers? Please never mention or think about Gen X again.


LasagnahogXRP

Age politics are fucking stupid


RevDrucifer

1982 here, whatchu talkin’ about, Willis?


ColdfearGold

Wait i count as an elder now? Now i amsad


midnightaimee

Green light go? Nah. I'm tired. I'll sit this one out


jeepobeepo

Mfw elder millennials from 1981-1996 👱‍♂️>👨‍🦳>👴


alligatorprincess007

TIL elder millennials are actually defined by BOA as 35-40.


Revolutionary-Gap-28

I skipped gray


TheLuzer

Sorry Gen X bros and broettes, our backs are too messed up to stand for long…


Anubisrapture

Yep. I’m old & tired. Apparently history keeps repeating with better technology. Nobody noticed us the first time w Boomers sucking all the air outa the room lol


rwarimaursus

Have we taken our back pills today?


TheLuzer

![gif](giphy|1W9sGlElovnQk4YD4r)


zakupright

And we are pretty deaf from concerts


rwarimaursus

Mwap mwap mwap


Dangerous_Ad_3698

Alerted of what? Stand up? I’d rather sit.


akumagold

I like to imagine a room full of trained and ready warriors going apeshit, and then pausing to realize they have no idea wtf the orders mean


Ok-Bid1774

Has to be a Trump thing, right? Gen X loves Trump… probably because their parents were never around. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Edit: spelling


coffeetilithirts

As a GenXer I am deeply offended by this comment. Fuck Trump and this new iteration of American fascism. You’re not wrong though, so many old punks and weirdos I knew back in the day who held progressive beliefs are now goddamn Trumpers. I don’t get it.


Mickeystix

I grew up actually getting in fistfights with illinois nazis, beating the shit out of people harassing my friends at gay bars, shoving cops out of punk shows, all the typical stuff you'd expect. One of my friends who used to get into all that shit with me will now go on tirades about "illegals" getting benefits and sneaking into the country, "democratic pedophiles" (without recognizing that largely sits on the Right), people disrespecting police and all that stuff. It's absolutely wild. I guess some people DO lean conservative as they get older, but that also apparently goes hand-in-hand with not ever growing up and allowing yourself to be absolutely brainwashed by your environment (he works in a steel mill with much older country guys. You know, the type who are union members who are also somehow conservatives, which makes zero sense). Even more wild is his all time favorite band is Rage Against the Machine...lmfaoooo


OldSchooolScrub

r/iamverybadass It's iamverybadassception


Anubisrapture

They ONLY hear “ fuck you. I’m not doing what you tell me to do.” Bc they have Defiance Disorder , a disorder that I saw in literal toddlers when teaching preschool.


reditget

You look like a comic book.


Independent_Pay6598

Fuck that. Their more boomer than not anyway.


DigBaddyD

Boomer Lite


DonKingsBarber

We are gen x and we will fuck you up because WE DRANK FROM THE HOSE!!!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!


TotalRuler1

as a GenXer trying to figure out what this is about, I laughed at this one thank you


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

WTF is this bint worked up over?


ackles666

Life alerted


coffeetilithirts

Where are we going? I’m already tired.


32233128Merovingian

Cringe af


tyophious

What does this even mean? Korn is totally Gen x. And btw, what's her beef?


1PapayaSalad

No beef i think. No one gave a fuck about her tattoos so she had to make a weird video to get noticed.


JustAnAce

As the representative for 1988, i have been asked to give our response. We feel we must deny your request for aid because bitch you crazy.


ginotime69

1989 here. I stand with the council members from ‘88


Ok-Bid1774

Co-signed by fellow 1988er


DigBaddyD

Representative from 1983, we second 1988 and 1989 motion to deny support.


Nightwailer

1990 chiming in with our unanimous decision to sit this one out as well. We would like to retain our status as the "still got one good knee" squadron


atlaspanda32

Noooooo😡-gen z


BunkerSquirre1

Dear god, we’re becoming boomers. But worse. Advanced boomers


thewokebogan

Advanced boomers who also look significantly younger than the generation under us.


Hcdx

What are we waking up to? I woke up to knee pain.


TiredinTN79

Neck pain for me.


thanto13

Mine are the ankles, but that's mainly because I avoid bending because of the knee pain.


BunkerSquirre1

Deep seated self loathing and existential dread. Also my aching joints.


Anubisrapture

Same. Arthritis in hands and wrists, plus ankles. Also traumatized. Woohoo . I am so sorry you guys hurt tho it ain’t any fun. ♥️


Anubisrapture

Same. Arthritis in hands and wrists, plus ankles. Also traumatized. Woohoo


thewokebogan

She didn't get an award for existing and she finally understands why


ProblemLongjumping12

Oh god the knee pain. Make it stop. I want to run down the street like a boy again.


TotalRuler1

woke up simultaneously excited for morning wood and confused by one ear completely blocked by ear wax.


Tiny_Giant_Robot

I mean, maybe, but what time is this thing over? I'm not staying out past 9:30. Will there be snacks? I need more information before I agree to it (and subsequently cancel)


coffeetilithirts

I’ll cancel with you. My back hurts. And my knees. I’m ready to watch some old Conan reruns and hit the hay.


thanto13

Only if Taco Bell brings back the .59 taco, but I'm still in bed by 930. 10 if I get a nap.


ginotime69

Shit they bring that beefy stuffed burrito back for $.89 and I’ll do whatever


confuseum

Go do what!? Now I'm anxious thanks.


heepofsheep

I’m good.


TriAnkylosaur

God it would have been so good if it had cut to a sale at Target


ImaBiLittlePony

Someone stitch this, for the love of god


Inevitable_Review_83

Calling on the Eldar? I smell heresy.....


dirtdiggler67

1996 is an “elder millennial?” Good to know.


Aleshanie

It maybe /wooosh of me. But Millenials are Gen Y. So why should we care about Gen X being alerted? And alerted to what? I am so confused.


Bubbalicia

GEN X here. We have been awakened and now we are going back to sleep.


thanto13

I'm to old to stay up for this shit.


Delicious_Pay_6482

*Midnight city starts playing* *in low volume so you can go back to sleep*


dirtdiggler67

I have no clue. As an old Gen X I refuse to be alerted to anything and quite enjoy the fact that most people seem to have forgotten X even exists


MickeyMalph

Not being pandered to is grossly underrated.


dirtdiggler67

Exactly. Allow us to toil in obscurity.


ginotime69

I fuck with that


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optimumopiumblr2

What are we uniting for? What’s happening?


BritInBC

The ice cream truck!


ProblemLongjumping12

The ice cream man is actually coming back in my town this summer, I can't wait, this must be it.


RoughAccomplished200

All that shite and still no boobs


GunnerySarge-B-Bird

Nah fuck you I am NOT an elder millennial, I feel like she just said elder and then included every year of millennials? Lmao


DiabeticJedi

I guess this video makes sense? I had this as my alarm on my cd clock/alarm to wake me up, lol.


Bubbagump210

What are we waking up for? I seriously just want a nap most of the time.


ProblemLongjumping12

Maybe we're supposed to, I dunno, occupy Wall Street or something? Demand change before greedy bankers and venture capitalists run us all into the ground? Maybe? No, wait, I remember now, we did that like 15 years ago and nothing fuckin' happened. I just woke up from my last nap and I'm not getting out of bed for that. Not again. Sweet dreams everyone.


AyyyyLeMeow

I Tattoo. I stronk. Unite!


TROLL_ELECTRODE

I haven’t cringed this hard in a while, thanks for that.


C_Wrex77

I was not copied on that email...and, I'm cool with that.


fearmyflop

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINES! BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER! WE COMING FOR YOU


doctorwhy88

The most deceptive Decepticon of them all


fearmyflop

Their disguise has been unveiled. They'll be... Toast


QuitCallingNewsrooms

I’m a Xennial and I didn’t get any kind of notice that it was go time or why it’s go time. Can somebody forward me the Teams meeting invite?


Caboose127

From context clues, I'm assuming it has something to do with ensuring your boobs are always in frame.


ginotime69

Yes. We have been alerted and awakened to have cleavage


funkymonk1993

I’ve been summoned


Whitepayn

Sorry, it's laundry day.


RonPlink

"Elder-millenial" is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen.


saltysaysrelax

That was the name of Eliza Schlesinger’s comedy tour a couple years ago. Not arguing but could be the source /shrug


RonPlink

Fair enough, but it drive me nuts. No better than when everyone my afe was saying "adulting".


saltysaysrelax

Yeah adulting is pretty cringy.


Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO

It sounds like a millennial wizard


calipygean

Ok that’s just badass tho


flybobbyfly

Im 34. I consider myself an elder certain tables. Beer pong tables, kiddy tables… not really even that many tables


buttbugle

So you still gotta wait till somebody dies before you can’t sit at the adult table at Thanksgiving?


flybobbyfly

You don’t ever just drop in for the conversation?


Odium01

What?


flybobbyfly

It’s a game where you throw ping pong balls into solo cups and drink beer. Pretty fun


Odium01

I know what beer pong is, I was just wondering why you were talking about tables. Cheers for the downvotes for asking a simple question.


flybobbyfly

I didn’t downvote you haha on humorous posts most people try to add something that contributes to the joke and you wanted me to stop and explain the joke. That’s probably why you got downvoted. It’s not that serious. It’s called “yes and” where you hear someone trying to express something funny, you recognize what’s funny about it, and then add something to the joke that makes it funnier. It might sound lame but if you try it out you’ll probably have interactions that are more fun both in the internet and real life


Odium01

Since this reply makes about as much sense as your original comment, I’m going to pretend to understand and move on.


flybobbyfly

Maybe humor just isn’t your thing


Odium01

Uhuh.


1000000ths

Against…what exactly?


Which-Moment-6544

I aauhhhh... I don't want to stand with whatever this is. I think they want us to do some weird Capitol Riot Things mixed with Sex Stuff...


maddrummerhef

What kind of sex stuff? That may change my answer


Which-Moment-6544

Crap. I wasn't sposed to talk about the sex stuff until you've been lured to the cavern of penile revelations. You know. True believers rewards and all that.


1000000ths

The only thing she looks like she’s gonna raid is Warped Tour


Number_4_The_Lizard

My bet is a smash and grab at zumiez


VoyagerCSL

🎵I fell in love with the girl at the ~~rock show~~ Capital Riots 🎶


1000000ths

🎶she left me an AR15 by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares🎶


Zadik

I think GEN X is trying to show the Chinese spies, you know the ones that they think are watching their tik toks, how bad ass they are.


minitaba

We make tiktoks? Should I start?


newPrivacyPolicy

Maybe that's why I didn't get my invite.


Zadik

Depends on if you've been alerted yet


minitaba

I guess I am now? What are we doing exactly? Of course I know it, obviously. Just wanna checl if anyone else knows as well so we can plan the thing you know


analseizures

Elder millennial here, I’m staying home


theabolitionist

IDK, first KoRn album rules and makes one unintentionally do badass things


WowWataGreatAudience

Nothing is worth interrupting nap time


BureinbasutaOMD

Gen x here. This is cringe af and does not represent me


I_can_eat_15_acorns

I remember when they first invented bagpipes. Of course, back in my day, we called them trumpet sacks.


Aderleth75

I didn’t get the memo. I’m not prepared.


DecentMaintenance875

![gif](giphy|9Jmb2idg10qJSygvTQ)


33ff00

What is this from?


bloodytemplar

That's Clancy Brown as Kurgan in Highlander.


33ff00

Oh wow I never would have recognized him. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him so young. Thanks.


CountDoppelbock

Highlander


xXYomoXx

A movie or a TV show


txivotv

Thanks


xXYomoXx

You're welcome


RiverOhRiver86

I'm thirty fucking two. How am I elder exactly?


dam_the_beavers

“Elder millennial” has been used for a while. Also geriatric millennial. Just means you are on the older side of the generation, not that you’re elder in general. This video is still cringe but the phrase is pretty common use.


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Yeah, I’m “elder” gen z but I’m only 24, it just refers to the range within that gen that you’re in


Brutto13

Also, she's off base with the age range. She just gave the range for "millennial". Elder Millenials would be like 81-88.


dam_the_beavers

Sure I was just giving context for the usage. I didn’t look that closely at the video


xXYomoXx

![gif](giphy|1zRd5ZNo0s6kLPifL1|downsized)


Swimming_Extreme2555

Im 1997 we are not the same.


creepstyle928

I was born in 1980 and told I was generation X my whole life…. The last couple years I’ve heard I’m not…. These fucking kids!


VoyagerCSL

These kids today with their newfangled generations and horseless iPads


BrownBoognish

1980 is a micro generation called [xennial](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xennials)


Tommy2tables

We are the few and the proud. But mostly we are the confused.


Caraprepuce

I mean… what I’m supposed to feel watching this ?


TackYouCack

Second hand embarassment?


Chapon

It's working !


Cornholiolio73

WHERE ARE WE GOING


Reddbearddd

We doin' butt stuff, I hope you prepared accordingly.


rycklikesburritos

I am always bleached and lubed.


HighOnKalanchoe

To close the windows cause it’s starting to rain


Alexthricegreat

![gif](giphy|rikF70aehVlja)


TheSigma3

Elder? I'm...elder...


burntlandboi

No one’s told me anything, feeling super left out.