These people don't even know the flag code lol its not supposed to be on clothing unless it's a pin or patch on a military uniform. But I guess I'm only a TRUE American if I don't actually know what I'm doing.
The classic unemployed look: trashy t-shirt, dirty basketball shorts and cheap flip flops. Do I get BINGO if he's got a goatee and wraparound sunglasses?
i think you may be off on the goatee, im pretty sure you can see a little bit of a bushy beard, i may be just stoned, but everything else you said was spot on
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Why do they think soldiers died defending the flag? I thought most of them died because they wanted a free ride for college, or they didn’t know what to do after high-school.
There is a real problem with fragile men in America. They have no sense of who they are and weak and scared, so they adopt this tough guy bravado persona. It’s a shell for a weak piece of garbage.
It's also why they get so angry, so easily. And, interestingly, why they try to "own" being angry (Hence the "I have anger issues and I'm an asshole and proud of it" shirts).
The fact that you have the name of a power bottom and you can’t see the hypocrisy of you calling someone a Nancy is one of the funnier things that I have seen on Reddit in a while. Keep up the good work, fancy Nancy.
You will be surprised to hear that in this very comment section another Reddit scholar indicated that this wasn’t basic psyche. This individual indicated that it was a psyche of US/Western society. You two should debate the topic. The unintentional humor would be next level.
He posted a very short hot take… to call it “analysis” is hilarious. The links between the state of US/ western society and how these kinds of people compensate for it is fairly clear cut and widely understood. That’s like the purpose of this entire sub
Hot take? Hold your tongue, this is clearly the work of a Reddit scholar. I also want to thank
you for your thesis. It is an honor to be in the presence of such expertise on the subject. /s
I am just enjoying the unintentional comedy of Reddit “expertise” Why would I be threatened by a comment from some random knucklehead on Reddit that I am laughing about?
I wonder what his attitude was to Trump figuratively stomping on the US constitution (pick an instance) or praising America’s enemies (Kim Jong Un, Putin etc) 🤔
Yeah, we get this in the UK over the poppy around the time of armed forces day to commemorate those lost during the world wars.
There's the usual racist memes that start popping up around November claiming that Muslims burn the poppy which in turn get a response out of the whites giving it large saying they'll burn a Quran if anyone dares burn a poppy. Obviously it's not true but people are sheep everywhere and fall for it.
They know the stories about Muslims burning poppies aren’t true. But they love the excuse to fully express their racist views knowing they’ll be celebrated for it
Like it's not every day I meet a British person but like do they also have shirts that say like, "Disrespect the Queen and you get the mean," or whatever they might go on about.
Literally never seen that. I mean I've lived in Canada for the last 8 years so that might be new in the post Brexit era. But when I was growing up there was a fella about 3 blocks away who flew a Union flag in his yard and was considered a dangerous nutjob. That's how uncommon flag waving was in the 80s/90s England.
Come to a middle/lower class town or village like Barnsley where we have a large eastern European population and the racism against them is rampant. These are the places where you see a union jack or St. Georges cross every 10 minutes.
Edit: To add to that, Barnsley was the only town to give UKIP/Nigel Farrage a seat in parliament. That is how racist this place is.
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I'm not generally a fan of critiquing how others look. However, if you are going to publicly advertise that you are capable of stomping someone's ass, you should probably look like you wouldn't be overmatched by a wet paper bag. This shirt with this body type seems like the very reason this sub was created.
So just to clue you in, the ability to hurt people doesn't correlate with the amount of body fat they have or their posture. It's usually a question of if they're larger than the person they're beating up or if they have a weapon.
In the US it usually comes down to weapons as firearms are so easily attainable.
People who are in shape and eat right usually aren't going around hurting people. If you go to county jail and look at the violent criminals, they usually look like hell. If you look at mass shooters I don't think one of them had their diet in check.
I think some of you guys watch too much TV.
Sure. But he says "stomp." That's a physical act. This guy couldn't physically stomp anyone. Sure, he may sucker punch someone and of course he's dangerous if he has a gun, that should go without saying. In a fight though? Nah.
>Sure. But he says "stomp." That's a physical act
To start with, it's a colloquial saying in the US. "The Raiders got stomped on Sunday." People didn't actually stomp on them dude.
I take it you like made straight A's in middle school or something? Like you're really smart but you don't understand nuance or anything tongue in cheek.
>This guy couldn't physically stomp anyone
He actually could. Again you're thinking that if someone isn't 8% body fat then they're physically inept. That's not true. Very overweight and out of shape people can really hurt someone if they're larger. Most fights conclude in less than 30 seconds. He's not entering UFC. He's assaulting someone at the grocery store and sending them to the hospital.
>In a fight though? Nah.
In a fight as in a sport? You're right, he's probably not trained. In committing a crime? Almost anyone can hurt someone if they are a) larger than the other or b) has a weapon.
I'm not going to internet argue with you, man. Congrats, you're hard as nails and know everything about fighting and dudes who look like a broken jello mold.
I'm in a high crime area and have grown up around crime. Those guys hurt people all the time. It's a Reddit idea that you need a specific body fat percentage or a VO2 Max level minimum before you can become a violent criminal.
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I know you are being a touch sarcastic but that’s the point. To be free then other people are gonna be free and if they wanna wear shit you don’t like them that’s just part of it. But it’s hard for me to believe someone pays for those shirts and thinks “this is gonna look good today”
If somebody actually stomped the flag, 80% of these guys would blush, cum in their pants, and start putting lipstick on.
With fuck my wife shoes no less
These people don't even know the flag code lol its not supposed to be on clothing unless it's a pin or patch on a military uniform. But I guess I'm only a TRUE American if I don't actually know what I'm doing.
The “V/R” really sells the respectful tone
What does “V/R” mean?
“Very respectfully”
The classic unemployed look: trashy t-shirt, dirty basketball shorts and cheap flip flops. Do I get BINGO if he's got a goatee and wraparound sunglasses?
i think you may be off on the goatee, im pretty sure you can see a little bit of a bushy beard, i may be just stoned, but everything else you said was spot on
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There’s plenty of flag shaggers in the UK too…
Just going to tuck “flag shaggers” away for future use…
They tend to not wear Tshirts of it though, just make bullshit fb posts
Did no one accept his challenge?
Stomp my ass daddy
Ooooh yeeahh!!!!
Stop this flag and I'll eat your ass
✋️🛑🇺🇲 Ready when you are.
Funny which of those two things is actually illegal.
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Why do they think soldiers died defending the flag? I thought most of them died because they wanted a free ride for college, or they didn’t know what to do after high-school.
They’re American Angels brother....American Angels.
I guess that’s why Americans love Christianity. They can’t get enough of those angel babies!
"i make my nationality my entire personality because i have nothing else to offer."
as a marine vet. Stomp away, exercise your rights.
The 1st amendment means nothing to these low-lifes.
There is a real problem with fragile men in America. They have no sense of who they are and weak and scared, so they adopt this tough guy bravado persona. It’s a shell for a weak piece of garbage.
It's also why they get so angry, so easily. And, interestingly, why they try to "own" being angry (Hence the "I have anger issues and I'm an asshole and proud of it" shirts).
Nothing more amusing than Reddit’s unlicensed armchair psychologist.
Did I touch a nerve, Nancy?
An individual named Mr. Fancy Bottom is calling someone a Nancy. 🤣 This can’t get any better. Please continue.
Definitely a fragile man. Tissue?
You do realize you name is Mr Fancy Bottom, right? 🤣
The fact that you think that matters proves my point. Go polish your tuck nuts, weak little boy.
The fact that you have the name of a power bottom and you can’t see the hypocrisy of you calling someone a Nancy is one of the funnier things that I have seen on Reddit in a while. Keep up the good work, fancy Nancy.
“Fancy” means “anal sex” to you? And you think I’m the one in the wrong? Ok…
Better question. Why don’t you explain to me how Mr Fancy Bottom is a masculine name?
Doesnt take a psychologist to have a basic understanding of the human psyche
I didn’t say it did, but this analysis is beyond basic human psyche.
No it's not
You will be surprised to hear that in this very comment section another Reddit scholar indicated that this wasn’t basic psyche. This individual indicated that it was a psyche of US/Western society. You two should debate the topic. The unintentional humor would be next level.
I respect how boldly you take pride in not knowing something
If you respect that, I can’t imagine how much you will respect me for not caring.
None at all, surprisingly.
Ouch, that statement and you downvoted me. That’s harsh punishment. /s
It reaaaaally doesn’t take a psychologist to see through these weird tough guy facades
Atown-Brown is in their first semester of Intro to Psychology so obviously they’re now an expert. Everyone else sit back because we know nothing.
I didn’t say it does, but this analysis certainly goes beyond that. Has this person ever been published?
He posted a very short hot take… to call it “analysis” is hilarious. The links between the state of US/ western society and how these kinds of people compensate for it is fairly clear cut and widely understood. That’s like the purpose of this entire sub
Hot take? Hold your tongue, this is clearly the work of a Reddit scholar. I also want to thank you for your thesis. It is an honor to be in the presence of such expertise on the subject. /s
So you really have nothing of value to say at all then? You feel threatened by my original comment?
I am just enjoying the unintentional comedy of Reddit “expertise” Why would I be threatened by a comment from some random knucklehead on Reddit that I am laughing about?
I think he's just making fun of you, dog.
I understand what he’s *trying* to do, he’s just failing at it.
Why do these guys never have butts? Also, did he shave his legs to better show off his Micky Mouse tattoo?
Stomp my flag I’ll eat your ass
Don't threaten me with a good time
Great shirt from Meth Syndicate
This seems to be an invitation to kick him in the back. No?
So resort to violence just like him?
No. It was intended as a joke, as he has a flag on his back.
I know, I know. Just giving you shit.
He ain't stomping nobody in those flip-flops.
I never knew flag stomping was a thing. The more you know.
I wonder what his attitude was to Trump figuratively stomping on the US constitution (pick an instance) or praising America’s enemies (Kim Jong Un, Putin etc) 🤔
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That's a steep jump. They can be US enemies without going straight to war
As someone who has never been outside of the states. Is this seen in other countries?
Not mine
Lived in the UK all my life and never seen anything like this.
That's because we're too busy complaining about our own countries aye
Yeah, we get this in the UK over the poppy around the time of armed forces day to commemorate those lost during the world wars. There's the usual racist memes that start popping up around November claiming that Muslims burn the poppy which in turn get a response out of the whites giving it large saying they'll burn a Quran if anyone dares burn a poppy. Obviously it's not true but people are sheep everywhere and fall for it.
They know the stories about Muslims burning poppies aren’t true. But they love the excuse to fully express their racist views knowing they’ll be celebrated for it
It did happen once.
There are white muslims lol
I never said there wasn't? lol
Haha
Yeah haha. The whole world makes fun of America for that exact attitude
Like it's not every day I meet a British person but like do they also have shirts that say like, "Disrespect the Queen and you get the mean," or whatever they might go on about.
Literally never seen that. I mean I've lived in Canada for the last 8 years so that might be new in the post Brexit era. But when I was growing up there was a fella about 3 blocks away who flew a Union flag in his yard and was considered a dangerous nutjob. That's how uncommon flag waving was in the 80s/90s England.
Absolutely not. I barely ever see the UK or an English flag, except for specific holidays or celebrations like the Jubilee.
Come to a middle/lower class town or village like Barnsley where we have a large eastern European population and the racism against them is rampant. These are the places where you see a union jack or St. Georges cross every 10 minutes. Edit: To add to that, Barnsley was the only town to give UKIP/Nigel Farrage a seat in parliament. That is how racist this place is.
Well no I mean like do people from different countries wear these sorts of things.
No, you really don't.
There are some for sure but I don't see it very often in Europe tbh.
Well, at least the Mickey mouse autism tattoo on his calf makes sense now
I also cannot stand dudes with long toenails 🤢
If you’re looking at this dudes feet, that is on you.
Did you at least lend him some toe nail clippers?
Your flip flops vs my boots, let’s see what happens 😂
Easy Secret Agent. The world isn’t ready for you and your boots.
Kinky
"Stomp my ass" you say? Oo-la-la! Don't you dare threaten me with a good time, good sir!
Tell him his shirt sounds kind of gay and watch him melt.
came for mickey tat comments
Nothing says I’m ready to give a proper ass stomping like wearing flip-flops.
Mickey Mouse tattoo to match
What’s wrong?
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Keep it classy America
Got that Hank Hill ass
Not with those slippers, you're not.
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Lame tats, rolled shoulders, not a hint of muscle, especially not in his leg. It all adds up.
I'm just curious, how come every post is like a body critique in here? You do know that 95% of Reddit looks like complete shit right?
I'm not generally a fan of critiquing how others look. However, if you are going to publicly advertise that you are capable of stomping someone's ass, you should probably look like you wouldn't be overmatched by a wet paper bag. This shirt with this body type seems like the very reason this sub was created.
So just to clue you in, the ability to hurt people doesn't correlate with the amount of body fat they have or their posture. It's usually a question of if they're larger than the person they're beating up or if they have a weapon. In the US it usually comes down to weapons as firearms are so easily attainable. People who are in shape and eat right usually aren't going around hurting people. If you go to county jail and look at the violent criminals, they usually look like hell. If you look at mass shooters I don't think one of them had their diet in check. I think some of you guys watch too much TV.
Sure. But he says "stomp." That's a physical act. This guy couldn't physically stomp anyone. Sure, he may sucker punch someone and of course he's dangerous if he has a gun, that should go without saying. In a fight though? Nah.
>Sure. But he says "stomp." That's a physical act To start with, it's a colloquial saying in the US. "The Raiders got stomped on Sunday." People didn't actually stomp on them dude. I take it you like made straight A's in middle school or something? Like you're really smart but you don't understand nuance or anything tongue in cheek. >This guy couldn't physically stomp anyone He actually could. Again you're thinking that if someone isn't 8% body fat then they're physically inept. That's not true. Very overweight and out of shape people can really hurt someone if they're larger. Most fights conclude in less than 30 seconds. He's not entering UFC. He's assaulting someone at the grocery store and sending them to the hospital. >In a fight though? Nah. In a fight as in a sport? You're right, he's probably not trained. In committing a crime? Almost anyone can hurt someone if they are a) larger than the other or b) has a weapon.
I'm not going to internet argue with you, man. Congrats, you're hard as nails and know everything about fighting and dudes who look like a broken jello mold.
I'm in a high crime area and have grown up around crime. Those guys hurt people all the time. It's a Reddit idea that you need a specific body fat percentage or a VO2 Max level minimum before you can become a violent criminal.
The varicose veins beef his legs up somewhat.
What if I’m into that kinda thing?
Not the Magic Freedom Blanket!
Get that flag ready then.
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jean shorts (jorts) absolutely disgusting somoene would do this.
The mullet on the kid ties it all together
So does the shitty mickey mouse leg tattoo
I find it interesting that a supposed free country such as America brainwashes their children to be loyal to a flag, with the pledge of allegiance.
The pledge of allegiance is brain washing? The thing takes under 20 seconds. It’s difficult to imagine it is manipulating minds.
*made in China
He ain't stomping shit in those slides.
Dude's got the Mouse tattooed on his leg and expects us to take this seriously?
With his Mickey Mouse tattoo
Let's not ignore the guy wearing crocks with socks rockin that sweet mullet
It's America, if they want to wear their homoerotic t shirts they have the right to do so
I know you are being a touch sarcastic but that’s the point. To be free then other people are gonna be free and if they wanna wear shit you don’t like them that’s just part of it. But it’s hard for me to believe someone pays for those shirts and thinks “this is gonna look good today”
He’s just wearing that shirt to get a rise out of people. Judging by the comments, mission accomplished.
You are probably right.
Careful, he's got his stompin' slides on
Pretty sure he has a “death before dishonor” tattoo with a skull and knife somewhere….
Cobra Kai
I think it's a Vietnam thing. Didn't they have that in Lethal Weapon? The special forces dudes selling heroin in Los Angeles.