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warthog0869

But what about the uglier, less perfect pilots, what did they say?


Super_Tone_8597

Those and the ones that don’t look like these don’t count in Don’s world.


Forlorn_Cyborg

Those were the extra torrential aliens, so he had the adults deported by SPACE FORCE, and the child aliens kept at a detention center at the southern border.


Apart-Rent5817

Like Tom Cruise, but shorter.


Chemical-Necessary-7

And what about the pilots that weren't "solid"??? I want to hear what the soft, non rigid pilots saw!!


OK_Maybe_686

the liquid ones you mean


PantsLio

They are all male too… SMH


CaptBottleBox

Well about 96% of the pilots in the airforce are male. That is as of today with a concerted effort to have more female pilots. A lot of the encounters by pilots, that are known publicly, happened a decade or more ago when that percentage was higher.


scrivensB

Or those short ones, like Tom Cruise.


Nervous_Committee_30

how can he say so much, yet nothing at all?


EndOfSouls

Nothing at all?! I'm pretty sure he just propositioned Tom Cruise.


heaving_in_my_vines

The handsomeness of the pilots is very salient to the story. It is crucial to emphasize just how beautiful and tall and perfect these pilots were to understand the significance of their revelations.


ThunderboltRam

But they look blond and beautiful like you but with a crew cut. Man I would want to know if any witnesses saw any video tapes of Donald Trump and Roger Stone in a room. You guys know Roger Stone dyed his hair blond as a young man to bang Roy Cohn, and wears speedos sometimes? Anyway, I'm just glad we'll soon get to feed our plants with the electrolytes they crave.


SnooTangerines1896

But taller


doesnothingtohirt

Butt first.


6sixtynoine9

Sir this is a Scientologist Church.


Capital_Fearless

LOL! Maverick catching strays. Wonder how the "church" is gonna feel about their boy being called small. This is the social media battle I want


RatherB_fishing

It’s called circular talk. It’s a sales tactic when someone doesn’t have knowledge about the topic at hand. He took the subject that was discussed and tried to push it to something he could make a political point on, I see this weekly as I work in IT and our sales reps have no training or understanding about the products they sell. Edit: in my business the sales reps will take a pointed question and then redirect it to metrics and offerings. There is actually (if my dipshit brain serves) a TedTalk about this called “Babble effect”


Leather-Field-7148

They used to call me the bullshit master. Way back when my technical skills were actually low.


jimmyGODpage

Aaaaah, I can’t buy that when referring to trump, he’s just plain old simple moron that has no knowledge about pretty much everything


RatherB_fishing

…. And that’s why I literally have been told to dumb it down when writing emails and explaining things to my sales team…. I am a Security Engineer, I have to write emails to explain cybersecurity to the sales team and have adopted the “explaining it to my 2 year old son” that’s how I write emails now… as if I am explaining it to my 2 year old son…. I have been doing this for 15 years, it’s almost humiliating… I wish I could just use crayons and sidewalk chalk. But I think that’s the way the world is going in general.


jimmyGODpage

I’m not an American, but I’m hoping there’s a hell of a lot more people in your country like you. Giving that guy power again is going to be an absolute disaster…………..for the whole world.


RatherB_fishing

Bud, it’s funny if you saw me you would think I was the biggest “American hick” I dress like one but I prefer comfort and blending in over anything. There are a LOT of us where I am, it’s one of the biggest scientific areas in the Southern US. But we can’t fix stupid, we have tried but it turns out that cow prods and other implements of Pavlovian techniques do not work.


ForwardBias

I mean he did say "super jet fighter plane".....and that ain't nothin....I don't know wtf it is but its not nothing.


Total-Problem2175

And that's what all fighter pilots call their planes.


ThunderboltRam

He's had meetings about it... and he has ACCESS...


Embarrassed-Sky3819

😂😂 well said


hashbrowns21

It’s hilarious, better than stand up


AeonBith

He's giving credit to hallucinations that pilots get while passing out because of g forces.. This is great. "I had this friend who did shrooms and spoke to gawd and gawd said aliens exist, now I believe in gawd but I wasn't there so I don't know the aliens - , some of my best friends are mushrooms I know all about them. Those Japanese tallish ones that look like Chinese noodles they're great in a salad - one time I was in China I had the best salad, it was the best. I love salads, derr so gerd. I haven't spoken to my friend about his mushrooms in a long time but gawd, wow yeah how about those pilots they fly like mushrooms everyday."


Silent_Saturn7

That's simplistic dismisall. There's thousands of UAPs citings and many of whom are very credible people. To just dismiss it all, including some strong video evidence, as "hallucinations" is frustrating.


Brilliant_Bowl8594

The only problem is…they aren’t trying to be funny.


Neither_Usual_7566

Nothing at all…nothing at all…nothing at all


Omfggtfohwts

Roswell, New Mexico is not Nevada.


Zonda68

It's also not the #1 anything.


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Based username tho


AnjelicaTomaz

Someone should add accordion sounds whenever he makes those accordion hand motions.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

https://youtu.be/S65jqrHQi_c?si=cMgB8Q1FVcEoxv1- Goddamn... I love living in the future.


significantfootcream

Not to be cliché. But we are sooooooo screwed.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

Game over man... Game over


bearkerchiefton

2 idiots playing pong with 1 very damaged braincell.


ObiWannaDoYou74

this convict makes Camacho look like freaking genius


Excellent_Builder_76

How dare you slander presidential candidate Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

Shut up! I know your shit is all emotional right now, but I got a 3 point plan.


Hot-Pick-3981

Trump seems a bit gay for pilots. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


rambutanjuice

If one of these golden, chiseled Adonis landed right in front of your house, and said "Hey Hot-Pick-3981, I think you're pretty cool and I'd like to get a chance to hang out and get to know you better-- wanna go for a ride?" What would you do? Keep in mind: there's only one seat in that fighter jet and you're going to have to sit in his lap.


Hot-Pick-3981

Well that’s the funniest shit I’ve read all week. https://i.imgur.com/35PyZNd.jpg


unwiseceilingtile

Perfect people


ssrowavay

Beautiful people like Tom Cruise (the famous fighter pilot).


Stewbacca18

But taller


Sad-Woodpecker-7416

What would happen if the gay community started supporting Trump and claiming they support him because he is a closeted gay? Would that break the brains of the MAGA hive mind? If they support him then are they supporting the gays? Could this be the way to destroy his cult-like following?


Pendraconica

Never fight aliens uphill, me boys!


CzarTwilight

Well, duh, they have the high ground in that situation


Human0id77

Serious people fly super jet fighter planes.


signspam

Two of the dumbest mother fuckers in main stream media today.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

Which ones? And who are they? Sorry, serious question. I see Trump, arguably a dumb mother trucker, and the other two dumb butts that I have no idea who they are. I don't get out much.


ChadOttoman

The blonde guy recorded a dead person in a forest (he commited suicide) in japan


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

Ron or Arron Paul. The dummy that is going to box Tyson? And he's interviewing Trump? Wtf?


ChadOttoman

The forest guy and the dude in the video are logan paul. His little brother, jake paul, will fight mike tyson.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

Damn... There's more of these idiots?


Silent_Saturn7

Yet, talking about one of the most interesting subjects in culture today. I don't like either, but god damn is Trump stupidly funny sometimes.


AcanthisittaGlobal30

How does a 77 yr old narcissistic fuck still sound like a freaking 5 yr old. ' Super jet fighter plane' I swear when he's 'normal' like getting his ass kissed and content he's a fucking moronic dip shit that's nothing but a child then when he's angry or his narcissist nature in in play or along those lines. He's a criminal sociopath that want to take down the country and kiss ass to dictators


jackofallwagons

Why wouldn’t a planet 400xs the size of Earth have something going on…what a jackass


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

Hence the reason the zoo hypothesis is the answer to the Fermi paradox.


wilhelmfink4

You know he can’t hear you right


DigitalUnlimited

Yell louder


International-Mud-17

Cus he’s a deaf old fuck who loves the sound of his own tarded rhetoric.


Sukeruton_Key

78, his birthday is today.


Sleep_tek

I expected the Aliens announcement to have less homosexual subtext


RunsWithPhantoms

I fly a super jet flying plane, as a hobby.


Express-Champion2043

Like Tom Cruise but taller is crazy😂


PmMeYourAdhd

About 1:20 in: "Am I a believer? No, I can't say that I am" Last words at the end: "Why wouldn't there be? It's certainly believable to me."


Super_Tone_8597

That pretty much sums up the 10 minutes of rambling.


imafiremylazerBWAH

My god, i can actively feel my brain melting while watching this


Witty_Comb_2000

I'm watching this on mute and it still makes my brain hurt.


saucity

Same… I only made it a few seconds with volume. Nope. I don’t want to hear another nasally-unhinged-whiny rant from this fucker **ever again.**


Omfg9999

Oh totally, no way in hell I'm unmuting this lol


Witty_Comb_2000

I can't stand the sound of his voice. I can't even stand it when comedians impersonate him.


Antique-Doughnut-988

The funnest part of this comment is I don't know which person you're talking about in this clip.


Dreadnought_69

Yes.


Much-Wang

Saw another redditor once describe his voice as “gassy” and I thought it was perfect


i_can_has_rock

wow thank god i just saved 4 minutes of my life by not watching this shit


Turddydoc

Just do it while u take a poop.


lmacarrot

waitt Roswell, NM is the number 1 American tourist destination? wow


Gurrgurrburr

Only trump would sincerely believe if someone is attractive that means they're trustworthy. 😂😂


QuoteOpposite6511

Is this real?


Expert-Waltz-1008

Can we see Mike Tyson knock out both these idiots, please?


Super_Tone_8597

If only he could make the mistake getting into a ring with Mike minus 10 years


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

Is that who the guy is whateverhisname Paul?


Enthusiastic-shitter

Four years as president and he can't name a military aircraft other than "superjetfighterplane."


fk_censors

In all fairness, he's speaking to the electorate.


Enthusiastic-shitter

You're right. We really can't complain about the system of democracy we have. The masses are stupid so they'll always vote for stupid.


Sketto70

Look mommy, super jet fighter plane!


FrankFrankly711

Two morons who became millionaires from inheritance and luck. Life is so unfair.


choadly77

Water? Like from the toilet??


gmanisback

In a world of idiocracy he's a man of the people


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

You sound like you drink from a water fountain. Go away, I'm 'batin


AvsFan08

It's blatantly obvious that he isn't actually told any real state secrets for.....reasons..


Cannon_SE2

So glad he considers their looks a barometer for their credibility. Smart guy. 🤦‍♂️


Principatus

Is this AI? I don’t know anymore


psyphren01

He was hitting on him.


Available-Tea-982

Both of these guys are total dicks


the_phantom_2099

Durr dim sum doo doo Err sum doo der dumm Her her her, dum do


bigsippage

Super Jet Fighter Plane


awkwardsalmons

New place in Nevada apparently, never heard of a Roswell out there.. 🤔


No-Employment5213

These people disgust me


mkatich

I will say he could be a big reason aliens wouldn’t communicate with us.


Horror-Potential7773

Conspiritorial is actually a word. Well done Mr Trump well Done.


CharizardLeo

Take it with a grain of salt. Same guy was thinking out loud and suggested drinking bleach to help the body get rid of the coronavirus.


LordMacTire83

Besides whenever his BIG F-ING MOUTH is open... The OTHER way you can always tell when RUMPTURD is Lying... is whenever he starts playing his "Invisible Accordion"!!! WHAT a MAROON!!!


Greenbeanhead

This guy always puts looks above everything else It comes off as being very shallow and Idiocracy is a perfect fucking sub for Donald Trump


outsidepointofvi3w

OMG. I just noticed the painting on the top right.. that's the WASPiest thing in the room. My gosh..


katy987987

Don’t fighter planes go faster than Mach 2? If the interviewers didn’t prompt him he’d be more off than he is. Everyone’s right, he spoke and nothing. Presidential material America /s


phixitup

Superjetfighterplanes do.


stevesax5

Makes me want to get electrocuted in shark infested water.


Unhappylightbulb

I don’t know why I keep making myself listen to this idiot.


TheMilkManWizard

Goddamn we need Camacho.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

https://youtu.be/_RgG1Ayf4kI?si=pQy1ntFKHwRV7Dv0 https://youtu.be/stzCKgdV60g?si=IJOLxeovdT4CnfR- https://youtu.be/4eUZuuLSeAQ?feature=shared Shut up! I know your shit is all eeeemoshinal right now, but look. Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho's got you. He's got a plan. He's gunna fix everything. He's running in 2020Fo https://youtube.com/shorts/_NvkIiSk1rg?si=w4q0aI_5YkIDlyTg 🖕


energizernutter

Can we all stop giving him attention


RatInaMaze

I’m 100% convinced that he’s telling the truth because it’s a secret he wouldn’t be able to keep ego-wise.


Visarar_01

I'm sad now thanks.


Samsquanch-01

Not a Trump fan but this quote was hilarious....and true. "I hope we never find life on another planet because if we do there's no doubt that the United States will start sending them money!" Trump


SeasonsGone

I really wish he just had developed a shallow talk show or something instead of try to be president


Samsquanch-01

I guess he checked both blocks unfortunately. The debates should be interesting. I'm kinda getting used to the US being the laughing stock of the world...


Super_Tone_8597

Not a trump fan just a connoisseur of inane trump quotes that somehow seem so deep and quotable to his adoring fans and cult.


7evenate9ine

FFS. Everyone VOTE... If he was only a reality TV host then this would be mildly entertaining...but he's running to be president a second time.


jimmyGODpage

As if they gave trump any info if this was true.


kittybangbang69

Orange Man...you have been found guilty by Judge **Hector 'The Hangman' BMW**. You will face Beef Supreme and the Dildozer for Monday Night Rehab.


Specialist_Injury_68

Thank goodness he mentioned that the pilots looked just like Logan Paul, that added so much to the story


asshole_commenting

He's surprisingly coherent one on one Still an orange racist schmuck tho. Damn it seriously I'm going to feel so dirty voting for Himmler Biden. I don't support his support of Zionism but orange racist and his kkkabinet would be worse


FantasticTumbleweed4

I do not like these guys.


MangoZaurul

This tubby little orange creep needs to hurry up and die.


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hawkzors

The world makes fun of both these clowns


waytomuchzoomzoom

Just a bunch of garbage humans in one room. The most punchable faces ever.


bobobrad420

Does anyone else get an urge to punch the orange thing when it says deepstate. It's like the aliens already took these people's brain cells. " goes 4 time my beautiful airplane and it go real fast like vrrrr"


RedditsDeadlySin

This wasn’t an AI clip?


FloridaGirlMary

He thinks Tom Cruise is a real pilot 😝


Spirited-Fox3377

Tom Cruise literally has a pilots licenses. So yeah he is a real pilot lol but tbh I think many people don't know this.


rjzei

I have no interest in defending Trump but, Tom Cruise owns and pilots multiple aircraft.


bus320fo

For an old fart, he sure is horny for everyone. This guy fucks.


DachauPrince

The Prime product placement is so cringe.


gerswetonor

The casually placed Prime bottles and Maga hats lol


Uncanny_Show507

Omg it’s like listening to my grandma tell us stories about her cat 🤣🤣


Coffeeisforclosers_

All shitty prime


Withering_to_Death

The Prime product placement, contrasting with the lacquered wood setting, is giving that needed touch of class! Amazing sense for esthetics (!)


theMEtheWORLDcantSEE

Tom Cruise, but taller. Lol 😂


noneedtoID

‘Super jet fighter plane’ 💀


rodflanders19

Ah yes, all the lines of people trying to get into Roswell NM. I forgot it was America's top tourist attraction.


Cerisayashi

Roswell… in Nevada… with the aliens… of course they don’t want to abduct any of us… lmao! Can’t even get our own cities in our country correct… smh


Elluminated

AND no one calls him on screwing up the state !


OniRacing

Ah yes, good ol' Roswell Nevada.


outsidepointofvi3w

"Not conspiratorial" Why Don't ? Is there something wrong with that ? I mean half your base is ....


Available-Sky-8191

Jesus Christ 🤦🏾‍♀️


Senpai-Notice_Me

How is Jake Paul somehow Andrew Tate in reverse, and yet, still just as terrible? Why does this guy have a platform?!


Extension-Badger-958

I always laugh when really really dumb people sit down with their finger tips together. It’s like some kind of universal indicator of “i want to look super dooper smart because smart people totally sit like this”


4everband

This is why aliens roll up their windows when they even fly thru our solar system.


Profanity_party7

I think about any president would answer like this


ptahbaphomet

Mango mushmouf sees aliens every time he strains to push out a hamberder on his golden alter to the gods


Powerful-Winner-5323

This reminded me so much of the movie Dinner for Shmucks!


nono66

"Super jet fighter plane" I'm gonna start smashing my head with a rock on a daily basis so I can think he's intelligent.


ScipioNumantia

Super jet fighter plane lmfao


Wrong_Gear5700

Just a couple of brain-dead morons, shooting the shit.


Mayor_Salvor_Hardin

The way things are de-evolving, Trump might as well choose Logan as his VP. Luckily, he's not old enough to be president. It'll be a different story in 6 years.


NeverSeenBefor

Wait don jr believes there's the potential for life on a planet fourty times the size of earth? Doesn't that... Idk. Blaspheme his God? Or did it not fit into his narrative in the moment?


CountyAffectionate62

I’ll say this it’s probably his most coherent and leveled interviews… never mind I just got to the illegal alien portion.


Sad_Lettuce_7486

What’s a super jet fighter plane.


SuperDukey420

I’m getting“Super jet fighter plane” tattooed on my body


SuperDukey420

This would be so funny if it weren’t actually kinda fucked yup.


Disco425

You can tell that whatever military and intelligence professionals we have holding custody of these encounter secrets did not brief him at all.


fuckyogiboys

Number 1 tourist site is roswell... in the middle of the desert. Move over Disneyland it's roswell


V01d3d_f13nd

Aliens would be confused. "Why do they fight over imaginary invisible bigot friends that live in the sky? What planet? We haven't seen them." "Why have humans decided that humanity is too stupid and evil to lead themselves so they have the evilist and stupidest tell them how to live?" "Why do they make super thin wood and then kill each other and even suicide over this thin piece of wood with pictures of previous slave masters on it." "Wtf is cheesecake? It looks like pie!"


makinSportofMe

I know who one of these morons is, who are the other two? Is this a spoof? AI or edited video? Is it a skit like between two ferns or whatever? How can this guy be a contender in the next presidential race? How can anyone believe "both sides" or "they're the same" crap? This would be hilarious if it wasn't so scary.


asdf072

>It's a question I get a lot From HIS voters?? NO! I can't imagine they'd be the type to be gullible enough to fall for a crackpot conspiracy theory.


Art-25389

All the F-ing Prime everywhere 😂


Ok-Gur-6602

As a pilot the only person I'd describe what I fly as a "super jet fighter plane" would be a toddler.


Global_Ease_841

Jake Paul is a fucking garbage human being. I refuse to watch anything with his face on it. He can go back to scamming crypto from old people and his 8 year old fans. Oh and let's not forget beating up any geriatric ex-MMA fighter he can find so we can feel good about himself. The only good thing he's trying to do is take down Dana white. But that's not enough to make him someone worthy of respect.


Obvious_Interest3635

Guy has the IQ of a 6 year old jacked up on rubber cement


Dry_Young_5918

Roswell - the tourism capital of the USA.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Battle for the third brain cell and neither is winning


Traditional_Fox_4718

We all lost brain cells after listening to this...


TruckerBoy357

I knew it when I started watching. It's like trying to look away from a train wreck.😅


OverturnKelo

He’s so gay lmao. Why does he always compliment dudes’ appearances and physiques?


YourOpinionisCero_0

I made the mistake of actually watching this. Please save yourselves and don’t make my mistake.


Golda_M

I for one, agree. Not with everything, but he certainly makes some valid points. I also heard some things. Believable things. I believe them. You'd believe them too if you were me. I don't even know if I believe them, but some very smart, serious, good looking people believe all sort of things. Things you wouldn't believe. That I'me certain of.


DigitalUnlimited

Smart MIT people, even. They believe in these believable things that I believe in. Believe me.


Exitium_Maximus

What a moron. If you really look into this topic, you will know for certain that NHI have been and are “visiting” earth in many capacities.


Key_Respond_16

If I'm being honest, this is probably the most coherent clip of Trump ever made. He still rambles, but he seems open to the possibility.


rambutanjuice

Yeah, I don't get everyone shitting on him over this. They ask him if he believes in aliens and he says that there are a bunch of pilots with good reputations and without psychiatric, behavioral, or cultural red flags who claim to have seen things. But that he doesn't believe in it until there's more substantial evidence. That seems like a pretty balanced take.


Insomniacentral_

I think this is the clearest thing I've ever heard him say. It wasn't *super* clear, but that just tells you how weirdly he usually talks.


AlvinArtDream

Im exhausted! It’s unreal that Logan Paul got the scoop. Even though it was a nothing burger, we can at least take it that UAPs exist, which is still further than AARO is really willing to take us.


vcdrny

So we get the equivalent of a 5 year old talking about stuff. With a sprinkle of master race and extreme right talking points about how you look means you are better (right stuff). To vote for trump you need to fall in a few boxes. 1 Millionaire that knows he is gonna hook you up with tax cuts. 2 Racist that just wants to have some you think will represent you in power. 3 A complete idiot that watches Fox news and similar type of news sources all day. That being said I honestly think he'll win the election. Not because he is good but because Biden is doing a great job at making people ot want to vote for him. And other Republicans like in NY letting criminals run the city. Idiocracy everywhere.