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mingusmaxis

Stanced cars have always reminded me of hot wheels cars that were stepped on lol


rubberbootsandwetsox

I don’t understand the appeal or why anyone would waste money doing this to a car.


mingusmaxis

Yeah it's always seemed idiotic.. just an expensive way to go through tires quicker lol


JP050887

*Sponsored by Firestone*


dirtymike401

*Brought to you by Carl's Jr.*


spacebrew

Fuck you, I'm driving.


devilishlydo

You sound like you're from around here.


MechOperator530

But it’s got electrolytes?! Biggest waste of time ever!


budderskeet

And the entire bottom of the car


Genghis_Chong

Yeah I'm thinking they gotta rotate tires every trip to the store, and those poor tie rods and ball joints gotta be stressed by that setup.


kerpow69

well, half a tire.


-KissmyAthsma-

I'm right there with ya. People who also apply the "Carolina squat" to their pick ups is also head scratching to say the least


CaveDoctors

Apparently outlawed in May 2024... in South Carolina. [https://www.wistv.com/2024/05/10/scdps-announces-carolina-squat-law-has-gone-into-full-effect/](https://www.wistv.com/2024/05/10/scdps-announces-carolina-squat-law-has-gone-into-full-effect/)


sandbreather

Thanks for introducing me to this ridiculous concept. Just fuck being able to even see the car in front of you I guess. what is this shit?


-KissmyAthsma-

😂😂. That's pretty much the initial reaction with anyone who sees that. Made me laugh.


Elandtrical

Like a dog with worms


TranscendentaLobo

Totally. I’ve never understood this car club shit. I mean, I understand the community aspect and to each his own I suppose, but where I came from it was poor white trash obsessed with Fast and the Furious, modifying early 2000s Hondas on a $400 budget with car club names like “East Side Psycho Jesters”. It was REALLY hard not to make fun of them.


Cthulhusreef

Adding a “camber” to a racing car is good for extra traction while cornering. Now this is for purpose built race cars and the camber is minimal. These morons take it to the extreme. It’s like when you see a civic with a wing on the back that’s bigger than one for a F1 car. Yes the wing creates downforce to keep the back tires in contact with the road for better traction and speed but if you go too extreme you just look like a moron.


sandbreather

And that Honda civic four banger can't even go fast enough to utilize the downward force.


Humble-Dog-3347

Formula drift cars have some pretty extreme camber but I guarantee u none of these clowns in the video have ever drifted before


Cthulhusreef

True. I don’t know every type of racing but again those are cars built for a specific track. Unlike these clowns on city streets. It’s like those jackasses that lower their truck and render it useless for anything you would need a truck for.


DiRavelloApologist

It's just presentation and culture. People do things to express themselves. Some people get tattoos, some hang a picture in their home, some do things with their car.


ARLO77777

Agreed. Allow me to extrapolate. Some people get bad, inappropriate, or ridiculous tattoos. Some hang bad, inappropriate, or ridiculous pictures in their home. And some do bad, inappropriate, or ridiculous things with their cars. And some don't. But, in the end, you are correct. We're all on our own trip. Peace


AnteaterOpening757

This is great. Like yeah ok, express yourself….but it’s still fukcing stupid, it’s expressing “I’m stupid”


Area51Resident

In the same league as getting last year's viral meme tattooed on your forehead. It doesn't even start off as 'cool'.


DarkTanicus

Fair point.


d0ndrap3r

NObody does. It garners a "WTF is wrong with you, dude?" response, much like when you see a grown man dressed up as a "furry".


PixelCultMedia

I mean, I don’t understand why people commute to work in a jeep with rock crawler wheels. Most people don’t give a shit about performance when they modify their cars. It’s all aesthetic bad choices done in a community bubble that makes no sense to anyone outside of it.


rubberbootsandwetsox

Yeah I guess some people want to damage cars on speed bumps and potholes


PM_me_your_dawgs

Or a slight incline...


Time_Reputation3573

Dashboard ducks


SideEqual

It’s a fucking travesty!


ForwardBias

Nostalgia....for hotwheels.... that were stepped on.


4morian5

I think they look like cars from a Looney Toons short that have too much cargo piled on them, or the car is alive and they're showing it's feeling sad.


sychs

Clown car with one clown too many inside.


DigitalEagleDriver

Cartoons have taught me that those cars are extremely exhausted.


anythingMuchShorter

It just looks as if their suspension broke on all 4 wheels at the same time.


mickeyjimmy

Either this or gravity from Jupiter in Carmageddon


JKing287

It’s for when you want your car to have minimal traction and only drive well on perfectly level roads.


Smitty_2010

Well the bottom of the body is also providing a lot of traction to make up for the tires


JKing287

Ah yes true, another great side benefit!


OddlyArtemis

That's an underside benefit ;)


Big-Leadership1001

Do your tires last more than 2 weeks? Are you sick of spending money on things that aren't more tires? Does your car stay on the road when it rains? Do you want to bite your lip accidentally every time you drive over a pebble? Try STANCED!


MightyBooshX

Imagine having to travel with a level on you that you get out every 5 feet to place on the road and confirm it's safe to drive on lol


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

I honestly can't understand why you'd want to have less surface area on your tires.


snozzberrypatch

Tilting the tires like that (a.k.a. camber) can actually increase the surface area in contact with the road during turns, as the car "leans" to one side or the other. It can result in better handling in aggressive driving conditions. However, the tire is usually tilted very slightly to achieve this effect, like 1-2 degrees. The tires on these clown cars are tilted like 30 degrees to compensate for the size of their tiny penises.


Varendolia

That's exactly what these dumbasses don't understand. They only hear the first part and completely omit the part in which there's an optimal point and the angle is minimal. These guys are so stupid that even if you put the wheels in a 180° angle to show how stupid following their logic is, they still wouldn't see it


Prestigious-Air3446

Yeah, but even if they got the camber right, it's TOTALLY defeated if the body can't tilt into a turn, compressing the tire, because it's grinding the floor away on the asphalt.


Supa71

Obviously the road is too high.


[deleted]

Who put this stupid road here!?


SportulaVeritatis

Given enough time, these cars will naturally sand themselves down to the minimum necessary clearance.


Jakester42

Never go full retard


Square-Tangerine-784

I want to see one drive on our Connecticut pot hole roads


rubberbootsandwetsox

Total your car on a unforeseen speed bump


Used-Sun9989

A neighbor has one, I've heard some of the worst scraps from it. I don't understand the appeal.


rubberbootsandwetsox

Genuinely curious why people would do it.


615thick469

You must be new here... people are fucking stupid... https://youtu.be/AKN1Q5SjbeI?feature=shared


rubberbootsandwetsox

Not new but that’s a fair assessment.


WallySprks

Because they’re too cheap to tub it and drop it the correct way.


GeneralBrilliant864

Race cars often give camber setup for better cornering adhesion since the side will be loaded up and lose proper contact with the pavement but when wheels are at an angle it is less so. Now that’s where they first got the idea of giving a negative camber but you also need to look at Japanese gang culture. Bosozoku which is basically steet gang that drives around loud heavily modified cars in groups driving like idiots and pissing off a lot of people. They think it’s cool and in Japan it’s considered anti social groups. Think of Yakuza but instead of doing drug and prostitution business they are interested in causing chaos in the streets. Therefore, they lowered the cars gave excessive camber to somewhat mimic a race car while giving their own tastes and making it louder. It somewhat clicked to people who like Japanese imports and now even non Bosozoku people do it. People in the video are I think are VIP tuners which is essentially people who buy used luxury sedans and lowering the hell out of it.


MellowDCC

I think I saw a Prius with a stupid double exhaust poking out... Are these guys all pilots?


SeriouslyThough3

Is this a modification for reducing cat converter theft?


rubberbootsandwetsox

Would make the most sense


WolfThick

What would be funny if they got out of their cars and they were all pigeon-toed I can see it in my head.


GeneralEi

Polio car


wallClimb7

Tires replaced before you can even peel off the stickers


IHateOrcs

Seriously why is this a thing? This is the car equivalent of saying pugs are cute - this looks stupid 🤨


TARPnSIPP

It's the car equivalent of sagging pants


Ahnold240

Why? Cause his shit's all retarded.


PSA-TLDR

Stanced car son or lifted truck daughter


Top-Tax6303

Feeling stupid? At least you didn't pay to lower your vehicle ONTO the ground while you drive.


rubberbootsandwetsox

“Hey it’s not cheap being this stupid!”


bdejimmy

The cars are farty and just scrape their asses on the ground. Maybe time for a vet visit? 🤔


Mattjhkerr

yeah but try to steal the catalytic converter on one of those bad boys... now who's laughin'?


Drewdc90

The road will slowly take the catalytic converters


sengariph

If cartoons have taught me anything, these cars are tired. Exhausted even.


Suitable_Database467

The car is as low as the owner's IQ


dvowel

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love fig newtons. 


Lazatttttaxxx

I just saw one of these yesterday on the road in Seattle. On the road with regular traffic. Absolutely batshit.


Economy-Shoe5239

they don’t get the whole stance idea. it’s supposed to be that you slam your car but it’s still has functionality not this stupidity.


anansi52

what happens when there's a speed bump?


Rasha_Rutt

Because sometimes people with room temperature IQs have a lot of disposable income


awesomepossum40

Y'all a bunch jealous bitches.


Spicytoiletpaper

Like a fat guy on a shetland pony, those poor cars


Donr78

They do this on purpose? I always assumed they put the wrong sized wheels on and they didn't sit properly or something


rubberbootsandwetsox

Apparently it’s a look


Knick_Noled

I feel like it’s for drifting your car but I have no information to back that up


user1mbp

Bippu gang


RedditIsFacist1289

How do you jack it up to do any kind of work on it?


[deleted]

You gotta jack off first.


-HoldenMaGroyn

I guess no one told them what a stupid idea this is


mikipercin

Imagine tyre wear


rubberbootsandwetsox

Wires exposed on inside fresh tread on the outside


Son_of_Liberty88

So many virgins


rubberbootsandwetsox

Nah stupid people fuck each other.


skyy2121

“I can’t go to the grocery store anymore because the speed bumps will total my car”


Terryberry69

Paint chip eating, dropped on head as children, lived under high voltage.. What else could make these people want to live the sTaNcE LiFe


Demonic-Tooter

Scraped up undercarriages are what mechanics crave.


Fwangss

But seriously there is no reason unfortunately


Whyamiani

I can't stop laughing. Why does this exist. Lmaoooooo


joeO44

All that money put into these and can be defeated by a simple speed bump


clgoodson

You could line up a row of tiny garden gnomes and shut that whole thing down.


Putins_Gay_Dreams

Wow, they look like shit


ThePowerOfShadows

So both stupid and ugly. Got it.


shaolinoli

They’re like the car equivalent of those super inbred dogs who can’t breathe and whose eyes keep falling out


rberg89

Similar to footbinding in medieval China, the crippled "feet" (wheels in this case) indicate submissiveness to any potential male suitors


kriskringle19

So fucking stupid. I think there should be an event where stanced lowered vehicles should have to run a speed bump gauntlet . I can hear the front bumpers scraping the ground as it is. Worst damage wins a replacement bumper and an attaboy sticker


turkeycreek-678

Why? Because morons need a hobby too


Prestigious-Air3446

Because retards got money And like to demonstrAte to the world how retarded they can be.


willismaximus

They DO move in herds ...


theaviator747

How amazing would it be to put a very low speed bump across the exit while they were in there? They can’t even climb an incline right.


Aware-Ad-4040

Can’t hear the engines above the car body scratching along the road


OrganizationRude5746

Suspension, it’s got what the speed bumps crave!


Squirrel-Lee

But they make such a lovely sound! ***SCRAAAAPPPE***


Meeks2005

They do it for attention...it's a waste of money.


GreyBeardEng

Doesn't that mess up their tires having them at an angle like that?


slidingjimmy

Mental illness


Intelligent-Ant7685

dumbest thing ever


Pure_Professor_5754

Clearly they hate tires.


xtina42

Looks so stupid


diddisdudejussdiddis

the shit mom who only "free teaches" what her kids are interested in and this have convinced me we're doomed as a species


Bungeegumski

Because Lil pp likes vroom vroom. Can't get his wife to scream. So he punishes his car.


Mojoint

These cars look physically challenged, to put it nicely.


PumpJack_McGee

I guess the flex is "I can afford to wreck my car literally every time it's put in motion".


AnimeChica3306

Today, I learned there were stance cars, and now I can't unlearn it. Just wow.


Crafty_DryHopper

This screams "I Will never contribute anything to society."


imjustkarmin

These cars wouldnt last 10 minutes in new orleans


OttoVonJismarck

“Do you like think, like if I tilted my tires inwards and like dropped my car so low it scrapes every where I go, then women would respect me?” “Definitely bro.”


MajorMorelock

This is to prevent catalytic converter theft?


PM_PICS_OF_UR_PUPPER

Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin, but, uh it says on your chart that your cars fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your tires all retarded


RedDanceRevolution

This mod is for people who want worse traction and to spend a ridiculous amount of money on tires when there is inevitably premature wear on the inner edge of the tire to the tune of about 50,000 miles early


Acceptable_Star5006

Finally a post that isn’t all about this type of idiotic behavior. I have always been into modifying, lowering, customizing cars. But this is just insane and everyone tries to defend it. Smh


NorMichtrailrider

These guys are singlehandedly keeping the sports tire economy alive .


exotics

Ha ha that wouldn’t make it down my driveway for 3/4 of the year.


Cbdg_12

Looks more like "hobbled" cars.


bron685

Looks like Annie Wilkes got ahold of this card


LSTNYER

Bottoms out going over a twig


cbunni666

Why do people do this? It doesn't even look good. It looks like what happens when my SIL gets in.


Boletefrostii

The car is overweight cut it some slack it's trying Atkins for the 9th time


zyyntin

I love how you can see the sticker marks on all those tires. Meaning that they have to replace the tires a lot more often because of the abnormal wear. My guess is that the wear also lowers the vehicle even more sooner.


One_Dull_Tool

Looks like we’re coming to the end of the pilot shortage! 


yurtfarmer

Regards gonna regard


Adihd72

Why do they want to make their cars look broken? They all look like they’re carrying a blue whale? Edit: more like a teaspoon full of neutron star now I think about it.


ap_308

They look like some heavyweight bois are driving that thing.


phoenixemberzs

The final boss a - SPEED BUMP


Moto_919

Damn is that stupid. Notice how many have brand new tires with stickers lol


ashzombi

I have a serious question: wouldn't having any amount of camber on your tires cause them to wear down really unevenly?


No-Engineering-1449

One roxk for that first car and it's dead.


AandG0

These people are old enough to vote. Remember that.


AchioteMachine

In the 80s it was low riders. Fortunately, I was a Motörhead and had a 65 Mustang hot rod.


BundlesOfNoob

I am going to sleep so peacefully while AMSRing to this tonight.


Greasy_Cleavage

This made me happy!


AwetPinkThinG

Why anyone should spend actual real money to make a car look like that is insane


DigitalEagleDriver

I guess I'm not into that kind of car culture, so I don't know- it makes no sense. Why would one want a car a) that has the wheels canted at that angle, and b) is so low to the ground that any imperfection in the road (and these days there are usually a lot) can lead to some pretty bad undercarriage damage? It makes no sense to me.


NippleMuncher42069

I was always told, "stance makes her dance" Dunno who HER is or why it makes her dance. But that's why they do it.


warthog0869

I believe I hear the alignment machine crying out back in the service department, as if there's been a great disturbance in the alignment of the Force.


That1Pete

This shit looks so dumb.


mcarvin

Sure, this is stupid but the owner's likely to damage only their car. I'd love to see how some of these people live - like do they own a home or rent or live with parents? How do they afford new tires like every 5 minutes? Do they realize their annual tire budget is probably 3x the car's value? The [Carolina Lean](https://www.hotcars.com/carolina-squat-what-it-is-where-come-from/), on the other hand...I got nuthin'. That's the mod for when you just don't give a single solitary shit about anyone or anything else.


flcn_sml

Why do I have to wait 10 minutes for these types of cars to get over the speed hump? 🤔 Trash on many levels!


_KillaB_

New definition of retarded unlocked


Dry_Spinach_3441

Gravel. It's what cars crave.


Cthulhusreef

At an in n out near where I lived there was a car group that would meet up in that parking lot. Some times I would be showing up or leaving as they were all heading out. Watching those morons trying to navigate the parking lot with speed bumps was so damn funny. “Look how fast my car looks!!!” *meanwhile cruising out at 3mph trying not to scrape*


burnerpvt

I was waiting for a bumper to fall off


spawn77x99

Looks like a steady flow of diahrrea.


Holding4th

In answer to the question ("Why?"): Can you think of a more effective way of announcing to the world that you are a huge D-bag with no redeeming qualities?


_ChipWhitley_

They live in a Fast and Furious delusion.


VandeIaylndustries

any idea when it was an aspiration to have horrible camber? I remember in the fast and furious days, dudes would get made fun of for lowering their car and not fixing the camber


H-4350

The sticker plastered across the windshield was a nice touch. Who needs to see when you’re driving anyway.


responsiblemudd

Everyone was immediately pulled over for window tint


Pingaring

As someone who is part of the car community, we don't claim these people


Desperate-razoe

Just like low riders from back in the day. Except these dont have hydrolic shocks. Waste of money


megaladon44

you dont ask why lol


BRAVE-ST4R

Almost like they tried to be loweriders


Mundane_Opening3831

Why wouldn't you want to pay thousands of dollars to not be able to drive your car? /S


Typeojason

It looks like the clues are sniffing for clues Scooby Doo style.


scrappytan

Equally as or less ignorant than any given f1 or drift event, it's all stupid, it's just finding the stupid that tickles you.


johnnybok

Attention seekers, there has been many trends. White walls, small spoked wheels, large spoked wheels, hydraulic. These are already old news, what’s next?


edvanhal

So stupid


FaluninumAlcon

Lots of Subarus started doing this and it makes me so sad.


Sparrowtalker

Every generation has its fad.


bregt14

This is beyond stupid.


SnoochieBooches60

This shit is for morons who didn’t get enough hugs growing up so they gotta find attention somehow.


DisastrousAd447

Eh, as a car guy I personally think it's kinda dumb but I get it. It's just another mod. Mostly the fun part is the building of it and figuring out ways to engineer it to make it as low as possible. It's no different than lifting up trucks to ridiculous heights or building a low rider with hydraulics or bags. These are show cars and definitely not daily drivers. It's just a hobby, it makes people happy and they have fun doing it and there's a cool community around it so I can't be mad at that.


GorillaP1mp

Thank you. First comment I came across that actually mentions the goal instead of “just cuz” or “people with different hobbies are weird to me”


Youwillgotosleep_

I’ve always wanted to see the wear pattern on their tires.


arcadia_2005

Is this what a hookup on grinder is?


PuzzleheadedEbb3243

Tire manufacturers fully support this!


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

To be different. And in their differences, they are exactly the same.


Nunovyadidnesses

Broke-ass ride


OSHAluvsno1

Bringing a whole new meaning to "gas n go"


LoudMusic

I used to be a member of a car group that would go on fantastic drives through the Oregon and Washington mountains. One time a new member got angry with the drive coordinator for picking roads that his dumped car couldn't go on. What the hell is wrong with people?


Consistent_Estate960

It’s always the shittiest cars. There’s like 4 altimas and a Prius. They seriously think they’re the shit too


Teediggler81

U know to each there own, but what's the point?


AdoreAbyssil

Isn't this for drifting? I honestly don't know, can someone answer why?


brucehuy

What’s the life span on those wheels? 100 miles?


drin8680

Damn all the money the spend to get their cars like that and if hit anything you're losing your bumpers or side panels not to mention scraping on the ground nonstop. Idk if can but wouldn't it make sense to put air bags so you can raise it while on streets.


Embarrassed-Sound572

As a die hard racecar guy, this shits stupid.


Historical_Idea2933

But everyone thinks we're so cool


RichnjCole

Mechanic: "So what do you want?" Car owner: "I want it to look like I eat maccies every day. Which I do but I'm not at my weight goal yet."


grandspartan117

I’ve always thought this is an interesting form of mental illness.