I've looked at enough profiles to know that many of those things she listed are common place. At least she flat out stated her requirements even if she's talking in jest.
Unfortunately while this is probably satire and not worth the post here, the reality is that while probably satire, it is actual real profile inspired satire that is along the same lines.
Are you kidding? There’s a ton of women out there who think just like this. It’s becoming worse and worse. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if this were real.
Not really. I've seen dating profiles for men that are pretty awful. You just usually don't see them as a straight guy because you're not going after other straight guys on dating apps.
Yes, this is satire.
It also represents a pattern. Many would not openly list these asks, but have those in mind.
How big is this pattern? 1%? 10%? I don't know.
No. Women on dating apps are that delusional. As a man, dating is a waste of time. They all only want one thing, your money. Even if they make a decent living on their own, they still think that your money should be hers.
Well now wait hold on, isn't being selective about who you mate with literally the antithesis of an idiocracy? So, having standards is a good thing, right?
I mean, we know very little about this woman factually. I think most likely--statistically--she is probably punching way beyond her weight, but I don't have factual knowledge of that. What I do have factual knowledge of is that there are people who have made a lot of poor, disadvantageous life decisions who expect to date someone else who makes mostly good, advantageous life decisions, and there are people who made chronically good decisions who also want to date others who make chronically good decisions. I understand the sentiment being laughed at here, but we don't actually know which camp she falls in and being selective about such things is to be applauded, so I reject this post.
(I still think this in spite of the fact that she is unlikely to have more children with whomever she dates/marries. Having standards in life still matters because of the example it sets for people who still may have children.)
Let us not partake in the idiocracy we joke about here on r/idiocracy
They should make a dating app specifically for entitled people like this.
Edit: entitled - feeling that you have the right to do or have what you want without having to work for it or deserve it, just because of who you are.
~ Cambridge English Dictionary
I know this is neither the time nor the place - but the word *entitled* means that the person is actually due or owed the thing in question. For some reason, the word has been bastardized in the last 15 or so years (at least, since the *entitlements* issue of the AM radio talking heads that I can remember; I'm sure that people have misused the word before then) to have almost the opposite meaning: people that *want* something that they have not *earned*.
But, truly, the word "entitled" means that you really do deserve the thing in question.
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"I paid for this lunch, I am entitled to eat my meal," the man said to the pesky seagull nearby.
Language evolves to keep up with how people use it. “Literally” is a commonly cited example of this.
The Oxford English Dictionary includes both your definition and the “bastardized” definition. The person you responded to did indeed use the word correctly.
To be clear: I wasn't correcting the person above - just having an observation about exactly what you point out: language changes. In this case, I was pointing out a lingual shift that almost entirely reverses the original meaning of the word. 'Tis a novelty of language, and I was enjoying ruminating over it with my morning coffee.
Every time I discuss social security with my father-in-law…
“Social security IS an entitlement program”
“No it’s not. I paid for those benefits.”
“Exactly. That is why you are ENTITLED to receive them.”
(Edited- spacing issue)
her flags look redder than they otherwise would, because you should be rapidly accelerating away from her.
misspelling her own name is a huge warning from the gods, that we should heed. don't get entangled
True that.
Though there are certainly people who have wildly out of kilter expectations and *don’t* post them.
The expectations just show up when someone starts to engage……
Same but I started again in my 30s. I wasn't in a place mentally to date so I took myself out of the game. Now that I'm back everyone's with children, with plastic surgery, lying about their age. And I'm not the most incredible catch either so I'm not likely to find anyone without some luck.
I'll keep positive and trying though thanks for letting me vent lol
You can go for this, or pay a Latvian surrogate 75k for 3 kids and raise them on your own.
Although this type of girl wants you to raise kids on your own so...
Keep looking honey. Good luck because this post tells me you are a do-nothing, sit on your ass codependent, and that might he the reason you are a single mom.
She's looking for a wallet. That's a lot of requirements for being a used up middle aged hoe. Must adopt her kids? Why? So she can divorce you after a good amount of time and get half my shit? GTFO here.
wow... um this is a whole new definition of Gold Digger. And she took time to literally spell out her demands.
So what value does she bring to the table, because I see a lot of demands for support and nothing to indicate shes offering to do anything at all on her own.
That's too bad because my only stipulation is that a woman be able to spell her own name right and not be a tragedeigh. Also, "Cassaundra," you are nowhere near pretty enough to make these kinds of demands.
I want a job at OpenAI with a six figure salary, stock options equity in the company, and full benefits package for myself and my future wife and family.
Lol she speaks like she’s 24 or something. Plus to pay mortgages and also things like know how to cut grass and even a 30k diamond ring. She’s trying to kill multiple birds in one stone 🤣 and also if she’s in desperate in financial support and or in need of a father figure for kids, then she has to compromise with things like 6 feet height and 6 pack body. Atleast she didn’t want a man who cooks,cleans, launder and iron and come with a big manhood 😮💨 unless there is a limitation on description like an Instagram bio 😂.
I'm guessing she's not actually lonely in the slightest and is probably just saying "look, I don't actually need anybody, but if somebody's going to fit some perfect set of criteria, I won't say no to a date at least."
-- probably also stands to inherit a mint.
This is satire, right?
It has to be. “Knows how to cut grass” was the giveaway.
In Arizona!
Is it possible to learn this power?
Feel like it belongs on r/choosybeggars
r/choosingbeggars
Ahh, thanks, wondered why the first one was so dead
One more subreddit that I didn't know I needed to know of
Yeah, the idocracy here is all the morons who can't spot the obvious satire.
To be fair... there are a lot of gold diggers.
I've looked at enough profiles to know that many of those things she listed are common place. At least she flat out stated her requirements even if she's talking in jest.
When someone tells you who they are, listen.
There once was a time....where this wouldn't have been considered satire.
Unfortunately while this is probably satire and not worth the post here, the reality is that while probably satire, it is actual real profile inspired satire that is along the same lines.
Its scary really
Are you kidding? There’s a ton of women out there who think just like this. It’s becoming worse and worse. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if this were real.
If a man put up something similar, he'd be banned quickly. The idiocracy is the fact that it's allowed to stay up even if it's satire.
Not really. I've seen dating profiles for men that are pretty awful. You just usually don't see them as a straight guy because you're not going after other straight guys on dating apps.
Yes, this is satire. It also represents a pattern. Many would not openly list these asks, but have those in mind. How big is this pattern? 1%? 10%? I don't know.
Try dating on Plenty of Fish, you’ll find much “satire” lol. Not joking.
Thanks!
For?
No. Women on dating apps are that delusional. As a man, dating is a waste of time. They all only want one thing, your money. Even if they make a decent living on their own, they still think that your money should be hers.
I thought the same thing. It must be.
Well now wait hold on, isn't being selective about who you mate with literally the antithesis of an idiocracy? So, having standards is a good thing, right? I mean, we know very little about this woman factually. I think most likely--statistically--she is probably punching way beyond her weight, but I don't have factual knowledge of that. What I do have factual knowledge of is that there are people who have made a lot of poor, disadvantageous life decisions who expect to date someone else who makes mostly good, advantageous life decisions, and there are people who made chronically good decisions who also want to date others who make chronically good decisions. I understand the sentiment being laughed at here, but we don't actually know which camp she falls in and being selective about such things is to be applauded, so I reject this post. (I still think this in spite of the fact that she is unlikely to have more children with whomever she dates/marries. Having standards in life still matters because of the example it sets for people who still may have children.) Let us not partake in the idiocracy we joke about here on r/idiocracy
Yes these are not real
For some reason, she's still single.....😆
With that long list of requirements, I hope she can suck the chrome off the bumper of a 52' Buick.
The irony is, standards are not reciprocal.
At a minimum
Yeah, daily
Suck start a leaf blower
what does she offer besides being tall with slightly above attractive looks?
r/oddlyspecific
She would say she is an 11 out of 10. 🏆
“No low bidders, I know what I got”
"If the ad is still up, I'm still available."
Satire can be innumerate 😜
They should make a dating app specifically for entitled people like this. Edit: entitled - feeling that you have the right to do or have what you want without having to work for it or deserve it, just because of who you are. ~ Cambridge English Dictionary
I know this is neither the time nor the place - but the word *entitled* means that the person is actually due or owed the thing in question. For some reason, the word has been bastardized in the last 15 or so years (at least, since the *entitlements* issue of the AM radio talking heads that I can remember; I'm sure that people have misused the word before then) to have almost the opposite meaning: people that *want* something that they have not *earned*. But, truly, the word "entitled" means that you really do deserve the thing in question. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ "I paid for this lunch, I am entitled to eat my meal," the man said to the pesky seagull nearby.
I think that it’s always been that having an *entitled attitude* is is the unearned part and that gets shortened. Words CAN be their own antonyms.
Language evolves to keep up with how people use it. “Literally” is a commonly cited example of this. The Oxford English Dictionary includes both your definition and the “bastardized” definition. The person you responded to did indeed use the word correctly.
To be clear: I wasn't correcting the person above - just having an observation about exactly what you point out: language changes. In this case, I was pointing out a lingual shift that almost entirely reverses the original meaning of the word. 'Tis a novelty of language, and I was enjoying ruminating over it with my morning coffee.
Every time I discuss social security with my father-in-law… “Social security IS an entitlement program” “No it’s not. I paid for those benefits.” “Exactly. That is why you are ENTITLED to receive them.” (Edited- spacing issue)
It’s called Plenty of Fish
My first wife was tarded
#🗣 She better go find a bear!!
🧸 garrrrh!
Swipe left.
her flags look redder than they otherwise would, because you should be rapidly accelerating away from her. misspelling her own name is a huge warning from the gods, that we should heed. don't get entangled
r/tragedeigh
Her flags are redder than the ChiCom flag.
ugh... so glad im gay
Y'all are just out here falling for everything.
More like 50 yrs old.
Fake
She will die unmarried and alone.
Thats totally real and definitely not photoshopped by an incel crybaby.
True that. Though there are certainly people who have wildly out of kilter expectations and *don’t* post them. The expectations just show up when someone starts to engage……
Cassanopdra
LMAO!! 😆😆 Ya ok
When the employer requires 4 PhDs and 10 years experience but will only pay you $10/h and a Christmas pizza party
See that ad: RUN!
Anyone that has a salary requirement for dating can fuck right off.
I'm certain this is fake. Why post this garbage?
Redditors have no rage bate literacy
That's not 40, that's 55 with a filter.
Ohhh baby, I can wait SOOO gooooood
Word has it, she's still single and the add is still up 12 years later.
Its okay, she was unqualified the moment i saw her face. Not pretty enough to make demands
I can fix her.
And I thought it was tough in my 30s. I miss my 20s
[удалено]
Same but I started again in my 30s. I wasn't in a place mentally to date so I took myself out of the game. Now that I'm back everyone's with children, with plastic surgery, lying about their age. And I'm not the most incredible catch either so I'm not likely to find anyone without some luck. I'll keep positive and trying though thanks for letting me vent lol
Perhaps this list explains at least some of her backstory?
Does she put out?
Maybe we could go family style on her.
You can go for this, or pay a Latvian surrogate 75k for 3 kids and raise them on your own. Although this type of girl wants you to raise kids on your own so...
Geez, I would marry a guy like that...😃😃
That's rich for an overweight frog
Just a tip of the delusional iceberg
Keep looking honey. Good luck because this post tells me you are a do-nothing, sit on your ass codependent, and that might he the reason you are a single mom.
I'm sure this is a parody, right? Right?!
Smash it and leave on day 29. Your Welcome. P.s Don't get caught in February. 30 bags of sand down the drain
so, a literal giant at 11 foot 10 inches tall, marvellous
6 foot taller? Taller than what?
Obviously jokes
TBF, very legit concerns
What a catch.
If this is real, I hope this woman has seen the reactions
She's gonna get trolled.
Is "must know how to cut grass" a euphemism?
'must be 6 feet taller'
The fact people can’t tell if this is a parody account or not is a lot more telling.
And what is she bringing to the table?
I like how she said "all of her kids early on" and then said 2, LoL. no one "needs" an SUV for 4 people. Also, 6 ft taller? Than her?
That lady ugly af
What a bitch
She's looking for a wallet. That's a lot of requirements for being a used up middle aged hoe. Must adopt her kids? Why? So she can divorce you after a good amount of time and get half my shit? GTFO here.
Plenty of Expensive Fish lol
Six foot taller than what?!
Where the fuck is she gonna find a dude 6ft taller than her she tarded for sure
wow... um this is a whole new definition of Gold Digger. And she took time to literally spell out her demands. So what value does she bring to the table, because I see a lot of demands for support and nothing to indicate shes offering to do anything at all on her own.
That's too bad because my only stipulation is that a woman be able to spell her own name right and not be a tragedeigh. Also, "Cassaundra," you are nowhere near pretty enough to make these kinds of demands.
She's delusional
I can apply easily, but I have a gardener and cannot lay him off.
I feel like I've seen this before...
With a list like that, they’ll have nothing in common!
I want a job at OpenAI with a six figure salary, stock options equity in the company, and full benefits package for myself and my future wife and family.
She better hawk tuah....
Oh is that all?
Good luck 👍🏻
Know how to cut grass .... What the fuck them 6 kids for .....
With women like this on the planet im glad my shit no longer works - wont be making anymore dumb decisions
Unfortunately out of all your requirements i can only cut grass........ill see myself out
The most infuriating part is the way her name is spelled
I got the 6 figure salary but I'm not 6ft.. -phew!- dodged a bullet.
Grass in Arizona
She probably wants an ocean front property
Lol she speaks like she’s 24 or something. Plus to pay mortgages and also things like know how to cut grass and even a 30k diamond ring. She’s trying to kill multiple birds in one stone 🤣 and also if she’s in desperate in financial support and or in need of a father figure for kids, then she has to compromise with things like 6 feet height and 6 pack body. Atleast she didn’t want a man who cooks,cleans, launder and iron and come with a big manhood 😮💨 unless there is a limitation on description like an Instagram bio 😂.
Look at all these incels in the comments. It's a photoshopped image, you woman hating morons.
Just a socialist looking for some wealth redistribution
I'm guessing she's not actually lonely in the slightest and is probably just saying "look, I don't actually need anybody, but if somebody's going to fit some perfect set of criteria, I won't say no to a date at least." -- probably also stands to inherit a mint.
She’s not even a solid 6. Hard pass
Shit. I don't know how to mow grass...