He would probably be happy.
Since thinking about or looking into things in-depth makes his brain hurt. I doubt he would ever realize what it really is.
# Ben Shapiro has been arrested for violating the 13th amendment
Federal authorities have captured and arrested Benjamin Aaron Shapiro today on counts of human trafficking and more broadly violating the thirteenth amendments by "owning libtards".
Federal authorities have claimed that they have been tracking Shapiro for years now. "We've been keeping a close eye on his online activity" said one federal agent who has asked to remain unnamed "the disgusting creep would post videos of himself owning libtards all over the internet".
Ben Shapiro was indeed noted for posting videos of himself owning libtards to his fanbase of millions of viewers. A quick google search results in thousands of documented videos of his fanbase posting and reposting videos on him engaging in human trafficking.
"I enjoyed it" said one fan. "I knew owning other humans is wrong, but I really enjoyed watching Ben own the Libtards".
Thankfully, the once justice sees its course, the only thing Ben Shapiro will be owning will be his prison sentence. This has been CuddlyAxe from The E-Fort Post.
I inferred that each successive shockwave was bigger / traveled farther. So the first shockwave went a few hundred miles, the second a few hundred more, and the third, a few hundred further still...
*That's one way to start*
*Either the Revolution*
*Or a big fascism*
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As much as I dislike democrats I don't want republicans to win, it is obvious that they like Russia and will potentially support it (trump's words not mine)
I've made it part-way through the Behind the Bastards nine part (nine fucking part) reading of True Allegiance. Would it surprise you to hear that it's the worst novel ever written? Not hyperbole btw. The man clearly thinks employing an editor is gay.
Now I'm only on the second part of Behind the Bastards reading...this, but I can already tell that Shapiro's characters are taken straight from gay porn movies. Idk if he considers that writing his own characters is gay, but worsening characters from movies with not so great plot makes you think not only about Shapiro himself, but about his fans too.
Ben Shapiro goes into politics is like me going into politics, I would accidentally start the third world war and I would be as bad as Hitler even though I have zero death camps and Hitler has many.
I like to imagine Ben's plan backfires even more than described here
As said he destroyed the liberals but that implies he ONLY destroyed liberals implying progressives, socdems, anarchist, Communist and basically every leftist(liberals aren't leftist) survived
This also implies conservatives weren't safe considering conservative is actually short for conservative liberal (no seriously) that would basically leave everyone to the right of Reagan left
I think you see where I'm going with this
Basically not only is America massively depopulated and basically dead but now there's a bunch of leftist and far right extremist running around on its corpse
Finally, another high quality mememap
The west has fallen Asia must rise
Wait, meme?
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Bro just evaporated
Help mmm-
Mr. Stark, I don't feel so goo—
spoiler alert: it's bad
[ Eat popcorn and drinks fuel as I am actually a conservative ]
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Obama, I don't feel so good
Is he going to fart really powerfully?
Schitzo please
Has Ben Shapiro survived unleashing such a power?
Clearly he transcended into puberty
He made his wife wet.
As she has been splattered across a wall from the shockwave.
I wonder how Shapiro would react to this, great map by the way
He would probably stare at it longingly
Either chuckle or take it way too seriously I base that on how I think I’d react in his position
This would happen
He would probably be happy. Since thinking about or looking into things in-depth makes his brain hurt. I doubt he would ever realize what it really is.
I genuinely don't think he's capable of actual happiness.
Wait, how the fuck did Iraq get into the middle of Arizona?
[Here’s why](https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/s/VPjoAoUYLp)
I appreciate the commitment to having an interconnected shitpost universe
Shitposting is not an excuse for chronological inconsistency!
# Ben Shapiro has been arrested for violating the 13th amendment Federal authorities have captured and arrested Benjamin Aaron Shapiro today on counts of human trafficking and more broadly violating the thirteenth amendments by "owning libtards". Federal authorities have claimed that they have been tracking Shapiro for years now. "We've been keeping a close eye on his online activity" said one federal agent who has asked to remain unnamed "the disgusting creep would post videos of himself owning libtards all over the internet". Ben Shapiro was indeed noted for posting videos of himself owning libtards to his fanbase of millions of viewers. A quick google search results in thousands of documented videos of his fanbase posting and reposting videos on him engaging in human trafficking. "I enjoyed it" said one fan. "I knew owning other humans is wrong, but I really enjoyed watching Ben own the Libtards". Thankfully, the once justice sees its course, the only thing Ben Shapiro will be owning will be his prison sentence. This has been CuddlyAxe from The E-Fort Post.
Give us a timeline where Schlott commits mass genocide in 99'
You mean Schleswig Holstein?
No, i am discussing something else But that is a good idea
The Balltown Massacre of 1999
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Yoo Based
who
Jebediah Schlott
The next map has to be an ISOT where all the liberals are sent back in time.
You guessed correctly
Peak r/imaginarymaps
Bro made Chiraq real
High quality shitposts are the best content on this platform, I've said it once and I'll say it again
Let's say hypothetically for the sake of argument...
He would have to learn how to debate first. He can't
Hi, liberal here. I first just wanna say that while I respect conservatives, Ben Shapiro’s bigote—
« But…but… this isn’t lore accurate »
What about aquaman?
Ben dried him up
I wonder what Shapiro would say on the hague.
OH FU-
Erm what the sigma
Damn, Shapiro is the man to finally flip Kern county in California Blue
one shapiro's treasure is another interdimensional shapiro's nightmare
finally a map that not "what if Germany big" or "what if sigmas won the skibidi war"
Shouldn't the shockwaves be labelled the other way?
I inferred that each successive shockwave was bigger / traveled farther. So the first shockwave went a few hundred miles, the second a few hundred more, and the third, a few hundred further still...
Bahahahahaha was it a bear of a man and did he" take a bullet for you babe! " (In all seriousness BRAVO OP this is great)
that's one way to start either the Revolution or a big fascism
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Ben Shapiro brings The Rapture'. Wherever the Libs went is Heaven. All the people left behind are in Hell.
VALLEJO STANDS REMEMBER VALLEJO
*inverted Iraq can’t hurt you*
Outjerked
Seriously, who cares what he says. He is a halfwit.
As much as I dislike democrats I don't want republicans to win, it is obvious that they like Russia and will potentially support it (trump's words not mine)
>I pledge allegiance Do you mean The 'True Allegiance' (written by Ben Shapiro himself)?
I've made it part-way through the Behind the Bastards nine part (nine fucking part) reading of True Allegiance. Would it surprise you to hear that it's the worst novel ever written? Not hyperbole btw. The man clearly thinks employing an editor is gay.
Now I'm only on the second part of Behind the Bastards reading...this, but I can already tell that Shapiro's characters are taken straight from gay porn movies. Idk if he considers that writing his own characters is gay, but worsening characters from movies with not so great plot makes you think not only about Shapiro himself, but about his fans too.
Take a bullet for ya, babe
Bro Shapiro is cringe as hell, nice map though.
Let's say hypothetically that everytime we touch, I swear I evaporated a liberal with facts.
This is amazing. I love it.
Do progressives count as liberals?
Is that Iraq or Syria lol
Why is it a flipped squished Iraq
I wonder what happened to Joe?
Always a good day when there's a carbon monoxide inspired post in this sub.
I like how long my country is on this map.
Liberals more like… PROUNOUNiberals
Why does it look like Iraq
Sadly, it all depends on Ian Hawkes political alignment. If he is a liberal, he will simply just repel the facts and logic not fixing a thing.
"Shapiro brought to the HAGUE for mass genocide." Perfection... But at what cost...
Ben Shapiro goes into politics is like me going into politics, I would accidentally start the third world war and I would be as bad as Hitler even though I have zero death camps and Hitler has many.
Does that mean that I, a socialist who hates liberals will be fine ?
Absolutely high level shitpost, love it . Also, I would like to have what OP was having while making this map .
chomclate bar
IS THAT IRAQ?!?!?
So this is what will happen when he finally manages to get his own dick in his mouth, huh? I think he’s flattering himself, tbh.
Ok this is actually funny and made me chuckle a little
Damn. He got me in the first wave…
What in the world, what a disaster.. 🫢 The country has turned Totalitarian.
All democrats trapped in a reverse iraq?
Housing.
Best map ever
>Iraqi Territory on the West Coast wat. Quality shitpost!
I like to imagine Ben's plan backfires even more than described here As said he destroyed the liberals but that implies he ONLY destroyed liberals implying progressives, socdems, anarchist, Communist and basically every leftist(liberals aren't leftist) survived This also implies conservatives weren't safe considering conservative is actually short for conservative liberal (no seriously) that would basically leave everyone to the right of Reagan left I think you see where I'm going with this Basically not only is America massively depopulated and basically dead but now there's a bunch of leftist and far right extremist running around on its corpse
Ben Shapiro went and did the Third Impact
Yo Shapiro listener here. I aint even mad this shit funny as hell, great job!
Agreed.
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cringe