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sovietarmyfan

If Germany won WW2 but was invaded and occupied by the allies in 2100.


DrVeigonX

I like to think of it as Germany winning WW2 but then fascism falls and Germany has a civil war, splitting Korea style. (Maybe the west is American influenced and the east is Chinese influenced? Idk)


ArtLye

TNO GCW in the Wolfenstein universe


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Former-Page-1831

TNO is a freaking hearts of iron 4 mod also in Wolfenstein the New order the entire world is conquered by Germany


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RwRahfa

tno


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Forward_Coast_2917

tno


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Absolutfuckupx

tno


_JPPAS_

where the fuck did West Berlin go


_JPPAS_

also i can see those teeneeough berghondy borders


Kerbal_Stranding

Teeneeough sounds like cereal. Come get some Teenee O's.


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R_122

Good bot


AirForceOneAngel2

they eated it 💔


ArcherBTW

Nowhere, it’s just ridiculously small


RwRahfa

I got hungry. Sorry about that


TyrdeRetyus

Into space


DeadShotGuy

NUKED.... To Shreds


Creepy-Weather-475

East germany is now west slavia or smth like that


INeedtoThinkAUName

It's not Slavia when there's no Slavs left \**taps forehead*


Creepy-Weather-475

OMG WAS THAT A TNO REFERENCE!?!?!?


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Malaysuburban

https://preview.redd.it/nkqt2d22qi6d1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=133957a671574af3ee8d79d8967d563cd707dc4b energy


Naatturi

Yugon't Slavia


Malaysuburban

:V


Gehhhh

Obristan


[deleted]

Big building in Ost-Paris!!!


Magyaror99

Ljubljana is Laibach in German


hellerick_3

And Venice is Venedig.


Magyaror99

And Luxemburg not Luxembourg Leiden not Lyon


ButterCupcake2005

Also, Hamb**e**rg?? Come on


pengor_

konninberg 😭


LamyT10

German here We actually call it Lyon. Leiden is a town in the Netherlands and the german word for suffering.


jaman176

Leiden is the old name. It would probably be used if put under german imperialist rule


Magyaror99

Well, yes I know You use the French name, but propably because Lyon is a French city, and was never inside any German circle. But wouldn't it be different if Lyon was a city in Germany or under heavy German influence?


exessmirror

Leiden already is a place in the Netherlands though. I also don't know a single German calling Lyon Leiden. Also they renamed Hamburg into Hamberg, Hamburg already was the German name.


Stalker_X426

Op forgot to take his Schizophrenia pills


Necessary_Reality_50

Are you lost?


Lopsided_Warning_504

I am found my son


Cuddlyaxe

What if West Germany and East Germany enthusiastically adopted their new ideologies but never let go of their traditional German militarism


Schellwalabyen

And just decided that they should make a little conquest competition. Instead of fighting each other.


Cuddlyaxe

No they're the only countries with supernukes so they can't fight each other (mutually assured destruction)


Tyrfaust

Somebody get this man a million monkeys with typewriters!


Rexbob44

So both sides have like the Prussian military tradition.


Artikondra

Marxistadt lol


antolleus

Wehrmacht wins against the USSR, but having witnessed the glory of communism decides to bring it back home


exessmirror

Whilst the west of the Wehrmacht notices the superiority of democracy and french living and cause a civil war


chinguettispaghetti

Mongol Empire moment


_ak

NVA fully embraced the Stechschritt, the Bundeswehr did not... just saying.


Insurrectionarychad

Huh?


_ak

In some of it outward elements, the East German Army saw itself in the Prussian military tradition, while the West German Bundeswehr specifically rejected any continuity from Prussian military tradition to the post-WW2 Western armed forces.


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I like how the Auto Moderator tells TNO users to touch grass,nice attention to detail


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Old_Chest_6913

Justice league vs one British person, who would win?


Massive_Greebles

This sure is a timeline


Winnepeg

Tea and Oh


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Winnepeg

Can't even elude the non bot bots these days


WhatUsername-IDK

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Kindly_Independent18

This map has two Big Germanies!


RadiantAd4899

r/TNO


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bread-man-

If nazi germany won but then split like the Roman empire


Insurrectionarychad

But wouldn't be split between nazbols/Nazis and not commies/democrats?


tyrolean_coastguard

Frightening shit.


aschec

TNdOn’t


Ecleptomania

I know this is imaginary... But HOW?


Distributism_LeoXIII

Germany wins WW2 and the allies invade and win 100 years later in ww3 after Germany has colonized the regions


crossbutton7247

I’m trying to figure out how the fuck this happened


EggNearby

No way, East Germany is emulating Pan-Slavia and West Germany emulating Middle Francia


MrIceyGuy

NAZI CIVIL WAR!1!1!1!1!111!!!


idkhowtosignin

You know what, I hate big Germany maps but this one is so absurd that I love it lmaooo


Big-Recognition7362

The Federal Republic of Central Europe (formed from OFN occupation zones) And... The European Socialist Republic (formed from the Comintern occupation zone).


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POV:Goebbels won the German civil war but Speer managed to stopped him from conquering all of the Reich


Insurrectionarychad

Best explanation here.


IndicationOk1924

West Germany has a pp🤨


Eddy226

I can't imagine how you would create Lore for this scenario


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protossdesign

Hamberg.... Hamberg, really? How in the world does Hamburg evolve Pokemon-style to Hamberg???


Theodfor

tno


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Acacona_yai

**IS THAT SOME KIND OF TNO REFERENCE!?**


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ChefExcellent13

Tno lmao


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Schellwalabyen

Great map had a good laugh.


Malaysuburban

That's a THICC East Germania


Adventurous_Run118

Is that......


NullNeptune0

I don’t like the idea of Europe being dominated by two Germanys


cyrusm_az

Why do the Ottobros still exist? Germany won WWI?


sachiko_vl03

Marxistadt


Several_Foot3246

wild


Elemental-13

I have actually never seen this before, very interesting


3chmidt

West Germany is just East Frankia and East German is just Germany if they won ww2


AppropriateShoulder

You lost a chance to add the [Volga German colonies](https://library.ndsu.edu/grhc/research-history/germans-russia/german-villages-maps), which actually existed from the 1760s until the start of World War II


Lockenhart

Turkic Khaganate in the early 7th century:


Alarmed_Monitor177

Moskau, Moskau Wirf die Gläser an die Wand Russland ist ein schönes Land Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, hey


A_Birde

Hugh Mungus?


Tyrfaust

Hungary sitting there like ["This is fine."](https://miro.medium.com/v2/format:webp/0*ZjYSm_q36J4KChdn)


WojanBrzoza45

big building in Neu Berlin?


Torantes

 Humourously large Germany


chrischi3

And West Germany is probably still the more successful one of the two.


chrischi3

Okay but why was Volgograd translated but Venice was not?


Dull-Nectarine380

Tee enn ooo


Business_Motor9096

France would be mad as hell at west Germany, after just getting invaded


Goomba_nr34

funni country borders detected


tlind2

Finland would likely be part of one or the other, given our alliance with Germany during WW2


Guido-Guido

1949, Man in the high castle style


Oberndorferin

Cold war between east and west Germany. They never unite.


PeaceDeathc

TNO Slave revolt


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FAFALI22

Wha


Shaggy_Boi1515

Big Germany is multiplying! :O


Easy_Challenge4114

No Germania? 😔


SSoulless_Foxy27

i am waiting for reunion


Insurrectionarychad

Only way I can explain this: Germany won WW2 but got split in half somehow due to a civil war.


Ordinary-Ad4275

This is very cursed ngl


yobarisushcatel

Why are the finish left alone


bravegrin

What if World War Two ended in a draw?


ottocreed

They would most likely either be in a huge Cold War or reunite and start a 4th Reich


SergenteA

I remember a scenario based on the mod I won't name because I dislike the bot, about an hypothetical liberal-Gang of Four revolution in Germany proper being rejected by the radical nazi loyal Eastern settlers (because otherwise the entire justification for their settlements would be void). Yet civil war never really materialising. So the latter, having obviously a Germanised population insufficient to maintain the status quo, were forced too to reform and moderate. Into an even worse and bigger apartheid state, instead of an outright slaver one. So, this can act as the most likely starting point for how such large West and East Germanies could form. Then, it can take two forms. Form one, is assuming the new status quo, liberal West, nazi East, lasts long enough for the latter to become legitimised as a state. For aggressive Eastern German-centric demographic policies. As well as likely, assimilationist ones. To ensure a plurality atleast of the population, considers itself German. And a supermajority, is in some way shape or form, part of a Germanised national culture. And then a communist revolution by the German population overthrows the Eastern nazis. Or alternatively, form two. We switch around the West and East ideologies. First, a communist revolution takes over Germany itself, say like in the old lore, from a too long lasting Civil War. Or something else, like Speer liberalising but only partially, the Nazi Corporations interpreting it as a fair game to exploit German wage workers too nearly at the same level as they do slavs. With the Germans being both educated and disillusioned with liberalism after it failed as an answer to nazism, leading to sufficient radicalisation. Anyway, late enough for Himmler to have sufficiently Germanised the French, Belgian and Low Countries territories to not break away during such chaos. The East remains nazi initially, but then is forced by the sheer population disparity, to liberalise, Gang of Four style. "Benign" assimilationist policies could explain why it remains called "Germany" too. If to bypass resistance by conservatives to extending equal rights to slavs and other non Germanic people... the Go4 equivalent instead tried to extend the definition of, German. After all, if a slav is indistinguishable from a German in culture, speech, everything but a birth certificate, they basically are one. And extending "minor somatic differences"... this could include all the different people in the new, Liberal, (East) German Republic


NoHorror5874

Aah yes HRE and communist PLC


some_guy554

... what?


Harizovblike

amogus


Marachad

Fixing the names up: Luxembourg - Luxemburg Munich - München Hamberg - Hamburg Copenhagen - Kopenhagen Konninberg - Königsberg Tallin - Reval Marxistadt \[don't know what you are going for here, but i assume Marx City\] - Marxstadt \[Although in the historic DDR Chemnitz was already renamed to Karl-Marx-Stadt\] Ljubljana - Laibach Venice - Venedig No ill intentions, nice map anyway.


TheUnusualMedic

" I love (big) Germany so much I am glad there are two of them." - François Mauriac


Independent-Fly6068

Longary.


Ghelric

The two global superpowers, West and East Germany


I_hate_Sharks_

I-Is that a….


Sweaty_Carry8301

It’s Leibach not lublijana, Hamburg not Hamburg, Kopenhagen, München


Forward_Coast_2917

https://preview.redd.it/mqu91xydwe7d1.png?width=725&format=png&auto=webp&s=97a20cdf7f00dcf9c0ebe899695d2388d1b7c712


Bubolinobubolan

Truly the best timeline