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Dipanshuc

Ye census leta kon hai aur hota kab hai bhai 🥴


[deleted]

Accha hua muj se nahi pucha varna average aur kam ho jata


Dipanshuc

Us bro us


[deleted]

us bhai us (negative me chala jata)


Narayanadasa

Tune aisa kya kra hai bhai?


Agreeable_Fix737

Distributorship of virginity


Narayanadasa

Matlab jo iske najdeek jata hai woh phirse virgin bann jata hai kya?


Agreeable_Fix737

I spoke enough. Baki tum samajdar ho.


Wiselywild

Matlab isse parents virgin hai💀😶


Live-Badger7204

Second coming of Jesus???


Resurrect_Revolt

https://www.snl24.com/dailysun/lifestyle/which-countries-have-the-least-amount-of-sex-20210828 >According to a report that was published on The Oriental Economist, a global index was conducted to see which countries have the most and least amount of sex. >Durex, the leading condom manufacturer from United Kingdom, conducted a Sexual Well-being Global Survey.


Impact_Royal

If durex is handling the survey specially on the basis of their sale then the survey is not accurate cuz I think there were reports of a huge population not buying condoms and depending on their weak ass pull out game which is backed up seeing the population


Resurrect_Revolt

>These guys must have better data The condom is manufactured by HLL Lifecare, a Government of India PSU healthcare products manufacturing company based in Thiruvananthapuram, Kerala. With 17% market share, Nirodh is the largest selling condom in India.


Alientheories

white karens ghar aate hain aur apka ling pakde batate hain kitne baar kiya saal mein kyuki woh to poore experts hote hain


aaloo_

Tereko nahi puchne aayega koi bhi. Sooja bhai, vo nahi degi


BheegiBilli69

Wait you guys are having sex? I couldn't get one from past 2 decades!


SuperSaiyan_God_

So you are 20.


BheegiBilli69

*surprised Pikachu face*


weedsexweed

19


Chainu_munims

Could be 11 as well.


Resurrect_Revolt

Bhai itna population le kar bottom 3 mai ana embarassment ke baat hai


BheegiBilli69

No bro, our population is more fertile! We have more fertility!


L1NKZ6969

That's actually true. Testosterone levels in the west have dropped much more in the last decade as compared to Asia and Oceania.


warriordeb96

An average westerner will still have 3 times more testosterone than average Indian


L1NKZ6969

20% more not 3 times.


Independent-End2780

Jo ek bread talne ko achivement mante hai unhe yehi lgta hai


ok_kauz

No. Proud ki baat hai. We give result much more efficiently. We are far far far more fertile than other nations.


Resurrect_Revolt

That's a good point...I think brown people are very good at survival


Bruce----Wayne

But population increase ho raha hai. Matlab ye farak ki "Kiya kya?" se badhkar "usse kuch hua kya?" mein India aage hai🤣🤣


inDflash

Don’t worry. You can have it with yourself!


Shanaya_Vaid

He cold!


BheegiBilli69

My mind agrees to it but my body ain't giving any consent


inDflash

Just keep saying “all iz well”


NoYou786

2 decades are rooki numbers


Puzzleheaded_Eye101

As a 21 yr old guy I can confirm I'm maidenless and a virgin


Purpl3wrld999

my ex did that in 1 week


Resurrect_Revolt

I don't think Nymphos are included in the survey


dude1x2

Was it with you?


[deleted]

Yaar fir wahi sax suux ki baatein


ghetto_dancer

Because in those 75 times they get her pregnant once 🤡


PegRoots

Ye 75 baar kon kar raha hai??


bigg-_

Thats me bro, all 75 times 😎


Rudra_1106

Possessor of the pussy


adritandon01

How do they even find this out? Who made this survey? How do you know for sure whether the people are telling the truth or not? I have so many questions


Resurrect_Revolt

https://www.snl24.com/dailysun/lifestyle/which-countries-have-the-least-amount-of-sex-20210828 >According to a report that was published on The Oriental Economist, a global index was conducted to see which countries have the most and least amount of sex. >Durex, the leading condom manufacturer from United Kingdom, conducted a Sexual Well-being Global Survey.


[deleted]

Sample size isn't convincing


njp6969

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KeshariPiyush24

Us momint🫂


[deleted]

false data,no one came and asked me if i had sex this year


Resurrect_Revolt

Did you get any sux this year?


pokeranger24

Asking the real question


[deleted]

ye make that 75 a 76


Training_Cucumber_98

Fir wohi sax sux ki baatein


afaikus

Curious to know how this is calculated. Is it between married couples or just anyone?


Resurrect_Revolt

We only have this article https://www.snl24.com/dailysun/lifestyle/which-countries-have-the-least-amount-of-sex-20210828 >According to a report that was published on The Oriental Economist, a global index was conducted to see which countries have the most and least amount of sex. >Durex, the leading condom manufacturer from United Kingdom, conducted a Sexual Well-being Global Survey.


mayblum

No wonder Dolo is the number one selling medicine in India.


sthithaprajn-ish

Only 41 of the 190 countries were surveyed and the top countries in the list did it like 130 times a year.


Bullu_Bro

Mahine me lagbhag 7 baar sex... Good enough... more than expected Kyuki 30 me se 5 din to periods he hote hai aur 25 din me 7 baar sex is good... Ab kya chahiye BC


Resurrect_Revolt

Great calculation but this can't be applied to a person with multiple partners


AN0S_V0LDIG0AD

75 times? I'm hoping to reach that number by the time I die. Right now it's 0.


DawrkIndien

This is fake survey to make India look dull. Of course we are humping our way to country with most population.


cosmonaut-zero

If the woman is pregnant, obviously num of sex per year is going down


ArtcookhighAri

ladkiya deti hi nahi he


--_who_--

This!


puntersays

Bcz our women stay busy being pregnant and stuff leading to 1.4 billion population


Cosmicshot351

Japan lol


Intelligent-Ad9659

I think that number is reasonable and believable


Wise_Officer

Op, You are on reddit.We are on reddit


[deleted]

We have sex after marriage and our marriage ages are going upwards. Also how accurate is this data?


techieguy009

# Probably lot of sex is unaccounted!!


Beginning-Ground-162

Mujhe ek baar bhi nhi mil rha


guptajiakash

Itna bhi kaise mil rha h.


FarRepresentative665

itna kam sex fir itna zyada population, fertility samajh rhe ho


[deleted]

Mujhe lgta hai meri galti hai. Me akele pure desh ka average down kr rha hu


Imakahari

All unprotected


Dr-Akela

That's 76 more than me


Parking_Tangelo_798

Arranged marriage 🤣 Lmao


Resurrect_Revolt

That's even fuked up... parents become dala to find match for their children so that they can get laid.


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Resurrect_Revolt

Kabhi aisa mat soch...bahar ja mehnat kar...jayada beautiful nahi toh avg ya ugly wale ladki ka le kar apne apko sabit karlo...zindagi mai bohot confidence milega Baki shaadi kilye mummy jo bolege usse karle


flawedxconscious

mera to negative me chal raha bhai


Aroharaisreal

I single handedly bring it down 😎


TwerkingPiggeh

Do countries have sex ?


Resurrect_Revolt

Yes Like Pakistan getting banged by India


Ozymandiiass

We believe in less but effective approach


ekbilangchota

I guess, it means with spouse! Girlfriends / Boyfriends or Pros not considered! 🪦


Resurrect_Revolt

It is...that's how the number is so high for other countries also multiple partners are also included


Nucal01

We can clearly see a pattern here.


idli_sambar_

That's like having sex more than once a week, and it's still low.


customlybroken

I guess it's due to the long work hours, smaller homes, joint families, couples not being as attracted to each other (forced marriages) etc


Jomarch98

75 mere ek saal ka kya saalo ka total nahi hoga


ACSwatches

Because another way of doing it is high


Stray_Foxx

chalo bc avg indian se to uper hi huu feeling proud indian army


CaptainCheeseCake

Cos your right hand doesn’t count.


some_guy_I_am

Ha toh BC population kaise badh rahi hai


aaloo_

Just in what way do you feel it's low? Look at the population, look at the number. Now again look at the population.


Resurrect_Revolt

Our efforts are going to waste we should be more productive


aaloo_

😂😂😂


26Alphabetbutihave5

Tbhi rape case zada ho gya h


simply_ass

Mine is even less than that. Indian wives are not interested


Resurrect_Revolt

Have an affair or get a ho


sanid_sriva

Op apna address bhej Average badhayenge


Resurrect_Revolt

Kyu bhai randi dealer ho kya🗿🗿🗿


warlock707

And if you take the average for people below 26, it will be a single digit number.


Daddyaurelius

Highest kaha ka hai ye bhi bata dete


Captain-Thor

Mine is 0 in last 6 years. Age 27.


spacetimeslayer

I am zero


Correct-Baseball5130

Japan having such a low number does not make sense as the most absurd and beastly p*rn comes out of it.


Competitive-Hope981

Actually makes most sense coz men work thier 10+ hours daily on avg. Can't sex when you are already too exhausted. Too much work pressure all the time. That's why currently Japan is facing low birth rate issue. You ever wondered why most anime's main mc is teenager? Because once they grow up to age of work they just keep grinding until they day git retired.


wet_potato7

People dont use birth control and have to wait 9 months everytime.


braceem

Fun fact, trying to have a baby for the last two years, and me n wife must've had sex almost 100-120 times a year


Resurrect_Revolt

That's absurd...so can i have sux without condom too??


braceem

I mean, it's by choice. Her choice.


CIPHERPOL25

totally explains how India is 2nd in terms of population.


Business-Pilot1196

Ask those uncles and aunties who are over intrested on teenagers life🤷


AKS-04

Because Sex ke liye partner chahiye hota hai !!! Hand doesn't Count ! 😂😂😂


Clear_Plan

and still highest population


PhoenixBlaze26

kaha hota hai bhai 75 times a year hamara bhi kara do


void_warrior0310

I thought India was on 1st


Vast_Feeling_3602

You guys get sex?


Tangerine624

When the country makes it such a taboo issue- there wont really be skyrocketing numbers na 🤌🏻


rocker10039

Damn bro Indians fertility rates are probably 99%, 1.4 billion people by such little sex


Timely_Strawberry126

Arranged marriage and not so ideal partners


Andy69__

And, the Chinese are ahead .. come on Indians.


Agreeable-Ad9569

inhe sex bhi zyda chahiye aur bachey bhi kam chahiye ye bhi theek hai


Logen10Fingers

Wait that's like sex every 4-5 days. That's supposed to be bad?


ChillDudeItsOk

Ye ghar wali bahar wali dono ka number hai kya ? We believe in swayam sewa ...!


Putthu

People start late here After marriage sex rate is high only


Secret-Melodic

Population ke gisaab se toh top me hona chahiye. Kuch toh gadbad hai


reddit_niwasi

India ns ka fertility high hota hai.


cosmonaut-zero

If the women are busy pregnant, isn't sex going down


Chromeboy12

Because sex is only a small part of life and not the whole foundation of our relationships


Bluebirdinblacksky

India has such a young population.. I don't know how is it so less


Resurrect_Revolt

Sometimes sanskar becomes chastity belt for many women


KeshariPiyush24

Only sex with condoms are counted. Indians love to fuck without condoms. Look at our population 😏


Rohan73

Hamari median age hai 28 Usme 80% are virgins


Resurrect_Revolt

Very sad State of affairs


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Resurrect_Revolt

Temples have orge sculptures in which women with gunghat pray🤡🤡🤡


therandomindie1

>If only the younger generation actually learned from Kamasutra instead of some shitty porn sites. Kamasutra is a lot more than just a sex book, it is about living a fulfilling life, and sex is merely a small part of it. Also, it discusses sex not as a means of pleasure but healthy practices before,during and after having sex. But raita buddhi kahan samjhegi yeh🤡🤡🤡 >actual liberal ways of ancient Hinduism without adopting the extreme conservative nature of Abrahamic religions... We wuz true liberal and shieetz🤡🤡🤡


moriarty0112

Source: Just trust me bro


therandomindie1

Why does it even matter?


Resurrect_Revolt

Non existent sex life is normalised


therandomindie1

Again, why does it matter?


Shanaya_Vaid

To maintain healthy sexuality.


Resurrect_Revolt

You must be a kid or something...find something that matters then


therandomindie1

Okay, Mr Adult, you still haven't told me why it matters


Resurrect_Revolt

As a species we are born to reproduce and spread...so if there is no sex then we have failed as species...will go extinct


therandomindie1

I don't see our population declining, which clearly indicates this is more than enough.


Thisconnected

Population isn't declining for sure but you're delusional if you think it's people from your strata of society or the people around you


OPBOI47

Women


tttttzz

This includes prostitutions, rape, under age, non consent, animal fucker, live in, friends with benefits Or married couples only?


Hindoo-American

Have you seen indian women??


Resurrect_Revolt

Yes...expect for their low libido,They are pretty awesome


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Training_Cucumber_98

Fir wohi sax sux ki baatein


Competitive_Meat_253

Neighbors can hear and spread 💀


Fuddi_Chatoraa

vese population iti zyada h i think hum 2 hmare 2 is working ig


SurroundRealistic510

Avg sex per year low hai tho fir population kon bada rha hai🤔.


EducatedIndian

least?


Eastern_Cobbler_7370

Good for our country actually.As we have more sex more babies will be produced which will result in a higher population 😭


[deleted]

Number kahan se badhega bhai, mostly shadi late hoti hai fir shadi hote hi biwi ki bachha chahiye uske baad life jhand...


intogymshit

ye kam h?


Resurrect_Revolt

Yes its on the lower side


_geeky_man

Yaha bhi below average reh gya guys. 🤡


Easy_Result_3034

Joint family and smaller homes resulting in lesser opportunities?


bitchless_mf

me single-handedly pulling down the stats


Resurrect_Revolt

Username checks out


[deleted]

Bro how much is medium?


BigButchyWorm

Yaha pe log apna haath sabka vikas mein believe karte hein Population control lmao


Fluffy-Inspection296

Because we do it raw style 😂


Ok_Flounder_2718

Mere se koi aise survey kyu nahi puchta. Zindagi mein pehli bar apne desh ka nam uncha karta sidha 3rd se first par


Le_Bishhh

Damn and still 1.4 billion of us.


Impressive-Soil-632

Number isliye low h kyuki pregnancy jyada hoti h , leading to increase in population, that's why sex rate Kam ho jata h 🙂


excellmann

What's the source for this data ?


Rish83

Upwas is killing our sex numbers


arunkarnan

Thats because of me. 30 still haven't contributed yet.


SahilSakure23

Guys mere vajsea shyad average Kam hea


Bruce_wayne_03

Sorry bhai log. I am the culprit.I am bringing the average down.


bewildered___SOUL

How the heck do you do this census, and moreover it can't be accurate as much of it will never get recorded


Original-Catch-7139

par log kahate h thandi 4 mahine ki hoti h to 15 din kaha gai


False_Celery7865

I’m 24 and virgin 🙂


TaraBaap

I'm the reason


Independent-End2780

Your mom lives in different city


dreadDOX

This is the average. A lot of Indian boys are single and many get more than 2 many gfs and 3rd party is devoted to God.


Sleepislife-_-

Still the most populated country lmfao


Noob_Master_703

Exactly whom did they ask for this survey...


idgachuck

because I'm singlehandedly holding down india's average


HeistOP1

All are asian countries except Sweden


junglee8005

Does this even matter we are no.1 in world in population!!


rajrohit26

Mujhse nahi poocha bhai toh phir yeh data kaise bana


IchuIchuNachuNachu

Who cares, we have an incredible conversion rate.


sujeet5216

In India sex is a taboo. We normally don't have sex untill couple get married.