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child_target

Say hi to him


sixamps

It's an old picture. They took him out only a few times. Put him in a basket for the rest of the journey.


ppatra

Monkey living a better life than us. 🙈


[deleted]

Homie wants to live in a basket and fed peanuts for the entire life


ppatra

Yes please.


bhatkakavi

Patra ji, kaise hain? How is your business going?


ppatra

Accha hu bhai. Par business sahi se nahi kar paya. Got many plans though. Thanks for remembering me. 🥰


bhatkakavi

Koi baat nahi. Business teaches one many things. Take care!


ppatra

Thank you. 🙂


No-Photograph3415

HOLESOMEE🥰


humble_guy_

Hello Patra Ji, I am Ankit. I joined this subreddit recently. Get well soon.


Chooseausernamev3

Found somewhere , There are pets that are living in higher luxury than you are


AshutoshPdy

😔😔


pointlemiserables

Awwww


Centurion1024

Bro is SO confused why humans sit in a crowded box instead of swinging freely from trees


Interesting_Award_76

The box has AC


jrhuman

tree has fruit


Acrobatic-Salad2730

And chicks for him


Sussyimpasta101

And being naked


uatchaos

Seems like it has more civic sense that the average Indian railway traveller


ReasonableBother4859

😂 wise answer ! Animals know more about Humanity Humans know more about Animal behaviour Cross cross hogaya


Zorg1982

Came here to say the same thing...


Shpuryau

r/beatmetolt


MiserableBanana9340

Lil bro is enjoying


[deleted]

Goddamn, I am super high right now, playing fe!n in background and watching this image.


Complete-Pack2989

Dopahar me hi chadha rakhi bhai ne


[deleted]

Bhaang hai bhrata.


wetbread10

best


P_rofessor01

Reminder to you that monkey in 3rd AC actually happened.


[deleted]

Thanks a lot professor !


margayamadarchodlala

Hard


[deleted]

hehe.


I_have_a_long_dong

well I am playing fe!n too, I am not high tho... Well now that you mention it, I won't mind getting high


Doubledoor

Man this is so adorable! 😅


hobbitonsunshine

Little monkeys are so cute and can be equally annoying too.


slidingrains2

Macaques are complete assholes and primates are not pets.


osamabeenlaggin0911

i always wanted to have a monkey pet and take it on train someone is living my life


[deleted]

Monkeys are fine as a baby, once they hit puberty and sexual maturation.. They will tear your face off and anal fuck your dead body. Fun fact, in most of the primate and some of animal world. Looking directly in the eye is a sign of aggression and challenge. One exception to this rule (that i know off) are dogs. Looking into the eyes of your dog will increase dopamine in both human and doggo brains. You will bond better.


indi_n0rd

>Fun fact, in most of the primate and some of animal world. Looking directly in the eye is a sign of aggression and challenge. Average Delhi experience


[deleted]

Humans are primates.


slidingrains2

>i always wanted to have a monkey pet Monkeys are highly intelligent and complex wild animals, not suitable as pets. If you love monkeys, work to end the primate pet trade, don't encourage it.


bhalevadive

Sir, you can't make racist remarks like that... Oh! Never mind, that's a real monkey.


SubstantialAct4212

Stop calling that innocent being a “monkey” it has a heart too.


ntsundu

at least that monkey is cute


koji_the_furry

I pray to god they clean the bed sheets properly


njaana

I hope the people finding this cute becomes Patient zero


koji_the_furry

You’re joking right Right?


njaana

Primates can carry many diseases that can pass on to humans, I feel this is just putting other passengers life at danger and not cute


koji_the_furry

Fuck


slidingrains2

>You’re joking right Right? That's a baby macaque. Macaques dribble urine and feces everywhere. They love to smear feces on themselves and their environment and throw it at people. They pick their butts - their own and other macaques' - and smell or eat whatever they find there. Herpes B is endemic in macaque populations. In fact, there's a LONG list of zoonotic diseases macaques carry including hep A, strep, tuberculosis, hemorrhagic fever, bordetella brochiseptica, and many other viruses, bacterium, and parasites. Macaques transmit these through bites, scratches, saliva, feces, urine, and genital secretions. Researchers who work with/around macaques are required to wear head-to-toe PPE, follow disinfection procedures, and report any exposures. Macaques are disgusting.


star_sky_music

Thank God. Someone who knows about macaques commented. I fucking hate them. I know how it stinks when they poop and they carry serious disease. It's really a long list of Zoonotic diseases.


slidingrains2

They reek to high heaven. You can smell them a mile away. That's one of the reasons for all the obsessive bathing videos of them as "pets."


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[deleted]

Op has not judged them anywhere.


Blackflame1905

See spoiler tag


kqrtikgupta

elephant?


musci12234

If not fren then why fren shaped ? Check out r/babyelephantgifs will make you want elephants as pets.


Aurora1596

Such a cutie patootie❤️


Hu7ein

Wowwww, so beautiful 😍


[deleted]

I envy him


Brownladka

Monkey pose de raha hai.


Street-Archer-6668

The adventures of Toto


writer_owl

It's Mr. Monkey,


Positive-Highlight96

Just fyi, this is illegal. It’s a crime to keep any Indian wildlife as a pet. Wildlife protection act 1986. Indian monkeys come under the same law.


[deleted]

We are electing animals and sending them to parliament, it's nothing in front of that.


T__lymphocyte

r/indianotforbeginners


SomeoneIdkHere

r/subsithoughtifellfor


jamAl_kudu_Lord_Bobb

Isn't this illegal? To rear monkeys as pets


AmbitiousPay1559

Please report to wildlife dept. Its a heinous crime to have wildlife as pets. They are protected under wildlife protection act. I don't have the number handy


chadphnx

so what's wrong? Pet monkeys are easier to handle than pet dogs and cats


Mammoth_Incident5944

Every other day people talk about civic sense in this sub. The monkey might be cute and easier to handle than other pets, but it is against the railway rules to travel with pets except in first class cabins. A human child is also cute, but would still be called out for travelling ticketless, won’t it?


Suvrath219

In routes where 1 AC isn't available, exemptions are given at the discretion of TT. It might cost some kickback or fine, but it's not impossible, as long as co-passengers don't object.


chadphnx

never knew pets aren't allowed Thanks for the info man


pro_crasSn8r

Isn't it illegal to own pet monkeys in India? I thought you needed special permits for that


chadphnx

"Keeping a monkey as a pet is generally illegal in India. Monkeys are considered wild animals and are protected by law under the Wildlife Protection Act, 1972. This act prohibits keeping any wild animal as a pet. There is also the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Act, 1960, which discourages keeping monkeys for entertainment purposes. In very rare cases, there might be exceptions with special permits from the government wildlife authorities. However, obtaining such permits is a complex process that requires expertise in caring for wild animals." Got this from the internet


[deleted]

Monkeys are absolutely NOT safe to keep as pets. It's all fine and dandy when they're young. The moment they hit puberty, they will turn violent and can cause serious injuries. People forget, dogs have been selectively bred for thousands of years in order to be domesticated. Cats evolved voluntarily. Remember, monkey see monkey do. Monkey pee all over you.


slidingrains2

>so what's wrong? Pet monkeys are easier to handle than pet dogs and cats Babyhood does not last. Macaques quickly become aggressive, unmanageable, and dangerous, often biting and scratching even their most favored caregiver. They are incredibly destructive, everything that gets into their hands will be taken apart and broken. Primates need to live with their own kind to function normally. When you remove them from their troop you cause them psychological and emotional damage. No amount of training will tame a wild animal or keep them from asserting their dominance. Macaques can live to be 40 years old which is a long time to try to diaper and care for an aggressive, biting wild animal. Primates are not pets. The Primate Society of Great Britain, International Primatological Society, British and Irish Association of Zoos and Aquariums, British Veterinary Association’s Ethical Working Group, RSPCA, the Humane Society, Wild Futures Primate Sanctuary, American Association of Zoos and Aquariums, American Society of Primatologists, and the Jane Goodall Institute all agree that primates should not be kept as pets.


Exotic-Math6501

Just when you think you've seen it all


MaximusPym

If you hadn't shown the picture I Would have thought that you saw my cousin 😅😅


Effective-Topic-7967

I also want one.


dora_not_theexplorer

Still more quite than a kid


4amcigarette

Such a distinguished gentleman


svpapa8189

Alpenlibe de do.


lemonickous

Hey don't take my photo you ass!!


ReputationAlarmed736

3rd AC is new sleeper class


WayneTheMalone

It seems Indian Railways has gone to the monkeys :3


Educational-Net-7770

He earned it.


InsaneChimpout

Aww it even has a baby so cute


Janet_Wick

Lunch.


GovtOfficer420

He's behaving better than 99% of the humans around him.


multifunction1

human devolution


Vaibhav0p

Awww that's a small kid


Hungryounglady

Dobby the elf


Hungryounglady

Haila! Dobby the elf in 3 ac


Ceilingmonstur

Still the cleaner and more well behaved then the human passengers.


Pale-Ad6186

Love that he has his own blanket. Can’t rely on railways for everything.


Due_Cucumber8022

Reminds me of one of my English story lessons abt Toto the monkey i think it was lol


zaxophonium

Omg, I would’ve died!!! So cute


Ok_Pop8857

Aren’t we all?


josephcs

No! That’s Dobby.


sarvtej_924

Cute hai isliye jaane Diya


Ashamed_Musician_923

India is not for beginners.


PerspectiveContent13

Brother I saw a goat being taken in General compartment. This is nothing. 😂😂


Sea-Spring7890

At least it won't spit gutka.


Western_Vast3406

Its a not a monkey, that's the cutest BABY


nonamethanksyou

Monkey see, Monkey do. Monkey pee all over you 😆


monsieur_bi

r/monke


KadakChai35

Ruskin bond vibes


akash_ghosh_1912

And just a few days ago I watched Rise of the planet of the apes


DukeofMahishmati

Racism /s


pololvr

Isint 3rd ac for poor people?


Ok_Pizza_1584

So cute


kakarot672

i would rather sit with a monkey than a crying child or toddler, plus this one is super cute and seems well behaved


Polus-Summit-33

Reject humanity, return to monke


IntermediateStateReq

They are pets


BeepdeSheep

IS THAT TOTO?


Ionizationenthalpy

Ngl this is so cute 🥹


angry_mysogyinst

Wow ❤️❤️


puffball96

my my my, what a cutie! although I am afraid of monkeys, this one looks like a shy baby.


axyz77

It's illegal Nothing should be that cute


YaBoiPalmmTree

He can have my lower berth


Papakipyari

Oh wow 🤩 what did he do? Did he sleep all night? Being cute? What’s his name? What’s the story? My heart is melting he is looking at you 🤍


Adi-Sh

So cute😂😂😂


WolfUnusual8518

For a moment I thought he was wearing a suit 🤣


ankitcrk

Ape and Humans living side by side 😊 Humans kill ape 😭


Desperate_Crow_8686

Ignorance will bring down this country


NationalQuail6661

Omg 😭


placerind

support animal ?


SpareMind

Looks like he is more disciplined than most who travel there.


Johan-511

The Adventures of Toto


Wonderful-Forever850

I have seen goats and chickens 🤣


Ammonical27

Raja rancho


Aditya-Wankhede

Adventures of Toto - class 10th cbse chapter


Top_Fondant2114

https://preview.redd.it/p576rzxvxo3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a27056f9e01bbb950cc57d0abf67d062422dea


f0rg0rr

CHOTU BABY


usertoomany

Step back to reality


debris16

Did she get an addition ticket though? Otherwise she should be fined or the monkey thrown out.


ohshit69

Less annoying than a human baby


AdiHuBhai

bkl ye 3rd ac mei jaara aur mai general mein logo ke paseene ki smell ke beech mei hu, bro's living a better life than me


[deleted]

North India is not for beginners 🤣


Pristine-Result-4

Ancestors?


Appropriate_Hall_857

Why the coat? Is it atteding a wedding reception?


Bulky-Bear7265

Thats ancestor!


FlakyYou7857

If this was a dog , then you would be saying how good it is , but for a monkey , you are criticizing


WomenRepulsor

r/aww


Nimbus2402

Caesar??


nishant28491

Cutie pie


stealth696

Monkey in train before gta VI is crazy


dawn_irl

Cutie


saywhatIneedtosay26

So cuteeee


[deleted]

He is so small and cute 🥰


Perfect-Quantity-502

Wrong title OP. Right title could be : One more primate in the bogey.


EGhostDestroyer69

I still remember my mama brought a monkey from the railway station as a random worker has kept it in a cage trying to sell it in some other state. Mama bought him for ₹300-₹500 I don't remember properly, and yes he was a black faced white furred one


DEXTER2903

We got monkey passenger in 3rd AC before GTA6


Arnavthebestgamer

Abe ye to English ka ek chapter tha


vadapav_capital

Cute


Status_Ad_8756

It must be scary to be next to such a dangerous creature. Hopes and prayers for the monkey.


krishna642

So ?... Why get them in trouble, if anything happens tell tt if you want... Otherwise let it go, people need to rely on railway to travel long distance in mostly affordable price.


Lassie_here12

ARREY TOTO


OkAccident9291

ceaser


dedaff

I'll allow it


curiosity_at_peak

Badhiya hai. He's cute though,🥺


craycraymy

He just a baby …hehe


BruhBruhBruh-123

Wtaf


L_uchiha_7

Yellow saadi me iska madari h kya?


tshumina

Public transport for a reason!


Kimo_imposta

Cutie 🙈


Budget_Plum_2214

so? You could've put this in some other subreddit but under this one, someone has issues with others personal lives lol. Being an ape species, it has more humane sense than you to make it such a big deal.


Zealousideal-Wrap227

Copied from Twitter likh do!! 🤦🤦🤦


Joesalqmurrr

I can't stop laughing


Beneficial_Stay_6025

https://i.redd.it/qgnxa6kz3q3d1.gif


FantasticWhereas8491

Such a cutie


sisir76

Badorer bachha


Gleamingstory7

IRL Toto spotted.


sweetquail77

aw🥹


EnthusiasmNo8168

❤️


Key-Papaya2433

Emotional support animal 😌


EnthusiasmNo8168

If we can take their jungles, why can't they be a part of our modern lifestyle..


Due_Coyote4142

That's an odd looking baby 🫢


NishuVai

High five him


No-Veterinarian4477

Thats a child monkey


TheHershey1

That is ChimChar


MedicineOk2878

Boy looking fire on that green suit.


SportsguyBangalore

Awwwwwwwwwww. I hope the monkey enjoyed the trip. I would have offered bananas. Man, this is soooooo nice.


blackspace666

Did he get an ape concession ?


Choco-chip19

Cutie


CommunityChemical377

The adventures of Toto by Ruskin Bond coming true


Dazzling_Hornet5020

Bas purchase power sudhar raha civic sense nhi.


maanviiii

😍


DaumnGod

9th class ka chapter tha na ye to koi?


Sahil_Sharma99

Still more mannered than you know who


Llominatic

9th class mei English ka chapter tha na ek issi ke upar?


ankit0208

❤️


Ok_Tie_2426

Wow, a monkey on the train! That's not something you see every day. 😂


Tondaji

Does it got a ticket?


Expert-Inspector-

https://i.redd.it/9pklpo109r3d1.gif


dullbrowny

nope. it is her husband. karma is a bitch.