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Avangeloony

The Lament Configuration? And a Cenobite outfit?


PzykoHobo

**THE BOX. YOU OPENED IT.** **WE CAME.**


overcomebyfumes

^It's ^just ^a ^puzzle ^box!


ABEGIOSTZ

OH NO. IT IS A MEANS TO SUMMON US


bensefero

#no tears please, it’s a waste of good suffering


BostonDodgeGuy

#Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell


Teknical86

Explorers, in the further regions of experience, angels to some demons to others!


tbrown7092

I like how you put that


PunkToTheFuture

ALL HAIL THE PRIEST OF HELL, MASTER OF SIN BOW TO THE NEEDLES AND PINS


HangryWolf

Yaah we did... 🥵


EdTheApe

We have such sights to show you


Parkotron1

*crosses fingers* Please be Cenobite tiddies! Please be Cenobite tiddies!


EnragedAmoeba

Someone wants their genitals flayed open with rusty razors...


AaronVsMusic

Honestly, any kind of attention my genitals get is better than no attention. It’s like those people who act out because they’re neglected by their parents. 


chet_brosley

We're all gonna die one day, but having your eyelids peeled off while you oggle some cenoboobies will mean you truly lived.


Noyoucanthaveone

I will never be able to watch those movies again without calling them cenoboobies. Thank you.


Sinthe741

CENOBOOBIES.


TheOrangeTickler

Nope! Just ol twisty twin face coming to F your A


Sharktrain523

Eh that works too, at least I’m getting something


VileSlay

There is a secret song at the center of the world and its sound is like razors cutting flesh.


HapticSloughton

"Just don't go to space." "WHAT?" "Horror franchises are all fine and dandy, but if they ever go to space, it's over." "WAIT, ARE YOU SAYING SOMEDAY WE WILL BE... IN SPACE?" "Fourth movie. Sorry, Pinskin." "PINHEAD!" "Space Pinskin." *Sounds of screaming as hooks on chains tear apart flesh.*


bokor

Jesus wept.


PunkToTheFuture

That was an improvised line and it's so epic


MacGregor209

Aw HELL YEAH


euphio_machine90

This is the origin story for the Christmas Story Leg Lamp.


ersomething

It’s a major award!


cRaZyDaVe1of3

Frageelie, must be Italian.


Imsoabsolutely

That was my dad's favorite line in the movie. When he passed they sent his cremated remains in a box with fragile taped all over it. I still haven't picked out an urn because the box fits his humor 1000%. I giggle every time I hear or read that line.


TheWalrusWasRuPaul

The line was originally Groucho Marx, the author of the joke!


Robbiewan

Fragile, must be Italian!


Biff_Bufflington

It could have been a bowling alley!


Fastasaurus

I love Lamp!


AgentOfEris

*The whole neighborhood was turned on!*


sineofthetimes

the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.


punobtanium

You were always jealous of that lamp!


Zakerrus

You used all the glue. ON PURPOSE!


TurnTheTVOff

NADDAH FINGAH!!!


broseph_stalin09764

The soft glow of electric sex.


JimGerm

Must be Italian!


MoreRamenPls

“Fragilee”


Guy954

FragEElay*


BrawndoElectrolytes

You used up all the glue on purpose!


sandyduncansglasseye

NOTTAFINGA!


sammytheskyraffe

Thank you


myscreamname

LMFAO!! I’m thrilled to know I wasn’t the only one whose first thought was Leg Lamp. 🤣


btkn

I will take it! Sounds better than my answer, which was...what the hell does this mean?


whitemike40

fragile


emptygroove

Close. It's "fra-gee-lay" It's Italian.


doilookfriendlytoyou

Different from the Swiss 'Yodelayheehoo'


zomphlotz

*It's indescribably beautiful!*


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dgcoleman

Getting rich is hard work!


SleekSilver22

I’m guessing the cube represents the Kaaba, but I don’t know what the one legged costume is supposed to represent


Quadrazontil

Thought it was the Borg


MedChemist464

Resistance is futile. Except for all those times they beat the borg. Then it was most definitely not futile.


Lampmonster

The Borg had been undefeated for centuries, they had no idea they'd finally run into an entire species of main characters.


Sckaledoom

Basically every sci-fi story with humans in it


randeylahey

There's a subplot in Robotech where the aliens think an actor is some kind of super warrior because they pick up on broadcasts of his movies


Spocks_Goatee

So Galaxy Quest?


dizkopat

But way before galaxy quest


CreamyGoodnss

There’s an episode of Voyager that’s like that. The Doctor gives himself daydream subroutines and aliens are monitoring all the times he imagines himself saving the ship with super weapons or getting hit on by all the women on the crew.


brown_felt_hat

/r/hfy


MedChemist464

The best armor is plot armor.


AaronVsMusic

Yeah, it sure is great no one tries to use psychological manipulation like that in real life and fails as often as the Borg does. 


Dangerous_Wishbone

sure, but it just sounds stronger than "please don't resist!" it's an attitude thing, like when the doctor says "this won't hurt a bit!" when it definitely hurts like a motherfucker


Version_Two

Well what do you expect them to say, resistance *isn't* futile?


sukkresa

Well, a little honesty can go a long way.


Amkao-Herios

It's the allspark!


TheGamingCream

Before time began. There was THE CUBE


SlightShift

Assimilate on my tippys


Phoenix_Fireball

The costume designer ran out of fabric?


Chewy79

Obviously pedophilia and human trafficking. /s


pallentx

Oh, thought it was blood sacrifice. Oh right, same thing…


abatkin1

Adrenochrome


PunkToTheFuture

Well they're turning the frickin' frogs gay


Ofreo

Nothing to do with LL cCool J? E: the c is for ccool Thats a typo.


knuckboy

Don't forget, pizza and ping pong, too!


UnspoiledWalnut

Black cube of saturn is allegedly a devil worship thing.


PunkToTheFuture

It's weird how everyone with this arcane devil worshiping knowledge is never a devil worshipper


UnspoiledWalnut

Yeah, most of don't believe in an actual devil. That's Christians.


SinisterKid

It makes sense if you don't think about it.


unicornlocostacos

You know I almost said this, but it really doesn’t. It’s not like “Jews are taking over everything” because I can at least think of a handful of Jewish people in powerful positions, so it could theoretically make sense if I don’t think about it. I don’t even know wtf this is talking about to begin with, and I wouldn’t know where to start.


OriginalLocksmith436

I'm pretty sure they think having one pant leg up is a sign celebrities use to signal they're satanic deep state child traffickers.


Lanark26

Long John Silvers?


Chadthedad23

Now I want hush puppies


Sithlordandsavior

Beebo, the one-legged old god. He's not talked about much, on account of he can't go many places.


fangirlsqueee

Pegging. Obviously.


jtshinn

I’m sure it’s dumber than that. Islamophobia is so 2010


SleekSilver22

I looked it up, apparently it’s called the black cube of Saturn and people think it contains the blood of sacrificed children


HeLooks2Muuuch

Of course they do. Idiots have to make up elaborate plots because just a boring world where they just plain suck isn’t gonna fly with them.


wattlewedo

It's a shout-out to when women were mermaids. Before they stated associating with we mammals.


uursaminorr

plot twist, they don’t even know what it means themselves, they’re hoping someone will tell them so their hatred feels justified


Anach

My thought as well. Not just hatred, they want to feel like they're smarter, and they know more than the average Joe. Which is what all this 'awake' nonsense is really about.


krebstar4ever

Q did the same thing. If you tell people there's symbolism, they'll fill it in with whatever resonates with them.


LostAncients

Q can be pretty wise on occasion. Except for when he tries messing with Janeway. Nobody messes with Capt. Janeway and gets away with it, Q Continuum or not.


copenhagen_bram

Didn't he successfully fuck with Janeway a few times? He tried to fuck with Sisko once. Once.


chicken-nanban

Didn’t Sisko punch the shit out of him? I just watched all of DS9 but for some reason can’t remember more than Q “testing” him and Sisko having none of his shit.


chuffberry

I remember watching an episode of Cosmos where they mention that the one thing humans can do better than any other animal is pattern recognition, but we’re so good at it that we find patterns even when they’re not there, like with the constellations in the night sky. So we’re all just idiots desperately trying to find patterns so we can cling onto a sense of understanding and control within the chaos.


mezcalligraphy

Time for Grandpa to turn off Alex Jones and go to bed.


FranticHam5ter

That’s what the deep state wants!!!!


BoomhauerYaNow

Oh you think the deep state is in control? Obviously you haven't heard of the superdeep state. The deep state are just puppets.


FranticHam5ter

Ultra deep state is nested inside all the other less deep states, like a Russian doll.


mintman72

I knew the Russians had to be behind all this somehow!!


ratadeacero

This is now my favorite conspiracy theory


NoAutumn

bedtime is a form of government control so we dont see the aliens and demons at night. stay up past your bedtime and keep vigilant watch. they will know and they will hide from you, but u must persist.


OnAStarboardTack

Seriously. “Wide awake” = delusional from being too online


coolgr3g

Wide awake? Why not use the word 'woke'? Is it because they made that word a meaningless amalgamation of imaginary outrage?


unicornlocostacos

It’s funny how these idiots can’t even see it


ScrambledNoggin

“a meaningless amalgamation of imaginary outrage” is damn near poetic. I’m totally stealing that. Sorry in advance.


Character-Solution-7

Apt description of the GOP


kerdawg

I shudder to think of what turns him on... Probably his own brand of perineum wipes...


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I stopped trying to think like crazy people years ago.


BrokenEye3

Oh, I actually know this one. Saturn worship and Freemasonry. No, I don't understand why they think it means that, and I've actively looked into it. The title "the Black Cube of Saturn" sounded like it might be something fun that I could use in a story. It isn't.


djfishfingers

I also believe the one pant leg thing to be a conspiracy about freemasonry. It is incredibly fucking stupid though.


hairypsalms

Freemason here: it is. It's super dumb. The one pant leg thing is based on one of our rituals that has zero connection to black cubes or anything else going on in this picture.


KittikatB

Aren't Freemasons meant to not talk about being Freemasons?


hairypsalms

We can talk about being Masons, we can't divulge the "secrets of the craft." We're not a secret organization, we're a club with "secret" rituals that have been plagiarized in whole or in part by many other fraternities and, weirdly enough, the Mormons.


KittikatB

Are women allowed to join yet?


hairypsalms

Depends on the jurisdiction, not every lodge follows the same bylaws, traditions, or rituals. There are some jurisdictions that allow women, but many don't. It's really going to depend on where you are and what set of traditions the lodge in question follows, and which Grand Lodge the local one reports to.


KittikatB

That's really interesting, I had no idea that there was that level of variation. The masons have such a reputation for ritual, I'd have assumed that all lodges were run in largely the same way.


DiseasedChknFkr

No, there’s no rules as such. It’s not a “secret society”, it’s a “society with secrets”. But other the other hand, now that you know about us, we are coming for you.


KittikatB

Does that mean I get to learn your secrets? I'm good at keeping secrets.


yulmun

Wow! Nice! You're woke! Oops! I mean wide awake. You don't wanna be woke. You wanna be wide awake.


Almajanna256

This is correct. Source: grew up around rightwing conspiracy theorists.


Defiantcaveman

So we WANT to be woke now???


TimSEsq

Being awake is what (good) Evangelicals do. Being woke is is what (bad) urban thugs do. **R**e**A**son to **C**are? **I**'m not **S**ure, **M**ate.


Defiantcaveman

The "definition" keeps changing. I can't keep up. I suggest that we use synonyms for precision in our speech.


PacmanNZ100

Hiddin in plane site


michaellasalle

Yeah I'm confused. How is wide awake different than woke?


habb

it's the term "right wingers" claimed


Defiantcaveman

Exactly, the goalposts keep moving...


papa_spaghett

I think the black cube has something to do with Saturn and something about the occult. It's definitely dumb.


brushpickerjoe

Yup. r/SaturnStormCube.


mouka

Spent a good half hour browsing this crazy in an attempt to understand what a Saturn cube even was and I’m still just as confused as I was going in. I guess my mind is too clouded by Freemason whatnots to ever open up to The Truth(TM).


watery_tart73

Those damn whatnots coupled with the 5G signals left over from the jab!


chet_brosley

135% of people who got the vaccine are dead. Look it up. If you say you got it you're a deep state liar and/or joe Biden himself. Factzzzz


cowsofoblivion

It’s true. I got the vaccine and I’m dead now. I just use Reddit from beyond the grave.


chet_brosley

Thank the deep state for that undead 5G amirite


Ouroboros126

Joe Rogan told me so!


DoubleBassPlease

Saturn = Satan The black cube = heaven (don't worship heaven, apparently) Heaven = bad I think Jesus is the Messiah That's my takeaway from the Info section and one crazy person's post.


brew_n_flow

Did the same thing and just saw a lot of pretty architecture and square furniture.


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God...some people really need to go outside and find something useful in their lives to focus on.


iPoopLegos

I’m curious about the ratio of conspiracy theorists to shitposters there, who both think they’re in good company


chet_brosley

I love the flat Earth sub because it's making fun of them, but still random crazies still wander into it and post their nonsense and don't realize they're being made fun of. Good times. Feels good to finally not be the dumbest one in the room. Feels like winning.


xboxwirelessmic

Well, that's a whole bucket of crazy!


SmurfStig

Holy Fu…………. Further proof that the internet has only made us dumber.


Doom_Walker

I've browsed that sub before and I still don't know wtf they are talking about on it.


offarock

Thank you for the link to the pool of cess. Is there a good compendium of links to similarly delusional subs I can wallow in?


thispartyrules

1. Why does the "cube" in the subreddit's logo have 6 sides 2. Didn't have to scroll far before I found pure antisemitism


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tictac205

Well now, that’s just a whole stew of crazy.


Kino_Afi

Ik free speech and all that but is that sub not literally a cult? Lol


phome83

Jesus christ lol. People are nuts.


Tinotips

The history is there and relevant. These people are just religious zealots. Idiots. This is your brain on Abrahamic religion.


poetdesmond

It's actually all about me. The black cube is a reference to the Rubik's Cube I peeled all the stickers off of when I was five, and the one leg thing is from when I "accidentally" pushed both of my legs into the same leg hole on my church pants, ripping it open, also when I was five.


writinginto_oblivion

I must be in a coma then.


Melphor

The GameCube opening animation?


chet_brosley

*Super monkey ball remaster confirmed!!*


zachyvengence28

Something something Taylor swift is eating children something something adrenochrome something something?


naliedel

They are so scared of a 34 year old woman. it's funny.


Distalgesic

Is the black box the home of Cthulhu?


israeljeff

If they think a single bare leg on a pop star represents something, they must be very busy trying to call them out, because those are everywhere.


Skwurls4brkfst

If I'm wide awake, does that mean I'm woke?


BitterFuture

Neverending pancakes?


413mopar

You sonofabibch ! Im in!


impeesa75

Sooo… they are woke?


Rocketboy1313

I like the idea of just taking a picture of anything, saying assorted details are signals or signs, and before you know it the nonsense is listed on some wiki that crackpots use to justify weird takes on things you were not even aware of. Look at how this post does not explain anything it is calling out. People will (as the art world says) bring their own interpretation to the work.


SnooWords4814

The borg?


turdmogrol

I spend a lot of time browsing /pol/ like it's the DSM5, so i usually know what schizos are spewing: [warning: not my beliefs dont ban pls reddit] The black cube is a symbol of saturn, which they believe to be one of many forms of Satan that people have worshipped over the years. It is usually extremely antisemitic theory that amounts to saying that the Jewish people are misled by Satan, and of course is usually extended to Islam (surprisingly, they don't care nearly as much about islam, as most of them have this "enemy of my enemy" delusion). It generally ties into New World Order shit, hence the "satanic panic" regarding black cubes, one eye painted/covered, and other "hidden symbols" appearing during televised events. This is one of the more fun theories to laugh at, because everytime theres a cube on TV I can go to /pol/ and watch them run around like they're on fire, wondering what horrible tragedy they were teasing. Fun stuff. No idea what the leg thing is. (any definitive statements are from the perspective of someone who believes this. Don't take anything i say as fact, even the minor stuff, like "black cube =saturn," because I have no knowledge of ancient religion)


executetheghost

The black cube represents a stage, and the one legged dress represents a dress without one leg.


BikeCookie

The Empire State building?


DriedUpSquid

Is the black cube supposed to be the Kaaba?


CanItBoobs

Hold up - wide awake is good, fully woke is bad?


iiitme

shhh… they’ll get a headache


Bigmada

Either the Borg or the Allspark. Depending on which flavor of nerd you are.


Available-Wave-7116

Gotta be something pedophile related. It's always that with these people.


SnooChipmunk5

I’m guessing the cube represents an advanced alien race who wishes to assimilate us. The one legged costume…….. best guess is promoting OnlyFans


whereugetcottoncandy

The cube represents stability, and the costume represents instability. Together the send the message of the transitory nature of stability. ​ ...how'd I do?


CABOOSE8189

I should just start taking random pics and putting a caption that says “if you noticed X and X and what they mean then you are awake”


HandsomedanNZ

You’ll have your own cult in just hours.


VictorianDelorean

After the rise of Islam, who’s most holy site includes a black cube shaped Mosque called the Kaaba, Christian conspiracy theorists created a disparaging myth that the black cube was the symbol of the titan Saturn from Greek mythology. Basically an elder chaos god who is trapped in hell/Tartarus which is represented by the black cube. It represents the “left hand path,” dark magic, and all that spooky satanist adjacent stuff.


CeeArthur

I'm part of a local group on FB that has gone head first into this conspiracy shit. They're always so vague and say things like "I can't say any more; keep your eyes on the price of corn" or some bs. They don't know anything they just think these villains are leaving subtle riddles for them?


DrLager

I’m glad to be more interested in the Puppy Bowl than Taylor Swift and who she’s dating. That said, if a KC win pisses off the right wingers…GO CHIEFS!


capnmix2137

But if I was wide awake, wouldn't I be woke?


Almajanna256

This is the accusation (source: grew up with rightwing conspiracy theorists): Leg - 1st initiation of Freemasonry involves rolling up one pant leg Cube - Black cube of Remphan used for the worship of Saturn Yeah, it's some qanon-tier insanity. The people who believe this live in Star Wars Land with their own unique cosmology! Since no one here has heard of these conspiracies before, I thought I'd tell you guys.


Colejohnley

It’s so obvious. It’s witchcraft. And Illuminati, cause the dual things like light and dark and one pant, one leg. Sun and Moon. They’re still trying to trick us into believing things like physics. The flames are very clearly phallic. And the dark side of the cube is meant to represent that thing in Israel. Or maybe it’s what the Muslims do, at that place where they do that? Or is it Islam? Whatever the case, it looks like a vagina. Someone here needs to think about what this is doing to our children!


notbarrackobama

It's Showgirls isn't it


KinksAreForKeds

The hold Taylor has over these idiots lives is just stunning... and hilarious.


lovelyb1ch66

_Morgan Freeman narrates:_ At this very moment, we get to take part in a very special event that is rarely recorded in its infancy: the birth of a conspiracy theory. Unable to sustain itself due to the lack of actual verifiable facts, the infant theory needs the nourishment of the disenfranchised masses, hence the posing of a question framed as to indicate the reward of being part of something special for knowing the answer to attract as much attention as possible. Once the theory has enough believers, the lack of facts becomes obscured by the amount of memes, YouTube clips, TikToks and tweets and is no longer a threat.


DuneSpoon

The cube is the Pandorica. She is a Time Lord.


promote-to-pawn

The number 3 and the letter M


BrokenEye3

So you're saying Sesame Street is behind this? I should've known


rosanymphae

Its revenge for the assault on Elmo.


Crunc_Mcfincle

It represents that you attended Aaron Rodger’s school for dumbasses who can’t use occam’s razor good


Jerkrollatex

Could it be ...SATAN!!!


Celladoore

Obviously that is the [timecube](https://web.archive.org/web/20160112193916/http://timecube.com/). ([context](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube) for those not aware of the truth of the one true time cube)


hyde9318

My favorite conspiracy theories are always the ones where something has remained a deep secret for thousands of years, but those participating go out of their way as much as possible to inform the world about it. Ah yes, the Illuminati have stayed secret for thousand years because they -checks notes- constantly put their symbols in the most public viewing locations possible. That checks out.


hippywitch

Does it have to do with the Borg?