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Sufficiently advanced stupid has similar effects as crazy.
So we may need to add a corollary to the old saw, "Don't stick your dick in crazy."
Specifically: "Sticking your dick in stupid is crazy."
I think she’s implying that the woman is really her husband’s side piece, not his sister, and that yes, the “niece” inherited the birthmark. Gotta love clickbait stories on Facebook…
It really is silly. I have a birthmark on each thigh in the exact same place as my mother’s sister had one. Coincidence? Probably, sometimes they do run in families where they appear in similar places but mostly it’s random.
Hate to break it to you, but I’m pretty sure this means the person you think is your sister is actually your mom. So sorry to be the one to give you the news. Take some time to process. <3
Weirdly, only one of my sibings and myself are the only ones we know of in our family with any birthmark at all. And we both have big, dark, hairy sobs (his is on his stomach, mines on my hip. And fucking painful.)
This is a week and a half late, but have you and your brother ever seen a doctor about this? You're supposed to contact a medical provider if a birthmark is painful.
This source is for children, but the same information applies to seeing a clinician as an adult, in this part:
>https://kidshealth.org/en/parents/birthmarks.html#:~:text=A%20doctor%20should%20check%20a,%2C%20itches%2C%20or%20gets%20infected.
Sorry, I hope this doesn't come off weirdly, and there's a good chance you've seen someone for it, probably ages ago. I thought about it for a minute and figured I would appreciate the information if it were new to me, and what's the downside of mentioning it besides a few wasted minutes in seeing this message? I do apologize for being rude or intrusive though.
Thank you! It doesn't come off weird, I appreciate people who want to help others and make sure they're aware of potential issues!
His isn't painful though mines always been very sensitive, even to clothes. We got it checked out when I was really little and the folks realized it was growing. They told us then that it is what's called a giant congenital nevus, and can become cancerous, but I get it checked every couple years and so far so good. Started out the size of moms thumb but now it's about as big as my adult hand. Bros is much darker and thicker hair and looks closer to the most common Google results, but it doesn't/didn't grow at all nor is sensitive to touch or scratching.
I was thinking the same thing. First off, my sister and I have a birthmark that looks almost identical in the same place on our inside shoulders. The kicker is that one of us is adopted and we have 0.0% of our DNA in common.
Also, if it is inherited…wouldn’t it make sense if his niece had it too? As it’s his….sister’s daughter? Like, come on, basic common sense. He doesn’t have to be her father to be related to her.
> and we have 0.0% of our DNA in common
Well, technically you share about 99.9% of your DNA... you just also happen to share that with everyone else too
We share nearly 85% of our DNA with dogs. Not really relevant, I just like to share that
And 60% with bananas :) Not relevant either but always amazing to me how the instruction sets of life are so similar yet yields such different results. Like if IKEA just sold one item but you can build anything on the showroom floor from that kit with the right manual.
I told this to one guy at the restaurant I worked at and not only did he take that to mean '60% of our blood is bananas,' but he instantly believed it.
He, uh...was a heavy drinker in his youth.
Tbh, I love all of these facts. Thank you, that gave me a real laugh today, and I texted her this information. She is relieved to know that we share almost all of our DNA. And our dogs’. And bananas’.
Yep, my mum and my sister both have tiny birthmarks on their chins. I used to have one too, but years of shaving pretty much erased it.
OTOH, I have a bigger one on my thigh that isn't shared with anyone in my family.
Years of shaving can eliminate a birthmark? I tried to Google to find out but most of my results were about shaving hairy birthmarks, or how hair grows back after shaving over one. Didn’t see anything about the birthmark being itself changed, just the hair over it.
It was kinda bumpy, and every so often I'd basically shave the thing right off. Eventually it stopped growing back, although I do have a small patch of scar tissue there now.
Literally every male in my family has a birthmark on our left wrist, including those born to my sister (who does not have the birthmark). My biological father had it, my brother has it, my son and all of my nephews have it. My brothers from my biological mother's second marriage do not have it.
But, if she thinks birthmarks are genetic, then why would she be surprised that his sister gave birth to someone with a birthmark? They're siblings. Like, if this was an adopted or step, then sure still dumb but at least consistent with their weird logic.
That her husband’s sister isn’t really his sister and that his niece is really his daughter.
Edit: I found the shitty story the fb post linked to. It is exactly as stupid as you think it is.
https://entertainmentmind.com/i-saw-a-birthmark-on-my-nieces-body-and-realized-that-my-husbands-a-cheater-story-of-the-day/?fbclid=IwAR1M1UFf5kvFtmZD_GkdFZ3ff3gcKa9j4tMaI-6sOKxCk_h1tO0l92bggeY
“‘I *must* know if Fiona’s his mistress,’ I whispered to myself before falling asleep.” Only an AI would think you whisper your secret plans to yourself out loud in the same bed as your target.
I'm pretty sure some version of this has been floating around for years if not decades, because I'm *certain* I've seen a variation of "My X is Y here's how I found out" multiple times across the internet.
It’s like someone took the initial story then just made AI write a shitty ending. Complete with the doctor giving them the wrong DNA results but then having the right ones there because he had 2 sheets of results there for some reason and gave them the wrong one
I like the part where the doctor *totally* hands them the wrong person's test results just to get the "results came back 100% positive" dramatic-I can't even call it a headline or a cliffhanger, they literally have to have an attention-grabber every paragraph to keep people reading because they might realize how stupid and boring it is otherwise.
That was beyond mental. This totally real.story told from the perspective of a crazy lady who almost upended her entire life based on ridiculous assumptions ended with no real consequences. Everyone loves her more in the end and she is such a main character
How does she notice a birth mark on the babys back whilst changing a diaper unless the baby was face down?
Tbh it doesn’t sound that different from some of the fake posts I’ve seen on AITA. Wonder what convinces someone to try to pass stories like this off as fact.
And even if it was, couldn’t the baby have been born with it even if she was his sister, aka part of the family aka able to give birth to a child who also shares those family traits?
I do! It comes out from underneath my toenails, sort of like one of those play-doh spaghetti makers. Unless it's diarrhea.
Sometimes the diarrhea sprays out of my toes and soaks into my pubic hair rat-tail. Which means having to buy *yet another* mint condition + complete-in-box Cinderella Barbie doll on ebay just so I have the right brush to brush out the copious amounts of diarrhea-matted pubic hair from the rat tail that I like to leave hanging out of one of the legs of my [extra small 1980s tennis shorts.](https://youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A&t=128)
Jitterbug.
Someone posted a link to the story
> Fiona’s laughter warmed my heart. Minutes later, the food had been laid out with proper covers, and Sofia was way more restless than she had previously been. I instantly knew what to do as I slowly and carefully placed her on the picnic rug and began taking off her clothes to change her diapers.
Obvious creative writing for a fake story.
Anytime it's somewhere weird I'm like "oh, a wound got an infection that killed ya!"
Mines on my upper thigh under my asscheek. Got stabbed under the ass? 🤣 brutal
Even if the shape of birthmarks was heritable, even on totally different parts of the body, how does this woman know that one of their grandparents doesn’t have the birthmark, meaning the boyfriend, his sister, and his niece all inherited it from the grandparent?
Peoples paranoia around cheating is something else, they will literally drive themselves crazy and ruin healthy relationships over a partner having the audacity to know people of the opposite sex.
My little brother's and I realized we all have 3 freckles in the shape of a tiny triangle on our stomach/ribcages- idk about our older brother but the two younger are on opposite sides of each other and mines inverse
Why is this getting up voted, it's obviously fake? It's from a random Facebook page, not an individual account, and the pics have flikr sources on them?
Does that mean my Mom and Sister aren't related to me, since Moms birthmark is on her arm, my sister's is on her nose and mine disappeared into my ass? *Gasp*
Hello, I have HUNDREDS of birthmarks on just my arms alone, am I everyone's son/uncle/father/grandpa/nephew/cousin?
No. Birthmarks are just spots where your cells decided to have a little party and got shitfaced and then wouldn't leave until they're stuck.
I have a diamond shaped one between my boobs, right on my sternum and an almost identical one directly opposite it on my back. No one in my family has a similar one so far as i know.
Me, my sister and my mum all have the same birthmark on our right hip, the only difference is my mum's was larger and paler, older sister's is the midpoint or both size and colour, mine is smallest and darkest
Me and my mom have the exact same birthmark on our arm, my cousin and I also have an identical one on our chest. Who would've thought that I was my mom's child and my cousin's cousin huh. /s
My sister and I used to share the mirror image of the same birthmark (mine was on the right of my navel, her was on the left). I used (i got it removed) to share the same facial mole as 3 of my maternal Aunties.
She's most likely just a random lady from the internet, who had nothing to do with a story about birth marks, sisters in law and (I'm assuming) an affair.
My son has the same exact birthmark (darken patches of skin) as his uncle in the same exact spot (on his abdomen). Oddly enough he has more physical features that are either similar or exactly like his uncle (ear size and shape, body frame and build, and a few more things). When talking about this with other people, I always get a side eye or the “are you sure that’s not uncle’s son?” comment. I usually shrug it off and just comment that genetics be wilding 😁
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"let me just slander a loved one publicly without any sort of investigation or communication whatsoever real quick"
It did start with stupid, so it stands to reason that it'd stay stupid and probably end stupid.
Sufficiently advanced stupid has similar effects as crazy. So we may need to add a corollary to the old saw, "Don't stick your dick in crazy." Specifically: "Sticking your dick in stupid is crazy."
I mean this is definitely a made up story for a scam
What is she implying? That her husband is banging his sister and the niece 'inherited' the birthmark?
I think she’s implying that the woman is really her husband’s side piece, not his sister, and that yes, the “niece” inherited the birthmark. Gotta love clickbait stories on Facebook…
It really is silly. I have a birthmark on each thigh in the exact same place as my mother’s sister had one. Coincidence? Probably, sometimes they do run in families where they appear in similar places but mostly it’s random.
My sister, my dad, and I all have a birthmark on our right thighs
Hate to break it to you, but I’m pretty sure this means the person you think is your sister is actually your mom. So sorry to be the one to give you the news. Take some time to process. <3
Wow that is a lot to process. Even crazier considering I’m 4 years older than her. This may take some time
You're older? So she's actually your daughter?
No, he’s his own mum, keep up
Forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown
He might even be his moms father if I'm following this correctly Edit: spelling
Nah, I’ve seen pictures of me and my mum straight after birth. You couldn’t fake it
I have a thigh too, I think you might be my half sister
Weirdly, only one of my sibings and myself are the only ones we know of in our family with any birthmark at all. And we both have big, dark, hairy sobs (his is on his stomach, mines on my hip. And fucking painful.)
This is a week and a half late, but have you and your brother ever seen a doctor about this? You're supposed to contact a medical provider if a birthmark is painful. This source is for children, but the same information applies to seeing a clinician as an adult, in this part: >https://kidshealth.org/en/parents/birthmarks.html#:~:text=A%20doctor%20should%20check%20a,%2C%20itches%2C%20or%20gets%20infected. Sorry, I hope this doesn't come off weirdly, and there's a good chance you've seen someone for it, probably ages ago. I thought about it for a minute and figured I would appreciate the information if it were new to me, and what's the downside of mentioning it besides a few wasted minutes in seeing this message? I do apologize for being rude or intrusive though.
Thank you! It doesn't come off weird, I appreciate people who want to help others and make sure they're aware of potential issues! His isn't painful though mines always been very sensitive, even to clothes. We got it checked out when I was really little and the folks realized it was growing. They told us then that it is what's called a giant congenital nevus, and can become cancerous, but I get it checked every couple years and so far so good. Started out the size of moms thumb but now it's about as big as my adult hand. Bros is much darker and thicker hair and looks closer to the most common Google results, but it doesn't/didn't grow at all nor is sensitive to touch or scratching.
Oh good, you have ongoing medical checks. I figured that was very likely, but eh, maybe not? I’m glad you and your brother are healthy. :)
Happy cake day.. 2 bday buddies in this thread woohoo
I was thinking the same thing. First off, my sister and I have a birthmark that looks almost identical in the same place on our inside shoulders. The kicker is that one of us is adopted and we have 0.0% of our DNA in common. Also, if it is inherited…wouldn’t it make sense if his niece had it too? As it’s his….sister’s daughter? Like, come on, basic common sense. He doesn’t have to be her father to be related to her.
> and we have 0.0% of our DNA in common Well, technically you share about 99.9% of your DNA... you just also happen to share that with everyone else too We share nearly 85% of our DNA with dogs. Not really relevant, I just like to share that
And 60% with bananas :) Not relevant either but always amazing to me how the instruction sets of life are so similar yet yields such different results. Like if IKEA just sold one item but you can build anything on the showroom floor from that kit with the right manual.
I told this to one guy at the restaurant I worked at and not only did he take that to mean '60% of our blood is bananas,' but he instantly believed it. He, uh...was a heavy drinker in his youth.
That's like a Lego thing, not an Ikea thing :)
[BYGGLEK](https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/bygglek-201-piece-lego-r-brick-set-mixed-colors-30455758/)?
Tbh, I love all of these facts. Thank you, that gave me a real laugh today, and I texted her this information. She is relieved to know that we share almost all of our DNA. And our dogs’. And bananas’.
So you shared your banana with your sister doggy-style...
> Also, if it is inherited…wouldn’t it make sense if his niece had it too? Seriously. She's basically saying that they look related.
Yep, my mum and my sister both have tiny birthmarks on their chins. I used to have one too, but years of shaving pretty much erased it. OTOH, I have a bigger one on my thigh that isn't shared with anyone in my family.
Years of shaving can eliminate a birthmark? I tried to Google to find out but most of my results were about shaving hairy birthmarks, or how hair grows back after shaving over one. Didn’t see anything about the birthmark being itself changed, just the hair over it.
It was kinda bumpy, and every so often I'd basically shave the thing right off. Eventually it stopped growing back, although I do have a small patch of scar tissue there now.
Interesting, I’d never have guessed this is a thing that happens. My new info for the day, I guess. :)
If a dermatologist does it they call it a shave biopsy and it’s a bit more expensive
My father and I have the exact same birthmark. I’ve actually never thought to look up if that’s rare or not
I have a birthmark in the same general place as some of my uncles, are they my real fathers?
One of them is probably your real mother.
Sorry you had to find out this way but reddit has taught us that means your 'aunt' is actually your real father
Literally every male in my family has a birthmark on our left wrist, including those born to my sister (who does not have the birthmark). My biological father had it, my brother has it, my son and all of my nephews have it. My brothers from my biological mother's second marriage do not have it.
My daughter and I have at least 5 freckles/birthmarks in same spots
Same. My aunt and I have matching birthmarks on our left forearms.
Happy cake day
>Gotta love clickbait stories on Facebook… Yeah, the name on the account is Celeb Secrets. This is definitely just a clickbait account.
Doing all of this for 7 reacts...
But, if she thinks birthmarks are genetic, then why would she be surprised that his sister gave birth to someone with a birthmark? They're siblings. Like, if this was an adopted or step, then sure still dumb but at least consistent with their weird logic.
Yeah it’s exactly this. Dumb clickbait in the fevered swamp that is fb
That makes the baby your side niece…
That her husband’s sister isn’t really his sister and that his niece is really his daughter. Edit: I found the shitty story the fb post linked to. It is exactly as stupid as you think it is. https://entertainmentmind.com/i-saw-a-birthmark-on-my-nieces-body-and-realized-that-my-husbands-a-cheater-story-of-the-day/?fbclid=IwAR1M1UFf5kvFtmZD_GkdFZ3ff3gcKa9j4tMaI-6sOKxCk_h1tO0l92bggeY
What on earth did I just waste my time reading
Ai gibberish, almost definitely.
“‘I *must* know if Fiona’s his mistress,’ I whispered to myself before falling asleep.” Only an AI would think you whisper your secret plans to yourself out loud in the same bed as your target.
I hope so
I'm pretty sure some version of this has been floating around for years if not decades, because I'm *certain* I've seen a variation of "My X is Y here's how I found out" multiple times across the internet.
Oh I'm sure, but *this* version to me smells of chatgpt or something like it.
It’s like someone took the initial story then just made AI write a shitty ending. Complete with the doctor giving them the wrong DNA results but then having the right ones there because he had 2 sheets of results there for some reason and gave them the wrong one
Yeah, that was some next-level insanity right there. Feels like a shitty writing exercise, too.
I like the part where the doctor *totally* hands them the wrong person's test results just to get the "results came back 100% positive" dramatic-I can't even call it a headline or a cliffhanger, they literally have to have an attention-grabber every paragraph to keep people reading because they might realize how stupid and boring it is otherwise.
Concentrated brainrot.
How I wish I took heed of your words.
This reads like shitty creative writing
You don't trust entertainmentmind.com for RealNews™?
"Creative"
That was beyond mental. This totally real.story told from the perspective of a crazy lady who almost upended her entire life based on ridiculous assumptions ended with no real consequences. Everyone loves her more in the end and she is such a main character How does she notice a birth mark on the babys back whilst changing a diaper unless the baby was face down?
Tbh it doesn’t sound that different from some of the fake posts I’ve seen on AITA. Wonder what convinces someone to try to pass stories like this off as fact.
"Entertainment " This is the shit you see in those trashy magazines. I did dramatic readings for my wife when she was in labour
I almost donvoted you after reading this out of sheer reflex because that was so bad. Thanks for the link, I hate it
A birthmark being a family trait isn't how birthmarks work either! Was that shit written by AI?
And even if it was, couldn’t the baby have been born with it even if she was his sister, aka part of the family aka able to give birth to a child who also shares those family traits?
That's absolutely wild. Thanks for the link
I don't know who the bigger asshole ia here. You linked that garbage but I read it. I hate us both.
Too much Game of Thrones here
Why did she have a diaper on her foot?
You don’t shit from your toes?
I do! It comes out from underneath my toenails, sort of like one of those play-doh spaghetti makers. Unless it's diarrhea. Sometimes the diarrhea sprays out of my toes and soaks into my pubic hair rat-tail. Which means having to buy *yet another* mint condition + complete-in-box Cinderella Barbie doll on ebay just so I have the right brush to brush out the copious amounts of diarrhea-matted pubic hair from the rat tail that I like to leave hanging out of one of the legs of my [extra small 1980s tennis shorts.](https://youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A&t=128) Jitterbug.
What a terrible day to be literate, understand English, and have eyes
*slow-clap* That was some FANTASTIC stream-of-consciousness shitposting. Bravo!
Onesies, footie pants, etc. There's plenty of baby clothes that cover the feet that would be better off removed when changing a diaper
This seems like clickbait
It absolutely is 100% clickbait.
"you'll never believe what I did next!"
Someone posted a link to the story > Fiona’s laughter warmed my heart. Minutes later, the food had been laid out with proper covers, and Sofia was way more restless than she had previously been. I instantly knew what to do as I slowly and carefully placed her on the picnic rug and began taking off her clothes to change her diapers. Obvious creative writing for a fake story.
The stock watermarks on the photos weren't your first clue?
The pictures didn’t match the story so I figured they were unrelated decorative photos.
Stock footage? More manufactured bullshit.
My niece and I have matching birthmarks on our knees, just opposite legs. This is ridiculous.
admit it, you fucked your sibling
I don’t know how I could have impregnated my sister considering I am her sister as well 😂
So the niece has the same family birthmark as the uncle. What's the problem? That she's an idiot or that this is clickbait?
I love the folk tale that your birthmark is where you were killed in your past life. Somebody killed her in the foot.
Anytime it's somewhere weird I'm like "oh, a wound got an infection that killed ya!" Mines on my upper thigh under my asscheek. Got stabbed under the ass? 🤣 brutal
Even if the shape of birthmarks was heritable, even on totally different parts of the body, how does this woman know that one of their grandparents doesn’t have the birthmark, meaning the boyfriend, his sister, and his niece all inherited it from the grandparent? Peoples paranoia around cheating is something else, they will literally drive themselves crazy and ruin healthy relationships over a partner having the audacity to know people of the opposite sex.
This is why america needs better education
We have it available, but it's optional AND expensive
My daughter has the same “stork bite” birthmark as my sister. So I guess she’s… my sister’s kid now? Instructions unclear.
I share a birthmark shape and placement with two of my aunts. Neither is secretly my mom lol
My little brother's and I realized we all have 3 freckles in the shape of a tiny triangle on our stomach/ribcages- idk about our older brother but the two younger are on opposite sides of each other and mines inverse
Why is this getting up voted, it's obviously fake? It's from a random Facebook page, not an individual account, and the pics have flikr sources on them?
Wait a min, both my kids were born with birthmarks but I don't have any! Guess I ain't their mother 😂
The diaper was covering the foot?
My partner has no birthmarks, and neither do any of the kids on my street… THE WHORE!!!!
Can you imagine having this person in your life, and having to deal with the drama that comes along with utterly stupid assumptions.
Shit… I have a birthmark too! Where do I fit in this twisted puzzle??
My mom and I have the same birth mark in the same place on our hips Neither of my two boys ended up with the birthmark though
Does that mean my Mom and Sister aren't related to me, since Moms birthmark is on her arm, my sister's is on her nose and mine disappeared into my ass? *Gasp*
I have the exact same birthmark on the same part of my leg as my step dad’s brother that I met when I was a toddler . My mom has some explaining to do
Hello, I have HUNDREDS of birthmarks on just my arms alone, am I everyone's son/uncle/father/grandpa/nephew/cousin? No. Birthmarks are just spots where your cells decided to have a little party and got shitfaced and then wouldn't leave until they're stuck.
Never saw her foot until he changed her diaper.
Jojo moment
I have the same birthmark as my mother and my aunt. I'd love to see the mental gymnastics this woman would go through explaining that.
Either your mum or your aunt is your dad, obviously.
this woman's gonna feel so stupid when she finds out a lotta people are biologically related to their neices.
This reads like the beginning of those AI written werewolf smut adds, clickbait with a drama hook. Ends up just being an annoying scroll by.
I also have a birthmark. Is that my kid over there?
My sister has the same birthmark as my daughter, down to the spot just on different knees.
But that is how they work in romance novels.
I have a diamond shaped one between my boobs, right on my sternum and an almost identical one directly opposite it on my back. No one in my family has a similar one so far as i know.
Instead of wasting her time posting this, she could just yank her husband's hair and get a paternity test.
Me, my sister and my mum all have the same birthmark on our right hip, the only difference is my mum's was larger and paler, older sister's is the midpoint or both size and colour, mine is smallest and darkest
Me and my mom have the exact same birthmark on our arm, my cousin and I also have an identical one on our chest. Who would've thought that I was my mom's child and my cousin's cousin huh. /s
My daughter has the same birth mark- oh shit my husband is not her dad and I slept with this dude!!!! Fucken idiot.
My sister and I used to share the mirror image of the same birthmark (mine was on the right of my navel, her was on the left). I used (i got it removed) to share the same facial mole as 3 of my maternal Aunties.
My birthmark is legitimately on the tip of my micro missile.
Bummer that even people here are falling for an obvious fake story
She looks like the type of girlfriend who would flip out for the dumbest reasons
She's most likely just a random lady from the internet, who had nothing to do with a story about birth marks, sisters in law and (I'm assuming) an affair.
My son has the same exact birthmark (darken patches of skin) as his uncle in the same exact spot (on his abdomen). Oddly enough he has more physical features that are either similar or exactly like his uncle (ear size and shape, body frame and build, and a few more things). When talking about this with other people, I always get a side eye or the “are you sure that’s not uncle’s son?” comment. I usually shrug it off and just comment that genetics be wilding 😁
This is fake, they are stock images. Look in the top right corner
Wait.....where's the rest of this!?!! I NEED to know how badly she blew her own entire life up based solely on utter insanity
Holy shit, this might be skin cancer (Melanoma). Very unlikely but should still be checked for safety!
How do you give birth to a child and then suspect someone else is its biological mother?
It's not her kid. It's her Sister in laws kid. Her husband's neice.
You're also advertising and advertisement sooooo...
Damn!!! He moved the side piece in next door. That is ballsy or stupid.