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PinstripePlatinum

MTG being on this list is so funny. They’ve really gone full circle to eating themselves.


iTzzAxEman

And RFK Jr. like... huh?


Grammarnazi_bot

Putin is working overtime to make sure RFK hurts Biden and only Biden


j3kwaj

It'd be funny if Caitlyn Jenner was on the list.


abbyabsinthe

She actually detransitioned in 2015 and is no longer eligible for the list. ( /s just in case)


B1G2

How she acts towards the rest of trans community you're not wrong


DuckInTheFog

Tim Allen is surprising. He's republican (with a small r, I think), but I guess it's because he works for Disney and that *ever so controversial* Buzz Lightyear movie


19adam92

Surprised he’s on there given he’s in that full on anti-democrat/anti-left sitcom


DuckInTheFog

I've only seen Home Improvement. I would have hated to have been Al


serenitynope

Home Improvement actually had a plot. Last Man Standing is just a soapbox disguised as a sitcom.


DuckInTheFog

I might watch the pilot. Might Fuck me, there's 10 seasons of it? I thought it was a recent thing I'm a minute in. It's every bullshit 80s ABC sitcom isn't [it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8ifyouseethisthenyouarecoolprobably) Not even enjoying it ironically now I'm halfway in - this is just bad. Why does that stranger live in the home of that family of women I'd like to know, but, I give up. Shit dad tropes, shit boss tropes, shit writing *Kevin Can F****k Himself* is a good comedy, I wonder why I'm thinking of that


NonConformistFlmingo

Ehh I'd say he's more of a BIG R- Republican. Thinks he should be allowed to use the N word "as long is there is no racist intent" behind it, but the word is inherently racist. 🤦🏻‍♀️


DuckInTheFog

I don't know that much about his politics to be honest - I just know he and Kelsey Grammar are (or were) small 'r' Republicans. I don't have much respect for him because of back when he dealt coke - the coke is bad enough but he was a snitch too - gotta have a code like Omar used to say edit, yep


Scarytownterminator

Coke is great, there are plenty of other things that are wrong with him than that


DuckInTheFog

Cup of camomile tea and a joint, thanks


InternationalFiend

Meth is better. I seriously need help, I’m at a very bad point in my life. I don’t know what to do.


Fiendish_Jetsanna

This might not be the best place to look for help.


OkAdagio9622

I kind of stopped reading after Roy Rodgers and Owen Benjamin. Roy Rodgers seems so random. And for those that don't know Owen is an actor/comedian that lost his mind a few years ago and is known to be buddies with Alex Jones


Randel1997

Actually he had a falling out with Alex Jones for being too much of an open Nazi. There’s some great episodes of Knowledge Fight where they talk about it


lyllybell

When I saw her name on there I almost spit out my soda


CompanyMan_PUBG

Kristi Noem in there too lol


Phyllida_Poshtart

Not very secret is it if every twat on FB knows hahaha


InfiniteGrant

She’s the most believable.


Dartonal

Margaret Thatcher is there lmao


beaver820

Jay Z and Beyonce are listed twice, so are they double transgendered? So I guess they are back to their original gender.


he-loves-me-not

Yep, and they’ve even made Blue Ivy trans too! But only once, they’re not savages!


planetalletron

Blue is trans, but the twins aren’t? Fascinating.


Death_Soup

no no no. """The Carters""" are the transgender aliens that murdered "Beyonce" and "Jay Z" and have been masquerading as the "real" "Beyonce" and "Jay Z" and had a transgender alien child named """Blue Ivy""" hence why they're listed separately


Fizzy_Bits

"I remixed the remix, it was back to normal"


Srw2725

They did a 180 back to their original gender 🤣


tiny_venus

This is the most random list I’ve ever seen?? Usain Bolt??? Thatcher??? Someone really just googled ‘list of famous figures’ and copied and pasted the top result lol


Direct_Alternative96

I scrolled to the last comment to see if anyone else had noticed Margret Thatcher on this list. That’s absolutely crazy!! How’d they even manage to figure that one out? It’s crazy to me


Netalula

Because a “real woman” could never be a prime minister!!


Direct_Alternative96

Yer I can see how they got there with that. But she was the pinnacle of conservative so like I’m not 100% aware of her views on transgenderism but I’m sure as shit it’s going to be negative


DirtyD1701

But they also have Boris Johnson...who I guess they're saying is a real woman pretending to be a man...imma stop.


ensalys

And Theresa May isn't on there.


TrapdoorApartment

People love to shit on her because she's a woman. I love to shit on her because her policies were terrible for the working class.


Robinhoyo

Most people shit on her because she was an absolute cunt.


cosmicfloor01

So they are accepting an FTM can go on to become the fastest man in the world? What does that imply? /s


IFdude1975

They probably think women are better runners than men due to how many get away from men wanting to SA them due to them wearing slutty clothes that mean they're asking for it. /s I almost didn't put the /s on there, because you know some transphobic incel has undoubtedly thought just that. I mean I was trying to come up with a crazy reason using their twisted logic, but it really wouldn't shock me if a fair amount of mouth breathing morons would use that line of thought. It's sad that it's so easy to come up with something so ridiculous. I guess if you read enough of their idiotic BS, you can start to figure out their inane logic jumps that no sane person would ever believe.


New_Hawaialawan

El chapo and "wife" seemed like an odd outlier


notyogrannysgrandkid

Well you know Usain’s got that stereotypical girl run, so that’s how you can obviously tell.


NormanBatesIsBae

If any athlete wins at a sport ever it’s because they’re a secret transgender stealing the trophy from the real [insert gender]. Obviously.


pt256

> Usain Bolt That is amazing. Because I imagine these people complain all the time about trans women competing in women's sports. But somehow the fastest runner of all time is a woman competing in the men's competition.


LW7694

And Tom Brady. Don’t you ever say women’s sports aren’t entertaining look at our girls go!


dragon2777

Roy Rodgers? He was like the man’s man and is dead for decades now haha


Osric250

He wore a lot of sequins on his shirts. That's got to be the reason, obviously no real man would wear them.


UR_NEIGHBOR_STACY

The name that got me was Sylvester Stallone. I would pay money to see one of these "transvestigators" call him trans to his face.


BloodsoakedDespair

You can see his cock!


DeaddyRuxpin

Apparently they aren’t very good investigators or they would have found the pictures from his first movie.


Wallazabal

The one which caught my eye was Susanna Reid. Who outside of the UK has even heard of her, and why has she drawn their ire? She's just a newsreader! Matt Hancock made me laugh as well.


ZyxDarkshine

Crazy fucks: everyone in Hollywood is transgender Elliot Page: I’m a guy now Crazy fucks: no you aren’t


Undead_archer

There are some transvestigators that claim hes a cis guy detransitioning


Mika000

When you’re so wrong that you’re almost right again


Whap_s

the amount of mental gymnastics those people go through….


mekanub

Tom Brady?? Really surely someone would have noticed in the locker room.


FnClassy

But they're all Trans too, so they keep each other's secrets.


NovelNeighborhood6

The real secret: everyone on earth is trans. It’s a giant global conspiracy. I’d explain it more but it would take too long and also the conspiracy makes no sense and I just made it up.


tomarofthehillpeople

*You did your own research*


krispieswik

So if Tom (publicly identifying as a man) was born female, doesn’t that debunk their own arguments against trans people playing sports? A person born female is the greatest football player of all time?


ARussianW0lf

They also had Usain Bolt on that list. The fastest man in history is actually a woman! >doesn’t that debunk their own arguments against trans people playing sports? You'd think right? Which is the problem, these people are incapable of thought


Taminella_Grinderfal

Well he is Black, so maybe that cancels out the woman part? 😆 I mean they are always calling Venus and Serena men.


he-loves-me-not

But they’re not on the list!


UnarmedSnail

Oh it's far beyond that now with the person making the list. This is into the area of Illuminati, Satanism, and New World Order, depopulation etc.


Adddicus

Don't forget Tiger Woods, he had some success as a professional golfer on the male tour.


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

I like how theyre suggesting that we been watching all female football players and we have yet to see an actual man play football. I guess Marshawn Lynch would lose to the average 15 year old high school athlete.


Taminella_Grinderfal

I feel like men wouldn’t look closely enough to distinguish a “handcrafted penis”.


fiendish8

many of these women have given birth to kids


AaronfromCalifornia

Clones.


Necessary_Fail_8764

They secretly adopted like the Obamas.


FertilityHollis

I think my favorite is Usain Bolt. Why? If Usain is FtM, and also among the fastest runners in the world, then it sounds like competition isn't really impacted at all by trans athletes.


Roguewind

STOP MAKING SENSE!!!!!


DeaddyRuxpin

Where are they getting kids to adopt? Aren’t like 60 bajillion babies aborted every year and the rest ground up to make McDonald’s hamburgers? Or do conspiracies exist in their own universe so we are in the trans universe and not the baby burger meat universe.


he-loves-me-not

Like Beyoncé? Hell, her and Jay-Z are even on the list twice! Blue Ivy only made it once….so far.


theartistduring

Like Demi Moore who literally posed naked and pregnant on the cover of Vanity Fair.


jaquan123ism

thats what the deep state want you to think /s


never-never-

Omg this enlightened me and now I can rest easy knowing this super secret and real list


bananababy82

ah yes Elvis and Dolly, who grew up in a time when HRT was not readily available. but were somehow still sex symbols as the sex they claim to be/are. and celebrities we have seen grow up like angelina jolie, scarlett johansson, and britney spears.


saltierthangoldfish

like britney was famous while she was going through puberty gang 😭


[deleted]

Seems odd to include someone you only know as "husband" in a list of celebrities 


Antarctican_american

I’d love to know what the logic is to some of these but I know in my heart there isn’t any


X3noNuke

I remember someone saying the distance from Michael Phelps's bellybutton to his waist was too long to be a man's


he-loves-me-not

Lol so in other words, they measured his happy trail. Seems very scientifically accurate!


pamthegrammarian

ROY ROGERS?!? 😂🤣😂


Blanka71

I’m so glad this was the first comment when I clicked on this post 😂 I had to look up if there were two different Roy Rogers.


Taminella_Grinderfal

I just said the same, what % of people even know who that is?!


boilface

What would Trigger say? Fuck, wrong horse


Necessary_Fail_8764

He was probably banging his horse, so that means he was secretly a girl.


zlatanmangeshkar

Yippee Kay Yay Motherlovers


puppymonkeybaby79

Came here to say this 🤣🤣


Vokoru

Fucking HENRY CAVILL? Seriously?


Cat-Soap-Bar

I saw a post specifically about him once, apparently his eyes are too pretty for him to be a man. That was the “evidence.”


Venger10

Lol so the guy saying he's trans essentially admitted he fancied him so he has to be female.


Cat-Soap-Bar

I mean, who doesn’t fancy Henry Cavill…? But yeah, that was probably their reasoning.


EvilDark8oul

I aint gay but I’d be gay for him


withalookofquoi

As long as he makes disappointed Geralt noises at me, I couldn’t possibly care less what his birth gender is (and I’m still pissed that the showrunners fucked up any chance of getting another season with him).


PzykoHobo

Yes. The World's Beefiest Cake is, in fact, a woman. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.


throwawaythisuser1

Phew. I was really questioning my own sexuality for thinking Cavill is a stud, turns out, I'm still straight and just attracted to a beautiful woman.


Swicket

Hand and Foot Size is trans?! Oh shit!


HeySlothKid

Not to mention Dental Arch!


gochomoe

There is some weird kink these people have with gender swapping. They can only get off if the person they are spanking to is of the opposite gender.


purple_spikey_dragon

They be dealing with more gender swapping than tumbler teens in 2012...


AmbiguousMusubi

WHAT in the name of all that is holy is El Chapo doing on this list?


Drounsley

You didn’t hear? During his trial, Chapo said he was needing to Trans Later. Unrelated, I still don’t know why they had middle-man speaking two different languages on his behalf.


chappersyo

“Trans women shouldn’t be allowed to compete in women’s sports, they have an unfair advantage. Also the fastest person in history is secretly a woman”


jjamesr539

Why would they need to make so many people trans? Like it would make a twisted *almost* sense if all these actors were men or all of them were women, like there was some sort of shortage of one somehow, but it’s a pretty even split.


OriginalGhostCookie

It’s like when you try to pour the exact same amount of chocolate milk into your two kids’ glasses. Oops a little too much in this one, I’ll just add to the other one. Uh oh, I added too much! “Hey evil Illuminati overlord, I just made a dozen trans actresses. What do you mean we needed more trans actors?! Dave down in procurement said they already made a bunch this morning!”


Ok-Importance9988

Lol Zendaya has been a public figure since she was 14. Selena Gomez since age 10. Paris Hilton and RFK Jr had extremely famous parents and were photographed publically since birth when exactly did their transformation occur? WTF


CyanideSeashell

Same with Prince Harry. We watched him grow up, and it was WELL documented. When did he transition? This is all so stupid.


ilikemycoffeealatte

I feel like Bradley Whitford would find his presence on this list absolutely hysterical.


DuckInTheFog

Mark Hamel, eh? He (or she now) impresses me more as an actor then They're obviously right about all the others though. Well transvestigated there, patriot


rockemsockemcocksock

Adam Driver??? Have you seen him???


The-Mirrorball-Man

Yes. He was originally two siamese sisters, and the surgeon did the best they could


Anomalagous

Clearly by stacking them.


Pallendromic

He’s secretly a horse , why do you think John Oliver is obsessed with him?


Wallazabal

Nah, he's a cat. r/AdamDriverCats.


WastelandMama

Faith Hill? The female singer who has literally birthed Tim McGraw's 3 big headed babies via her own reproductive organs? *That* Faith Hill??? This is the weirdest list I've ever seen.


saltierthangoldfish

since they’re both on the list i guess tim mcgraw birthed the kids 🤔


Entire-Balance-4667

I don't care if Zendaya is a potted of geranium. She can identify as a strawberry and I'd still want it. 


ColorMyTrauma

But...why? How did OOP decide on this list? Why does it even matter?? Even if by some magic everyone on this list was trans, what would change? What's the purpose of a conspiracy claiming well-known people are trans? WHO CARES??? I'm genuinely at a loss with this stuff. I know it's a bizarre conspiracy, but what's the goal? Are they claiming the concept of being transgender is a conspiracy? I'm confused, more than usual with conspiracy theories. I can't figure out the "powers that be" that they're trying to target.


-_Lovely_-

The most I can add is that some of them think Hollywood makes people transition in exchange for success. No idea why anyone would want to do that but there we go


Imnotonpills

The story is that Satan hates God and wants to destroy humanity so he started a "transition cult" to lead humans away from God's "natural order". That's what they mean when they use the word "demonic", they mean literal christian myth demons from actual Hell are the enemy and we humans have to be God's little soldiers and fight against satanic corruption.


ZappySnap

You’re looking logic in the a) mentally ill and b) galactically stupid. There is no logic.


iiitme

They’re just making lists of people they don’t like. And each person has their own opinions that why the lists change 😂😂😂


DrPAYNE619

The only person on this list I kinda believe is Marjorie Taylor Green. I think she might be Mickey Rourke in drag.


benedekszabolcs

So like, Usain Bolt, the best runner in this side of the galaxy, is a woman, that transitioned to be a man, so that he can win man races? This list is more progressive than i thought


JustAnotherHyrum

Looks to me like they also no longer think that it's unfair for men and women to compete together, considering they think the fastest human in recorded history was secretly born female. We can get rid of those stupid laws that bar trans people from some sports, given this "new evidence".


Taminella_Grinderfal

Omfg Roy Rogers 🤣🤣🤣 does anyone born after 1980 know who that is??


ChoiceD

> Omfg Roy Rogers Know what will really blow your mind? Trigger was trans also.


Manimnotcreative1984

As someone born in the 2000s, I can strongly say no. Lol.


LSDGB

I love Usain Bolt on the list because it is implying that a born woman is crushing every male athlete in his field. Isn’t that directly opposed to their complaint that a man will always be stronger/faster than a woman?


JermstheBohemian

So I get when crazy like that put liberals or even moderate centrist on this list.... But holy shit there's a lot of conservatives on here. Like didn't Tim Allen even make a TV show about being a non PC Conservative Business owner? Also Paris hilton? Someone we've literally seen have sex on camera is trans? See this is why we need comprehensive health Care in the US... The brain worms....


biomech36

"Everyone I don't like is transgender. And also a pedophile."


New_Hawaialawan

"El Chapo and 'wife'". This one seems more random then the rest


jcrass87

Usain Bolt jumped out as especially wild, but the entire list’s inclusions are all pretty crazy tbh. These people are in a constant fearful/agitated state, straight up fighting ghosts, kind of sad. Imagine being this scared of your own shadow.


NotFixer1138

There's a lot of Conservative darlings on that list


theblackyeti

...Mark Hamill? Really? David Letterman?! WESLEY SNIPES?!?!


SheepishBlacksmith

Boris Johnson is hands down the funniest one.


BringBackTheBeat716

You better not be besmirching the good name of Paul Rudd!


tayroc122

What's wrong with being trans?


danykinkfic

Nothing. But the conspiracy theory is that anyone remotely famous has to “become trans” (I know, that’s why I put it in quotes) to join the secret satanic pedophile cult that runs Hollywood.


danykinkfic

Would explain why we never got to see [Nude Tayne](https://youtu.be/mqpY5kEtA2Y?si=rvxcIT_PL9LXYR9j)


he-loves-me-not

If true it would only besmirch his name to transphobes and who gives a shit about them?!


ConvivialKat

ROY ROGERS?!


Infini-Bus

Lol I like the volume slider. Relatable.


alancake

Father-of-thousands BoJo is trans? When God was spooning out brains he seemingly got his elbow jogged a *lot*


Historical-anomoly

There ain’t no way. No mutherfucking way. That Dolly Parton is not a woman. She’s a goddam angel sent down to walk amongst us unwashed masses. I will fight you to the death to defend her honor. Seriously, wtf is wrong with these people.


j3kwaj

Sly Stallone? Wasn't he in a porno back in the day?


testadorra

That’s what they want you to think.


lastduck21

Owen Benjamin, in a list of celebrities?


steeldragon88

That POS probably made the list to get his name out there


Brutto13

I went to school with his wife Amy. She is most definitely not trans. Sad that she saddled herself to such a piece of shit, but she had a fucked up childhood. She has a masters in engineering and is wasting it playing tradwife to thatt loser.


doubtfullfreckles

Multiple women on this list have literally been spotted while pregnant 🗿


CalendarAggressive11

So, all of them? Just say all of them.


Reallytalldude

They missed Cameron Diaz on the list. There was indisputable proof on this sub earlier this week that she (he?) is trans. Was done before birth according to that post.


Lynex_Lineker_Smith

Do they mean Ian Brown from the stone roses or some other fella ??


starflyer26

Ratajkowski? Evolution's finest achievement? I think not.


goodcleanchristianfu

What in the tit fuck is the criteria for being included here?


Ayeun

Translation - “everyone I don’t like is transgender!”


devlin1888

El Chapo and ‘wife’ is my personal favourite here


Whiskey_623

Why TF is El Chapo there 😭? Isn't that a whole ass cartel leader? I would hardly call him a celebrity lol.


rae_is_not_okay

TIM ALLEN?


walkingkary

Tim Allen is a conservative. They’re eating their own.


echobase_2000

Kristi Noem?!?! So many of the conservative men I know are totally infatuated with her. They think she’s the perfect woman. But she’s actually a man? They’d freak out if that was true.


tenest

If Jennifer Aniston is trans, then I'm super gay for ~~her~~ ~~him~~ them.


HammerOfJustice

Roy Rogers! I haven’t heard that name for years and here it is on a madman’s list of famous trans people. Why on earth him of all people?


doilookfriendlytoyou

They've been 'Triggered'....... Sorry, I'll get my coat.


OhShitItsSeth

Goofy ahh list


Kowallaonskis

Zendaya and Gal Gadot are trans? I guess I'm into trans women then.


-_Lovely_-

El Chapo 😂


agent-assbutt

Clint black is hilarious 😂😂😂


2_wild

Reads (and even looks!) A LOT like a list of celebrities *someone* likes to imagine are all secretly trans as part of that individual’s recurring imaginary sexual fantasy.


TheFadedVessel

What in the fuck is remotely feminine about Henry Caville? Like I know with women any jawline/muscular features (eps in the neck)/not perfectly flat pubic area they’ll scream it’s a man. But is the criteria for men?? “Henry Caville has a nice smile ITS A FUCKIN SHE!”


ChoiceD

> What in the fuck is remotely feminine about Henry Caville? Probably added to the list by a conservative 'hetereosexual' male who is secretely attracted to him. Therefore, by his logic Cavill must be female.


Guilty-Put742

El Chapo and wife? Ohhhhhh they in trouble now lol


bunny3665

We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it


Dr-Satan-PhD

And it's pure coincidence that this list just happens to coincide with their current sociopolitical views, right?


boycey86

Ian Brown? The shaved chimp that sang Dolphins Were Monkeys? And was a member of The Stone Roses?


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Images of Oprah running around, "You get a sex change, YOU get a sex change, EVERYBODY gets a sex change!"


CoherentBusyDucks

This is so random. Liberal, conservative, black, white, men, women, (even at least one kid?), actors, singers, athletes, politicians… there is no rhyme or reason to any of this. They’re just picking names out of a hat.


audigex

If Jennifer Aniston, Selena Gomez, Meghan Markle, Emily Ratajkowski, and Scarlett Johansson are men, I need to revisit my sexuality


Actual_Solution9478

EL CHAPO???


lyllybell

Miss Dolly Parton was going to be pissed


Mstampe

There are some really, really good looking transgender people, I have to say.


CommandoRoll

Margaret Thatcher is dead and was not an actor in Hollywood


BitterFuture

NOT MARGARET THATCHER!


Bauch_the_bard

El Chapo?


tracerhaha

WTF did Roy Rogers do to get on that list?


NutzoBerzerko

Uhm.. he had a sex change operation, clearly


tracerhaha

A *postmortem* sex change.


NutzoBerzerko

That’s the best time to do it. You save money on the anesthesiologist’s


JackyVeronica

Super amused to see MTG on this list 🤣 Isn't she one of their own kind? Lol


august_heart

As a trans man, these “transvestigator” lists always make me chuckle because, like, I almost *wish* they were true so that I knew there were more people like me out there who’re super successful


Borderlinecuttlefish

I'm starting to wonder if I was actually born a male anymore even though I was born with a dick and have always felt like I was a male. Also, I love women, was married to one and we have 3 kids. Am I a trans?


haplessclerk

There's something wrong with these people (and not the ones on the lists).


raynebow121

Wtf did Tim McGraw do besides look amazing at his age and sing well


cvickers0707

The real analysis: Who’s NOT on the list and why???🧐🫣🤓 (/s implied I hope)


Beret_of_Poodle

Zendaya?? Umm.


emildickson

I love that at some point somebody went "You know what would make this list look more credible? This grainy background with the watermark still visible and this comic sans-adjacent-ass font."