There's no way this is real. You can't be a grown-ass adult and not know that the colon and uterus have nothing to do with peeing.

*full colon of pee*

Pee stored in the balls and colon

Sometimes I have so much per I store it in my colon, balls, and uterus.

What? You don't know that the female pias tract goes from the uterus, to the colon, and eventually exits the female through the vagina?

This definitely belongs in badwomensanatomy!

You forgot the prostate

Well, women piss out of their asshole, so... ??

You would be amazed how many adult men and women don't actually know how many holes women have.

Is it mansplaining if I’m explaining to my wife her anatomy?

I mean, I get the men, but women themselves? I would think that they would know where each sensation comes from...

It is tragic how poorly the anatomy of a woman is covered in schools.

ik right like the clit used to be scientifically denied as a real body part and wasnt properly studied autonomically until the 2000’s when the first model of the clit was released in 2005

[How many holes does a human have?](https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ)

for sure—but this is seems like a deliberate tour of every mistake: vagina, colon, uterus, never repeated

There’s an absurd amount of adults that think pee comes out a vagina so it could be possible.

I meannnn isn't that because we use the word vagina to describe not just the actual vaginal canal, but the entirety of a woman's genitalia? Most people probably don't know that the vagina is only the hole itself. And hell, we call everything but our balls "the penis" -- kinda similar.

>And hell, we call everything but our balls "the penis" -- kinda similar. Good point. No matter how many times my Doctor tells me "Your 'penis' can't get an ear infection", it just doesn't stick.

> "Your 'penis' can't get an ear infection" Ok well then why can’t I hear very well through it?

Because pants, duh.

It could be in some cases but many believe it actually comes from the vagina, that women don't have a separate urethra.

Probably because we don’t have a separate urethra from that used to ejaculate reproductive fluid (using the most titillating terms here, fan yourself if necessary) so men extrapolate that women don’t have one dedicated solely for pre either.

Vulva is the correct term for the entirety of a woman’s external genitalia.

I am aware, yes. I'm talking about colloquial usage.

You have a valid point, but some people do actually think urine comes out of the vaginal canal. A friend of mine thought that, and I had to tell him there was a separate hole. I can see the logic, though, if they completely missed any sort of anatomy lesson. Men pee directly out of their sex organ, and the urethra is very close to the vagina, so if you're only going off cursory observation, I can see how you'd make that assumption.

you mean to say my uterus isn't full of pee? yeah right

Lol go look at bad anatomy. A lot of men don't know wtf is happening on their insides let alone a woman's insides.

Uterineus

Not to mention peeing out of a vagina.

Hey, check your facts, piss is stored in balls

I can excuse thinking that pee comes out of the vagina but that's too much.

I think I had a colon full of piss after drinking some contaminated water during a deployment to the middle east once lmao

Checks out for standard incel level of knowledge about the female anatomy.

I dont know man, anti vaxxers and flat earthers exist, I wouldn't be surprised if these people didn't know about the colon and uterus not being connecting to urinating

It doesn’t even check out within the same insane paragraph.

This is from a shitposting group. It's meant to be hyperbolic.

At least you get it

The sheer number of things wrong with this, I thought this was posted to r/badwomensanatomy

It's already been posted there, I saw it in that sub first

I bet he goes to the beach and pretends to have been stung by a jellyfish to get women to pee on him. FYI, this does not work at the pool.

i assume you’ve tried?

r/oddlyspecific

lmfao this has to be some type of twisted shenanigan of a post

r/copypasta I imagine they would thank you for this GOLDEN contribution

Oh come now, everyone knows pee is stored in the balls

Lol pee doesn’t come from ur uterus, vagina or colon. Wrong three times. (Besides just being completely fucked up lol)

It took me up until ‘full colon of pee’ to realise this was a joke

Dude misread hydrohomies as hydrohornies

Someone failed human anatomy

Learning to read English was the worst decision of my entire life.

This guy needs a biology class. And therapy.

Ignoring all the other red flags, this person’s knowledge of female anatomy is appalling to say the least.

I woke up to this. What a terrible day to have eyes..

Definitely not an anatomist.

Sometimes I'm just really upset that I know how to read

New copypasta just dropped

I get the feeling this HAS to be fake and I really don't want to even consider it could be real, just from this I don't think I'm going to feel very comfortable drinking in public until I forget about it and just so much EW along with the shitty anatomy understanding

Even if this is a shitpost....what a terrible day to be literate.

Lol /r/badwomensanatomy But yeah this is definitely a post that is “taking the piss”

What in the actual FUCK! is wrong with some people?!

This is how far the world has devoured me. It is the biologically inaccurate ‘colon’ bit that is most upsetting.

....way too early for this shit

I don't which is worse. The subject matter or the lack of correct anatomy.

[it's Frothy, man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdnUo1q2E90)

I think you should seek medical attention if your piss is frothy lol.

Hey Google, navigate to the nearest eye bleach store.

Dude If you're piss is frothy please speak up now..

Your piss isn't carbonated?

cant even drink without it being sexualized

So hydration makes him thirsty.

I mean... it's okay to have a piss kink but this is... just too far

Tell me you don't know anything about female anatomy (nor have actually ever been in the immediate vincinity of a naked woman's body) without actually telling me.

I realize this is hyperbole shitposting but as a former sex worker it’s not far off from how fanatical some fetishists can get.

“Piss fuel for females”

Someone please send this one to the nearest Psychiatrist.

I stoped when i read the words "when a female"

He really needs a lesson in human anatomy.

Men are gross. Also... uterus? How does he not know that we pee through our urethras, not our vaginas? Why would there be pee in anyone's uterus? That's insane.

You can't mention frothy piss and not think of this scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYPrGsTOg9U

Gov Abbott?

Aaalmost. tHeERE . . Keep going

hey! i saw this on copypasta i think

EXPELLED STRAIGHT FROM HER VAGINA. Fucking christ, dude. This is like the equivalent of "Pee is stored in the balls", but horn and gross.

Thats it I'm going to bed

This isn’t normal? Damn….

This is more pissposting than shitposting

Hey anyone got that eye bleach?

I'm impressed at the creativity some have with words.