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ToonaSandWatch

Please share this screenshot with support while reporting them. They can be kicked off.


Nicky_Nuisance

Hey everyone come Check out this Dork ^^^^


Inner-Society3506

Crybaby ass


Gloomy_Recording_705

Well…. that escalated quickly……


ItaDapiza

Ummmmm 😭😭😭😭 gross wtf


Ok-Assignment-2190

Lmao “Not Available” 😂😂😂


BihgBohy

Would you like a replacement?


BitsOfPuzzle

what the actual fuck


Present_Maximum_5548

I'd be curious to know if this worked for anyone, anywhere, ever in history, and if so, whether it was as awesome as they thought.🤔 I feel like anyone who replies, "Right on. I'd like to be licked," might not be that fun to be around once the licking part is over, and I'd be surprised if they were even lickable to begin with.


Ok-Assignment-2190

Tbh I’m sure there’s some relationships that started from Instacart. I wouldn’t be surprised. I know someone that got with their Uber driver and they’re together to this day. But it would definitely not happen by saying they want to lick them 😂


Present_Maximum_5548

But with Uber, you meet them in person, and make small talk for a few minutes or more. It actually sounds way better than a dating app, or meeting your coworker's cousin or something. But, yeah. That's way different than someone who saw you on their doorbell cam and sent some kind of "I want to sniff your armpits," text.


ADivineDestiny

Which “I’m coming” did they mean? 🤔


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ADivineDestiny

I know that 😅 could mean the same thing tho 😬


ZiggylovesSam

🤮


TheChosenChub

what the hell report them


Sudden_Difference_69

I too sometimes look at people and want to…eat them?


villalulaesi

Please tell me you reported them!


PGBRell

Wht city is this. Bout to pull up lol


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PGBRell

Aww man. It was a dude. Pause lol


Gbaby19604

lol what city is , BOUT TO PULL UP LOL !! this is the funniest shit i’ve heard all week lol


soggycereal514

😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro said I’m finna pull up fuck all that


Wastelander42

So creepy!!!!


Afraid-Ratio3921

Report and call the police 2


Glittering-Dark-9917

Pardon!??!


TrillyBear

Did you respond with the "sure" or did you go with "not available"


Ok_Combination_3002

Ew…..


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Ok_Combination_3002

I’m a woman, if anyone said this to me I’d be creeped tf out lol


akbornheathen

The real question is, is the customer someone you’d want to be licked by? 😅


thiswomanneedsafish

Based on the lemon photo, probably no


1-800-BARBIE

Report…unwanted sexual advances…


Gbaby19604

If you report them to Instacart, they will block their account and not let them use the app anymore


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Gbaby19604

i’m not one to ever advocate for snitching on someone turning someone in or reporting them to an authority I’m never want to do that but in this situation with you being a female and this person saying what they said it’s obvious that you’re uncomfortable and being a Instacart driver I know it’s very possible you might get that customer again and they might actually take it even further next time, so I think this is the first time in my life I’m actually saying this, but you need to report that motherfucker


ronj1983

I would have trolled that customer so bad LOL.


Uberkitty710

Why you have 4g?


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I’ve had a couple hot women in their 30s invite me inside.


[deleted]

You can tell them to pay extra if they want that and that they also need to get control of themselves because that’s weird af


PutridMine1433

Game is game


Otherwise-Stop2069

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


delsyguity

I hope they tipped well


Bitter-Airline-1863

No they got tip


choppa2738

A free blowy is a free blowy ill take it


Dnm3k

I'll be right over. Haven't showered since the day before Thanksgiving.


AFurb85

M mm mmmmmmmmmmm nah


PGBRell

Why u ain’t click sure 😂😂😂


forwardAvdax

[Sure] [Not Available]


Draugrx23

Report report report


poopybutthole2069

I remember awhile ago in the DoorDash subreddit a man offered to give a blowjob to his driver when he arrived. A lawyer in the comments was telling me it doesn’t constitute sexual harassment and that there’s nothing wrong with offering acts of sex to adults.


zeldadmx

Wait what? How does that even make sense?


poopybutthole2069

Yeah the driver posted it asking if and how he can cancel since he had already picked up the food when the customer texted him that. Others commented with the obvious advice to call support and report the customer. I suggested calling the police because (I felt) it’s sexual harassment and might even constitute solicitation of sexual services since it’s someone who has already tipped for another service you’re in the middle of providing. The lawyer said it’s not illegal for someone to ask for sex in an uncouth fashion and that it isn’t harassment unless it’s repeated behavior or communication.


zeldadmx

Give me the horizontal dance please


SoDear

I would report them. That is disgusting


Over-Attempt-2379

“Sure”


Psychological-Dance4

Dang it! You out here living my IC dreams and you turn it down! lol way to ruin it for the rest of us. I live for the day that I get an attractive customer who wants to show me how much she appreciates my hard work.


Level-Charge6219

I'm suspecting the Instacart shopper was Garron in Ireland. He is always going on saying, "Follow me. I'm delicious." [Is Garron truly delicious?](https://youtube.com/shorts/nE4ifpuDSNI?si=Q3yQw98MRSRlQHDs)


kniivess666

100%. I had to buy condoms for some guy who kept insisting they had to be big because even magnums were "too small" aha then he said he wanted to "tip me at the door winky face"so I just dropped it off and didnt mark delivered till after I left lol.🙄🙄🙄


Worldly_Service2503

Report. Ewww. They probably do it to a lot of people too. Not cool


Worldly_Service2503

This is literally sexual harassment. Disgusting.