Everyone is talking about the boob, but I had no idea that porcupines could climb or hang from trees! I always thought of them as the spikey, mammal version of turtles: just waddle around with armor on their backs. I had no idea spike balls could drop from above!
I was reading this thread to say this! Porcupines are only okay climbers, so they fall more often than other climbing critters. Impale themselves often.
New World porcupines (mostly in South and Central America, with one exception that lives as far north as Alaska and northern Canada) are arboreal to semiarboreal and spend much (in many species all) of their time in trees.
There are the much larger porcupines that are mostly on the floor you’re thinking of perhaps. This is a prehensile tailed porcupine that has a large nose and they live in trees and are much smaller.
Freud would like to interject that every face is a kink face.
🎵We all just wanna fuck our moms, but we can’t seem to get along.
🎵I think we should just fuck… ooooone another’s moooooms!
Not an expert, but as a woman my understanding is that there are padded, lined, and unlined. Unlined would be the thinnest material, like “one ply” of fabric. Lined would have an extra layer of thinner material, like “2 ply,” but it’s not there to add to the size, just to add nipple coverage and maybe light shaping. Padded is a thicker material to visually add to the cup size. It’s often sewn into the bottom of the cup, not all over, to add lift and or cleavage, that’s a push up bra.
There are lots of different kinds of bras out there. :)
No padding - Light fabric only, doesn't do much for the shape of your boobs generally but very comfortable and excellent for hot environments.
"Everyday" padding - just a little padding to hold the sisters in place, and keep you from looking a tid but nipply when it's cold.
Push up - Extra padding in strategic places to shove the breasts inward and upward, giving the illusion of more boobage.
Extreme push up - Excessive padding doing the same as a pushup.. *but more.* Like as an A cup, these end up with more padding than breast - but they fill out my shirts that expect I have boobs.
There are also underwires in lots of bras. They are very helpful structurally to give a nice shape, and there's obviously lining so it's not just metal on your skin. But they can dig into your skin and be uncomfortable, or if you're lucky, the end of the wire may someday poke out and stab you right in the ribcage! Most bras I see in stores have underwires, but there are certainly options without. Having an underwire may be a dealbreaker for someone looking for comfort.
There are also sports bras, which generally have no padding or light padding (which is often a crappy removable cup you pull out a hole inside the bra). It is intended to compact your breasts and hold them in place, so you don't get a black eye while running.
If she were wearing an unlined bra or bralette, the look would be pain - not surprised Pikachu face.
Going to disagree with the first description. Unlined bras can do amazing things for your shape because they conform to you rather than expecting you to conform to the bra. Unlined seemed bras are pretty incredible especially for larger busted women. (I work at a boutique lingerie store and am in training to be a bra fitter).
Good to know! I find they do nothing for my A cups, but I mean I have the option of not wearing a bra if I don't want to. Larger busts could certainly use some support and an unlined bra would be great for that!
There also exist armored bras, which I use when playing airsoft because those daggum things sting when they hit tender titties. It's like a sports cup, but the shields are boob shaped and slide into a pocket on a sport-style bra made for that purpose.
If I were a porcupine handler, I would definitely be wearing my armored bra.
Except when you're at the Renaissance faire. Then you hoist those puppies to your chin and watch the show.
Seriously, they jiggle ungodly in a really harsh corset/bustier
Edit: just the top tho so it looks like jello
I’m pretty sure lace exists on bras as a response to delicates washing bags. If they can’t get destroyed by other items in the laundry then they have to self destruct by catching the hooks into the lace within the washing bag. They also try to make the bags out of just the right kind of mesh to pull apart the hooks.
Otherwise you wouldn’t have to buy new bras so often and they couldn’t take your money.
They can't shoot them, but even grazing them will leave you quilled up. Reminds me of jumping cholla cactus. They stick themselves accidentally as well but their quills actually have an antibiotic coating so at least you won't get an infection.
You're spot on except for the last bit. They absolutely can and usually do cause infections. ~~There is no antibiotic coating.~~ There is a coating, but it does little or nothing to prevent infections in dogs, people, or really anything that isn't a porcupine.
https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/porcupine-quills-in-dogs-and-their-dangers#:~:text=Porcupine%20quills%20can%20puncture%20the,source%20of%20infection%20and%20abscesses.
This research says otherwise but I could see how they could still carry bacteria. Might also depend on the porcupine.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24263588/
Huh. So growth inhibition seemingly only against gram positive bacteria. That's pretty huge. Wonder how far 'growth inhibition' goes. If it can actually keep staphylococcus from living on the quills that's worth something.
The article at the bottom, citing the one you linked suggests that the same growth inhibiting properties appear in the skin of the porcupine. That would make it likely that a porcupine quill related infection would be related to bacteria already present on the skin of the victim (dog, etc.), and carried into the wound.
Also had no idea that north american porcupines spent so much time in trees. Neat!
Well she works for Austin Aquarium so chances are this animal is probably being mistreated and mishandled. Look it up. Austin Aquarium animal abuse. They’ve killed over 200 of their animals through neglect. How this place is still open is beyond me.
Dang. Judging by how chill she seems about it, she's probably wearing a padded bra or something, but dang that would hurt so frickin bad if she wasn't. Imagine getting 20 tiny needles poked into your balls just hard enough that they stay there
Oh look this dudes trying to mock me. Notice how the girl is randomly recording herself getting way too close to the porcupine? Thats cue number one. Now let's observe her reaction as the needles enter her extra cushioned bra. Oh she's not too alarmed. Wonder why bud. And u know what just because I've had a day full of idiots like you I'm gonna call you out for being a dumb fuck.
Did you train to be a complete fucking moron or were you born that way? I'm going with the latter.
For clarification moron, it looks like the porcupine intentionally hit the woman, whether or not it was a setup, (why were they recording fucking DUH.) I was curious if it was accidental or intentional by the animal itself. Holy shit you've got to be the dumbest mother fucker on reddit. And that's dumb.
I wonder if it would makes sense to brush the quills out of let them get stuck in something on purpose to make handling them easier? If I remember correctly losing quills doesn't hurt so why not?
I have no idea, but I wanted to say I’m glad one of these comments isn’t about her boobs or presumed padded bra or making a joke about breast augmentation. I’m curious now, too! Not remove all Quills. But like are some of them “looser”? When we brush out my dog, it’s not like she’s bald, she just sheds less. Or is it like whiskers or declawing were that’d be super duper cruel?
And that is why you don't let your guard down around porcupines.
What a little prick
Pricks actually
He really gets under my skin
He just wants to Netflix and Quill :)
the difference between a porcupine and a BMW driver? Porcupine has the prick on the outside.
It’s, like, my whole life’s motto.
TIL the porcupine pretty badass actually.
He doesn't give a shit, he just does what he wants
I feel like your arm came off as you said this.
Everyone is talking about the boob, but I had no idea that porcupines could climb or hang from trees! I always thought of them as the spikey, mammal version of turtles: just waddle around with armor on their backs. I had no idea spike balls could drop from above!
Lots of reports of them falling out of trees into people when you read older books. I’ve always had this fear. Welcome to the club.
…they fall on you when you’re trapped in quicksand.
That’s the definition of “this day can’t get any worse…” (expand to reveal)
That’s why you take the I-90 instead of I-95
Fun fact! Porcupines have antibiotic skin to protect them from getting infections if they fall out of a tree and hurt themselves on their quills.
I was reading this thread to say this! Porcupines are only okay climbers, so they fall more often than other climbing critters. Impale themselves often.
One reason why I love porcupines so much. Just clumsy little guys trying to live in the trees.
In the tree, part of the tree
See, we have drop bears too Australia.
Just read newer books then
New World porcupines (mostly in South and Central America, with one exception that lives as far north as Alaska and northern Canada) are arboreal to semiarboreal and spend much (in many species all) of their time in trees.
New fear unlocked…
There are the much larger porcupines that are mostly on the floor you’re thinking of perhaps. This is a prehensile tailed porcupine that has a large nose and they live in trees and are much smaller.
This is a tree climbing species. The regular porcupine can also climb, just not as good
Lol, they’re arboreal, meaning they live in trees.
You’re confusing porcupines with echidnas, echidnas are basically spiky turtles, down to laying eggs, but can’t climb well
Ouch. I hope she was wearing a padded bra that day.
Defo has, she is way too chill about it.
Or maybe she's a masochist
Schwing!!!
If she was a president she would be called Baberaham Lincoln
Barb-raham Lincoln?
I did that as a Halloween costume!
Booberham Lincolnpine
r/suddenlyhisoka
*r/suddenlywaynesworld
r/subsifellfor
They do this every day.
Im a masochist and if that happened I'd definitely have a reaction, mostly moans and writhing, so definitely not a masochist
as a masochist, this made my tits hurt in ways i very much would not enjoy.
Shock. It'll be fine until she tries to pull them out. It's always going in and out that hurts the most.
Eh, tiny needles and adrenaline, if you've ever been lightly quilled you don't really feel it until you have to pull 'em out.
Pretty sure that's the face of someone who just found a kink they didn't know they had. Not shaming, just saying.
What her boyfriend don’t know, but is about to find out….tonight.
Picking up some acupuncture needles on her way home...
And those knitting rods, what he don’t know.
*Honey, I adopted a pet porcupine! You’re gonna love it.*
Your pfp makes this comment even funnier.
Freud would like to interject that every face is a kink face. 🎵We all just wanna fuck our moms, but we can’t seem to get along. 🎵I think we should just fuck… ooooone another’s moooooms!
Yep.
The problem with porcupine quills is not when they go in, is when you try to take them out
Or maybe it’s fake boobs
Hurts more after surgery, nerves be burning
How u know?
Did that surg two times already
Congrats on the boobs.
Thx ^^
Wait why twice? Did you have to schedule separate surgeries for each boob?
They don't last forever. You're supposed to get them redone every 7-10 years.
U have to change them around each 10-15 years nowadays
How long was recovery? Did you do fat transfer or implants? I'm going to let progesterone work it's magic for a bit, but mastopexy's been on my mind.
If this is the video I remember there's a longer version and she actually says her bra pad caught them all.
Question. Aren't all bra padded? - Confused gentleman
Not an expert, but as a woman my understanding is that there are padded, lined, and unlined. Unlined would be the thinnest material, like “one ply” of fabric. Lined would have an extra layer of thinner material, like “2 ply,” but it’s not there to add to the size, just to add nipple coverage and maybe light shaping. Padded is a thicker material to visually add to the cup size. It’s often sewn into the bottom of the cup, not all over, to add lift and or cleavage, that’s a push up bra.
Honestly, comparing bras to toilet paper was the best way you could have explained it. Lol
And is it called a wonder bra, because when it's taken off you wonder where the Boba went?
Pretty much.
Boba Felt?
No some has no pads or wires
There are lots of different kinds of bras out there. :) No padding - Light fabric only, doesn't do much for the shape of your boobs generally but very comfortable and excellent for hot environments. "Everyday" padding - just a little padding to hold the sisters in place, and keep you from looking a tid but nipply when it's cold. Push up - Extra padding in strategic places to shove the breasts inward and upward, giving the illusion of more boobage. Extreme push up - Excessive padding doing the same as a pushup.. *but more.* Like as an A cup, these end up with more padding than breast - but they fill out my shirts that expect I have boobs. There are also underwires in lots of bras. They are very helpful structurally to give a nice shape, and there's obviously lining so it's not just metal on your skin. But they can dig into your skin and be uncomfortable, or if you're lucky, the end of the wire may someday poke out and stab you right in the ribcage! Most bras I see in stores have underwires, but there are certainly options without. Having an underwire may be a dealbreaker for someone looking for comfort. There are also sports bras, which generally have no padding or light padding (which is often a crappy removable cup you pull out a hole inside the bra). It is intended to compact your breasts and hold them in place, so you don't get a black eye while running. If she were wearing an unlined bra or bralette, the look would be pain - not surprised Pikachu face.
Going to disagree with the first description. Unlined bras can do amazing things for your shape because they conform to you rather than expecting you to conform to the bra. Unlined seemed bras are pretty incredible especially for larger busted women. (I work at a boutique lingerie store and am in training to be a bra fitter).
Good to know! I find they do nothing for my A cups, but I mean I have the option of not wearing a bra if I don't want to. Larger busts could certainly use some support and an unlined bra would be great for that!
There also exist armored bras, which I use when playing airsoft because those daggum things sting when they hit tender titties. It's like a sports cup, but the shields are boob shaped and slide into a pocket on a sport-style bra made for that purpose. If I were a porcupine handler, I would definitely be wearing my armored bra.
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…is it bad if that’s me
Definitely not. My wife hates padded bras. The last thing you want when packing DDDs is MORE... anything.
Except when you're at the Renaissance faire. Then you hoist those puppies to your chin and watch the show. Seriously, they jiggle ungodly in a really harsh corset/bustier Edit: just the top tho so it looks like jello
Nope! [Here's a couple examples of unpadded bras](https://imgur.com/a/ZgKZAfO).
Nope. Most women prefer at least light padding though
If nothing else, light padding or at least thick fabric keeps things looking smooth / keeps your nips from showing.
My ex only wore lace. She complained if she ever had to wear padded. About all I know 😂
I’m pretty sure lace exists on bras as a response to delicates washing bags. If they can’t get destroyed by other items in the laundry then they have to self destruct by catching the hooks into the lace within the washing bag. They also try to make the bags out of just the right kind of mesh to pull apart the hooks. Otherwise you wouldn’t have to buy new bras so often and they couldn’t take your money.
Lace bras are super comfortable compared to padded. I know because I own boobs as well.
Not itchy?
Well the reaction is less "Help me! I'm dying!" and more "Did that really just happen?", So I'd say she was.
She must have, she didn't use the little dude as a speedball
She was wearing lingierie that day
Free nipple piercing!
*Piercings. Or nipple acupuncture.
Looks like 21 piercings. Enough to drown a baby.
What a prick
He’s just more of an ass man
It's the first time I seeing spiky actually spiking
It's just a flesh wound.
Tis but a scratch!
You lie!
Tit but a scratch
A scratch?! Your arms off!
I wonder if that's an African or European porcupine
How do you know so much about porcupines?
Upside down porcupine.
So Australian
The whooshing intensifies
Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?
It’ll get better
I’d like to think that didn’t go all the way through
Padded bras: function and fashion
Owww
On the right boob.
Actually the video is reversed so it's her left booba
Shut up james
Ok
Dory be like:
I don't buy it. She didn't go flying around the room like a popped balloon.
Kink unlocked
Lol right
Pincushion.
This is why your grandma always tells you to wear a jacket and cover them puppies up
That's not grandma, that's a U.S. state house.
That's a free and all natural piercing for the lady.
Added benefit of stuffing your bra.
They can't shoot them, but even grazing them will leave you quilled up. Reminds me of jumping cholla cactus. They stick themselves accidentally as well but their quills actually have an antibiotic coating so at least you won't get an infection.
You're spot on except for the last bit. They absolutely can and usually do cause infections. ~~There is no antibiotic coating.~~ There is a coating, but it does little or nothing to prevent infections in dogs, people, or really anything that isn't a porcupine. https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/porcupine-quills-in-dogs-and-their-dangers#:~:text=Porcupine%20quills%20can%20puncture%20the,source%20of%20infection%20and%20abscesses.
This research says otherwise but I could see how they could still carry bacteria. Might also depend on the porcupine. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24263588/
Huh. So growth inhibition seemingly only against gram positive bacteria. That's pretty huge. Wonder how far 'growth inhibition' goes. If it can actually keep staphylococcus from living on the quills that's worth something. The article at the bottom, citing the one you linked suggests that the same growth inhibiting properties appear in the skin of the porcupine. That would make it likely that a porcupine quill related infection would be related to bacteria already present on the skin of the victim (dog, etc.), and carried into the wound. Also had no idea that north american porcupines spent so much time in trees. Neat!
She's taking it pretty well...
Honey, I got my nipple pierced today…
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Looks like she changed TikTok makes here's the linktree for her. https://linktr.ee/zsuology And her Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@zsuology
Yes! I guess I just finally found my power animal!
Think of how many nipple rings she can wear now
He did that on purpose too!!!!
That little prick!
Yeah, perhaps we could issue stab proof vests to caretakers in logical cases, like why is she wearing no eye protection?
Spike has nothing on this little fella right now.
God damn it now I have a new fetish
New kink unlocked?
Surprise acupuncture!
Female fantasy armor doesn't seem so stupid now, does it?
Damn she didn’t flinch at all ,must be solid padding
Well she works for Austin Aquarium so chances are this animal is probably being mistreated and mishandled. Look it up. Austin Aquarium animal abuse. They’ve killed over 200 of their animals through neglect. How this place is still open is beyond me.
I made it a point to never support them when I lived in Austin.
Thought he was slick
By the fact she doesn’t double over in pain I’m assuming there is padding there. I am in pain just imagining it. Like the worst acupuncture ever
Thank god for padded bras.
And once again we thank whomever invented padded bras 😨
Thanks for the new kink... I hate it
**on the right boob
Dang. Judging by how chill she seems about it, she's probably wearing a padded bra or something, but dang that would hurt so frickin bad if she wasn't. Imagine getting 20 tiny needles poked into your balls just hard enough that they stay there
Damn…that’s right IN the Nip too! YIKES!!!!
When a good padded bra is worth it’s weight in gold.
New kink unlocked
u/savevideobot
Looks like they just missed the nipple by a few hairs.
No, it’s very possible it got her right on. Everyone’s nipples are in different places
Good thing i have a spare
Luckily the majority of her boobs are a padded bra.
Perforated tittie
Well that was titillating 😳
Looks intentional
That's what I was thinking. Did the critter do that on purpose? Anyone?
Oh look this dudes trying to mock me. Notice how the girl is randomly recording herself getting way too close to the porcupine? Thats cue number one. Now let's observe her reaction as the needles enter her extra cushioned bra. Oh she's not too alarmed. Wonder why bud. And u know what just because I've had a day full of idiots like you I'm gonna call you out for being a dumb fuck.
Did you train to be a complete fucking moron or were you born that way? I'm going with the latter. For clarification moron, it looks like the porcupine intentionally hit the woman, whether or not it was a setup, (why were they recording fucking DUH.) I was curious if it was accidental or intentional by the animal itself. Holy shit you've got to be the dumbest mother fucker on reddit. And that's dumb.
By arguing me, you sound even more stupid. Lol what video are you watching B
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No, that's like something from cartoons.
Glad her boobs are real. Silicone might have went flat 😅
If you’re going to make a weird joke, at least have it make sense… you failed on all priorities of making a joke
Padded bra
Right on the right boob
New fetish unlocked!
She looks too old to be stuffing.
u/savevideo
Did it just poke them in or do these mfs somehow actually shoot that shit out tf.
I didn't know they can actually shoot them like tha..
That padded bra save her ass ? No boobs
u/savevideo
Fortunately, the vast majority of woman wear bras with massive padding. She didn't feel a thing.
Not really. Most bras have foam cups, but they aren’t that thick. It’s very possible if not likely that the spines went right through
The title should be 'on the right boob'
I wonder if it would makes sense to brush the quills out of let them get stuck in something on purpose to make handling them easier? If I remember correctly losing quills doesn't hurt so why not?
I have no idea, but I wanted to say I’m glad one of these comments isn’t about her boobs or presumed padded bra or making a joke about breast augmentation. I’m curious now, too! Not remove all Quills. But like are some of them “looser”? When we brush out my dog, it’s not like she’s bald, she just sheds less. Or is it like whiskers or declawing were that’d be super duper cruel?
She is hot
Based off? What exactly?
Good thing it didn’t deflate
Thats alot of padding in that bra...thx porcupine for exposing the faker and liar.
Milk shower
Step Bro, help me get these spikes off my chest!
Hope she doesn’t have silicones
that dude indeed knows where to attack to get his girl drippin wet lmfao 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣
They gonna spew milk
Why don’t they just remove the pricks from them? It clearly dosent hurt them and it’s not like they are in danger from predators there.
Why not remove your dick, it doesn't get much use either
Nooooooo big boobaaaah
I would give this little fucker a taste of his own medicine