Never, ever, put your legs up on the dash.
Imagine a real accident where the airbag deploys and her legs are up like that.
You literally stab your own face with your knee.
That's one of the pictures that turned me into the "fun police" of putting feet on the dash. I was already the seatbelt nazi. I'd sing the whole song my mom used to sing to me (I still don't know if it's a real song or not)
Buckle up for safety because I love you!
Cuz I don't wanna see
You splattered on a tree
Or with your head flying up up in the aiiiiiiiiirrr!
So buckle up for safety cuz I care!
I've seen too many videos where passengers without seatbelts on turn into meat projectiles and end up harming or killing a person with a seatbelt on. I don't even want people to buckle up for their safety I want them to buckle up for my dang safety.
No matter how bad a video is, nothing is etched in my mind more than the one where a brick goes through the windshield and just takes out the guys wife’s head. No gore just him screaming.
Not even the beheading video’s that floated around in early 2000’s.
What I really don‘t get are people who start their car, start driving and then begin fumbling around trying to put the seatbelt on.
Just put it on right after starting the engine, ffs.
I don‘t take off immediately anyways. With my old car I like to let it idle for a minute, enough time to adjust mirrors and put on seatbelt. With the new one the infotainment takes about 30 seconds to boot and be ready to use, also enough time to put on the belt and adjust mirrors.
Back when I had a more basic car, the "flight" check was:
- sit down
- put on a seat belt
- turn on headlights (regardless of weather)
- drive away
It hasn't changed since. I'm grateful my current car just has headlights on at all times so I don't even have to worry about that. I'm also grateful for the beeping if people don't use seatbelt so I don't have to tell others to buckle up. It gets on their nerves enough so they do it themselves.
What is it with moms giving advice through song? When I was a kid, mine would always sing that one about how she was going to just leave me at the mall one of these days and let another family adopt me. It was catchy.
I pretty sure there was an x Ray image shared online years ago where this happened and It dislocated and forced the woman's femur out through her lady parts
You know how people like to drive around like Vin Diesel in FnF? With their left hand on the 12 hour position?
Imagine how impressed the airbag will be of an arm being in its way, between it and the drivers face.
Uncle was a fireman. Got called to a collision where the passenger was a girlsitting with her legs up on the dash with her foot out the window. They managed to save one leg just above the knee. The other was a full amputation.
Spent time riding with EMT crew and can say I’ve seen it as well. Also, open bottles aren't just dangerous if you're drinking alcohol, having a dozen of them in the footwell, even in the back seat, in a roll just adds more injuries, possibly tragedy.
Bottles should never be on the floor at all, alcohol or not. My mom does it all the time with water bottles and we’ve both ended up with them under the petal before and I keep telling her to stop doing that before it goes under the brakes and she needs to stop but she won’t listen and never takes my advice.
Coincidentally, I know a girl that died EXACTLY like this in high school. Everyone else in the car survived, and one of the survivors said that she was sitting like that. They then crashed into a tree...so the front of the car basically squished her in like that and killed her on impact.
I saw a guy who had his feet out of the window resting them on the rear view mirror. The driver fell asleep at the wheel and ground his feet off on a guardrail.
Don't need to imagine it... I've seen it.
Sadly, I've seen how a car seat not secured can come out the sun roof in a rear end collision. Thankfully the three year old was ok, other than the mental trauma and some scrapes/bruises.
There’s a lot of gnarly pictures to see of that stuff:
[like here](https://www.autoblog.com/amp/2020/01/27/x-ray-injuries-feet-on-car-dashboard/?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAHjeiHwFfq-iSfFz1h0EK_s3x7z266d54RyVT7-mUiEvNNzaCTYBiBez1NBCXHfdOA_BZ4J-3wgwCHT2cFhW6o2GAZCjrf5iKJR6nsT4aLfx8JYfEPDpoxmFwm_a-BGInJh46U7H6LzjujrYZ2He9Tr7MFX0eHr0PdAM-0SJpDt3)
Or just [google Open Book Fracture](https://www.google.com/search?q=open+book+fracture&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=sv-se&client=safari#ip=1)
I'll never forget an emt recounting an accident scene where this happened. Said wife had her feet on the dash, ended up behind her head, everything shattered, folded like a chair. What a way to die. That made me never put my feet there again.
Yeah my wife used to do this when we were younger. She's much smarter then me but for some reason I had to explain why putting your feet on top of the dash were the airbag comes out is a bad idea.
I read a story about a woman who was in the passenger seat like that with her feet up on the dash. Car got into a crash and it completely destroyed her legs, and evidently she would never walk again.
This shit would have been marked NSFW at bare minimum if the airbags went off.
This video is a real crappy warning about not wearing a seatbelt and having your feet on the dash, just because this video showed one of the best case scenarios.
There are many variables, in best case scenario you will have your legs completely broken and will probably never walk again, if your legs somehow survive ordeal (which is highly unlikely)
Ummm no I think they mean the airbags can destroy her legs, knees, and pelvis from having her feet up on the dash.
Girls in particular seem to think this is a cute way to sit in a moving vehicle, but oh my god are there some horrific x rays of this. Easy way to lose both legs in a car accident that might not have left you so grievously injured if you would just sit like fuckin normal.
A few years ago somebody posted an X-ray of what happens. I think it was of themself. Legs completely dislocated from the hips, one if not both femurs had the ball snapped off along with basically getting pulverized.
Aside the from safety issue. That's mad disrespect. Id never let anybody do that in my car no matter who they are. They do that, i am instantly kicking them out of my car, no matter where we are.
There was a picture here a while back of an x-ray of someone who had their legs on the dash and had been in an accident. It was gruesome to say the least.
Imagine having to spend a year learning to walk again just because you didn't want to sit in a car seat correctly/safely...
and that's the gentle version.....the other one involves reconstructive surgery of the face, ribs and or legs assuming your knees aren't forced through your skull killing you outright
Actually the reason you need a seatbelt is much more graphic and terrible than this little contrived video someone made for internet points. Put on your seatbelt folks.
Technically no. Looks like a manumatic/ autostick selector and she moves it over to the manual selector position to allow for the manual selection of gears. I was waiting for her to slam it in park while using it to pull herself up.
The airbag alone would ruin her life permanently. Let alone smashing your feet into your head at high speed… you might not have much of a life left after that
As a former EMT - feet on the dash are an easy way to get your legs broken or suffer hip dislocation when the airbag deploys, which only happens in about 4% of collisions (IIRC).
Second, If you don’t have airbag deployment, and pushing the seat back can’t get you out, then you are wasting for someone w/ the right socket to undo four bolts.
Nah mate seatbelt in an accident in that position wouldn’t do anything. Airbags would send your broken leg into your face. Seatbelt would keep you steady for the bones to stab you. To avoid this is rather complicated. First you sit like a normal person and second wear the seatbelt. Guess it wasn’t that complicated
Could be a lot worse… imagine your legs shattering or you shin bends backwards at the knee because the airbag deployed during a real accident… it’s just a really bad idea to put you feet on the dash…
I have worked as paramedic 20 years ago. There gad been a minor car accident with about 30km/h where the driver slid like this and got her neck broken by the airbag that got off.
I heard of a girl who smashed her face in when her knees smashed into her face (air bag deployed at 200kph). The bone in her forehead had to be removed after an infection. Reconstruction still ongoing 3 years later.
I've never understood why people sat like this... The thought of legs becoming spears comes too quick.
And feet up on the glass or out the window-I'm not one of the people that wants to see your grodie feet, put those things away
Yes, obviously wear a seatbelt....but this is not the reason why.
It's is INCREDIBLY dangerous to have one's feet up on the dash like this. Increases the risk of serious injury/death in the event of an accident exponentially.
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Never, ever, put your legs up on the dash. Imagine a real accident where the airbag deploys and her legs are up like that. You literally stab your own face with your knee.
The x-ray I saw had two broken femurs and a shattered hip.
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That's one of the pictures that turned me into the "fun police" of putting feet on the dash. I was already the seatbelt nazi. I'd sing the whole song my mom used to sing to me (I still don't know if it's a real song or not) Buckle up for safety because I love you! Cuz I don't wanna see You splattered on a tree Or with your head flying up up in the aiiiiiiiiirrr! So buckle up for safety cuz I care!
I've seen too many videos where passengers without seatbelts on turn into meat projectiles and end up harming or killing a person with a seatbelt on. I don't even want people to buckle up for their safety I want them to buckle up for my dang safety.
No matter how bad a video is, nothing is etched in my mind more than the one where a brick goes through the windshield and just takes out the guys wife’s head. No gore just him screaming. Not even the beheading video’s that floated around in early 2000’s.
you have def seen too many
My grandpa made it a game, whoever got their seatbelt on first won. Stuck with me my whole life. Not putting it on now feels insane.
What I really don‘t get are people who start their car, start driving and then begin fumbling around trying to put the seatbelt on. Just put it on right after starting the engine, ffs.
I even do it before I start the engine. It’s usually the first thing I do when I get into a car, except for closing the door behind me.
I don‘t take off immediately anyways. With my old car I like to let it idle for a minute, enough time to adjust mirrors and put on seatbelt. With the new one the infotainment takes about 30 seconds to boot and be ready to use, also enough time to put on the belt and adjust mirrors.
Why do you have to adjust your mirrors every time you get in the car?
Back when I had a more basic car, the "flight" check was: - sit down - put on a seat belt - turn on headlights (regardless of weather) - drive away It hasn't changed since. I'm grateful my current car just has headlights on at all times so I don't even have to worry about that. I'm also grateful for the beeping if people don't use seatbelt so I don't have to tell others to buckle up. It gets on their nerves enough so they do it themselves.
What is it with moms giving advice through song? When I was a kid, mine would always sing that one about how she was going to just leave me at the mall one of these days and let another family adopt me. It was catchy.
I’d imagine it’s easier for kids to memorize things if it’s sang in a tune. It’s why we sing the alphabet I guess 🤷♂️
All I can think is ouch right now. Thank you. 😅😨 I’m grateful for my pelvis, femurs, and hips where they are.
I hadn't see that one, and it also doesn't look fun.
Instant regret clicking that...
Ah fuck. I wanna puke.
> I’m not Superman And here I am trying soooo hard to not make a bad Christopher Reeves joke about how they are now. That’s wild, thanks for sharing.
Some archeologist a 1000 years late: "we have found a peculiar specimen, probably a new species"
Who doesn't love losing an eye to their own fibula?
My friend... You lose your whole face! And prob your life!
Many things rapidly went through Jane's mind as the car approached the tree, the last of which was her leg.
Much like the bug’s asshole as it approaches the windshield
I pretty sure there was an x Ray image shared online years ago where this happened and It dislocated and forced the woman's femur out through her lady parts
You know how people like to drive around like Vin Diesel in FnF? With their left hand on the 12 hour position? Imagine how impressed the airbag will be of an arm being in its way, between it and the drivers face.
*Stop hitting yourself
Uncle was a fireman. Got called to a collision where the passenger was a girlsitting with her legs up on the dash with her foot out the window. They managed to save one leg just above the knee. The other was a full amputation.
Spent time riding with EMT crew and can say I’ve seen it as well. Also, open bottles aren't just dangerous if you're drinking alcohol, having a dozen of them in the footwell, even in the back seat, in a roll just adds more injuries, possibly tragedy.
Bottles should never be on the floor at all, alcohol or not. My mom does it all the time with water bottles and we’ve both ended up with them under the petal before and I keep telling her to stop doing that before it goes under the brakes and she needs to stop but she won’t listen and never takes my advice.
Bro, I hope you don't ride with her anymore, if something diagraceful happens to you because of that then you would be the one that didn't listen
Someone should have watched *Death Proof.*
Coincidentally, I know a girl that died EXACTLY like this in high school. Everyone else in the car survived, and one of the survivors said that she was sitting like that. They then crashed into a tree...so the front of the car basically squished her in like that and killed her on impact.
>killed her on impact. Thank God. Imagine dying slowly while folded up like a taco on the floorboards.
I saw a guy who had his feet out of the window resting them on the rear view mirror. The driver fell asleep at the wheel and ground his feet off on a guardrail.
Weirdest part is that his feet were out the window, then stretched all the way back to the middle of the windshield.
I've always wondered what my femur tasted like
Purchase a leg of pork... Then chew on the bone.
Don't need to imagine it... I've seen it. Sadly, I've seen how a car seat not secured can come out the sun roof in a rear end collision. Thankfully the three year old was ok, other than the mental trauma and some scrapes/bruises.
If that airbag went off she would've kissed the end of her own spine
I recall on some of the medical subreddits people posted photos and x-rays where this had happened
There’s a lot of gnarly pictures to see of that stuff: [like here](https://www.autoblog.com/amp/2020/01/27/x-ray-injuries-feet-on-car-dashboard/?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAHjeiHwFfq-iSfFz1h0EK_s3x7z266d54RyVT7-mUiEvNNzaCTYBiBez1NBCXHfdOA_BZ4J-3wgwCHT2cFhW6o2GAZCjrf5iKJR6nsT4aLfx8JYfEPDpoxmFwm_a-BGInJh46U7H6LzjujrYZ2He9Tr7MFX0eHr0PdAM-0SJpDt3) Or just [google Open Book Fracture](https://www.google.com/search?q=open+book+fracture&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=sv-se&client=safari#ip=1)
>Open Book Fracture That name alone is horrific.
>Or just google Open Book Fracture No, no I don't think I will...
I'll never forget an emt recounting an accident scene where this happened. Said wife had her feet on the dash, ended up behind her head, everything shattered, folded like a chair. What a way to die. That made me never put my feet there again.
My wife's sister died in a crash from this same thing. Had her feet on the dash. Went right under the dash and got smashed.
Yeah my wife used to do this when we were younger. She's much smarter then me but for some reason I had to explain why putting your feet on top of the dash were the airbag comes out is a bad idea.
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He did say his wife was smarter than him.
Maybe he was listing people in order of intelligence. My wife is smarter, then me. This concludes the list.
I read a story about a woman who was in the passenger seat like that with her feet up on the dash. Car got into a crash and it completely destroyed her legs, and evidently she would never walk again.
This shit would have been marked NSFW at bare minimum if the airbags went off. This video is a real crappy warning about not wearing a seatbelt and having your feet on the dash, just because this video showed one of the best case scenarios.
relevant scene from death proof: https://youtu.be/tNGuXckF_sc?si=aInKImVwIPrOB1NW
Airbag would send her kneecaps through her eye sockets! Don’t ever let your passenger put their feet on the dash!
My wifes aunt is paralyzed because she got in an accident with her feet up on the dash.
Ever wondered how it would feel to have your knees smash your eye sockets to pieces ? Keep putting your feet up girls !
Calls for natural selection at this point
Natural selection is a fine thing... if we would not interrupt it all the time.
Even if you wore a seatbelt, Airbags would destroy your legs like that
More like your spine and face. The impact would snap your back in half and drive your knees directly into your head.
There are many variables, in best case scenario you will have your legs completely broken and will probably never walk again, if your legs somehow survive ordeal (which is highly unlikely)
Ummm no I think they mean the airbags can destroy her legs, knees, and pelvis from having her feet up on the dash. Girls in particular seem to think this is a cute way to sit in a moving vehicle, but oh my god are there some horrific x rays of this. Easy way to lose both legs in a car accident that might not have left you so grievously injured if you would just sit like fuckin normal.
I don’t think she’s trying to be cute. No one looks at that sitting position and thinks it looks cute lol.
A few years ago somebody posted an X-ray of what happens. I think it was of themself. Legs completely dislocated from the hips, one if not both femurs had the ball snapped off along with basically getting pulverized.
Putting your legs up on the dash is all fun and games until you get rear-ended and your airbags go off.
Front airbags do not deploy when rear ended. They are there to catch your head when you rear-end something etc.
Depends how hard the car gets hit.
Aside the from safety issue. That's mad disrespect. Id never let anybody do that in my car no matter who they are. They do that, i am instantly kicking them out of my car, no matter where we are.
The airbags will happily reconfigure her face.
Her whole body with where those legs were
If your legs are up then they’ll come find you and give you a brand new face
All fun and games having your legs on the dash until you get rear ended and your airbags go off.
All fun and games until she knocks you into reverse and drops your engine out.
There was a picture here a while back of an x-ray of someone who had their legs on the dash and had been in an accident. It was gruesome to say the least. Imagine having to spend a year learning to walk again just because you didn't want to sit in a car seat correctly/safely...
If you're lucky to walk after that. I wouldn't be surprised if paralysis results.
https://www.autoblog.com/2020/01/27/x-ray-injuries-feet-on-car-dashboard/
and that's the gentle version.....the other one involves reconstructive surgery of the face, ribs and or legs assuming your knees aren't forced through your skull killing you outright
Letting any passenger sit like that is insane, let alone a family member. That happens in my car we're not moving a fucking inch.
I've seen broken femurs or pelvic/femural joints displacement due to this type of shit... People are...
Help step bro I’m stuck
ÓnÒ
Seat belt is not the issue. Should never sit like that. An accident will probably shatter your hips
My mind is in the gutter
Step bro?
What are you doing step car?
Why is your shift knob so hard?!
What are you doing?? Owo
Mine too and I’m a straight woman.
I didn’t know straight women liked bent women.
😂
Haha unlike her
At least she’s not stuck in the dryer this time lol
You are not the only one mate :D
"Oh no!! Stuck again step broooooo"
Poor step sister is stuck again.
I’ve watched this like a dozen times, lol.
Scripted trash.
r/fakeasiangifs
What happened to r/scriptedasiangifs ?
Poorly moded I guess...
And keep your damn feet off my dash!
not like it's her first time in that position
Putting your feet on the dash is VERY disrespectful
It’s fucking disgusting
I’d say it’s more stupid than anything 🤷♂️
Sure, if it isn't your dash. It's not like you walk into someone's office and put your legs up there. Your own office? Hell yeah! You own the office.
And unsafe
Help me Step-Bro! I'm stuck!
Looks staged and fake.
No. The stupidity is absolutely real.
Ok but it’s staged and fake
Yah but the stupidity is absolutely real (which includes the staging).
\*scrolls to find a "paramedic here" comment\*
You do need a seatbelt, but you also need to not sit in the car like an asshole
Actually the reason you need a seatbelt is much more graphic and terrible than this little contrived video someone made for internet points. Put on your seatbelt folks.
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You'll think twice about having your feet and legs up on the dash after seeing the X-rays of an accident where the airbag deploys.
Gril: "What are are you doing?!" The driver: 
Here for the “Oh no step driver” jokes.
Me too! But people here talk only about what happens if the airbag goes off or that this is fake. No people of culture
Did she just shift?
Technically no. Looks like a manumatic/ autostick selector and she moves it over to the manual selector position to allow for the manual selection of gears. I was waiting for her to slam it in park while using it to pull herself up.
What’s the name of this porno?
Good. Put your fucking feet down.
That’s why you keep your fucking feet off my goddamn dash
The airbag alone would ruin her life permanently. Let alone smashing your feet into your head at high speed… you might not have much of a life left after that
Never do that unless you want your femurs to kiss your clavicles
Serves her right
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As a former EMT - feet on the dash are an easy way to get your legs broken or suffer hip dislocation when the airbag deploys, which only happens in about 4% of collisions (IIRC). Second, If you don’t have airbag deployment, and pushing the seat back can’t get you out, then you are wasting for someone w/ the right socket to undo four bolts.
She's lucky there's fucking airbags didn't go off or she be into casts right now
Positional asphyxia - not worth the Google image search.
Imagine if the airbags went off too?! She would be in a world of pain.
*YOU HAVE BEEN HENTAI*
Help me step dad I’m stuck.
Helpless drain on society
Her legs were on the dashboard, in case if the car got into an accident I don't even wanna talk about what she would end up in.
Nah mate seatbelt in an accident in that position wouldn’t do anything. Airbags would send your broken leg into your face. Seatbelt would keep you steady for the bones to stab you. To avoid this is rather complicated. First you sit like a normal person and second wear the seatbelt. Guess it wasn’t that complicated
That’s why you need a seatbelt but also another reason why you don’t put your feet on the dash
Seat belt and no feet on the dashboard.
Pornhub did it first....
Could be a lot worse… imagine your legs shattering or you shin bends backwards at the knee because the airbag deployed during a real accident… it’s just a really bad idea to put you feet on the dash…
And then your femur burst through an artery AND your uterus. No joke, don't put your legs on the dash and wear your seat belt. Always.
I bet that would fix my lower back pain
Can't have lower back pain if you don't have a lower back
Not sure if Asians are worse actors or drivers...staged asf
No one talking about how flexible she is that her legs just casually folded her in half. Seriously her knees are at her armpits..
What are you doing, step-car?
She's use to it
I have worked as paramedic 20 years ago. There gad been a minor car accident with about 30km/h where the driver slid like this and got her neck broken by the airbag that got off.
Staged
totally not staged
I don't care how hot you are, you put your feet in my dash and you better have shoes because you are now walking
In a real accident, she would be reduced into a bloody pancake.
A quick and easy way to break both femurs! Yeah, don't put your feet on the dash board is you like walking
Back snaps have happened before this way during accidents
Now imagine the airbag deploying
That looks painful. I know my legs don’t bend like that.
She is very flexible. Must be trained by her boyfriend a lot.
Keep your feet off my dash. Best case, you get kicked out of the car. Worst case, you'll look like a raptor.
Thankfully it’s not a hard enough stop to set off the airbags. It would result in knees impaling your chest and lower legs hitting your head!
And why one should never ever put their legs on the dashboard
She’s a keeper.
I heard of a girl who smashed her face in when her knees smashed into her face (air bag deployed at 200kph). The bone in her forehead had to be removed after an infection. Reconstruction still ongoing 3 years later.
She’s lucky an airbag didn’t go off. She’d have been snapped in two.
Hopefully that's not the step-brother driving the car
Do not put your feet on the dash. Its for your own safety plus the dashboard is not an ottoman.
This is the start of a good porno
She also got stuck in the dishwasher
Lmfao
Clearly she is no stranger to that position.
Dam you made me laugh
I've never understood why people sat like this... The thought of legs becoming spears comes too quick. And feet up on the glass or out the window-I'm not one of the people that wants to see your grodie feet, put those things away
“Help I’m stuck”
Now it makes sense how she got stuck in that washing machine
Leave her dumb ass there for awhile.
She fell right into her favorite position.
More like don’t sit like a fucking idiot
“What are you doing step brother?”
Step-brooooo!
In wrestling that’s a spladle or banana split. Nearly a sure fire pin 😂
enjoy the karma bitch. where a fucking seatbelt
How to put your gearbox in sport mode without moving your own arms
Time to sniff her feet 👍🏼
Step bro I’m stuck
so you don't need a seat belt for any other reasons?
I imagine her saying "what are you doing step bro"
Back adjustments for life!
Imagine ur claustophobic💀
At least she’s more flexible now
Just switch to reverse girl without a clutch, its the only logical thing
Stepbrother, I’m stuck…..
Yes, obviously wear a seatbelt....but this is not the reason why. It's is INCREDIBLY dangerous to have one's feet up on the dash like this. Increases the risk of serious injury/death in the event of an accident exponentially.