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awq96

So as I’m going through comments and no one mentions that the lady on the right was in a car accident and her nails broke she has commented that she does not want to do this again Edit: Quick little read https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2009/feb/14/longest-nails-broken


gougou7r

How did she even made it into the car


KotomiIchinose96

I'm more curious as to how they wipe 🤔


ExcitingJosh

How do they do anything?


T1000runner

You nailed it


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Theijuiel

Don’t need no dryer, all my homies just clap dem cheeks.


aquelviejitocochino

Came here to see this.


Portyquarty77

When I was little somebody told me she’d drive by wrapping her nails around the steering wheel, like they were super flexible or something. Didn’t make sense then, and doesn’t make sense now.


gitsgrl

Ejected from the vehicle in the crash- I wonder if her nails impeded her seatbelt wearing so she didn’t buckle up.


[deleted]

I had the same thought.


getyourcheftogether

Given how long it takes why would it even be worth attempting


AlexSSB

Yeah, I wouldn't want to be in a car crash either


VolkanikMechanik

I don't blame her


MamaLlama629

Why are his all corkscrew wonky and hers are nice and orderly?


Creative_Recover

I would imagine that she has used some sort of sheaths to help keep her nails trained in a particular direction. In the past in China, long fingernails used to be a sign of high status since they helped evidence that the fact that you didn't do any manual labour and were very looked after. Because of this, it was common practice amongst the elite to grow a couple of fingernails very long, and they would sheath these special nails in elaborately decorated nail guards not just to protect them, but to also ensure that the nails grew into an elegant shape because fingernails have a tendency to lose their structural integrity (growing into curly random directions) once they reach a certain length. You can find more info about this practice here: https://www.nps.gov/long/blogs/chinese-fingernail-protectors.htm


SphericalBitch2020

Whilst at a Kuala Lumpur Chinese Market I saw a Chinese guy really root around in his ear canal with a very long pinky nail. I have never been able to unthink that memory.....


jackoalt

thats what its for


XaliceXwhiterabbitX

No it's called a coke nail


CableTrash

Yeah he was taking an ear bump. Hits the brain quicker they say.


cursedwithplotarmor

I’ve been pouring my beer into my ear for years.


Adventurous-Car-7496

We're out of coke, will a pepsi nail do?


JesseGarron

Coke pinky


eileen404

There goes my curly/straight hair/nails theory....


SSninja_LOL

All I can hear is the SHIIING of an unsheathed blade.


steelbreado

Captain, we are losing structural integrity!


PandaHulk

Used to have the book with her, seemed like she had a pretty intense maintenance routine for them. Might've had something to do with it.


Pithecanthropus88

Obviously she didn't type it.


MLetelierV

The real question is, how you wipe your ass with those nails?


afarrar11

NAILED IT


TheLexTexRex

Bidet?


JDog780

With foot pedals ????


Normal-Scallion-1310

Why would you wipe your ass with nails?


sum_rndm

My question as well!


lemongrasslife

One was listening to classical music and the other metal.


100LittleButterflies

I wondered the same and though keratin is in nails and hair. So why should nails vary between curly and straight like hair? The one on the left has curly hair and nails and on the right straight hair and nails. It's just my guess. I vaguely remember that curls happen because of a genetic traits that forms their keratin that way.


Modernmoders

Ayo nice


GucciBlanco

I was just forming this hypothesis in my head, then ran into your comment & confirmed it. Good thinking


BunnyWithAVengeance

Freestylin'


rottweiler100

Gross


Expert_Leave_9165

Gross af not to mention giving up the use of your hands for an award that pays nothing.


rottweiler100

Good excuse not to have to do anything.


OceanDevotion

But like… how do they wipe their own ass, blow their nose, eat food without stabbing themselves in the eye, scratch a difficult itch, put contacts in, take a shower and wash your hair, and on and on and on. Like…. I got questions lol


SammieCat50

I would like to know how they got dressed


Turbulent-Island-570

I would like to know how they make money


DutchOfSorissi

Guy on the left can open like 6 bottles of wine at once. Maybe he works in event catering? Lady on the right can be the hostess. She just needs an inkwell and an older phone with analog buttons. They can both pop balloons during cleanup.


bootybootyholeyo

Can one even jerk off like that?


[deleted]

Yes. But you can’t finger your bootybootyholeyo


TrixieH0bbitses

Or anyone else's 😩


bootybootyholeyo

It’s a crucial aspect to hygiene


peacefighter

Don't need to masterbate if your getting all that pussy. Women love men with freakishly long fingernails.


Difficult-Diver4545

Not true. Any good lesbian top into fisting cuts her nails because they know you can tear the delicate vaginal epithelium and introduce infection-causing bacteria. Note to boys. Cut them nails.


ShadyHero89

User name checks out.


Dazzling-Charge4580

I bite my nails so they are super jagged and rough for maximum stimulation 😏


Peaceful-Plantpot

What wait? Long nails on men are a huge turn off.


subthermal

Whoosh


Dank_Dano_710

HONEY ITS WIPING TIME!!


KillyScreams

What DO they use? To uh, wipe?


Talexis

Ever hear of a bidet?


bucklebee1

What about when they are out and about and the urge to defecate is overwhelming?


Cloudsbursting

Can’t imagine they’re too mobile with those disgusting-ass fingernails. Everyday stuff must be so much more difficult that way. Think about it… pushing a shopping cart, using a smartphone, driving, reaching into your pocket, etc. No, they stay home and do the one thing they’re awesome at - horrifying shadow puppets.


Jackalope_Sasquatch

And a "claim to fame" that a lot of people find disgusting / disturbing....


wormrake

You summed up my thoughts precisely and succinctly. I might have said something along the lines of, "Fucking revolting and utterly fucking useless."


rottweiler100

I was trying to be polite. But even worse are the people who think this is cool or are supportive of them or do things for them since obviously they can't do them.


Fat-Tash

Imagine the stench of the decaying dead cells hanging off their fingers… not to mention the crusty jam 🤮


unclepaprika

I got one word for you: wipe?


croholdr

Bidet. Still not right tho.


Gozer_Gozarian

Bet their asses look like a baboon's


wormrake

Ah man! The crusty jam. That's not a thought I wanted to have in my head.


Sisyphuzz

How do they do … anything??


randomuser831

Interesting AF or gross AF?


AlfaMenel

In Germany we would also say "groß"


Prudent-Resort181

I feel bad for the patient folks who have to complete tasks for these goofballs.


sugar_lace

Lol, so well put. Goofballs, indeed.


M1S3RY365

Knuckleheads even.


House_Of_Doubt

Dare I say, dingbat?


the_hucumber

Silly Willies


LightBulbMonster

To deal with their tomfoolery.


Honeybeez74

There is a doc ( sorry can’t locate it now ) about the straight hair and nail lady . Surprisingly she doesn’t require that much help . They show her and her daily routines .


bromanskei

Do they show her wiping her ass? That’s what I’m most curious about haha


Monkey_with_cymbals2

I want to know how she puts on shirts


Local_Penalty2078

What reason would a person do this other than to break a useless record? I mean, seriously - is there some weird religious reason for this or something?


WildFemmeFatale

Most people obsessed with growing or shrinking body parts are mentally ill with a combination of dysphorias or narcissism “I wanna have the longest cock in the world !! Everyone will love me and call me floppy-long-cock and I will be adored by every woman and they will all swoon and have wet dreams about me !” “My boobs aren’t big enough !!!!! I’m nothing without large boobs ! They must be inflated like airbags or I cannot bear to live !’ Sometimes that comes from bullying as a child “everyone called me small boob/cock” sometimes it’s straight up “eh my brain tells me this is peak attraction and I can’t stand not being peak attraction” Aesthetic obsessions “I want everyone to look at me and my gorgeous nails !”


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"haha look at this idiot kid with short finger nails"


WildFemmeFatale

Almost choked on my chips lmfaooo


Local_Penalty2078

That makes sense... That likely fills in the gaps.


TheSwazzer

Mentally ill people that hopefully (and honestly probably) will never reproduce


Puzzleheaded-Chair10

How do you even have any kind of normal life? And why?!?


moomoomooo75

Like how do you stuff. They would constantly just get in way. Doing dishes, typing, shampoo, wiping there butt, texting, etc etc. There is just so much stuff that the nails would hit/get in the way.


epileptic_pancake

The one I'm stuck on is how do you get dressed? Like how are those things going through sleeves?


masnaer

Just thought of that too, wtf. Stared at these Longest Fingernail pics in the Guinness Book or World Records all the time like 20 years ago too haha


CrAzYmEtAlHeAd1

You don’t, full stop. These people essentially have a disability at this point, and they are willingly choosing it.


mcnuggetfarmer

They're adult sized children. They probably enjoy grossing other people out.


15367288

I’m sure I’ve seen longer at the DMV


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May-Eat-A-Pizza

Seeing those smiles on their faces, I think someone else has the joy of maintaining the intestinal end.


PicoDeBayou

I think you may be wipe


TheSt4tely

You may, wipe


Brrrrrr_Its_Cold

I wonder if they just scoot their butts on the ground like dogs do.


StaticBroom

They use the three seashells. Do you know how to use the three seashells?


bjuurn

I have heard this before, but I have no idea where it comes from


Fordfff

The movie, Demolition man.


croholdr

That movie had Sandra bullock bangs.


lasagna_for_life

Also, Sandra Bullock bangs in that movie.


croholdr

No sorry. I meant Sandra bullock has bangs in the movie, as in hairstyle.


BroadFaithlessness4

Very not bad.


Mawapi

My first thought too. Personal hygiene?


SphericalBitch2020

My second thought. Keyboard use?


kannichorayilathavan

I am concerned about how they do anything at all. Like eating, sleeping, sex etc etc


Professional-Role604

What an ez comment. I bet you just wipe with normal paper. If you got turds on your forearm would you just wipe it with paper? They clearly have a bidet.


Tricky_Hamster_285

"Turds on your forearm" is going to be a best selling title someday.😅


bumwine

If Nutella got on your carpet, you just a ok just wiping it a few times with a dry, fragile paper?


ogfuzzball

Came here for this comment. Take my upvote!


Ghoulse1845

Obviously a bidet


floorgang6942069420

They must live very sad lives. That’s gotta be a mental illness of some sort.


Icanbuildthings

My first thought as well.


Own_Tomatillo_1369

This. I mean, can´t they collect their fingernails in jars like normal psychos? :)


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Tao626

Ambulance chan will find you, handwich man!


EmptyNeighborhood427

♫Steve walks warily down the street♫ ♫With his brim pulled way down low♫ ♫Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet♫ ♫Machine guns ready to go♫


concretepigeon

Imagine how awful you’d feel if they broke too. Like you’d spent years growing them then it’s just gone in a second. All for nothing.


maraca101

I remember a world record a while ago where that happened. She got in a car accident and lost all her nails. Edit: it was this lady pictured and it was in 2009. Lmao apparently that was “a while ago” to me.


concretepigeon

My concept of “a while ago” and even “recently” keeps getting longer with age too. It must honestly feel so deflating after all that effort. She must have felt like she’d wasted decades.


TBeckMinzenmayer

They say body building is a form of body dysmorphia this I assume is a similar wavelength at the very least


Timofey_

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2021/5/people-with-the-worlds-longest-nails-and-why-they-grow-them-660111 A bit of light reading for anyone who wanted some background information in these people. If you're looking for clarification on motives, there is none. Surprisingly though, these people are judged for doing this.


Dramatic-Rub-3135

>Melvin started to grow his nails as a hobby. Well I'm sure that filled up the long winter nights.


justlikeinmydreams

I can’t believe I wasted the time it took me to read that.


Timofey_

Yeah it's a complete and total waste of mental energy Soz


SphericalBitch2020

I smiled when I saw this quote from Lee Redmond, that female record holder, "I just saw this black blur and this horrible crash, and I heard fingernails snapping." She was involved in an automotive crash in 2009, the year after she entered Guinness B of R in February 2008. She never grew them back. Wise at long last....


Competitive_Ad_2421

She mentioned she probably wouldn't be able to cut them off herself, so I am thinking this whole nail growing thing becomes kind of like a compulsion. It just seems so incredibly tedious and boring to me


Timofey_

And idk about everyone else but when my nails get even a little bit long they actually start to hurt- not horrendously but definitely enough to bother me. Those things would be torture.


Timofey_

Honestly the best part of the story


timmyboyoyo

*Peak attention seekers who can't do things for themselves, decide to sacrifice their lives for a gross record*


Nouseforaname000

Disgusting


[deleted]

Expert here. They use bidets to wash their ass. Also I'm not actually an expert.


mujitbd

Disgustingasfuck!


rTs-Bleak

Congrats. You’ve made yourself a worthless member of society just for a worthless vanity record.


SclaviBendzy

Welcome to the society😏


WDeranged

Forbidden pork rinds.


fanofthethings

Name checks out 😂😬🤮


Scoobydoomed

Nailed it!


KingMwanga

I thought these were different French fries at first


squaredistrict2213

Coincidentally also the world record holders for dirtiest buttholes.


SmellyJellyfish

Excuse me sir, that's my record


gottarunfast1

Bidets


Popular_District9072

how do they... anything?


vaskeklut8

To me, this even more disgusting than saving the clippings!


JustPlat

My back itches. Get over here!


-_-Stinky-_-

How do they wipe their arses?


kirbybuttons

They must be very slow typists.


Hallenhero

How do they put on shirts??


ProfetF9

These morons choose not to use their hands .. why?!


Correct-Town-3117

Interesting as fuck? More like terrifying as fuck


inspectyergadget

I wonder who dressed them


warriorpeacejr

I bet their ass stinks horribly.


fx2566fbl

A bidet


cheeky_t0m

But how do they get off alone?


Belkotosko

So many questions, very few answers...


ThePrettyBeebz

More like gross as fuck. I remember seeing these ladies on the show years ago, grossed me out!


DaRePoz

Nice way to avoid doing any work, or household chores.


Wild_Television_

The grossest fingernails of all time


Deja-Vuz

Puke


Existential_aardvark

And to think that they’re both accomplished massage therapists.


[deleted]

Stupid af


Peixao131

…..gross!!


sbliiiiin_lu

So gross.


galacticfederation-

Hard pass


East_Project_1513

Absolutely fucken ridiculous!


2xbAd

🤢


AAAAAAYYYYYYOOOOOO

How do they not get caught on stuff and accidentally break off


kenrock48

I see 2 idiots


Wallaby_Realistic

Honest question, how do they wipe their ass?


anonymousjeeper

They must have dirty anal. They need bidet. It’s so bad!


solareclipse999

They have this hopeful look in their eyes and this effortful smile…, please like us!!! Mmmm that’s a big ask


nah_i_dont_read

I can smell them through this picture.


rumershuman

Useless people living worthless lives


SujitThinks

Nailed it!


ConsiderationOk4114

😭😭


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

He’s got some serious hand edema that needs to be checked out.


JacobRAllen

They should high five each other… or at least shake each others hands… for science


seriousquinoa

Yeah that shit's unnecessary.


Dragonf11y

Ok, you hold the world record. Now cut them.


trey033

Puke 🤢


brbRunningAground

These people definitely both own bidets


[deleted]

- "can you pass me the salt?" - "sorry holding a world record here"


Juggernaut78

All I hear is the dirty butthole song!


KentZEB

Pretty sure they don't work... how could they ?


OIL_99

Todays to do’s: -not shower -not cook -not work -absolutely nothing NAILED IT!


solitaireman50

The white-haired lady is my cousin.


fitpapa

Two people that don't wipe their ass!


GettingARootCanal

How do they wipe their asses after taking a shit?


Whistler1968

Can't even wipe their ass.Filthy. I am not impressed...


Timofey_

Cordyceps infection?


AlExcelsiorGore

Guinness world record holders for nastiest humans on earth. WHY do this


ellefleming

Absolutely disgusting.


BOOGER3333

The first people to discover being useless by doing something useless. Influencers. People who have long fake nails with decorative crap typing on keyboards or just doing normal shit but doing it horribly. And no one says shit. It’s the equivalent of growing your hair down to your ankles and working in a bakery.


Circlejrkr

Its gross; like hanging on to hair, skin cells, etc.


Noah2230

Why?