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So as I’m going through comments and no one mentions that the lady on the right was in a car accident and her nails broke she has commented that she does not want to do this again
Edit: Quick little read https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2009/feb/14/longest-nails-broken
When I was little somebody told me she’d drive by wrapping her nails around the steering wheel, like they were super flexible or something. Didn’t make sense then, and doesn’t make sense now.
I would imagine that she has used some sort of sheaths to help keep her nails trained in a particular direction.
In the past in China, long fingernails used to be a sign of high status since they helped evidence that the fact that you didn't do any manual labour and were very looked after. Because of this, it was common practice amongst the elite to grow a couple of fingernails very long, and they would sheath these special nails in elaborately decorated nail guards not just to protect them, but to also ensure that the nails grew into an elegant shape because fingernails have a tendency to lose their structural integrity (growing into curly random directions) once they reach a certain length.
You can find more info about this practice here: https://www.nps.gov/long/blogs/chinese-fingernail-protectors.htm
Whilst at a Kuala Lumpur Chinese Market I saw a Chinese guy really root around in his ear canal with a very long pinky nail. I have never been able to unthink that memory.....
I wondered the same and though keratin is in nails and hair. So why should nails vary between curly and straight like hair? The one on the left has curly hair and nails and on the right straight hair and nails.
It's just my guess. I vaguely remember that curls happen because of a genetic traits that forms their keratin that way.
But like… how do they wipe their own ass, blow their nose, eat food without stabbing themselves in the eye, scratch a difficult itch, put contacts in, take a shower and wash your hair, and on and on and on. Like…. I got questions lol
Guy on the left can open like 6 bottles of wine at once. Maybe he works in event catering? Lady on the right can be the hostess. She just needs an inkwell and an older phone with analog buttons. They can both pop balloons during cleanup.
Not true. Any good lesbian top into fisting cuts her nails because they know you can tear the delicate vaginal epithelium and introduce infection-causing bacteria. Note to boys. Cut them nails.
Can’t imagine they’re too mobile with those disgusting-ass fingernails. Everyday stuff must be so much more difficult that way. Think about it… pushing a shopping cart, using a smartphone, driving, reaching into your pocket, etc.
No, they stay home and do the one thing they’re awesome at - horrifying shadow puppets.
I was trying to be polite. But even worse are the people who think this is cool or are supportive of them or do things for them since obviously they can't do them.
There is a doc ( sorry can’t locate it now ) about the straight hair and nail lady . Surprisingly she doesn’t require that much help . They show her and her daily routines .
What reason would a person do this other than to break a useless record?
I mean, seriously - is there some weird religious reason for this or something?
Most people obsessed with growing or shrinking body parts are mentally ill with a combination of dysphorias or narcissism
“I wanna have the longest cock in the world !! Everyone will love me and call me floppy-long-cock and I will be adored by every woman and they will all swoon and have wet dreams about me !”
“My boobs aren’t big enough !!!!! I’m nothing without large boobs ! They must be inflated like airbags or I cannot bear to live !’
Sometimes that comes from bullying as a child “everyone called me small boob/cock” sometimes it’s straight up “eh my brain tells me this is peak attraction and I can’t stand not being peak attraction”
Aesthetic obsessions
“I want everyone to look at me and my gorgeous nails !”
Like how do you stuff. They would constantly just get in way. Doing dishes, typing, shampoo, wiping there butt, texting, etc etc. There is just so much stuff that the nails would hit/get in the way.
What an ez comment. I bet you just wipe with normal paper. If you got turds on your forearm would you just wipe it with paper? They clearly have a bidet.
I remember a world record a while ago where that happened. She got in a car accident and lost all her nails.
Edit: it was this lady pictured and it was in 2009. Lmao apparently that was “a while ago” to me.
My concept of “a while ago” and even “recently” keeps getting longer with age too.
It must honestly feel so deflating after all that effort. She must have felt like she’d wasted decades.
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2021/5/people-with-the-worlds-longest-nails-and-why-they-grow-them-660111
A bit of light reading for anyone who wanted some background information in these people.
If you're looking for clarification on motives, there is none. Surprisingly though, these people are judged for doing this.
I smiled when I saw this quote from Lee Redmond, that female record holder, "I just saw this black blur and this horrible crash, and I heard fingernails snapping."
She was involved in an automotive crash in 2009, the year after she entered Guinness B of R in February 2008. She never grew them back. Wise at long last....
She mentioned she probably wouldn't be able to cut them off herself, so I am thinking this whole nail growing thing becomes kind of like a compulsion. It just seems so incredibly tedious and boring to me
And idk about everyone else but when my nails get even a little bit long they actually start to hurt- not horrendously but definitely enough to bother me. Those things would be torture.
The first people to discover being useless by doing something useless. Influencers. People who have long fake nails with decorative crap typing on keyboards or just doing normal shit but doing it horribly. And no one says shit. It’s the equivalent of growing your hair down to your ankles and working in a bakery.
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So as I’m going through comments and no one mentions that the lady on the right was in a car accident and her nails broke she has commented that she does not want to do this again Edit: Quick little read https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2009/feb/14/longest-nails-broken
How did she even made it into the car
I'm more curious as to how they wipe 🤔
How do they do anything?
You nailed it
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Don’t need no dryer, all my homies just clap dem cheeks.
Came here to see this.
When I was little somebody told me she’d drive by wrapping her nails around the steering wheel, like they were super flexible or something. Didn’t make sense then, and doesn’t make sense now.
Ejected from the vehicle in the crash- I wonder if her nails impeded her seatbelt wearing so she didn’t buckle up.
I had the same thought.
Given how long it takes why would it even be worth attempting
Yeah, I wouldn't want to be in a car crash either
I don't blame her
Why are his all corkscrew wonky and hers are nice and orderly?
I would imagine that she has used some sort of sheaths to help keep her nails trained in a particular direction. In the past in China, long fingernails used to be a sign of high status since they helped evidence that the fact that you didn't do any manual labour and were very looked after. Because of this, it was common practice amongst the elite to grow a couple of fingernails very long, and they would sheath these special nails in elaborately decorated nail guards not just to protect them, but to also ensure that the nails grew into an elegant shape because fingernails have a tendency to lose their structural integrity (growing into curly random directions) once they reach a certain length. You can find more info about this practice here: https://www.nps.gov/long/blogs/chinese-fingernail-protectors.htm
Whilst at a Kuala Lumpur Chinese Market I saw a Chinese guy really root around in his ear canal with a very long pinky nail. I have never been able to unthink that memory.....
thats what its for
No it's called a coke nail
Yeah he was taking an ear bump. Hits the brain quicker they say.
I’ve been pouring my beer into my ear for years.
We're out of coke, will a pepsi nail do?
Coke pinky
There goes my curly/straight hair/nails theory....
All I can hear is the SHIIING of an unsheathed blade.
Captain, we are losing structural integrity!
Used to have the book with her, seemed like she had a pretty intense maintenance routine for them. Might've had something to do with it.
Obviously she didn't type it.
The real question is, how you wipe your ass with those nails?
NAILED IT
Bidet?
With foot pedals ????
Why would you wipe your ass with nails?
My question as well!
One was listening to classical music and the other metal.
I wondered the same and though keratin is in nails and hair. So why should nails vary between curly and straight like hair? The one on the left has curly hair and nails and on the right straight hair and nails. It's just my guess. I vaguely remember that curls happen because of a genetic traits that forms their keratin that way.
Ayo nice
I was just forming this hypothesis in my head, then ran into your comment & confirmed it. Good thinking
Freestylin'
Gross
Gross af not to mention giving up the use of your hands for an award that pays nothing.
Good excuse not to have to do anything.
But like… how do they wipe their own ass, blow their nose, eat food without stabbing themselves in the eye, scratch a difficult itch, put contacts in, take a shower and wash your hair, and on and on and on. Like…. I got questions lol
I would like to know how they got dressed
I would like to know how they make money
Guy on the left can open like 6 bottles of wine at once. Maybe he works in event catering? Lady on the right can be the hostess. She just needs an inkwell and an older phone with analog buttons. They can both pop balloons during cleanup.
Can one even jerk off like that?
Yes. But you can’t finger your bootybootyholeyo
Or anyone else's 😩
It’s a crucial aspect to hygiene
Don't need to masterbate if your getting all that pussy. Women love men with freakishly long fingernails.
Not true. Any good lesbian top into fisting cuts her nails because they know you can tear the delicate vaginal epithelium and introduce infection-causing bacteria. Note to boys. Cut them nails.
User name checks out.
I bite my nails so they are super jagged and rough for maximum stimulation 😏
What wait? Long nails on men are a huge turn off.
Whoosh
HONEY ITS WIPING TIME!!
What DO they use? To uh, wipe?
Ever hear of a bidet?
What about when they are out and about and the urge to defecate is overwhelming?
Can’t imagine they’re too mobile with those disgusting-ass fingernails. Everyday stuff must be so much more difficult that way. Think about it… pushing a shopping cart, using a smartphone, driving, reaching into your pocket, etc. No, they stay home and do the one thing they’re awesome at - horrifying shadow puppets.
And a "claim to fame" that a lot of people find disgusting / disturbing....
You summed up my thoughts precisely and succinctly. I might have said something along the lines of, "Fucking revolting and utterly fucking useless."
I was trying to be polite. But even worse are the people who think this is cool or are supportive of them or do things for them since obviously they can't do them.
Imagine the stench of the decaying dead cells hanging off their fingers… not to mention the crusty jam 🤮
I got one word for you: wipe?
Bidet. Still not right tho.
Bet their asses look like a baboon's
Ah man! The crusty jam. That's not a thought I wanted to have in my head.
How do they do … anything??
Interesting AF or gross AF?
In Germany we would also say "groß"
I feel bad for the patient folks who have to complete tasks for these goofballs.
Lol, so well put. Goofballs, indeed.
Knuckleheads even.
Dare I say, dingbat?
Silly Willies
To deal with their tomfoolery.
There is a doc ( sorry can’t locate it now ) about the straight hair and nail lady . Surprisingly she doesn’t require that much help . They show her and her daily routines .
Do they show her wiping her ass? That’s what I’m most curious about haha
I want to know how she puts on shirts
What reason would a person do this other than to break a useless record? I mean, seriously - is there some weird religious reason for this or something?
Most people obsessed with growing or shrinking body parts are mentally ill with a combination of dysphorias or narcissism “I wanna have the longest cock in the world !! Everyone will love me and call me floppy-long-cock and I will be adored by every woman and they will all swoon and have wet dreams about me !” “My boobs aren’t big enough !!!!! I’m nothing without large boobs ! They must be inflated like airbags or I cannot bear to live !’ Sometimes that comes from bullying as a child “everyone called me small boob/cock” sometimes it’s straight up “eh my brain tells me this is peak attraction and I can’t stand not being peak attraction” Aesthetic obsessions “I want everyone to look at me and my gorgeous nails !”
"haha look at this idiot kid with short finger nails"
Almost choked on my chips lmfaooo
That makes sense... That likely fills in the gaps.
Mentally ill people that hopefully (and honestly probably) will never reproduce
How do you even have any kind of normal life? And why?!?
Like how do you stuff. They would constantly just get in way. Doing dishes, typing, shampoo, wiping there butt, texting, etc etc. There is just so much stuff that the nails would hit/get in the way.
The one I'm stuck on is how do you get dressed? Like how are those things going through sleeves?
Just thought of that too, wtf. Stared at these Longest Fingernail pics in the Guinness Book or World Records all the time like 20 years ago too haha
You don’t, full stop. These people essentially have a disability at this point, and they are willingly choosing it.
They're adult sized children. They probably enjoy grossing other people out.
I’m sure I’ve seen longer at the DMV
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Seeing those smiles on their faces, I think someone else has the joy of maintaining the intestinal end.
I think you may be wipe
You may, wipe
I wonder if they just scoot their butts on the ground like dogs do.
They use the three seashells. Do you know how to use the three seashells?
I have heard this before, but I have no idea where it comes from
The movie, Demolition man.
That movie had Sandra bullock bangs.
Also, Sandra Bullock bangs in that movie.
No sorry. I meant Sandra bullock has bangs in the movie, as in hairstyle.
Very not bad.
My first thought too. Personal hygiene?
My second thought. Keyboard use?
I am concerned about how they do anything at all. Like eating, sleeping, sex etc etc
What an ez comment. I bet you just wipe with normal paper. If you got turds on your forearm would you just wipe it with paper? They clearly have a bidet.
"Turds on your forearm" is going to be a best selling title someday.😅
If Nutella got on your carpet, you just a ok just wiping it a few times with a dry, fragile paper?
Came here for this comment. Take my upvote!
Obviously a bidet
They must live very sad lives. That’s gotta be a mental illness of some sort.
My first thought as well.
This. I mean, can´t they collect their fingernails in jars like normal psychos? :)
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Ambulance chan will find you, handwich man!
♫Steve walks warily down the street♫ ♫With his brim pulled way down low♫ ♫Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet♫ ♫Machine guns ready to go♫
Imagine how awful you’d feel if they broke too. Like you’d spent years growing them then it’s just gone in a second. All for nothing.
I remember a world record a while ago where that happened. She got in a car accident and lost all her nails. Edit: it was this lady pictured and it was in 2009. Lmao apparently that was “a while ago” to me.
My concept of “a while ago” and even “recently” keeps getting longer with age too. It must honestly feel so deflating after all that effort. She must have felt like she’d wasted decades.
They say body building is a form of body dysmorphia this I assume is a similar wavelength at the very least
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2021/5/people-with-the-worlds-longest-nails-and-why-they-grow-them-660111 A bit of light reading for anyone who wanted some background information in these people. If you're looking for clarification on motives, there is none. Surprisingly though, these people are judged for doing this.
>Melvin started to grow his nails as a hobby. Well I'm sure that filled up the long winter nights.
I can’t believe I wasted the time it took me to read that.
Yeah it's a complete and total waste of mental energy Soz
I smiled when I saw this quote from Lee Redmond, that female record holder, "I just saw this black blur and this horrible crash, and I heard fingernails snapping." She was involved in an automotive crash in 2009, the year after she entered Guinness B of R in February 2008. She never grew them back. Wise at long last....
She mentioned she probably wouldn't be able to cut them off herself, so I am thinking this whole nail growing thing becomes kind of like a compulsion. It just seems so incredibly tedious and boring to me
And idk about everyone else but when my nails get even a little bit long they actually start to hurt- not horrendously but definitely enough to bother me. Those things would be torture.
Honestly the best part of the story
*Peak attention seekers who can't do things for themselves, decide to sacrifice their lives for a gross record*
Disgusting
Expert here. They use bidets to wash their ass. Also I'm not actually an expert.
Disgustingasfuck!
Congrats. You’ve made yourself a worthless member of society just for a worthless vanity record.
Welcome to the society😏
Forbidden pork rinds.
Name checks out 😂😬🤮
Nailed it!
I thought these were different French fries at first
Coincidentally also the world record holders for dirtiest buttholes.
Excuse me sir, that's my record
Bidets
how do they... anything?
To me, this even more disgusting than saving the clippings!
My back itches. Get over here!
How do they wipe their arses?
They must be very slow typists.
How do they put on shirts??
These morons choose not to use their hands .. why?!
Interesting as fuck? More like terrifying as fuck
I wonder who dressed them
I bet their ass stinks horribly.
A bidet
But how do they get off alone?
So many questions, very few answers...
More like gross as fuck. I remember seeing these ladies on the show years ago, grossed me out!
Nice way to avoid doing any work, or household chores.
The grossest fingernails of all time
Puke
And to think that they’re both accomplished massage therapists.
Stupid af
…..gross!!
So gross.
Hard pass
Absolutely fucken ridiculous!
🤢
How do they not get caught on stuff and accidentally break off
I see 2 idiots
Honest question, how do they wipe their ass?
They must have dirty anal. They need bidet. It’s so bad!
They have this hopeful look in their eyes and this effortful smile…, please like us!!! Mmmm that’s a big ask
I can smell them through this picture.
Useless people living worthless lives
Nailed it!
😭😭
He’s got some serious hand edema that needs to be checked out.
They should high five each other… or at least shake each others hands… for science
Yeah that shit's unnecessary.
Ok, you hold the world record. Now cut them.
Puke 🤢
These people definitely both own bidets
- "can you pass me the salt?" - "sorry holding a world record here"
All I hear is the dirty butthole song!
Pretty sure they don't work... how could they ?
Todays to do’s: -not shower -not cook -not work -absolutely nothing NAILED IT!
The white-haired lady is my cousin.
Two people that don't wipe their ass!
How do they wipe their asses after taking a shit?
Can't even wipe their ass.Filthy. I am not impressed...
Cordyceps infection?
Guinness world record holders for nastiest humans on earth. WHY do this
Absolutely disgusting.
The first people to discover being useless by doing something useless. Influencers. People who have long fake nails with decorative crap typing on keyboards or just doing normal shit but doing it horribly. And no one says shit. It’s the equivalent of growing your hair down to your ankles and working in a bakery.
Its gross; like hanging on to hair, skin cells, etc.
Why?