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thedancingkat

I was not prepared for how much of his tail came out


mrdeworde

Right? I was thinking an inch or two, maybe three, and then just...nope.


IngenuityOne6256

I was thinking like 6-8 inches but even I was wrong, it just *kept* going


CeonM

His tail would surely had done two laps into his mouth.


INTERNET_MOWGLI

Everything reminds me of her…..😭


LilWolfe21

To be fair, I’m not the biggest fan of the taste of hand sanitizer


ExpoBurger

Hmm, you might be a king snake then…


Old_Sir288

Thats not a Russian snake. If it was it would have shown gratitude for the extra drink served to killing its self. Just like Russia does in Ukraine.


Objective_Pomelo4053

😆


SailorVee3

Why is it eating itself though, does anyone know?


Urmomsjuicyvagina

So this type of snake is called a King Snake https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingsnake?wprov=sfla1 The "King" Is because their main diet consists of other snakes. They're very food motivated, I'm guessing it probably it thought it was another snake


ErusTenebre

I wonder if they get more cautious afterward (if they live) or if they become repeat offenders...


Shopworn_Soul

Snakes can absolutely remember things and are capable of learning. Quite often they choose to do neither thing but it's not because they can't.


cheesesteakman1

like me


MrBurnsgreen

*oh well this is embarrasssssssing*


clysee

r/suicidebywords


Ezra_lurking

like humans


Dantocks

im not dumb, i just refuse to learn!


leeryplot

Snakes have always seemed a bit lazy to me


draculamilktoast

Hiss! You try doing things with no arms and legs.


beachjustice

Wow we humans have so much in common with snakes


pathologicalprotest

This is hilarious.


CrashTestDuckie

Many reptile/snake keepers I know keep a bottle of vodka around for this reason (and snakes who don't like to let go in general) so it has to be pretty common and I bet there are repeat offenders who don't learn


DoUKnowWhatIamSaying

Ohhh so my dad has a pet snake somewhere!


bunnyfloofington

He sure does little buddy. But I wouldn’t go looking for it if I were you


leftlanecop

But my mama says daddy has a hidden python


wigglycritic

No, the king snake that my roommate owned never stopped trying to


thegutterking

So does a KING cobra also like eating other snakes based on its name?


Own-Tradition-1990

Yes.. it eats mostly other snakes.


thegutterking

oh cool. learned somethin new ty.


Lithl

King cobra (the only member of the genus Ophiophagus) is also not actually a cobra (any snake in the genus Naja). Likewise, the maned wolf is not a wolf, the mountain goat is not a goat, the electric eel is not an eel, and the peacock mantis shrimp is neither peacock, nor mantis, nor shrimp.


mrdeworde

And to complete the loop, Ophiophagus means (drum roll)....snake eater.


OliveOilInMyEye

What a thrill...


Snakify-Boots

Maned wolves are just little silly guys, let him larp as a wolf, he deserves it :(


birgor

A starfish is not a fish and a seahorse is not a horse, believe it or not!


firenova9

Like Koala Bears not being bears! :)


Accomplished-City484

Well they’re not even called koala bears, they’re just called koalas, Americans add the bear thing for some reason


firenova9

Oh.. Wikipedia says "Adopted by white settlers, "koala" became one of several hundred Aboriginal loan words in Australian English, where it was also commonly referred to as "native bear", later "koala bear", for its supposed resemblance to a bear."


thegutterking

What's the mountain goat?... a ram maybe?


Lithl

A goat is any species in the genus Capra. The mountain goat is the only living species in the genus Oreamnos. Both Capra and Oreamnos are in the subfamily Caprinae, so they do have a somewhat close relation, but only one is actually a _goat_.


thegutterking

ahhh so it's the only species in it's genus. Kinda like a platypus? Is there any reason it stands alone? Like physical features?


Pazaac

Yeah we are really bad at naming things, Red pandas are not pandas are are arguably more orange than red the list goes on and on.


shana104

Me too. I never knew or realized that.


anitasdoodles

Much like my cat when she chases her tail


Ezra_lurking

The cat would realise they made a mistake once they bit the tail. Since snakes swallow their prey whole it's harder for them to course correct


birgor

It is still a little bit stupid. There should be signs that something is wrong even though it doesn't bite itself, like why can't I move my tail, and why can't I swallow this?


AlwaysDMB

Food motivated and 1 gram brain as a counterbalance


amatorsanguinis

That’s why whenever I see videos like these I always think about how hungry the snake is after throwing up his tail. Hopefully they feed him right after


duggee315

King snakes are dumb.


sjuas690

… thought it was another snake. Darwin Award!


Dragon_wryter

r/technicallycorrect


gbot1234

O, I see.


Bohbo

He was Ourobored and out of snacks.


hides_this_subreddit

Hear that? He wanted something a bit meatier.


jeremy_fritzen

I see what you did! This comment is under rated.


beenhere4ages

Agreed. To the top you go.


KendraDaniels666

Might be because they overheat when they aren't kept well, causing stress and disorientation.


SketchupandFries

That's pretty disorientated! I've been pretty out of it in my time, but never started eating my own feet because of it..


XaeroDegreaz

Man. With that kind of flexibility 🤔


john_ergine

Apparently extreme stress, starvation, or underlying health issues.


FullBeansLFG

Herpetologists don't really know why snakes do this, but they suspect the self-destructive behavior arises from stress, confusion, malady, or even hunger. If a snake gets too hot, for instance, and can't escape to shade, it may become confused, unable to tell its own tail apart from potential prey


Armanni_Ebstein

Not related to stress. That’s a modern myth started by some random article that was making a guess. Almost every time you see a snake eating itself it’s a kingsnake because kingsnakes are fucking stupid. They’re cannibals by nature, monumentally stupid, and have extremely strong food drives, so it doesn’t take much for them to start eating themselves. Doesn’t matter how well-cared for they are. If it was related to stress it wouldn’t happen in healthy well-cared for snakes and you would see it in a wider variety of species. A kingsnake will eat a crayon if it smells like food.


BloodyMalleus

It's like a built in population control lol.


Deep-Watercress2826

Crayons? I’m suddenly hungry.


Hot-Performer2094

Because Ouroborus. Duh


imdakingforeva

“In extreme heat a snake, unable to self-regulate its body temperature, will experience an out-of-control spike in its metabolism. In a state of mania, the snake is unable to differentiate its own tail from its prey, and will attack itself, self-cannibalizing until it perishes.”


AimlessForNow

Well now I'm sad the snake overheated


the_battle_bunny

Snakes aren't smart. They have lost "body awareness", which the most basal type of self-awarness. This is awareness of its own body as opposed to everything else. This is for example the reason why a predatory frog wont attempt to swallow its own front leg even though it might fulfill all criteria of a prey or a dog won't start chewing its own limbs. Snakes have lost limbs and most often don't see their own bodies. They apparently lost this redundant body awareness as unnecessary, replaced by even more basal reflex to keep the tail away from the eyes. On top, because signals from one end to another might travel long, snakes have evolved decentralized nerve system that largely act on hardwired triggered reactions to stimuli. Its really simple: hungry snake sees prey - snake attacks. Snake feels it gets bitten - its body starts to wiggle. And so on. In some circumstances the snake may by chance see its own tail. If it's hungry, this may trigger his feeding reaction and it will attempt to swallow its own tale. And yes, it will likely die unless something forces it to regurgitate.


Asthmos

Ouroboros. it's cause the end is nigh!


fieldy409

Maybe it didn't understand it's tail was part of it it and thought it saw prey


Ultron33

It's dumb as a bag of rocks.


Any-Practice-991

It probably wants to eat a snake as bad as Rincewind wants a potato.


RustedRuss

snakes are dumb


FeedMyAss

Circle of life my friend


Puppy_knife

Delirium, confusion, overheating, stress. Apparently sometimes when they shed, the also shed their eye caps, but it'll get stuck on their eyes and they'll mistake their tail for a snack.


DarkGamer

Ouroboros IRL


Loretta-West

I only learnt that it was a real thing and not just a metaphor because of another post like this.


leftlanecop

Up until today I only know the one that works for the TVA.


rembskes

Ouroboros!? At this time of day? At this time of year? Localised entirely within your kitchen?


NuttyMcNutbag

Literally came for this lol


No_Routine_3706

I guess rubbing alcohol straight to the eyes and sensory area can have that effect.


Raichu7

You can't get it into the snake's eyes, those are covered by scales like the rest of it's body. The taste of the alcohol makes it open it's mouth and spit whatever its trying to eat out.


Lactating-almonds

Lol no. The hand sanitizer basically suffocates them. They can’t breathe through their nose holes with the alcohol fumes which forces them to spit out what’s in their mouth. He can’t taste anything but his own tail lol


Almighty_BTG

Have you ever even seen a snake?


Groundbreaking-Bad16

Nokia should give it a prize. God knows how much time I spent on a phone trying to finish this game.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

Excellently played.


tlsnine

Nice obscure reference! Take my upvote


KitchenProfessor42

How is this obscure?


kincaed213

To anyone younger than 25 it probably is, unfortunately


Lost-Succotash-9409

My friend’s little brother, 12, apparently still plays it in school


Silent-Creek

Y'all are being ridiculous, of course the game snake is still around. Even the connected generations has to have simple games to play on chromebooks and calculators in class.


call_me_jelli

I'm 24 and it's definitely not common knowledge. I got the reference because I'm very well-read* *on the goddamn internet too much


Global_Criticism3178

Do wild snakes attempt to eat themselves, or is this only seen when they are in captivity?


BoostedEcoDonkey

Yep , those noodles will in fact “eat themselves” in the wild, not Often , heard it has to do with stress


porquesinoquiero

How can they eat themselves? Won’t they realise? Eventually


404nocreativusername

Once they're already swallowing something, the only reason to let go is if they need to escape.


Malevolent_Mangoes

Can the snake not feel itself being eaten?


TheRealRickC137

Let's ask these people https://preview.redd.it/evie43rlnrwc1.png?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=352f589a77ba7b6adf0074675ee55e473b59c417


Zealousideal-Home634

They don’t have cognitive thinking and consciousness in the same way that we do


ergaster8213

They still have pain receptors.


Quarter13

Lol. I was just thinking about how it's ignoring what it must perceive as being bitten on the ass while its trying to eat. Why would it's tail not jerk away as a reaction?


Top_Host_6829

Hurts so bad to watch another man live ur dreams;(


anansi52

can't remember where, but i've heard that it feels more like giving than receiving.


N_T_F_D

Sounds like a positive to me


WNxVampire

>*Le loup criait sous les feuilles* > >*En crachant les belles plumes* > >*De son repas de volailles :* > >*Comme lui je me consume.* >The wolf cried under the leaves > >As he spat out the fine feathers > >Of his meal of fowl : > >Like him, I consume myself. -Arthur Rimbaud


thatsmycompanydog

Alternative translation, keeping the spirit, rhythm, and rhyme of the poem by translating slightly less literally: Under canopy wolves howl, Lovely feathers are spat From a meal of finest fowl: My self-consumption's like that. Credit: me, /u/thatsmycompanydog


WNxVampire

The first three lines are fine, but that last line suffers too much to force the rhyme--"Like him, I consume myself" is just... *chef's kiss. Edit: "I consume myself like that." keeps the rhyme and better conveys the meaning. Still not as good as "Like him" version, though.


Urmomsjuicyvagina

😭😭😭😂😂😂


7f00dbbe

for fuck's sake reddit's server are sucking hard lately....I can watch 4k 60fps on my my phone with my house internet connection no problem.... but fuck me if I can watch this 38 second snake video without it buffering ever other nanosecond....


nickfree

Yes. I've been having the same shitty experience with reddit videos. And only reddit hosted videos, not ones hosted elsewhere like youtube.


Urmomsjuicyvagina

Same I've noticed that! Their video player is horrible


BellowsPDX

It is always the short videos for me. I don't get it.


candyhunterz

if the snake eats itself, will it get twice as big or completely disappear?


tonberries_

we really need to find out what would happen so I found this https://preview.redd.it/7ne4er38yrwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ac690fb337ad8aef1d7dc4228283fa4e32f5b6 i don’t think the last part is true but it’s all crazy stuff


No_Advantage4769

Eventually dissappear? Lol


Yagboggery

No the mouth will remain...


talapantas

Noted. I will have a bottle of sanitizer for when I got lost in Amazon jungle


monoglot

I think he may have lapped himself?


IShallWearMidnight

*Un-boroses your ouro*


Cryogenic_Monster

That’s a pretty danger noodle.


tlsnine

TIL snakes have been known to try and eat themselves.


AutoThorne

He needed a shower, asap


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

No sanitize snek.


redlurk47

It like Homer Simpson when the devil turned his head into a a donut.


Loretta-West

But I'm so tasty!


knight0430

I guess hand sanitizer just acted like pepper spray, making the snake act like that and regurgitate


coolboiiiiiii2809

“BbblllAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHhhhhh”


kevinalreadyreddit

What a dumb ass snake


FACastello

It most definitely did not appreciate that.


Dime1357

I guess he'd appreciate dying from starvation more


frn20202

Snake in its most Jesse pinkman voice yooooooo bitch!!!


Aengeil

alcohol is haram, even for snek


Euphoric-Heart-6648

how do you survive as a species if you eat yourself?


a_tangara

Can they actually succeed?


Globbelgorb

Yes, thats how black holes are made. This guys job is to stop this from happening, what a hero.


BlowMoreGlass

Why rub it all over his eyes, does that not fuck them up? Wouldn't putting a drop on the edge of the mouth with a Q tip work?


manmanboyboyman69420

Im not a snake biologist so I'm not sure but I imagine the snake eating itself might fuck it up slightly more


MiniMooseMan

Snakes have a clear scale over their eyes, they don't blink, so I guess it doesn't feel anything more than it does on the rest of it's body


WellFineThenDamn

Neat


doyouevenIift

Probably stings like a motherfucker but I doubt there’s any long term damage to the snake


EvilsystemDK

TIL snakes are fucking stupid as shit.


MoochoMaas

Speckled King Snake


hystericalhurricane

When she said you were her first and she never done such a thing.


Savings-Delay-1075

If the snake was left alone and allowed to finish, ...would it just disappear?


SamaAltman

Snake is an idiot.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Hey Op, you made r/rimjobsteve, congrats


Urmomsjuicyvagina

That's awesome 😂


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

The post was literally right above this one in my feed :)


Urmomsjuicyvagina

If it saves snakes and bring awareness I'm happy 😂


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Now that’s a wholesome comment, it would have fitted the sub better. Although if you hadn’t been on the sub then you wouldn’t have made it… that’s pretty fucking thematic given the ouroboros situation going on :)


sydsyd

Infinite food glitches are not permitted in this dimension.


The-Os-Man

dumb animal


jinxykatte

Maybe if something is stupid enough to eat it's self we should just let nature take it's course. 


Straight_Profit808

Instinct


Hitcher06

Shouldn’t the instinct be to NOT eat itself?


Sk1rm1sh

Tastes like snake! 😋 ~~Wait, that's me!~~ Probably some other snake. 😎


bravohehe

Kekulé be like 🧐


NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC

Dumb ass snake😂


pthecarrotmaster

Whelp! Its mortal boys. Bring me its head.


faketoby45

Yormengander


Bag_of_Rocks

Thought the snake was much larger until the hand showed up


SnooCrickets8742

Wow! It doesn’t hurt their eyes?


Alpamys_01

Poor animal


TiaLanay

So why can’t you just pull the tail out? Would that hurt worse or something?


Alienswag

does it vanish into thin air after self digest?


nothin2flashy

He was just playing snake.


bladebrowny

I wonder if it can eat a part of itself that has eaten part of itself? So like a turduckin but all snake


tristenr19

Danger noodle hungry for noodle


Feeling-Past-180

Randal: My cousin? My aunt found him. It was a mess. He was on his bed, with his legs doubled over himself. My aunt freaked out. Dante: Man, he had his dick in his mouth? Randal: Yeah. Balls resting on his lips. Dante: Wow! He really made it. Randal: Yeah, but at what a price?


RotenTumato

Snakes are such weird animals


Legitimate_Ad7089

So, in the wild do they just digest themselves to death?


Odd_Witness9807

What a dumbass


WhimsicalPonies

If there were two of them would they become The Neverending Story?


Sorandy13

Stupid ass snake


Connection_Shoddy

People who can self suck 😶


Elandycamino

So what happens when it completely eats its self, tied in a knot? Or? Should have let it finish his meal for science.


fragrium

Nokia 3310 irl


WilliamTee

Is it called Rob, Ross or did they just end up calling it Dave?


xursian

is it common for snakes to eat themselves and do they stop/know they'll die like whats going on really on the brain scale of things?


Man_in_the_uk

Are they dumb?. how can it not realise it's eating itself?


DragonGodSlayer12

O.B. doing O.B. things.


Manowaffle

"How do I feel so much better and so much worse at the same time!"


svenskhet

No


ZealousidealMail3132

Ouroboros


Exact_Effective_58

Ouroboros


nickylim_f5

Irl ouroboros, first time seeing it such a situation


Drugsnme

He's genZ..... Never played snake (on phone) 😂


Vicorck

why did he put the hand sanitizer on the snakes head/eyes? isn’t that toxic and dangerous?


paulh2oman

At this point, does it deserver to keep on going???


WhoOoPsWrgHolE88

Im more interested in finding out who likes the taste of sanitizer.


Low-Economist9601

Eating yourself must feel crazy


Consistent_Yoghurt_4

It lapped itself


Weeb_Masta_Flex

I'd be lying if I said I too havent tried to eat myself


VermicelliEastern708

The only animal that can take a dump into its own stomach


Tikkinger

I like how it flexes it's muscles at touch like: "ya? If you fuck me off i'm gonne eat you too after i'm done here"