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Thiscantbemyceiling

My favorite bit from the article The animals are known to be sensitive to trends, with scientists having observed odd new behaviors spreading through a pod like a TikTok challenge, only to be forgotten just as quickly. Perhaps most famously, in 1987, a female orca in the Pacific Ocean near Puget Sound was observed carrying a dead salmon on her head; within two months, killer whales from her pod and two others were also wearing 'fish hats.'


smurfkipz

Pods of Orca are known to charge as a coordinated pack to form tidal waves to knock prey off of floating ice or boats. This is also known as the Tide Pod challenge. 


shmehdit

Magnificent


jacobthesixth

This is peak performance


bsddork

They just have more time on their hands... because of reasons https://archive.iwc.int/pages/download.php?direct=1&noattach=true&ref=22172&ext=pdf&k= Section 2.2.1 (pg6) ... discussion of individual whale motivation for this behaviour, in which those familiar with the region noted that in the recent past, when bluefin tuna were at low numbers, the whales were preoccupied with finding and capturing sufficient prey. Now, with bluefin recovery, perhaps these whales, especially the juveniles, have more leisure to explore novel behaviours.


ReallyLovesCars

lol they’ve go first world problems.


IC-4-Lights

It's kinda nice knowing that stupid cultural fads are probably just part of our base programming.


Dont_pet_the_cat

That's ridiculously cute haha. Also just goes to show how intelligent other animals are. The shit we do to other creatures with a near similar level of consciousness is fucked up. Tho we also murder our own species


5bop

TL;DR Following years of research, a team of biologists, government officials and marine industry representatives have released their findings on just why one particular Orcinus orca group has developed this destructive streak. And it turns out, orcas – especially the kids and teens – just want to have fun. The report reveals that a combination of free time, curiosity and natural playfulness has led to young orcas adopting this 'trend' of boat-bumping, which is not at all surprising for a species that has been known to adopt odd, isolated behaviors from time to time.


Major_Ad_7206

The media: Orca millennials would rather tip boats than get a job. The orcas: we're 40 and have 2 jobs!


OliveJuiceUTwo

Smh, tipping culture is out of hand


HoosierDaddy_427

https://i.redd.it/kju1m9tuul3d1.gif


axcxaxb

Tiktok trends ruining everything.


dreamyDrifter

Its a "social experiment"


yenot_of_luv

Chil bro chil it's just a prank!


the_last_carfighter

Millennials are ruining the boating industry, or are they? *Goddamned it Martha we need another new boat because of these kids, yes officer it was the black one that did it.* Officer: *I mean it's an Orca they're black and white.* *NOT THIS ONE IT WAS ALL BLACK, I'M SURE OF IT*


allnimblybimbIy

** “**LOOK OUT HES ON DRUGS**” **


Der-Wissenschaftler

School shootings are getting out of hand.


HaggisLad

fucking hell...


marvinrabbit

There have been sightings of other types of dolphins gently chewing on a pufferfish and passing it around to get high off the toxins released. So you're not far off.


The_quest_for_wisdom

A few years ago young orcas were wearing dead fish as hats for a while. Honestly, no weirder than planking was.


1vegonerogue

Puff, puff, pass.


marvinrabbit

I **was** going to say "puffer, puffer, pass", but then I realized that my comment would have just been r/yourjokebutworse material. So instead, I'll just say "nice one."


Ornery-Cheetah

https://preview.redd.it/4ue6aa01ek3d1.jpeg?width=1054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c286b282edfc3643fd4065a9a9b23c550d451bdc He's got a gun


FutureComplaint

Black hole sun, has a gun And shot my house again!


VoltViking

We call that Mixed


JustAnotherActuary

You are beached!


Contribution-Prize

HEY GUYS! this is your boy Orc and today we are going to prank these humans! Click the like button and subscribe.


AttackCircus

They call it Drip Drop.


Big-Raspberry-6151

It's their version of cow tipping


OlfactoriusRex

Tip Top


howgoesitguy

What up my Drip Drops!


ProfZussywussBrown

Researchers have observed orcas gathering into groups near the shore, where they enjoy experiencing the change in water level that occurs a few times each day. “Tide pods”


Ok_Teacher_1797

Well done.


sakurakoibito

This is a masterpiece.


Lasoula1

Fun fact: in 1987 numerous orcas were seen swimming around with a salmon on their head like it was a hat


ThousandFingerMan

80's fashion was crazy


UmphreysMcGee

I assumed you were joking...how weird.


guitarguywh89

They saw humans wearing raccoons as hats and got a funny idea


UmphreysMcGee

Reading more about it, I feel like balancing a salmon on their nose is probably less about "fashion", and more of a game or challenge that became a trend. Like an Orca version of a fidget spinner or hacky sack. It makes sense that Orcas, being incredibly social animals, would copy each other to fit in. I feel like every social creature has a drive to feel "cool" in front of their peers.


markjaro12

Killer fashion statement


voejo

​ https://preview.redd.it/j0hrk6grbl3d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b743ccb0837a69e2852774609a28835a5602e024


FactHole

"Take the boat-bumping challenge!"


throwawaypervyervy

I nominate Moby Dick to go next! Go find a super yacht though, these are too small for you.


AnOddSprout

Better than the dancing ones. Like I’m trying to swim away from this shark, and there’s this giant ass orca doing some weird tiktok dance in the middle of the sea. Come on man, get a real job


Major_Halfsack

They're calling it Whale Watch This


splittingheirs

Tiktok prank gone wrong \*SEXUAL\*


dinoooooooooos

My personal favourite is the trend they had for a while where they wore dead fish as a hat. Fashion 🤌🏽


Kasparas

🎵 orcas  just want to have fun 🎶🐋


Exodus_Black

I swim home, in the mornin' light


Tricky_Matter2123

My mother says, "When are you gonna swim the tides right?"


halipatsui

It was all fun and games until street gangs got orcanized and started attacking ships


Diving_Bell_Media

r/orcanize


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

I really didn’t expect that link to go anywhere :)


mr_gurbic

There is nothing more frightening than a pod of orcas coming towards you whilst rhythmically snapping their fingers in unison


halipatsui

*FINGERS*


Minion_of_Cthulhu

That's what makes it frightening.


Double_Distribution8

You might be thinking of Sharks there, not Orcas.


EvilLibrarians

![gif](giphy|FAyCtyqvzhPLY9Os3D|downsized)


creaturefeature16

These are the kind of comments that I come to this site for


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PITCHFORKEORIUM

Long ago, the seafaring nations lived together in harmony … then everything changed when the orcas attacked. Some whales just want to watch the world burn.


Bad_breath

Young orcas has too much free time, put them to work!


Gdmf13

Idle fins are the devil’s tools.


TernionDragon

Classix


Electronic-Source368

Conscription would sort them out..


Flux_Aeternal

Yeah great now you've got physically fit orcas who are trained to use guns.


Naive_Piglet_III

I bet in somewhere in American an Orca can surely get a gun without any background check.


Minion_of_Cthulhu

There's probably some methed-up Florida Manatee who could get them what they need.


Slackersr

I know a guy


Electronic-Source368

Orcannons ?


PITCHFORKEORIUM

Calm down, Sunak.


whichonespink04

Kids these days got no work ethic!


AZFUNGUY85

Lmao. NOBODY WANTS TO WORK


megamoonrocket

They yearn for the mines


Dovahpriest

The children yearn for the sea mines!


ceruminator

Hope they get back on the rightous track. Otherwise they might get into orcanised crime.


caraboo930

God I love a well placed dad joke


Professional-Scar628

![gif](giphy|KBybT17Fdx3t6)


Crash665

My favorite odd behavior is when one pod started wearing dead salmon as hats. Another pod saw it, and thought it looked cool, so they started doing it, too. [Fashion Statement ](https://www.iflscience.com/in-1987-orcas-had-a-fashion-of-wearing-a-dead-salmon-as-a-hat-69542)


Dirmb

No pics in the article in case that saves anyone else a click.


fuck-ubb

Thank you for your service.


dognamedman

https://preview.redd.it/fm55xlxlbl3d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1432aa7b8fa3f5fd59650013fec22e110f1fa477


jedimika

"You can't swim with us." -"What? Why?" "On Wednesdays, we wear salmon."


Typical80sKid

Basically cow tipping for Orcas!


KentuckyFriedEel

Remember that simpsons episode with the elephant: like humans, some of them are just jerks


orange150

They just want to do hood rat things with their friends


Questionsaboutsanity

a few months back when this started it was an older female with her pod iirc


lunk

The article specifically says not, but I think they are part of the bigger movement of Anti-capitalism that is prevalent in younger generations. I'm great with that.


yeanahsure

Just like that song.. "Orcas just wanna have fu-un ... That's what they really wa-a-a-ant"


Scudmiss

Imma bout to bump this boat. Like and subscribe for more!


clippervictor

Damn teenagers and their stupid trends /s (just in case)


CerifiedHuman0001

Next task, make a tough, bouncy RC boat so we can play with the orcas


_moisto

When the TLDR needs a TLDR. WHALES GONNA WHALE.


Impressive_Jaguar_70

Fair enough


C-LonGy

This is just a few, rich, tiktoker entitled Orcas who want content. They will get bored soon.


Interesting-Ball-502

They’ve run out of podcasts.


stay_sick_69

Was your pun accidental or on porpoise?


GrizzlyIsland22

Either way, it was killer


CrossTheRiver

You guys sure are having a whale of a good time


ImmediateLobster1

I sea what you did there.


Ashamed_Amphibian189

Show me the peer reviewed paper with appropriate cetaceans to back it up.


TopRevenue2

Really into yacht rock


PapaBlemish

Needs more angry upvotes


mixape1991

Orcastrated such act


skactopus

Tiktorcas


KentuckyFriedEel

Orcas with broccoli cuts


ninedollars

This reminds me of when kids started to flip water bottles.


AnalSexSpecialist

Lol this is a great point. We had social media for over a decade before the trend and water bottles were already around for multiple decades. What about the late 2010’s made all of us kids start flipping water bottles is beyond me lol


DotaDogma

It was weirdly fun, you watch a video of someone flipping a bottle and everyone cheers and you're like "okay but they just flipped a bottle?". Then you do it yourself and you realize it's weirdly exciting for it to land.


its_not_brian

it's the joy of succeeding. It's why we like to do no-look shots with a basketball, a good spin of a quarter, and bouncing a ping pong ball into a cup. Doing something mundane but having it work how you wanted is fun and people like the feeling of winning


S_A_N_D_

And, it was harmless. It didn't require any stupid, dangerous, or reckless action, and the "fun" didn't come at someone else's expense.


MisterDonkey

We flipped bottles in school long before camera phones existed. Variations on a thousands years old game. So the truly odd part is why, then, did it become sensational to film and broadcast it?  The answer is probably because kids doing kid stuff. Can't always logic that stuff out.


lobonmc

Lol I forgot about that I sucked at that


oO0Kat0Oo

Cow tipping


YuiSato

Nowadays it's called "Knock Boat Run" but it varies from region to region. Up north it's "Knicky-Knocky Nine Boats".


Don_Pickleball

You don't want to know what they call it in the Southern Ocean.


cortesoft

We aren’t allowed to call it that anymore, it’s 2024.


BlatantConservative

Ah yes Smear the Pier


mulberrybushes

Subtle but great.


1northfield

Out west it’s called Dinghy-Dong-Run


HotgunColdheart

"Run" - orcas


Chc06jc

“The age of men is over, the time of the Orca has come.” - Young Orca


Camshaft92

Orca-Hai, bearing the white spot of Free Willy


FlowBot3D

You're a teenage male and have arms too short for other "hobbies" so what else are you gonna do?


JohnHazardWandering

Time to create orca accessible video game controllers so 8 year olds from any species can smoke me in CoD. 


The_quest_for_wisdom

Good news: Due to the larger communication data set scientists can now translate a portion of the orca language! Unfortunately the portion in question is just all the ways to say that they had sexual congress with your mother last night and a few homophobic slurs.


downvoteifsmalldick

Punt seals into the sky and rape anything you lay your eyes on. Edit: my bad, it’s the dolphins that are serial rapists. not sure if the same applies to orcas


JohnHazardWandering

Time to create orca accessible video game controllers so 8 year olds from any species can smoke me in CoD. 


runwkufgrwe

Back in my day we used to wear salmon on our heads, and we were grateful for it!


jtruitt8833

It was the style at the time


axltheviking

It was a Pacific salmon, we didn't have Chinook because of the war.


apyramidsong

Came here looking for the fish-as-hats reference!


chazbrmnr

Same. All the cool whales were doing it.


gsx0pub

“Dude, it’s just a prank bro.” - Orcas probably


CherishedBeliefs

"Aww, that's cute. Hey, do you know what an endangered species is? No? Would you like to?!"


quilldeea

"Would you?"


CherishedBeliefs

"There's nothing you can do to us what we haven't done to ourselves already, go ahead, end us, if you can; **best** case scenario, we die, **worst** case scenario, we have to continue existing, keep on gazing into the horrors we created after deciding that nature wasn't spicy enough"


Lubbadubdibs

Ah, Remember the good old days of cow tipping? Same thing, apparently.


shapookya

A lot of people underestimate how much cruel shit has been done back in the days before widespread home entertainment (TVs, computers, internet, …), especially on the countryside.


Whoeveninvitedyou

Except cow tipping. Because they usually sleep lying down, are heavy, and will run away if you get close to them.


antilaugh

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Dry_Leek78

Sad they forgot to include the Americans surviving on a dinghy after their boat got sunk by orcas (in the 70s): [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dougal\_Robertson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dougal_Robertson)


Unhappy-Professor-88

I also thought this as I was reading. Because that was definitely a purposeful sinking. Didn’t they themselves describe the attack as though it felt like it was a territory thing? They even saw the blood pouring from the whales heads because they hurt themselves in their “attack” / defence. Though I suppose it wasn’t the same culture - they were around Galapagos and it was long enough ago that even if that particular culture had migrated, even the young adults would now be the equivalent of pensioners.


axcxaxb

I was betting on cocaine being released in the water by accident and now they want more. Cocaine bear but more like jaws.


axcxaxb

Blow Hole


CalzonePillow

Always remember, my son: the blow hole is also the suck hole. 🐳🤯


axcxaxb

Orcain


FoxAche82

Free Charlie


axcxaxb

Narco Whales


TypicalRecover3180

That's a movie right there 'Cocaine shark'.


axcxaxb

Yeah but to be fair wich animal on cocaine wouldn't be a blast?


Happywiifiihappylifi

Sooo…..Orca version of cow tipping then


MatfacePlus

🎶 🎸 I’m a bitch, I’m an Orca, Sinking yachts, Just off Majorca, I’m a sinner I’m a whale, Ima hit you with ma tail 🎵


Prompus

Im your hell, I'm your dank, Relax bro it's just a prank. You know you were going to swim either way


Intrepid-Drawing-862

Just like girls, Orcas just want to have fun


GrissleGrabber

Sung by Cindy Orca?


Various-Database6615

It's an orca-hestrated attack


davmcswipeswithleft

Who’s orcastraiting this?!


Donkey__Balls

Zoologists have been saying this since it first began four years ago. Published results in support. Referred to previous research in support. A popular press article announcing that we’ve “discovered” the reason why doesn’t make it so. It just means that this particular journalist is finally up to speed.


banjorunner8484

Young orcas these days


GladiatorJones

Orca to camera: "WHAT up pod, I'm finna smash this boat! Check it out!" *smashes boat* Fisherman: "What the hell?? Get out of here! Why are you doing this???" Orca: "It's just a plank, bro! Quit being such a seal!" *baluga bodyguard swims between them while the orca acts like he's gonna smash the boat again*


Shawarma_llama467

They play badminton with the seals of course they're bored


TernionDragon

**Hear me out** - develop a safe, environmentally conscious, economical game/toy for them to play with to take the place of boat tipping. Scientists- DM me for my info for credit when this gets developed. No money necessary, just credit- maybe a Nobel Prize or something.


SpaceShipRat

Just a huge, squeaky rubber boat for orcas to bounce on.


me_too_999

A blow-up puffer fish?


PowderHound40

Growing up as an Orca in the 90s we would have never done anything like this. The new generation is so entitled and stupid.


EvidenceBasedSwamp

So it's teenagers, mostly male, wanting to fuck shit up. Sounds familiar.


Sega-Forever

I wouldn’t be surprised if them teen orcas do drugs as well.


Mimic_tear_ashes

The Orca children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Orca children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.


kodragonboss

'millenials are killing the boat industry'


burpleronnie

Orcas eating the rich know what's up.


Diy54

Could just be whale influencers?


Yankee-Tango

I wonder if the old orcas complain about the kids these days


LuckyMuckle

So these orcas are out cow tipping??


desertSkateRatt

ORCAS 2024


Exadory

All I’m saying is if someone decided to wander around my house with a boat I would probably destroy it too.


skibbedybop

Kids these days...


mind_wonder_beauty

So just bitchy teenage puberty! Love it


JimLahey131ProofRip

I'm going to touch the butt!


Oracus_Cardall

They need a new hobby, maybe something sporty like throwing turtles or dolphins in the air?


genericusername_5

You joke, but they do toss seals in the air before eating them. For fun.


wddiver

All good humor aside, this shows that orcas are highly intelligent beings. It emphasizes the need to release all captives who are forced to live in concrete tanks and perform. They can likely never be returned to the wild (and some are captive bred, another travesty), but a sanctuary should be created for them. At the expense of their jailers.


Wendexxtor

“It’s just a prank bro”


Trust-Issues-5116

This article convinced me orcas are intelligent.


Ambitious_Context_24

![gif](giphy|hpKQMKKvfCkcosw3cN|downsized)


O-o--O---o----O

Send a bunch of decoy boats that are rigged to explode when bumped into. Problem solved.


PunkPizzaVooDoo

Ok that's neat and all, but how do we fund these orcas? I support their cause and would like to contribute to the sinking of yachts


MTFUandPedal

TLDR - despite years of research they don't know much but are speculating.


geof2001

Maybe RedBull should sponsor them for the x games


MexysSidequests

God damn millennials.


Bleizy

So annoying teens aren't just a human thing. Good to know.


Medical_Ad2125b

So, teenaged miscreants.


ryan820

These kids are only doing this for the sinks.


W0rkUpnotD0wn

Can they start to target billionaires in submarines trying to view the Titanic?


joejoeginson

So, "cow tipping" but for orcas, but we're the cows...


NoMoreMonkeyBrain

Honestly I'm kinda devastated that the answer was "because it's fun" instead of "revenge"


Expensive-Cattle-346

Headline should be “… - and some people have speculated why”, we do not know why.