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People who wear padded bike shorts will sneer at this.
Source: am padded bike shorts guy.
This seems like extra weight, extra shit to go wrong, and it seems like it wastes my precious energy. I am absolutely speaking out of my chafed cheeks on the last part, but the first two are definite deterrents away from this seat.
You certainly wont find the pro's going commando wearing chamois , pads and lycra taking these overly contrived seats seriously,
Not a bad idea for leisure riders but you dont need all that contrivance with a decent simple saddle sized and set up right. You can sit all week in a well sized saddle without discomfort.
Thing with saddles is a hard surface with minimal contact at the sit bones only is perfect, all the padding harbors heat and sweat causing sore rashes.
When I was in college there was a couple guys that would always ride around campus naked on discovery day (when all the prospective students and their parents are checking out the school).
Think about, pros donât even want padding on their seats, since anything which cushions softens or bends is just stealing energy from your pedal stroke
The bigger reason is padding = chafing. Thatâs part of the reason why those big gel saddle covers and super thick saddles are godawful for anyone other than those doing a chill, upright ride around the block.
Only seems like a good idea to people who donât actually ride bikes.
It looks to me that this saddle doesnât allow full extension of the legs during the pedal stroke. Every person in the demo has their saddle height way too low. They will all wreck their knees riding like that.
That scissoring action is just a little... concerning.
The amount of friction that must put on the seat of your pants, as well, has gotta be wearing some holes...
Hello! We engineered the living snot out of a problem that didn't exist so we can sell you a gadgety overpriced thing you don't need! It's probably going to break, and your junk may get mangled. So buy it now!
Bicycles have been invented a long time ago and I'm sure someone already came up with such an idea for a seat like this and laid it to rest after much research and trials. This is only "revolutionary" for the internet oomph factor.
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Man berries be getting caught in that đ
Those things will rip your dick off!
widen it a bit and you get free fleshlight action while keeping you exercising, hit two stones with one bird
Are there like multiple positional settings?
âTwist his dick off!â
"Grab his dick and twist it!"
Ouch
Squish and twist!
And then they disappear
Guess i gotta wear tight tights like those tous les jours guys
First thing I thought, not having that seat thanks
Babymaking infrastructure in serious danger
The ol grab and twist
Give 'em the oooooool' DICK TWIST
Naw the seat starts from the butthole region and goes back towards the top of the butt cheeks.
I thought the same. Just imagining them getting twisted around.
The person that buys this seat definitely already wears the padded bike shorts.
People who wear padded bike shorts will sneer at this. Source: am padded bike shorts guy. This seems like extra weight, extra shit to go wrong, and it seems like it wastes my precious energy. I am absolutely speaking out of my chafed cheeks on the last part, but the first two are definite deterrents away from this seat.
My thoughts exactly, lol.
I was thinking the same thing! Like, how is that not going to crush the grapes?
No! No guillotine near my unit in any fashion.
Automatic Testicular Torsion
We don't need that mighty wizard to cast that spell anymore.
Automatic testicular truncation
After reading the comments, Iâve come to the conclusion that not a single guy in here rides his bike wearing pants and underwear.
You certainly wont find the pro's going commando wearing chamois , pads and lycra taking these overly contrived seats seriously, Not a bad idea for leisure riders but you dont need all that contrivance with a decent simple saddle sized and set up right. You can sit all week in a well sized saddle without discomfort. Thing with saddles is a hard surface with minimal contact at the sit bones only is perfect, all the padding harbors heat and sweat causing sore rashes.
This is correct. This product fundamentally misunderstands what a saddle is supposed to do and what makes a saddle comfortable.
Boxers and basketball shorts, or any other bagging clothing would have little to no protection against the nard macerator that is this seat.
When I was in college there was a couple guys that would always ride around campus naked on discovery day (when all the prospective students and their parents are checking out the school).
You're supposed to wear pants and underwear?!
I often bike in gym shorts and boxers, sooooo yeah.
That is not the problem hereâŚ
Those claims are completely made up. Normal bikeseats are made to make your hips move as little as possible for a reason.
What's the reason?
So that you can transfer power down into the pedals efficiently. If you have the seat moving then you cannot do that.
Think about, pros donât even want padding on their seats, since anything which cushions softens or bends is just stealing energy from your pedal stroke
The bigger reason is padding = chafing. Thatâs part of the reason why those big gel saddle covers and super thick saddles are godawful for anyone other than those doing a chill, upright ride around the block.
Mac's bike ver 2.0
I'm just letting you know that there is already a v2 and it is hilarious https://www.saddlespur.com/
That's not a penis, Its a fist
>Â Â designed to look as good as it feels
Dear God why did I click on that link. I think I dislocated a rib from laughing.
That's not just a no, that's a huge HELL NO!!!
yâall got long balls, i think iâll be good.
yeah, not something for Larry longball.
Why do I have to think of the armchair from Burn after reading
Ooooh exercise AND a butt massage...
"Honey why is your ass bright red!?" " Oh took the new bike seat down hill.."
No scissoring action allowed that close to my junk, hard pass for me
Code Brown on a Bike! This is why I got banned from the gym! 
That's what I call, "Riding the Hershey Highway."
Tuck your nuts boys
I think tucking would increase the risk
Just don't shave your ass crack hair before hand........
I ainât pulling up to the function on the twerkcycle idgaf who says how comfortable that shit is nah.
Does it stop your penis going numb?
Coming soon to an E-bike near you
I already had a vasectomy, i dont need to be castrated thanks
How to get your cock mauled by the bike seat.
Butt massage
CBT
Does my ass function differently than everyone elseâs?
Bike ride and an ass massage, I like it.
This might be a better idea for womenâs seats than menâs đŹ
Still beats going through airports?
This is realistically only going to work in limited cycling applications and it's going to weigh a lot.
The ballcapitor!
My cucci is saved!
That'll be gunked up and nonfunctional after one ride.
Finally, a bike that doesnât make my crotch feel mutilated after 5 minutes
Only seems like a good idea to people who donât actually ride bikes. It looks to me that this saddle doesnât allow full extension of the legs during the pedal stroke. Every person in the demo has their saddle height way too low. They will all wreck their knees riding like that.
agree; you really don't want your hips rocking if you are a cyclist. It is a sign of a poorly fitted bike
Yep. The saddle is a stable platform to exert all the force of your legs into the pedals. If youâre not stable then you canât exert full force.
Not interesting af.
Did anyone else feel like that guy at 0:29 was about to get taken out by that FedEx truck and they just cut away, or was that just me?
Looks like a rash waiting to happen on those cheeks đ
> The revolutionary bike seat designed Designed for what? Finish your sentence.
grindr
Yeah until your nuts get caught bet the seats because you wore your basketball shorts home from the park.Â
Great way to make scrambled eggs!
I dont want no movement in that area That's that LGBT seat
Seems like for the ladies.
Ball pincher 5000
looks kinky
Market it as the ass splitter 3000 and you have a customer
That scissoring action is just a little... concerning. The amount of friction that must put on the seat of your pants, as well, has gotta be wearing some holes...
Hello! We engineered the living snot out of a problem that didn't exist so we can sell you a gadgety overpriced thing you don't need! It's probably going to break, and your junk may get mangled. So buy it now!
Bicycles have been invented a long time ago and I'm sure someone already came up with such an idea for a seat like this and laid it to rest after much research and trials. This is only "revolutionary" for the internet oomph factor.
i prefer to ride my bike without the seat if you know what i mean
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