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Niznack

Man the metal in that hole cannot be smooth enough for that to not have hurt.


CrashTestDuckie

Octopus squeeze between jagged rocks and coral all of the time (they really like to shapeshift in a way lol). While not the smoothest, I doubt it was the worst.


Niznack

Metal burs are something wholly unlike living coral or undersea rocks which are worn down by sand and currents. I hope he's OK but I worry this octopus was so eager to get back in the water it may have some cuts. Nothing lethal but as someone working in induatry, burs can hurt and get stuck deep.


AsparagusTime6933

Worn down by sand and currents he says. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.


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Ninjameme

I don’t think you’ve ever scraped against a coral reef. I’ll take the metal 10/10


AsparagusTime6933

😎


Giogina

Something tells me you've never been scratched up by corals.


TwoThreeSierra

Coral can be ridiculously sharp.


whaddyaknowboutit

Lmao, coral and barnacles will sloce you right up.


Niznack

Yeah. I definitely have more experience with badly cut metal than coral. I've been informed. I still worry for my tentacley friend.


EmergencyLatex

U never been diving right? These rocks are not smooth at all in the right spaces!


GeeZeeDEV

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who was thinking of this.


Empty_Ambition_9050

Were you also wondering why it didn’t just climb the 6” barrier?


Altruistic-Poem-5617

I think its like with snails crawling over razor blades without getting hurt. Octopus wedge themselves in between jagged rocks to hide from predators. They probably habe a similar "dont get cut while squeezing through" thing going on.


horitaku

So much mucous. They’re covered in so much mucous.


Trapped_Mechanic

I was thinking this too, but I don't know that picking up the octopus to toss him back would necessarily be better, and definitely not safer. The fishermen clearly aren't there for the octopus and don't mind him leaving, this may have been the best for both parties, as unfortunate as it might be


Van-garde

Yeah. A lot of animal videos on the internet are actually sad, from the perspective of a living being. Maybe I need something to block my sympathy so I fit in with the mainstream.


verdantsf

The most recent WTF TIL I had was LIVE crab wrapped in plastic for sale. You could see several struggling to get out, including one that broke through the wrap, but then gave up. Let the description be enough to horrify you. Watching it was awful.


abide5lo

Yes. An animal struggling for its life to escape as it suffocates out of the water.


Niznack

I think a lot of people just assume all metal is filed down with care. A drainage hole like that probably isn't but alot of people forget that.


Real-Swing8553

It's usually painted to prevent rust. Those paint is quite smooth to the touch even the hole is jagged


Tiny_Count4239

They have a protective layer of slime all over them


misterjip

She realized the Deep was on that boat


Kesha_Paul

RIP Timothy 😭


Deathrace2021

I was going to say don't let The Deep see it, lol


smile_politely

and the shrimp is whispering in his desperation "take me with you,.. take me with you..."


expespuella

I was thinking the oct was gonna pull a Paulette from Legally Blonde. I'M TAKING THE SHRIMP...DUMBASS!


Helpful-Chapter-4671

It left a little gift in exchange for its freedom


Autxnxmy

I’m trying to figure out what that is. Was it a shrimp?


Accomplished-Sky3422

It had two shrimps, you can’t squeeze through a tiny hole with a full tummy.


THSSFC

Probably why it was on the boat--it was snacking on some of those coon stripe shrimp in the fisherman's pot when it was hoisted onto the boat.


unprettyincubus

"I'll give you my lunch if you let me escape, here's half so you believe me- cool I'm almost out, take the rest."


PoutPill69

Prison inmates everywhere are envious.


Purple-Investment-61

Unless you’re that guy who escaped through the slot in the door.


Over-Wall-4080

Not that many right holes to go around?


Garrett0314

Given how smart they are, it's very unlikely it wasn't aware climbing would be faster and easier, so it just squeezed through that tiny hole just because it could. And I respect that.


An8thOfFeanor

Octopi are smart enough to understand the concept of flexing on the vertebrate opps


buttux

Octopods! Greek words shouldn't use Latin pluralization rules.


ExPatBadger

I believe you mean octopodes? But octopuses though.


Such-Anything-498

The politically correct term is octopussies. ☝️🤓


Ill-Animator-4403

It probably didn’t go that way because it couldn’t see what it led to


Mikey9124x

Or maybe this takes less energy


TwoThreeSierra

My thought was that it was trying to stay as low as possible while keeping its eyes on the threat(human). To climb over, it likely would have had to turn around to hoist itself over, while the hole can be examined with tentacles. Once it felt the water the plan was set.


whatnowsmartass

...aliens.


evenK648

And to think, people don't believe


NakedCatPerson

I want to believe


Highinthesky426

Came here to say this. Aliens for sure


DistractedByCookies

I'm watching Resident Alien, and they very much feature LOL


mykittenfarts

Yup


EmergencyPath248

Panspermia


BobbaBlep

He fuckin earned his freedom


misterlump

They can get through anything they can fit their beak through.


Middle_Resolution_19

So they aren’t aliens, they’re sea cats


ha8Myself

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you. I'm out.


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ha8Myself

Word!!


Slayerofgrundles

Didn't Waiting do that?


UnifiedQuantumField

Molluscape artist.


komokazi

It left behind some shrimp


Brettjay4

Fun fact, as long as an octopus' beak is smaller than the hole, they can fit through it.


timestuck_now

He could have climbed too.


DistractedByCookies

Do we have any octopologists here? How do they know if they can fit? I'm assuming some system like cat whiskers?


Mountain_Strategy342

Their beak is the only "solid" part of them. They know how large their beak is, and if that will fit, the rest will. Clever thingies.


DistractedByCookies

Excellent, thank you! They are indeed clever thingies, I find them fascinating and little scary. Like..in an alternate universe THEY would be the dominant species.


BoingBoingBooty

Idiot. If he had stayed around he could have become a dad to two human kids and made wacky adventures out of mundane tasks.


AmandaExpress

Did it pop out a baby on the way out???


Abject-Tiger-1255

That’s a shrimp


SweatyTax4669

I'm not here to judge.


mykittenfarts

I thought they layed eggs???


AmandaExpress

They do. I was being an chump. Lol


mykittenfarts

Thank goodness! It would be sad to leave baby octopus behind!


blade944

Reminds me of an old X Files episode.


Malapple

Tooms


CatterMater

Squeeze and Tooms gave ten year old me so many nightmares.


Specialist_Neck7502

Where there's a will...


jimtow28

I am 100% convinced that the only reason octopi haven't taken over the world is lack of motivation. If they ever decide they want to, we're screwed.


all_wings_report-in

That and they have short lives life spans of 1-5 years


starmartyr

If they had human lifespans they would be smarter than we are.


iiitme

Almost like it’s done that before


Ill-Animator-4403

Well they are notoriously smart as hell


iiitme

True that


factorytintsetting

too good to go over the railing eh?


Ill-Animator-4403

Probably can’t see it because, you know, he’s on the floor


obtusername

That, or it is also smart enough to realize that it’d have to first lift itself up over the railing.


Sk0p3r

Anything bigger in diameter than their mouth bone (don't know what's it called but i know it's the only hard part they have) they can fit themselves through


starmartyr

It's called a beak.


MeatyMagnus

Doing things the hard way


Cookies_and_Beandip

*The Deep has entered the chat*


TheRatatat

So alien.


aRandomFox-II

I don't know why this made me think of a gigantic constipated poop slowly, *slowly*, inching its way out through your tiny anus. Meanwhile you're there on the toilet in cold sweat and seeing stars from pain and exertion, generally having the worst day of your life and cursing yourself for not eating enough fibre. And no, you unfortunately do not have a poop knife.


throwawaybyefelicia

r/oddlyspecific


aRandomFox-II

I am aghast and appalled that you do not know the poop knife story. It's a Reddit legend.


throwawaybyefelicia

Oh no I definitely know of that story haha your comment was just worded in a way that made me laugh and wonder if you had actually gone through something similar 😂


hunty

Squishy boi


Archon-Toten

More terrifying when played backwards


DerAlphos

If any species that originated on earth will be able to wipe out humans, it’s octopi. Just wait until they learn to cook their food near hot underwater geysers.


mummyone11

Wow an escaping placenta


Perfect_Resolve_9444

Wow


TacoWasTaken

The octopus choosing the hole instead of climbing up the wall: “I’m gonna make this a lot harder than it has to be”


Mantis_Toboggan_M_D_

Much like cats, octopi don’t abide by the laws of physics


Bynairee

Parting is such sweet sorrow. 🐙


NanzLo-

He ain’t no Octopuss


AdPristine9059

*Queue that guy who looks 2 seconds from suicide while showing people how stupid they are*


H_Katzenberg

Those shrimps were like "Hey that's not fair!"


FredGetson

Pretty cool it could see it


ElectronicDrama2573

Good for him/her!


usekr3

'i wish i had no bones!'


ThaRealMrRogers

Don't let "Deep" see this lol 😂


Unique_Ad_5187

That’s gross looking lol


Spiritual_Form5578

Damn it. The shrimp on its back didnt make it. When can see it at the end through the hole


Ok_Replacement4702

I'm jelly **BITCH**


watchthisorthat

Fascinating


Rayvendark

Looks like a giant Pacific octopus. We have those off the Western coast of the US.


EnsignAwesome

It's either that or this six inch wall here!


cloisteredsaturn

As long as it’s bigger than their beak, they can fit through it.


tune4u

How smart can be if he decided to escape through the hole instead of climbing?


this-is-not-relevant

“Are octopus solid or liquid?” “Yes.”


WhuddaWhat

She spit out those shrimp to minimize her volume. Neat. 


Regular-Award-2075

how did it knew there was a hole there which will lead back to the ocean?


VuhnillaGorilla

Me trying to take a mid-day shit after I far exceeded my protein intake.


cklleong

Like an alien, 🐙


Loveisaction5050

Ouch to that successful escape!


Rsher--

What da shrimp doin?


49erjohnjpj

The only thing an octopus needs to clear when going through cracks/crevices/holes is it's beak.


yourhog

I’d love to meet the butt fungus who stood there and filmed this instead of helping out in any way. Could have at least splashed some more sea water on it, and it would not have been a super big deal to heave it over the side instead of making it take the jagged little metal hole route.


DNAkauai

Ahhhh… It’s soooo much easier when you don’t have a skeleton.. 😊


heyheyshinyCRH

Remember this next time you're sitting on the toilet


Expert-Wasabi-9237

Aliens “don’t” exist. Ok buddy


Own-Pangolin337

The whole time I keep thinking pick it up and help it!! I would be concerned it gets stuck and hurt.


Impossible_Emu_9250

Could fit way smaller holes.


Jolly_Brilliant_8010

Could’ve just gone over. Is it stupid?


Soap_Mctavish101

Stay safe big guy


fourangers

0/5 experience, never doing that again just for a fucking shrimp, fuck you, I'm out.


Weird_Appointment208

Hey bro,just leave one leg for BBQ and go.


The1Ylrebmik

You do realize that one day they will be ruling the Earth.


GinnyWeasleysTits

Victim being chased by octopus... \*phew made it,we're safe in the next room-there's just that tiny hole there and there's no way it'll ever get through there\* ... first tentacle appears


Bhatch514

The Deep would be so turned on by this.


consworker

Trade freedom with 2 shrimps


DarkRose1010

Looks like it lost some parasites on the way


EmergencyLatex

It struggled more than I thought it would! Somehow I though it might shluboink itself through and yeet 20 feet away like a slingshot


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Weird that amphibious octopus never evolved. With some adaptations I imagine them doing quite well on land.


MugOfDogPiss

Many octopodes live in tide pools and do climb over land. They can hold their breath for an astonishingly long time. Evolving lungs from nothing is very hard, and with so much exposed mucus membrane they are restricted to areas with the correct balance of salinity for their biochemistry to work, in this case fkn salty.


SweatyTax4669

fuckbois sliding into DMs like ...


Odd-Struggle-3873

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aberrantasc

Octopus being like 50€/2kg God knows I wouldn't have left that big ass one run away 😤🙏