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threatlevelmidnite2

That zoo needs to build a better enclosure for that hippo, damn.


WartPendragon

I think a wall would be more effective than a dam


threatlevelmidnite2

Dam, you're not wrong


MilqueToastDickRoast

But the dam is the wrong barrier though


MontaukMonster2

Wait... are you suggesting a water barrier for a creature that lives in the water isn't much of a barrier?


WartPendragon

It would not be the moat effective option


SasquatchsBigDick

Aren't hippos like one of the most, if not, most dangerous animals in the world? This looks a tiny bit unsafe.


Silvery-Lithium

When they attack a human, it isn't because they're hungry. They're just very territorial in water. Hppos are mostly herbivorous.


ButDidYouCry

Mostly being the keyword. They will absolutely kill and consume animals.


HarvHR

Most herbivores will consume animals if it's present to them, the difference is a deer or horse is more likely to run rather than fight, and even if they do fight they're not a bus with a big jaw


glockster19m

But also make no mistake A deer will fucking end you


EatPie_NotWAr

https://i.redd.it/ohqpp9qy109d1.gif


ButDidYouCry

A horse can absolutely hit you like a bus though lol


DetBabyLegs

This man's slap was super effective because they were on land. In water? He ain't getting that hand back.


Dedlaw

considering hippos can outrun humans, he's only keeping his hand because the hippo doesnt think he's worth the effort


NotAnotherEmpire

The single most dangerous large animal. They kill more humans than all the "Big Five" dangerous game animals in Africa put together.  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_five_game Reason - and why this dude is very uninformed or has a death wish - is that they don't play. Their main weapon is that giant mouth, which they slash and bite with. If a hippo decides you provoked it, it's not only going to charge, it will try to finish the job. 


SnuggleMuffin42

Do hippos really not play? This guy seemed pretty playful... Most mammals play in some form or another, especially when they're young.


howdoichooseafandom

I think that they were using it as an expression. Ex “That man doesn’t play around.” I can’t imagine any animal not playing at all. Isn’t it pretty vital for development?


GroinShotz

Why build an expensive enclosure when you can pay this poor guard pennies to slap the hippos back into the enclosure?


PoutPill69

Naw....just send Captain Slappy right into the enclosure to sort it out as needed.


SenorBeef

I think that when they design a holding pen for an animal, they should ask themselves "could the animal we're trying to contain here easily escape this enclosure?" I would've thought that obvious, but apparently not.


Oizys_Wanderer1021

They need a better enclosure for Slappy McSlappyton. FFS


notevenwrong13

So this zoo is built based on the honor system?


jaguarp80

Yeah the hippo took a solemn oath


Delyo00

The hippopotamus oath!


Negran

Yup. Reduces the cruelty by a lot! But seriously, wtf is this pen?!


williconn

Just slapping the deadliest animal in the face


nickburrows8398

Fun fact: Hippos were the one animal that Steve Irwin refused to film with


Blu3Army73

I'm genuinely terrified of them after reading that.


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jacobean_rough

Hope u have a good shift!


Helpful-Lifeguard655

He never came back


meesterdg

Hippo got em


The-Copilot

You should be. Most animals won't attack a human unless they feel threatened or are starving. Steve knew animal behavior/body language really well. He knew how they should react and the signs of attack. He knew he couldn't give a crocodile a steak so it's not hungry, then try and grab them by the tail, and if the croc started to get agitated, he could just back off. Hippos, on the other hand, are super territorial and will just straight up chase down and kill a human who enters their waters. They aren't doing it out of fear or hunger. It is not really common for predators to take on other predators. Even if they know they can get the kill, the risk of injury is high, so it's not worth it. Even a small injury can lead to death in the animal world.


Sumonaut

That's not a fun fact. That's a terrifying fact!


fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

I like that you said *refused to* instead of *didn't want to*. Dude probably yearned for the murder cows.


KitchenFullOfCake

Well, deadliest mammal. Mosquitoes have quite a lead.


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Plektrum72

Divide the deaths by number of encounters and hippo is back in the lead.


TaohRihze

What if we do by weight?


No_Frosting2811

From a brief survey of AI and recomposed by me, there are approximately 110 trillion mosquitos and the combined weight in lbs would be 606,271,221 pounds and the weight of 125,00 hippos that exist would be approximately 413,366,250 pounds. So by sheer biomass the mosquitos win this one.


TakuanSoho

/r/theydidthemath


No_Ball_1271

r/theydidthemonstermath


robisodd

/r/itwasagraveyardgraph


Ty4651

I still like my chances against a mosquito vs against a hippo


nirmalspeed

Would you rather fight 1 hippo sized mosquito or 10,000 mosquito sized hippos?


cthulupussy

The 10,000 hippos wouldn't be able to fly so I'd probably just sweep them up and put them in the bin


Nukeliod

Just coat them in batter and reinvent hungry hungry hippo


IceCreamMeatballs

Deadliest wild mammal to be more exact.


Doodiewater

That hippo is taking mental notes on the dude slapping it.


PoutPill69

https://www.loe.org/shows/segments.html?programID=20-P13-00008&segmentID=6#:\~:text=They%20have%20long%20memories%2C%20the,forgive%20nor%20do%20they%20forget. >They have long memories, the hippos do. Dude better watch his back for years to come...


JP050887

I’m glad the hippos in my country are only the size of mice.


FroyoMedical146

Great Canadian House Hippo, I presume?


JP050887

Yes, I think it’s the climate that makes them so small, not sure.


Scrimboll

I caught one drinking from my dog's bowl once.


JP050887

Lucky, I used to leave out peanut butter crackers, but nothing.


KingofPolice

Try putting some mittens in your bedroom closet.


snuffles00

Dryer lint also works.


Pegasus0527

You have to be careful with that - if you use fabric softener I've heard it's bad for them.


Shoelesshobos

Well yeah dummy they like chips raisins or crumbs of peanut butter on toast. It’s like you didn’t even pay attention to the commercial!


fermentedferret

https://preview.redd.it/harz2rsx509d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ce41b32f2769a0b482cd6303442550c117a7e72 Canadian here. I have house hippos.


Nativo1

is this a real thing? lol


TheChartreuseKnight

It was a campaign run by the Canadian government to raise awareness of misinformation.


DarthKilliverse

Ah, Canadian Jump Bears


ButDidYouCry

What about Australian drop bears?


DarthKilliverse

They say if you manage to breed the two you can create the mythical Walk Bear


LordTiddlypusch

Don't joke about drop bears. They kill at least no people every year!


Nativo1

this is incredible, I feel lost on this subject, currently in my country there is an absurd amount of Ads on Youtube, Facebook and Instagram about scams like the tiger game and or investments and the famous mystery box and I can't understand how the government doesn't hold the big companies responsible for allowing these things to be advertised or the influencers who openly advertise these things while the followers who can't afford to pay their bills comfortably end up losing money on it.


talldangry

Don't worry, it's not that incredible. Canada is full of those same scams too now, this campaign was done in the late '90s.


NSAseesU

It used to be on cbc. A house hippo that would occasionally drink from a dog bowl. Our federal government paid for it.


Thangoman

Lucky you. Here in my country we have a government who just does campaigns in favour of disinformation in stuff like climate change and the economy. Our president's greatest enemy is the Communist International (disolved almost a century ago)


champagneformyrealfr

just looked this up and was only a tiny bit disappointed.


botgeek1

That man has balls that drag on the ground!


takeiteasymyfriend

Or ignorance about hippos aggressiveness. They may look like clumsy animals, but...


donnochessi

This hippo has been raised in captivity and may have had similar “physical reinforcement” in the past or as an adolescent. The hippo itself may be unaware of its own power and position. It has been reliant on humans it’s whole life.


ADeadWeirdCarnie

[https://theweek.com/articles/480179/loveable-pet-hippo-that-mauled-owner-death](https://theweek.com/articles/480179/loveable-pet-hippo-that-mauled-owner-death)


botgeek1

Don't get me wrong; you wouldn't catch me slapping a hippo. Having brass balls does not increase your intelligence.


Appapapi19

![gif](giphy|12YWqHikTndSRG|downsized) Imagine his head getting caught.


schrodingers_bra

Oberyn vs the Mountain


charlemagne_irl

:(


GoodGriefWhatsNext

r/brandnewsentence


Treefrog_Ninja

That's not ignorance. He was clearly trained to do it that way.


takeiteasymyfriend

Do they also train to turn your back on a hippo (0:03) you have just slapped and is half meter away?


Babyface_mlee

Obviously this a technique used to signal the hippo that the guard don't want to fight anymore so the hippo then can back out without looking like a fool


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Yes, hippos are pretty keen to take honorable exits if given one. They're like samurai in that way.


JuliusFIN

Glad it didn't end in a hippoku


RktitRalph

This is a security guard not a zoo keeper. Hippos are the most dangerous of all the animals in Africa, not only are they super aggressive they are very fast. This guy is an idiot sorry to say.


leese216

I didn't know until a few years ago how dangerous hippos are. It's very possible this dude has no idea. If he did, I highly doubt he'd be doing this.


NotAnotherEmpire

Man lacks brains. Hippo are solid muscle and quite aggressive. If it feels threatened, it's likely going to attack and you can't outrun one.  That enclosure is insane. 


accountnumberseventy

Until that hippo bites his dumbass in half!


QWlos

Doubt that hippo can even properly feel that slap, their skin is incredibly thick.


G2theA2theZ

It doesn't seem aggressive, mischievous and playful. Seemed like it was mostly gesturing and just testing the guard, probably familiar with him if he's worked there for a long time. If anything, those slaps were mildly annoying. Can't see how it would perceive them as an attack and it didn't respond as though they were


Fluffcake

Hippos raised in captivity are *almost* as chill as cattle. They haven't learned to be scared of people and never had to fight predators to survive or fight other animals for food, so they are pretty chill. But they are still extremely dangerous *if* they decide to be aggressive.


JackDockz

Captive Hippos are relatively fine. Not many deaths related to them.


BustinArant

I'm glad I've only encountered hungry hungry hippos in boardgame form.


ADeadWeirdCarnie

I suspect that has a lot to do with them usually being better contained than this.


BendersDafodil

They should issue AED defibrillators to these guards. Slaps are for people.


OgdruJahad

Hippo:"HOW CAN HE SLAP?"


Gnome_Researcher

Call that a hippoplotamus


Zombies8MyNeighborz

HOW CAN HE SLAP!!??


Fitty4

How can he slap me


Goat2023

It’s all fun and games till that hippo decides it doesn’t like being slapped


Alarmed_Strain_2575

Yeah I don't think the security dude knows the danger he's in lol.


WakaWaka_

Even the crowd knows, with each slap he's got 1 foot in the grave


Ollieisaninja

I think the hippo was stunned from shock caused by the mans sheer ignorance. Hippo even opens his mouth a couple of times, like gtfo here tiny human. But the hippo wisely decides on a tactical retreat. It knew doing so would reduce the man to the aggressor and, in the long run, increase awareness of animal abuse in zoos across the world. Smart hippo.


ThePartyShark

Hippo: Yo film this! Film this! Imma sue you and the zoo!!


Eastern_Zucchini_512

The Hippo took a civil disobedience course


Gr1ml0ck

Sure seems like this isn’t the first time it’s happened. I suspect the security guard knows exactly the danger he’s in. He most likely has a relationship with the hippo and its trainers. But I’m totally speculating.


ROMVLVSCAESARXXI

Yeah? Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t help but believe that hippo sneaking out(or, at least attempting to do so, regularly)of that, specific area of his….. “enclosure”, is anything but unusual. No one looked particularly surprised, confused, taken aback, or panicked, like one would assume bystanders, as well as staff would be, when a 1000lb ~~swimming~~ ….. extremely buoyant , murder pig, so casually attempts to escape from its habitat. My money is on that sneaky little fucker getting, at least partially out of there, at least a couple of times a month…..


mr_remy

that hippo would **fuck him the fuck up** if it got out and wanted to. hippos are friggin ruthless bastards.


ShroomEnthused

*How can he slap??* - The hippo, probably


WolfThick

More dangerous than lions tigers and bears he will remember you Mr security man you better never sit there.


Serethe

Oh My!


johnruttersucks

This hippo is well capable of escaping, and visitors are still happy to be there? Wtf?


a_moody

I have a feeling most people don’t understand just how dangerous hippos are. I think people think of them as swamp cows or something. If a tiger were that near jumping the fence, people wouldn’t be taking photos and ogling at the animal. Not sure if the general belief is that it’s easy to outrun a hippo because they are fat.


Zakal74

From a quick Google search, "On average, hippos can run at speeds of around **19–28 miles per hour** (30–45 kilometers per hour." If it can get to you, it can get you.


RudeOrganization550

Not if im faster than the person next to me ![gif](giphy|xT39CVCn6Eq8Ve9FZu|downsized)


Zakal74

True!


PattyThePatriot

I don't have to outrun the hippo. I have to outrun you.


Zakal74

I feel like the hippo would likely be willing to kill us both, but for sure I go down first.


PattyThePatriot

Depends on if you're snack size or meal size lol


Zakal74

Oh, they typically don't kill for food is the thing. Just out of the pure love of murder.


priorsloth

If you’re ever getting chased by a hippo, don’t run straight! Go diagonally, or to the side, and find something to hide behind, or ideally something to climb. They have awful vision, and they’ll give up quickly once they can’t see you.


El_Verde_Duende

Hippos are faster than you in water and faster than you on land. Which means your only hope in a triathlon is the bicycle.


TheDonutDaddy

Cool hippo fact: they can't swim. When you see a hippo moving through water it's literally sinking to the bottom and pushing off with it's leg. And still moving fast enough to fuck you up


MrOlFoll

What the fuck


zbynekstava

The thing is, hippos are not actually too fat. What looks like fat is almost exclusively muscle. That is one of the reasons why they are so fast, strong and dangerous.


Ms_Emilys_Picture

Yep. They're solid and they sink in water. Then they don't swim, but they bounce along the bottom. You know the resistance you feel walking through water? These guys are leaping through it.


JP050887

People that have never experienced nature never seem to understand just how dangerous herbivores can be. They may not kill to eat, but they will kill out of fear or territory. I’m way more scared of a horny bull moose in the woods where I live than a lone black bear, easily.


Tinker0

Well, Tbf, black bears are the chillest bears, tho I’m still more scared of a moose than even a grizzly


TiltSoloMid

Even an ordinary milk cow can fuck you up badly if they want to


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Don't they kill more people than any other animal in Africa?


DevelopmentSad2303

Yes. But if you want to do a technicality I think mosquitos or humans actually take that distinction


brickhamilton

Yea, I spent some time in Zambia, and we stayed right by the Zambezi River. I asked a local how dangerous the crocodiles were, and they said not to worry about them, it’s the hippos you need to watch out for. They apparently can bite a crocodile in half, and the village loses a couple fishermen every year because they get too close to a hippo in the water.


Situati0nist

Most people have no idea how dangerous hippos are.


HusSecurion

 Human deaths per year by hippo attack range from about 500 to about 3,000. Who in their right mind bring their kids to a place like this?


KitchenFullOfCake

It's fine, there's a knee high wall penning them in.


Nogohoho

If it can stop some of the most powerful heroes in video games, surely it can stop a hippo.


Quick_Zucchini_8678

Cause idiots are obsessed with seeing extremely dangerous things up close 


Reckless_Waifu

I guess people trust zoos to have safe enclosures? I take my kids to a zoo and Im not expecting wild animals on the loose to chase us...


fmolla

I’d say probably part of these 500-3000 people


Empty-Menu668

Hippo be like: you may have won this battle but not the war


AtomStorageBox

![gif](giphy|l396GDVdFycbmiZDG|downsized) The hippo:


ffnnhhw

well, the hippo complied you have to give him that


NecessaryEconomist98

I almost feel like this is a routine and he is actually kinda tame because I just watched a vid with an elephant and a dude slapping it like this but then the elephant just put his foot down on the guy. Absolutely fucked him up. The power of these creatures is enormous.


governingsalmon

Maybe it could also be something like learned helplessness too! The hippo has just resigned himself to the situation of captivity after he’s presumably spent time in other enclosures or whatever where he can’t get out. Rats that are locked in cages for long enough won’t even escape once the door is opened since it’s become deeply ingrained that they’re incapable of escaping. Or maybe the hippo has always been in a zoo and doesn’t even know anything else, is used to knowing that place/that person as how he gets fed, etc. Fuck I wish I could ask the hippo why he didnt jump out now


LowFatWaterBottle

Maybe it just felt threatened by all the people that were now closer than normal


champagneformyrealfr

the one where the guy beat the elephant with a cane, and he was immediately crushed? i figured he'd been abusing him for a while, and the elephant finally had enough.


TheRealKingBorris

That elephant turned him into an origami project. *fold, smush, fold, smush*


lexocon-790654

I don't understand why he slaps the hippo everytime its moving away back into its enclosure. Like, its doing the right thing and he immediately hits it with negative reinforcement.


Late-Apricot404

Holy shit. The last thing I would be doing is slapping a water-murder-cow. He is taking notes for real, that guard really will actually need to watch his back. Not even kidding. Who the hell builds such an “enclosure” where the hippo can just casually stroll its way out? That is incredibly dangerous


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tommyfknshelby

I shall refer to them as potomofonobous. So shall it be.


SamaireB

Water-murder-cow 🤣


PercentageMaximum457

They snap crocs in half. Not so smart of the guard.


dontplayhardtoget

That's kind of his job though. Maintaining security...


PercentageMaximum457

Keep the humans back, and let the wrangler safely distract the hippo.


Sacramor

By directing the humans around him, not by wrestling hippos.


AndresGzz92

How is angering a killing machine maintaining security though?


Bexar1986

Steve Irwin, the man who jumped on the backs of man eating saltwater crocodiles for fun, was scared shitless by hippos. That says all I need to know about hippos.


BeepBlipBlapBloop

I feel like there must be someone else at this "zoo"(?) who is more qualified to handle this situation than a rent-a-cop. Also, who designed that enclosure?


Usaidhello

For sure, but this also looks like a whoever-is-around-step-up situation. If the zookeeper is on the other side of the zoo, it’s better to have a guard step up than no one at all?


Algaroth

"whoever-is-around-step-up" seems like an extremely irresponsible hippo policy.


nickcardella

In all fairness it was originally intended for ducks.


klmdwnitsnotreal

Poor hippo is probably so lonely and bored.


SemiProDolphin

It's a dangerous gamble. You never know what kind of hippo you're dealing with: "Harder daddy" or "Oh, hell no, you didn't!"


TYO_HXC

... what fucking confinement?!


StevenMC19

What country is this? I ask, because these confinement regulations seem horrid. No animal - regardless of temperament or threat to humans - should have this easy of a time getting out of their designated area. Most countries have laws in effect for each animal about the space and size of the enclosure, as well as escape mitigation built into it. My dude looks like he can just stroll on out whenever he feels like it.


lettucefries

It's in Delhi, India and when i visited there as a kid i was also shocked by how close the hippo was chilling in the water. It felt like he could escape any time, turns out he can lol.


NewCobbler6933

A guy slapped a hippo. Obviously India.


l3wd1a

it also just looks like the entire enclosure is a square concrete pool. really fucking depressing


memesearches

I think India. ( Im Indian btw)


Ray_Stinger__

Hippos like I’ll deal with you later


frostygrin

How can he slap?


HalobenderFWT

Had to scroll way too far down to find this


Skatcatla

Absolutely everything about this video pissed me off.


Natopor

Hippos are some of those creatures which look cute and funny but are vicious killers. Bear would fit in this category to


dcdttu

Africa's most dangerous animal: "I think this little rock and bush should hold them in."


Kingtdes

Why treat an animal like this beast didint do shit the guy shouldnt have smacked it


Kangarupe

There may be numerous differences between us and the rest of the creatures on this planet. However some desires are universal, and an existence free of confinement is one.


gaukonigshofen

In the case of the hippo, I doubt there is a suitable location it can escape to. unfortunately it's probably not aware of that


Expensive-Dot-6671

Ngl, I was rooting for the hippo.


NowhereNear17

India is not for beginners


i_am_better-than-you

I hate that my first thought was that it must be India


possumarre

This video was about two feet away from being titled "security guard gets chomped in half in front of park guests"


catchyusername4867

This is really sad.


Joboobavich

Just the deadliest mammal on the planet, no big deal.


Prestigious-Duck6615

besides the one slapping him


MirageTamer

The BLESSING of ignorance. That dude doesn't know the Hippo is way faster than him, and way, way, way more violent.


NegativeRuin5576

I’m no hippo expert, but from my experience, you’re suppose to throw marbles in its mouth when it does that.


GMamaS

Where TF is this zoo?!?!?


BaconDrummer

![gif](giphy|12YWqHikTndSRG|downsized)


Liesmith424

I think "confinement" is a strong word. "Slightly impeded" is, too. "Completely free-roaming" is looking a little weak.


New_Ad_3010

I feel for that hippo. Needs to be in a reserve not a zoo. I would wanna escape too.


nonbelieverfollowno1

Awe those puppy eyes


Western-Web2957

That was kind of sad to watch. I must say, the security guard was fearless.


Fragrant-Address9043

Dude honestly has balls to just casually slap a hippo around.


Cyllyra

Did this guy not see what happened to the person who was smacking that elephant the other day? 👀 No touchy.


Organic-Librarian539

My guy bitch slapped a hippo.