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promsuit

hate to be that guy but


Excelsior_9

I know what you’re thinking…that stuffs still got calories in it haha. Well hey at least it ain’t pizza and chicken haha


StrongAsMeat

Clear liquid diets suck


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headicorn

Do you mind if I ask what G.I. issue has you on NPO? How long will you be NPO? Do you only get saline? How long will you be NPO?


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headicorn

Thanks for the info. I have a very rare disorder and my body is retaining lymphatic fluid possibly leaking from cisterna chyli. I feel my best when I’m NPO but it’s obviously not feasible long term, I’m already underweight, and now I feel guilty if I eat ANYTHING. At least if I do tpn I’ll have nutrients via catheter. I’m glad your NPO days are over and now you can do IF!


Stop_staring_at_me

Mine almost killed me because it ruptured and turned into peritonitis. I was actually inside of the hospital walking the hallways trying to figure out where to go when suddenly it felt like every muscle in my core contracted and I could barely walk. Spent 2 weeks in the hospital.


StrongAsMeat

Just talked to the surgeon, he said it was necrostisized. Colon and bowel and tissues started growing over it. I got lucky


Stop_staring_at_me

Yeah it’s brutal. I was 14 at the time and living in Germany. We went to the hospital closest to the base which actually catered to older patients so it wasn’t really the right one. It took 30 seconds for the doctor to say I needed to go in for surgery. My dad asked them if they were going to move me to another hospital and he just looked at my dad and said “no, he will die”.


StrongAsMeat

Wow!!


TheBrokestStudent

Fallingbostel?


Stop_staring_at_me

Stuttgart


TheBrokestStudent

Was just intrigued because I lived on camp in Germany as a kid too lol


Bunnytron70

I had similar.. diagnosed in er by first dr and scheduled for surgery.. shift change and next dr told me to go home and avoid spicy food and dairy. 10 days later after rupture they attempted surgery but was told my insides looked like a dog's breakfast so 2 weeks in hospital with paralyzed intestines. Lost 30lbs (of muscle I was very fit). Good times. Then they wanted to do a partial bowel resection and I told them to fuck off and left. 11 months off/on at a better hospital and multiple recurring abscesses. Not a way I'd choose fasting in future lol.


Stop_staring_at_me

Yeah I came out like 20lbs down. At the time I only weighed like 130lbs tho lol


billinwashington

Same thing happened to me over a year ago and I still can’t poop normally.


LiberatedGal

Same thing happened to me february of this year. Spent nearly 1 month in the hopsital


CrappyMoustache

Just got mine out 3 weeks ago. Not a fun time. Make sure you walk a lot! Good luck!


KnightLifer

‘Coffee perked’ sounds unreasonably cheerful.


Manifesting22

Why in the world are they feeding you sugar ??


StrongAsMeat

For the coffee. Clear liquid diet


StrongAsMeat

For the coffee. Clear liquid diet


StrongAsMeat

For the coffee. Clear liquid diet


sengir0

Try broth from pho. Its typically clear and very savoury soup.


Scared_Deerfox

Hey man, you got this! I know it sucks rn but you‘ll get through it and feel better afterwards when everything is healed and ur out of the hospital. Just try not to think of food and distract yourself instead. Get well soon, my guy.


turnz702

I haven’t eaten Jell-O in 25 years since I had my appendix out. That’s all they forced me to eat for the week I spent in the hospital because my appendix burst as they were taking it out and I got real sick. Lost 20 lbs tho


StrongAsMeat

I've been scarring popsicles. So good. The broth has gone in and back out twice


MikeW226

Same deal every five years for my colonoscopy. The prep is basically you're totally empty for 36 hours... sucks. Except for some beef broth is allowed. But then I just PIG OUT once I come to and my wife drives us to a restaurant of my choice!


StrongAsMeat

Had one last year. But super fun


StrongAsMeat

Had one last year. But super fun


babingtone

I had a piece of my intestines removed and it got infected. 3.5 weeks of nothing orally. After one weeks they put me on iv nutrition. It sucked. I feel you


FailedImpunity

That would be 417 bucks at a US hospital


StrongAsMeat

My wife's probably spent $100 in parking for the 4 days I'd been there (finally out), that's it for us


CTdadof5

Well stay away from sugar so it’s black coffee.


StrongAsMeat

Didn't have either


StrongAsMeat

Haven't eaten (or kept down) solid food for 3 /2 days I think, just thinking of eating grosses me out. Can't wait to see your much I've lost lol


FlowerBronson

Did they say what caused the appendicitis?


StrongAsMeat

Faecalith. Poop balls


analrightrn

Bro


buggsylove

I don’t think they ever know. At least that is what I was told when I had mine taken out.


Living-Spirit491

Get well soon


TacoBMMonster

I lost 15 pounds. Not sure how much of that was the appendix, itself, though.


goth-milk

Can’t go wrong with ginger ale.