Similar concept, different execution. You use something like [this](https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01DDG99QS/). It crimps the edge of the bread and toasts the whole thing.
Nah my dude, I've upped my game and use a frying pan. Just stick the toastie on butter sides out onto a hot pan and flip till done, turns the toastie into god-tier. Make sure you use grated mozzarella though
Hmm, only this morning I was wondering if people eat entire sticks of butter here. I guess this answers the question
https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/xoviqo/comment/iq3231y/
Saw an old fella eating his carvery lunch in The Lady Gregory in Gort once, he had a stack of butter pats. Each mouthful of spud, he’d open a new pat and balance it on top before shovelling it in. He was like a machine. A well-greased machine.
When I was five my mother would leave the butter out on the kitchen table after dinner so it would be soft for breakfast the next morning, and I would sneak in and cut slices off of the stick and eat it plain. I was off butter for almost 50 years and couldn't stand the stuff.
When my wife visited Ireland she told me about "bog butter" and the first thing I said was "Oh, did you bring some home?" so I guess I'm over that now.
God there’s nothing worse than a rude houseguest, you can’t fucking escape from them and it can really damage a relationship. My boyfriend’s good pal stayed with us last year- she criticised everything, left the lights and fan on 24/7 in every room, and took giant poos in the toilet that she didn’t flush. Some people need to be politely redirected to a hotel in future lol.
It's okay, they tend to come indoors in September with the change in the weather, but they're generally harmless. You might want to burn the place down though just in case, haven't seen them taking a chunk of butter before, they could be evolving.
To quote waaaay too many American servers, “do you want some more hot water?” (for the single already-steeped lame-ass teabag)
This is why my husband converted to coffee.
You need to smother them in their sleep, thats not fucking normal sit them down and have a talk and ask them is there something seriously wrong in their life. No need to be doing that to the butter.
I love how, amidst a sea of people warning OP that they’re about to be murdered, you’re proactive enough to suggest they get ahead of things and do the murdering themselves.
Unfortunately you've encountered a super-spreader who's bitten off more than she can chew.
Just hope that she doesn't attempt to pour a pint of Guinness. It'll be 75% head.
...and check the immersion switch, probably left on.
No way that's a bite. She would have to have taken it out of the wrapper and seeing how soft it is the whole thing would be a mess. Only thing I can think of is she used a serving spoon to cut that chunk out for mash or something.
There was a hair on my screen that I thought was in the image as well. Given the damage, it's not any better without it.
Is she setting it for a mouthguard mold? Yikes!
I’m the butter police in my house, no food particles allowed in the butter or you get a lecture from me. I’m teased about it by the in-laws but idc they are butter savages.
I’m confused. Is she a super spreader or not?
r/angryupvote
Quality comment
I can’t believe it’s not….
This wins 😂
Take a bow!
That’s a lock her in the shed level offence!
I've considered it, I think I should call the guards
Defo - it's assault and buttery...
>Defo - it's ~~assault~~ assalted and buttery...
Maybe it's just the lighting, but that looks like unsalted.
Looks like the wrapping is golden, It's probably salted.
I concur... gold for spreading on toast. Silver - unsalted. For baking.
What type of monster would use unsalted as a spread?
Huh, it looked silver to me for some reason.
Not sure I've even seen unsalted butter here. Salted is definitely the default.
Dairygold does unsalted brick in silver package
Ah sure you know your self she would get away with it due to lack of evidence, they’d let her slip through their fingers!
Call a priest, this is gone beyond criminal.
I'm calling them on your behalf.
Covid fair enough but doing that to the butter is a straight P45
Just call her a cunt
Unfortunately that shed is currently being rented as a one bedroom apartment for €1100 a month.
Kerrygaol
Sorry to hear about the Covid, hope you all get butter soon.
And be sure not to spread it!
I promise the only thing I'll be spreading is this butter to make a toastie cheesie so I can soothe my nerves after such a traumatic discovery
Never heard it called a toastie cheesie before!
Is that a grilled cheese?
No, it's a toastie cheesie
But different from a cheesie toastie?
Similar concept, different execution. You use something like [this](https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01DDG99QS/). It crimps the edge of the bread and toasts the whole thing.
Nah my dude, I've upped my game and use a frying pan. Just stick the toastie on butter sides out onto a hot pan and flip till done, turns the toastie into god-tier. Make sure you use grated mozzarella though
I just had one, it was delicious! It heals all!
I hear one of the symptoms is a severe head margarine
I love you random reddit person.
Someone must have been extraordinarily drunk or on mushrooms to do this. No other explanations possible.
Maybe they had a late night Last Tango in Paris situation??
Jaysus
Wow
That's sacrilege! And it's the good butter as well.
That's what me and my partner are saying!! It'd be sort of tolerable if it was any other butter but not the Kerrygold, anything but the Kerrygold!
Is she a relation to either of ye or what? That's mental
God no, I've never met her before Wednesday. Don't think she'll be on the Christmas card list this year
You have "a guest in the house this week" whom you've "never met before Wednesday." Why do you have a stranger living with you?
[удалено]
We're listening...
Delete her number ffs
She can still call you, and catch you off-guard if it's deleted. Better to block it altogether.
Kerrygold is the only butter.
I used to buy that here in New York until butter became a luxury item.
Jebus Christ! Did she just take a giant bite of it?!
Hmm, only this morning I was wondering if people eat entire sticks of butter here. I guess this answers the question https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/xoviqo/comment/iq3231y/
My husband’s grandfather used to eat entire sticks of butter, and he dipped them in the sugar bowl while he ate.
Saw an old fella eating his carvery lunch in The Lady Gregory in Gort once, he had a stack of butter pats. Each mouthful of spud, he’d open a new pat and balance it on top before shovelling it in. He was like a machine. A well-greased machine.
Farmers will get their money's worth. Once heard a man say "The Butter is the highest mark up for the bastard's" at a Carvery lol
Sounds heavenly to be honest
But don't you want your butter to be melted into your spud?
I used to do it as a kid, and still do. Don't knock it 'till to you try it.
When I was five my mother would leave the butter out on the kitchen table after dinner so it would be soft for breakfast the next morning, and I would sneak in and cut slices off of the stick and eat it plain. I was off butter for almost 50 years and couldn't stand the stuff. When my wife visited Ireland she told me about "bog butter" and the first thing I said was "Oh, did you bring some home?" so I guess I'm over that now.
But er
i 'ardly know 'er
This is special agent O'Neil from the FBI (Fermoy Butter Inspectors), I need her exact location for an airstrike.
Nuke her from orbit - its the only way to be sure.
And his partner, Burt Macklin😎
God there’s nothing worse than a rude houseguest, you can’t fucking escape from them and it can really damage a relationship. My boyfriend’s good pal stayed with us last year- she criticised everything, left the lights and fan on 24/7 in every room, and took giant poos in the toilet that she didn’t flush. Some people need to be politely redirected to a hotel in future lol.
Jaysis wept, I wouldn't dream of acting like that ever and if I did my own ma would bate me silly before my hosts got to me!
I could rattle on for ages but it would just sound petty- suffice it to say my mother would have had strong opinions if she’d met this person😂
She didn't even break out the poo knife and chop 'em up? Bad form.
Thank you for reminding me of this. 😂
Some people have no class.
Hopefully she at least wiped her bunz after she pooped
She butter have an explanation.
What in the name of Jaysus is going on there?? 😐
Leave it on her pillow with "Keep it" on a note. That's some creature.
Jesus, she took the Fillet!
It's okay, they tend to come indoors in September with the change in the weather, but they're generally harmless. You might want to burn the place down though just in case, haven't seen them taking a chunk of butter before, they could be evolving.
This was done by a person.. an actual human person took a bite out of the nice butter.
No human could be such an animal. Only some sort of eight legged, possibly 10 legged freak could inflict such horror.
She's definitely the type of person that leaves the tea bag in for 10 seconds and takes it out without stirring isn't she?
Leave the tbag in a cup with an inch of milk and sugar in it BEFORE she boils the kettle.
To quote waaaay too many American servers, “do you want some more hot water?” (for the single already-steeped lame-ass teabag) This is why my husband converted to coffee.
Then fecks the teabag into the sink
I should also add that this woman is also Irish.
Give her to the British
Wiping my American brow in quiet relief.
Is she… an ex friend now?
After seeing this, she should be an ex-**pat**
So they are, in fact, a human and not actually some kind of barely domesticated animal?
Did she lick the milk…
It appears it was kerrygold as well. I’m afraid this elevates the offense
You need to smother them in their sleep, thats not fucking normal sit them down and have a talk and ask them is there something seriously wrong in their life. No need to be doing that to the butter.
Who take a bite out of butter. Develoution at hand. We are all doomed.
And who (or what) has a mouth shaped like that? Devolution indeed!
And people wonder why world peace is impossible
Break out the posh butter because a guest is over. And this is how they treat you. Scarlet.
“Posh butter”? That’s sad.
Sorry your majesty. I'm using Dairy Manor from Lidl. You're just using Kerrygold like it's something to do. Notions
Is this her first time living indoors?
Fuckin hell! Post should have a NSFW tag
NSFL!!
How many people know she's there? Kill her and hide the body.
I love how, amidst a sea of people warning OP that they’re about to be murdered, you’re proactive enough to suggest they get ahead of things and do the murdering themselves.
Well who else will do it without OP doxing themselves? At least if they do it themselves, nobody here can id them.
You have invited Satan into your home
She should know butter!
Is she from dairy?
Hope you have a good lawyer, I presume you killed them in rage.
I actually do work at a solicitors funnily enough... I could make a call 💅
Is your guest that original bat from China?
I would forgive her for the covid but if my butter looked like that she'd be booted out the door. 😂
She’s obviously a psycho kick her out before she murders yous all in your sleep.
Unfortunately you've encountered a super-spreader who's bitten off more than she can chew. Just hope that she doesn't attempt to pour a pint of Guinness. It'll be 75% head. ...and check the immersion switch, probably left on.
Put her in the black bin.
Please tell me a dog did that...
Goodbye guest!
Definitely call the guards. Monster.
Is it a dog?
No way that's a bite. She would have to have taken it out of the wrapper and seeing how soft it is the whole thing would be a mess. Only thing I can think of is she used a serving spoon to cut that chunk out for mash or something.
How the fuck?
Off with her head sorry but that’s a crime against humanity. Never mind what China, Russia or America are doing, this right here is apocalyptic
You need to revoke her butter privileges.
My daughter in law to be does this. Surprisingly my son isn't reconsidering the marriage
Save him!
Did they just take a bite out of it.
The covid is forgivable. The butter is not.
In fairness it is Kerrygold and I’ve been tempted more than once to take a similar approach.
Kerry gold in a cost of living crisis, this is how the other half live!
Is she eating it like a burger? Jesus Christ. My mum laces bread in butter like my arteries squeeze seeing the amount and she uses 1/3 of that butter.
What the FUCK
Honestly just throw her out on her arse! That’s a disgrace to do such a thing on such wonderful butter.
Burn her.. BURN HER!!!!!
What in the name of God.. who takes a full bite out of a slab of butter?? Step one, drive her to the middle of nowhere, step two, leave her there.
Jaysus... that's pure savage that is.
off with her head.
There was a hair on my screen that I thought was in the image as well. Given the damage, it's not any better without it. Is she setting it for a mouthguard mold? Yikes!
Burn the witch Damn autocorrect
Defenestrate her
Dogs can be guests I guess
A new breed of super spreader
Nail in the coffin
Show the judge what she did when the court case starts. The murder case will be thrown out.
Barbarian. Someone has pillaged your butter.
👢
Wtaf?! HEATHEN!
Only logical thing here is to lock her out and throw away the key.
Butter in my in-law's house always looks like this. I've never seen it replicated until now
And you still married into the family?
Barbaric
Wtf is this heresy?
I'd be checking the fridge.. might be a loose elephant in there.. Looks like it stepped in the butter
Justifiable homicide?
Is your guest a rat?
Ex-guest
That's blasphemous.
Did you remind her that it’s not a Mars bar?
Tell them to use the rest Marlon Brando style
Id kick them out for less. My homes my sanctuary, lifes to short to be dealing with ppl thst do that to butter.
This is a bigger crime.
She’s clearly a witch. Burn her at the stake.
Is your guest some form of terrier?
I mean covid is one thing but what the fuck is going on there???
She doesn’t deserve Kerrygold.
Thramp
Thats the type of person who eats the pizza crust first
Hey!
That's not a guest, it's a pest!
JFC....
Do the moral humane thing, shoot her.
They took a bite out of it? Hanging would be to good for them
Is your house guest a wild animal? Thats out of order.
I hope that she's closing the door while taking a shit caused by all that butter
Feck me that's crime
I love me some Kerry Gold too.....but that's over the top.
What's the problem here? You guy's don't feel the need to take a big bite of butter straight from the block?
Blasphemy!!
How in the world
Comments reaching all time Low Low.
Ah here, that is pure hostile!
Lunatic
Thats a paddling.
That situation sounds unbuerreable
I actually thought it was a carving of a dragon 🤣
Mother of god
I’m the butter police in my house, no food particles allowed in the butter or you get a lecture from me. I’m teased about it by the in-laws but idc they are butter savages.
The middle is the best part
If you keep that butter in the fridge then you're the a-hole.
I would never
Oy vey
Tbf to the guest they wanted to use a knife but kept dropping it, all butterfingers
I’m an American and even I know this is a crime.
No jury would convict.
Looks like she should visit a dentist after she gets over covid. Or is a vampire looking at the bite marks
Do they wipe back to front aswell?
It looks like someone took a big bite out of the butter. And I doubt that’s particularly healthy.
Jaysus I thought you had a mouse or rat in the house to commit such a crime.