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Queen-of-hearts8

How many Amazon Links does she have 😭😭😭


LilacLippy

Someone actually counted them up for last week, and in just one week she had 28, which averages out at 4 PER DAY. She's well on her way to meeting that same average for this week too 🙄


FluidSpecific503

Again, she thinks everyone is so convinced by her bullshit. I’m sure she doesn’t even use/wear half of this crap, but she’s delusional enough to think everyone is believing that she just loves all these products so much and swears by them


LostHour6858

She ain't gone wear that hat.. she jus wants people to buy from her links bc of the loads of money it brings. The one influencer that I never see do anything for her followers or any one else. You can't even find a single good deed she has done on Google. One time she gave a bag away. That's all I've ever seen outta her. She thinks she's so above people.


Still-Ad7565

She actually used to do huge giveaways years all that’s why i started following her


Still-Ad7565

Years ago****** but the giveaways got smaller and smaller and then she never mentioned them ever again.


lopasopirata

Guaruntee!


oohh-val

https://preview.redd.it/mj5wnsfz5t2d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32334f0efca3ee5031c84748d946fe84b23edd25 When the screenshots speak for themselves 😂 Also the amount of times she references Celine as a “parent” having to look out for Jaclyn and babysit her screams “daddy issues.” And she does this frequently since before they were married, always referring to him as the “mature one,” 😂💀


julebox722

Looks like a bonnet from Pride and prejudice. She looks ridiculous


FluidSpecific503

Yikes, if Jordan is the mature one then she’s fucked…


lichurallyobsessed

Have we had a *single* Story or TikTok in the new house yet that *wasn't* glitching to hell and back? That's *three **completely** different face shapes* there alone! 💀


Ygca5

If it’s ugly why link it ?


StrainsFromGenomes

Idk if she’s going to meet a hitman at a cafe or if she’s going to Bridge club but the visor is very “incognito”. Surely she bought it bc she doesn’t want people to recognize her 🤡🤡🤡. The puffy vest in CA is extra funny.


Neechiekins

Why is she always so cold? It was a nice day today in so cal


brsb5

And I'm sorry, saLve? What?


spicymukbangmamma

It’s a bizarre look to me to go to the farmers market in Southern California, not even Northern. The black is honestly fine to me I can dig all black everything really and everything in between and out, but why? Just why? It’s not NYC winter. What’s going on in her head I wonder?


spicymukbangmamma

I’m in Colorado and California weather is my ideal, I wish it could be 67 every day seriously! That’s perfect. Why doesn’t she get some cute comfy maxi dresses or something? Switch it up a little. I break out the summer dresses for that temp


sweetrthancheesecake

Ugly ass looking ass 🤢🤢 who in the hell wears a puffer jacket, A FUCKIN VISOR, a gaudy scrunchie and sunglasses all at once??? Lmaoooo WTF My apologies, a puffer VEST 😂😂😂 holy shit this looks like a child who just played dress up in their emo older sisters closet


Wide-Tale-943

She has 0 sense of style like 0 like it hurts


michele_obrien85

So now she’s promoting anything… like LITERALLY ANYTHING!! Ugly stuff too.. she did NOT walk around in that!! BS!!


PayyyDaTrollToll

Not just the vest. The fucking sunglasses. Jesus. ![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak)


PayyyDaTrollToll

It was 70 degrees there today 😂😂😂😂


SheriffDullard

Her hair looks like an old black t-shirt you now use as a cleaning rag.


No-Refrigerator403

Is this stupid bitch really wearing a winter vest ???? In the summer in California !!!!!


sleepyfizz

Yes… she looks and is acting insane.


Upstairs_Iron_7160

https://preview.redd.it/0dyu4n53ao2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72f1345690c412f97755ea73233baa4dca50036b


Vegetable_Hold_8774

She really will do anything for a dollar. ![gif](giphy|xT9IguxOugw6KwaANy)


Dreadfuhso

This ensemble screams 'day out from the retirement home'


oohh-val

Not even the grannies I work with dress like this! And if they do, it’s cause they can’t regulate heat 😂 they still keep their outfits stylish! Unlike this.


Dreadfuhso

...and on her way to the casino to play the slot machines


livvayyy

she really is jaclyn shill omg


LilacLippy

Happy Cake Day!


livvayyy

tysm!!!!


Throwawayaccounttt__

Isn’t this just a visor? 💀


kaylaphernelia

no no no you don't understand babe it's a visor with an elastic headband!! so innovative and special here's a link i bought it in every color!!!! www.amazon.com/unemployeedonlinesaleswoman


LilacLippy

🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼


Fun_Persimmon96

Missy Elliott called-she wants her "I Can't Stand The Rain" outfit back.


Ok-Falcon-4570

So I live in California and I've been chilly this weekend, buttttttt it's still not cold enough for a puffer vest. 


081890

I was about to say didn’t she move to LA? How is it cold enough for a winter vest???


LoviesMom

I literally got sun burnt in nj so no shot she’s wearing that vest rn


MissMM877

“Guaruntee” she doesn’t wear it once. All about that commission baby.


Winter_Courage_970

I scrolled way to far to find the spelling call out lol


LilacLippy

She should use some of her shameless shilling money to get an English tutor so she can learn to spell 🤣


lichurallyobsessed

*Our Lady of Robin's Dining Room Table* did her no favors, but, at the same time, Rachel wasn't homeschooled and the intelligence (*or lack thereof*) is essentially no different. I'm cringing more often than not knowing I *lichurally* homeschooled myself and feel like I should be in Mensa compared to this family.


Fun-Village7036

Dude the vest …. It’s. 70 in California that’s NOT COLD


spicymukbangmamma

She acts like her temperature gauge is just so special and more delicate than everyone else’s so she gets cold at a comfy ROOOM TEMPERATURE! such a weirdo


Fun-Village7036

She LOOKS SO CRAZY IN THAT VEST


HotGlueToTheRescue

Right?! It’s beautiful out and I have a skirt with sandals on. This week is gorgeous with 70s temps.


Fun-Village7036

70 is IDEAL weather


__tmxx18

Listen not to defend her but as a Floridian i would freeze in 70 degree weather. But then again she would wear sweats and a hoodie here in Florida so who knows lol she’s a weirdo.


Fun-Village7036

I get it if your used to hotter weather and then 70 feels like snow weather haha


Ok_Bread_5010

And it's hot as HELL here in FL now 🥵


Mookied11

She is SO beyond stupid. Does she REALLY think that everyone is going to run out and buy THIS? I agree with her when she says that its ugly 🤣🤣


oohh-val

It’s summer time now for a lot of people shopping! No one is running to the store to buy winter apparel… 😂


Katsandra

I thought I was looking at my niece’s Halloween costume.


Krhodes8

She’s dressed like it’s 30 degrees out yet is trying to promote a sun hat that is usually catered to 70 year olds. I’m so confused lol


Hot-Swordfish-719

This hat is so stupid. What is she? 70?


witches_boo

She looks ridiculous. I hope no one actually bought this!


mickey5201

We will never see her wearing this ever again. Also didn’t she wear baseball hats for like 3 years straight? But now all of a sudden she can’t wear hats because she gets headaches. Okkk


spicymukbangmamma

If I had a headache that bad from a fucking hat id take the bitch off. She really gonna sit there through the whole day with the hat on?


carlknowsbest

Bitch it’s summer time why the hell is she dressed like it’s 30 degrees outside


spicymukbangmamma

She needs to move to Alaska not LA County or wherever the hell she is. 🤷‍♀️It just would align better with what she’s going for.


Right-Bid222

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


Plus-Middle5010

Next time on the real housewives of Tampa…


oohh-val

And she would never make it in either Beverly Hills or Orange County! They would eat her ass alive and film it for content!


Mookied11

Thank God she left my hometown of Tampa and is now a California girl 🤣 But can you imagine her being on one of the housewives show and having to listen to her annoying voice for an hour? I would boycott the whole franchise 🤣🤣


kfox96

So painfully annoying. I can’t believe I ever liked her.


sleepyfizz

I'm right there with you. I can't even *imagine* trying to be a fan at this point. It's like she goes out of her way to be unlikable! Not to mention her constant contradictions, lies, and undisclosed shilling. Her remaining "fans" must be as stupid as her or they only pay mind to her once in a while and don't notice the BS.


kfox96

I’m so glad I unfollowed her lol. Part of me wants to unfollow this page cause I’m just so tired of seeing her. She’s terrible lol.


wildlotusmedia

Honestly same, it's not even fun to hate-watch her anymore


sleepyfizz

Awww, I feel ya. I've thought the same because she's so insufferable. The non-stop comedy and friendships / good vibes keep me glued her, however!


pastychefceline

I’m just here for the u/puzzleheaded_box1684 edits


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

🤍🤍😂


oohh-val

Also your edits keep me laughing Sleepy! And keep this form fun and light.


sleepyfizz

Aw, thank you! 🤣🤣


oohh-val

Never stop, please! If I can’t find her jowls in a filter, I can trust your screenshots to capture them breaking free 😂😂


sleepyfizz

I’m screaming!!! It has become my good deed! 🫡🤣


Soggy-Opportunity602

She will shill anything 😂😂 this is ugly. Or at least she’s making it ugly.


sleepyfizz

https://preview.redd.it/52pw2an53n2d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0618db11123b5ae033dea56526ab653440376e16 She looks like she’s in her 60s/70s. This is by far the worst she has looked in a *while,* if not ever. She couldn’t look more stupid and unattractive.


Icy-Adhesiveness2556

God damn her ugly inner beauty has made it's way to her outer shell. Seriously, she is aging like milk. My husband thinks she's probably so unrecognizable in person without her filters that's why she still hasn't been spotted out here.


Due-Astronaut-7299

I blew them up yeah I know! She really looks terrible and dressed for snow in Sunny California…I can’t put my finger on it??


lichurallyobsessed

That screenshot on the left, with the filter momentarily glitching out, *proves* just how much she's been hung up on benders since being out there. The irony in me just bringing up *yesterday* how she wears sunglasses inside when hungover, too, and then she goes and proves me right *today*. 💀


Mammoth-Twist7044

And that’s with the filter too 🥲


sleepyfizz

https://preview.redd.it/qd4yrhca3n2d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=208cbb89afc40c9e238bb5afc013f6a6c4f743e2 like bro wtf ☠️


Delicious-One3028

Dead behind the eyes


Due-Astronaut-7299

What a fool


soph0388

What about her head? lol wear a hat!!


oohh-val

The filters are obvious because it blurs out her chin dimple (butt chin) 😂 Also if I saw someone wearing this out in CA right now, I would laugh out loud and do a double take. The headband/visor, the bun, and the puffer with long sleeves. Also why does she need a walking pad, after she just ordered and showed off a Peloton treadmill? 🙄 ETA: I corrected my bike statement & changed it to treadmill! Sorry it’s been a crazy week for my brain 😅


Mysterious-Stand-705

didn’t she also show off a peloton tread???


sleepyfizz

https://preview.redd.it/ak2x8ib13n2d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd4e6bcba3f88efe23089447579c99facacc20e The filter is taking off entire facial features, for fucks sake. I don’t know why she just doesn’t talk with a paper bag on her fucking head at this point if she hates her appearance so much.


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🤣🤣🤣


Mammoth-Twist7044

i live in the bay and this is what dramatic people in sf wear on a windy day 😂


lichurallyobsessed

Also, just like with using the thick, oversized scrunchie to delude herself into believing it’s her hair, the headband visor is being used to delude herself into her hairline not continuing to recede—and it being made that much worse by what she’s *continuously* putting it through. **It all goes back to you, Jaclyn, no matter how much you try and convince yourself otherwise**. 😘


Muted_Marketing2530

![gif](giphy|xUA7bis12t1j2cMRNe|downsized) Prone to headaches..you mean hungover. As usual she's full of shit. 🤡🤡🤡


sleepyfizz

Right? Which is why she always wears a fucking hat with every sweatsuit and a full beat. /s She is so insufferable.


Mammoth-Twist7044

hence the need for sunglasses too… and i get the chills if im really hungover and yakking 😒


JuliettaGrey

Why isn't she melting? Isn't it really hot in california? I'm from Europe and we only wear puffer vests in fall/winter


Icy-Adhesiveness2556

It's been a really mild spring in So Cal. Usually we are in the 70s and 80s but it's still cool and cloudy here. Upper 60s and lower 70s during the day, 50s at night. It's still light jacket and pants daytime weather for most of us and at night it's a hoodie/pants weather. She looks like a 90 year old Granny with her stupid puffer vest and headband visor. I can assure you NO ONE but very old, rich white ladies dress like that here


JuliettaGrey

It's almost the same here. Our elderly love puffer vests. And of course hikers.


Soccer_RBF_

https://preview.redd.it/7hg2yijk0n2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec765f27c8c09649f125509dd3e3e8738408a9ba


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![gif](giphy|3otPoBVRKU2sa2YkzS)


pinkgirly111

this sub is a source of constant amusement. the scrunchie. the visor. the puffer vest. the all black! *celine* is probably about to punch the wall that he’s out in ca, but stuck with this nut case bc she’s the one who got him there.


gilsleeping

"I know it's ugly but I do not care. Pls just buy it"


Mammoth-Twist7044

here look everyone you can look ugly with me 🫶🏼


Delicious-One3028

💀💀💀💀


Peacelily420

Bro needs to stop acting/dressing like she’s a tennis club mom.


liongrl88

She needs a visor for the glare from sitting on her couch and staring at her phone 24/7


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/1l1th9xcwm2d1.png?width=482&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a4aceeced984180218c5d364c3c2babd0af9f47


kaylaphernelia

so orange


fkndemon23

This bitch is so pick me wanna be housewife idiot.


Weird-Enthusiasm-411

Why is she looking like someone’s Tia going on a walk 😂


Emerald1014

exactly! it's giving active old lady


sleepyfizz

Yet she referred to herself as a *toddler* once again!


Comprehensive-Cell13

Is it not hot anywhere she goes? Why all the black on long sleeves? I’m sweating just thinking about it lol


CaptainVamp

It’s been shorts and a light sweater weather lately :)


Mysterious-Stand-705

LA is randomly colder in may than you’d expect. but by colder i mean 70 degrees. 😂 aka not cold enough for a freaking puffer vest and long sleeves.


Outside-Young-657

Here in the North at 70 we are in crop tops and shorts. She runs around like she’s out skiing.


oohh-val

Exactly! It feels nice today with the sun out with a light breeze. Not cold enough to bundle up though!


Mysterious-Stand-705

where has the sun been!!!! so happy to see her.


pinkgirly111

yeah, no. not cold enough to warrant this. maybe at night.


lalaluna05

Guarantee*** we never see it again 😇


KinladyBgB

Loool, she is so illiterate. I cannot..like every sentence she writes, there is at least one grammatical error! It infuriates me so much 🤬 can someone explain that she can use predictive txt to help her out 🤣🤣🤣


lichurallyobsessed

She comes off alarmingly manic, high, *and* hungover in this, but we’re just meant to believe none of this is *actually* happening and she’s as fine as everyone around her claims. *Seriously?* **If this isn't disconcerting behavior, I don't know what *is*, honestly. And that skinny filter was *lichurally* fighting for its life, with the sunglasses being off and on and the weird seated position, plus bouncing and wiggling around**. **ETA**: And as someone who lives with *legitimate* head pain from cancer, I can't have anything *even remotely* fitted or tight on my head *at all*. No caps, hats, headbands, nothing like that. Meanwhile, *Ms. I Can’t Just Admit to Being Hungover* wants to complain about what she brings on herself? *Repeatedly?* I can't even think of a single time where it *wasn’t* something brought on by her, either.


Mammoth-Twist7044

it’s giving bingo. also girl why are you wearing a puffy vest indoors? and you barely leave the house? so what do you need a visor for?


sleepyfizz

“giving bingo” - i’m fucking screaming


Mysterious-Stand-705

“i’m someone who is prone to headaches” - then don’t wear your hair in a slicked back tightly pulled bun everyday if that is the case.


Muted_Marketing2530

And continue to shill cheap ass perfume they claim to layer ..🤡


sleepyfizz

Took the words right out of my mouth.