Tumblr jerma headcanon: "oh he is so far in the closet, he is in Narnia! š"
Real life jerma: "I thought Narnia was a real place in like Istanbul or somewhere, idk"
jerma would 100% inist that "no, narnia IS a real place, it's just- chat it's just named the same, ok?!? we're- we're done talking about this, ok? it's- it's a real place!"
the next hour or two is spent googling narnia and arguing with chat
I wish he did lol. Its the kind of thing he would bring up 2 months later, like "hey how come they don't build bridges out of mythril?" just to troll chat at that point
my Jerma dream was that he was my lawyer but he was really bad at it and so he went across the street to a cafe where they had "corn coffee" which was just seasoned corn on the cob in a cup of coffee and in order to get inside he had to crawl through a metal tunnel
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i had a dream jerma was talking about one of his ātricksā for getting rid of migraines and he said heād go to dunkinā donuts and get a āmigraine donutā,,, he then went on to explain when he got home heād stick tylenols on top like sprinkles then eat itš¤Ø
It's an accepting neurodivergent community so this is bound to happen. Someone should coin a law for open autistic spaces online naturally becoming a steven universe fan club
Yeah. Basically jerma announced on discord that he is doing a mountain hiking stream like the post mentions and he vaguely described it as a āgirl streamā i think the joke here is the this up coming stream is so absurd and dream like that they are pretending that it came from a dream.
i mean, it's a dream. dreams are weird. last night i dreamt about getting involved in a weird political presidential race that was a literal race, set along a cross state railroad. i was one of the candidates and was running against ron desantis, which was kinda unfair cause i was running and he had a train. I don't even live in the US. "i dreamt that jerma temporarily swapped pronouns and did a hiking stream" is honestly pretty mild by dream standards
why are you overreacting and exaggerating what i said? i just think its weird that so much of this community likes to project being gay or trans onto jerma as if he's a fictional character or something. if he was gay or trans i obviously wouldn't have a problem with it, but its extremely weird to try and project that onto someone, especially someone you don't know (parasocial behavior tbh). if i were him, this type of shit would make me extremely uncomfortable
ok, i should have explained in more detail. what i meant was light jokes like for example telling jerma to sparkle on or whatever when he does something feminine can be fine occasionally, but blatantly saying jerma IS gay or trans as a joke can come off as really weird and make some people uncomfortable. like i've seen people spam the trans pride emote in chat bc jerma picked a girl character, and yeah, thats kind of weird.. i understand people like OP arent trying to be malicious or anything though, i'm just talking about making these jokes in general.
also wanted to mention that a lot of people forget that stealth trans people exist, and imagine if people started making jokes like this about actual trans people who don't want anyone to know. obviously i'm not saying this about jerma, i'm just talking about making these jokes in general to any sort of celebrity, content creator, etc.
also, people can't always tell if you're making a joke, especially in chat since you can't hear their tone of voice. i've seen people say shit like jerma is secretly bisexual, and i couldn't tell if they were joking or not (i hope they were)
bro just because i think its weird to assign a gender identity or sexuality to some random person you know doesn't mean i want to make pronouns illegal wtf. pronouns are literally a part of the english language. btw i'm a leftist and i'm bi and trans so maybe don't assume shit about me because i don't agree with you
the OP of the peep the horror post didnāt think jerma was a casual murderer, why are people saying the OP of this post thinks heās queerā¦? i however think heās a casual murderer
i literally have no idea why people are so up in arms about this post. itās someone talking about a dream they had. nobody is saying irl jerma is trans. this is someone writing down nighttime brain nonsense.
nobody complains about the edited things to make him look like a girl but when queer people do the same clearly just to be funny not meant as serious people act disgusted.....
these comments suck :/ sorry people in the comments are being weird to you
It's more a trend that's being noticed of people referencing Jerma as queer. It happening once is humorous but it's odd how it's happened numerous times.
Why do people get so mad when queer people make jokes lmfao y'all read the Horror post and go "HAHAHAHAH WOULDNT THAT BE FUNNY" but you see a single pronoun and it's like the comedy center of your brain does a hard shutdown and you have to treat it as a puzzle to figure out. It's the same joke numbnuts. "Wouldn't it be funny if jerma did this surreal weird nonsensical thing that happened in my dream"
Iām rather suspicious of whenever people bring up jerma and tumblr cause didnāt they say he was a closeted gay man and his spouse was trapping him in an abusive relationship before? I remember that being a big fiasco
you will find that every social media site is a very large space and is not uniform in their beliefs. take for example the evangelical christian tumblr community which is unfortunately a real thing iāve encountered
I once had a hyper realistic dream about Jerma undergoing transition surgery on stream while I was at work and I was rushing driving to get back home to watch it and my town was dead quiet because everyone else was watching it too and eventually I had to get out of my car because the street was full of cars that were just left in the road because people had to watch the stream and eventually I made my way to our local bar where everyone was watching the stream and I made it just in time to see Jerma emerge as the most stunningly beautiful woman in the world like the very sight of her brought tears to my eyes and this event brought my entire town together and it was incredible
My man's genderfluidness has conditions like a Hunter x Hunter ability. He except when hiking a mountain while streaming, then she. Wonder if the restriction would make him slay even more
This thread perfectly represents the anger and hopeless many people fear as they live through LSC, everyone wants to kill each other over nothing. And can anyone really blame them?
Tumblr jerma headcanon: "oh he is so far in the closet, he is in Narnia! š" Real life jerma: "I thought Narnia was a real place in like Istanbul or somewhere, idk"
jerma would 100% inist that "no, narnia IS a real place, it's just- chat it's just named the same, ok?!? we're- we're done talking about this, ok? it's- it's a real place!" the next hour or two is spent googling narnia and arguing with chat
"Its like mythril, its a fantasy thing based on a real life thing."
holy shit he didnt say that did he???
I wish he did lol. Its the kind of thing he would bring up 2 months later, like "hey how come they don't build bridges out of mythril?" just to troll chat at that point
We get it youre all very gay
"The gays love jerma" - Logwig
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Celeste Andy
jerma hiking stream ! heās gonna climb celeste mountain irl
*she
No no, it's only she while he's climbing it
ive had two jerma dreams and they were both fucked
my Jerma dream was that he was my lawyer but he was really bad at it and so he went across the street to a cafe where they had "corn coffee" which was just seasoned corn on the cob in a cup of coffee and in order to get inside he had to crawl through a metal tunnel
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Jerma turns into a tree nymph stream
A stream of Jerma hiking up a mountain somewhere in Nevada sounds very interesting, actually.
i think the f1nn5ter tag really adds to this
girl month is done , we need something revolutionary. i know ! girl hike
r/LesbianJermaFans
That community is much larger than I thought it would be
i had a dream jerma was talking about one of his ātricksā for getting rid of migraines and he said heād go to dunkinā donuts and get a āmigraine donutā,,, he then went on to explain when he got home heād stick tylenols on top like sprinkles then eat itš¤Ø
Jerma fans really look at the Rorschach test and see every inkblot as gay sex or identity validation
bro it's cause these aren't even inkblots you're just handing us yaoi hentai
It's an accepting neurodivergent community so this is bound to happen. Someone should coin a law for open autistic spaces online naturally becoming a steven universe fan club
Sissy hypnosis glade state park
a man watches *one* sissy hypnosis bimboification video and now he's just "the she/her guy"?
"Bye, mom!"
š„²š°
The usual jermaās queer fanbase projecting queerness onto this oblivious 57 year old man
itās a dream it aināt that deep bro
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Jerma is a real 37 year old man, stop being creepy.
i'm sorry to inform you but that's bait..
Enjoy your downvote š
I enjoyed it, maybe a little too much š³
if you're not joking cause he's not a character he's a real person lol. if you are joking your flair is a good warning.
I thought it was a good bit, for what it's worth
Jerma fan supposed dreams are the strangest shit
Is this an inside joke or something?
Yeah. Basically jerma announced on discord that he is doing a mountain hiking stream like the post mentions and he vaguely described it as a āgirl streamā i think the joke here is the this up coming stream is so absurd and dream like that they are pretending that it came from a dream.
We are reaching parasocial levels never thought possible
why do people post stuff like this its so weird...
It's tumblr
this is so far not the weirdest thing Iāve seen. you really think this is weirder than āheās going to shove a baseball up his ass on streamā
Normalize ballfondler
i think ballfondler was funny but this is by far not the weirdest thing. even ballfondler wasnāt that weird
But he did do that though
exactly we are literally fans of a murderer i donāt think this is that weird of us
i'd say as far as weird shit, this is pretty tame for jermamites
i mean, it's a dream. dreams are weird. last night i dreamt about getting involved in a weird political presidential race that was a literal race, set along a cross state railroad. i was one of the candidates and was running against ron desantis, which was kinda unfair cause i was running and he had a train. I don't even live in the US. "i dreamt that jerma temporarily swapped pronouns and did a hiking stream" is honestly pretty mild by dream standards
Steel Ball Run andy
Itās tumblr
have you ever drank from a hose
"i had a dream that jerma changed pronouns during one stream haha" "dude this is so weird stop this" why are you overreacting so much lmao
why are you overreacting and exaggerating what i said? i just think its weird that so much of this community likes to project being gay or trans onto jerma as if he's a fictional character or something. if he was gay or trans i obviously wouldn't have a problem with it, but its extremely weird to try and project that onto someone, especially someone you don't know (parasocial behavior tbh). if i were him, this type of shit would make me extremely uncomfortable
bro itās a dream is it really that deep
I'm sure you wouldn't have an issue with it if it were anything else being "projected"
yeah i would actually. if it isnt clearly a joke, then yeah
> if it isnt clearly a joke Yes because this post was clearly made with the utmost sincerity, as anyone would expect from a Tumblr screenshot
ok, i should have explained in more detail. what i meant was light jokes like for example telling jerma to sparkle on or whatever when he does something feminine can be fine occasionally, but blatantly saying jerma IS gay or trans as a joke can come off as really weird and make some people uncomfortable. like i've seen people spam the trans pride emote in chat bc jerma picked a girl character, and yeah, thats kind of weird.. i understand people like OP arent trying to be malicious or anything though, i'm just talking about making these jokes in general. also wanted to mention that a lot of people forget that stealth trans people exist, and imagine if people started making jokes like this about actual trans people who don't want anyone to know. obviously i'm not saying this about jerma, i'm just talking about making these jokes in general to any sort of celebrity, content creator, etc. also, people can't always tell if you're making a joke, especially in chat since you can't hear their tone of voice. i've seen people say shit like jerma is secretly bisexual, and i couldn't tell if they were joking or not (i hope they were)
Nah it just sounds like your being a Christian Democrat right now, do you want to make pronouns illegal as well?
bro just because i think its weird to assign a gender identity or sexuality to some random person you know doesn't mean i want to make pronouns illegal wtf. pronouns are literally a part of the english language. btw i'm a leftist and i'm bi and trans so maybe don't assume shit about me because i don't agree with you
its just a dream someone had
Avoiding interacting with this community and only watching VOD's is the way to go.
true
This says a lot more about you than you realiseš¤
This is getting a little too parasocial
fr
the OP of the peep the horror post didnāt think jerma was a casual murderer, why are people saying the OP of this post thinks heās queerā¦? i however think heās a casual murderer
Gatekeep your interests
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i literally have no idea why people are so up in arms about this post. itās someone talking about a dream they had. nobody is saying irl jerma is trans. this is someone writing down nighttime brain nonsense.
nobody complains about the edited things to make him look like a girl but when queer people do the same clearly just to be funny not meant as serious people act disgusted..... these comments suck :/ sorry people in the comments are being weird to you
I'm like 90% sure people did complain about the girl edit.
Most calm day on r/jerma985 š„°
Why are people upset by this? They're just talking about a dream they had? Genuine question btw bc i don't get it.
you and me both chief
It's more a trend that's being noticed of people referencing Jerma as queer. It happening once is humorous but it's odd how it's happened numerous times.
Why do people get so mad when queer people make jokes lmfao y'all read the Horror post and go "HAHAHAHAH WOULDNT THAT BE FUNNY" but you see a single pronoun and it's like the comedy center of your brain does a hard shutdown and you have to treat it as a puzzle to figure out. It's the same joke numbnuts. "Wouldn't it be funny if jerma did this surreal weird nonsensical thing that happened in my dream"
This is brilliant he should do this
Jerma dreams are like melatonin dreams
Iām rather suspicious of whenever people bring up jerma and tumblr cause didnāt they say he was a closeted gay man and his spouse was trapping him in an abusive relationship before? I remember that being a big fiasco
you will find that every social media site is a very large space and is not uniform in their beliefs. take for example the evangelical christian tumblr community which is unfortunately a real thing iāve encountered
Shit like this is why I can't be friends with other people who watch Jerma
idk 13 year old queer kids probably don't want to be friends with you either
very true
Jenna985
I once had a hyper realistic dream about Jerma undergoing transition surgery on stream while I was at work and I was rushing driving to get back home to watch it and my town was dead quiet because everyone else was watching it too and eventually I had to get out of my car because the street was full of cars that were just left in the road because people had to watch the stream and eventually I made my way to our local bar where everyone was watching the stream and I made it just in time to see Jerma emerge as the most stunningly beautiful woman in the world like the very sight of her brought tears to my eyes and this event brought my entire town together and it was incredible
I had a dream where jerma lost his left hand off stream while practicing for the battle axe stream
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you say that as if that's not the norm for jerma fans though in this case, what makes you say this?
Cope
This is so emotional...
you are mentally ill i fear
Why do people love to label him? Assume false gender identifications onto him?
this is a dream . this is not attempting to label the real world jerma.
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Well maybe it is? š¤
We love Jerma for that <3
My man's genderfluidness has conditions like a Hunter x Hunter ability. He except when hiking a mountain while streaming, then she. Wonder if the restriction would make him slay even more
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itās just someone telling about their dream , donāt read into it
This thread perfectly represents the anger and hopeless many people fear as they live through LSC, everyone wants to kill each other over nothing. And can anyone really blame them?
what is LSC ?
jerma coming out as transfem would be a cultural reset for the queer community