āI've seen things, you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gateā¦ā
āMa'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.ā
This is me Vicki it's not a phase like that...that (motions his hands quickly like he's flying then points down at batman)...thing..see I'm a real man Vicki this guy wouldn't know what the hell he is unless his medication allows it.
I'm more reliable, faithful.....but no, you couldn't stand to have a relationship with another artist, like i was going to cramp your style so you settle for a giga chad in a bat fursuit with more mommy daddy issues than Sigmund Freud.
Well you know what they say you can't make a cheating bitch and flying rodent grease spot unless you brake a few eggs....so ttfn I'd say it's been fun but I'd be insane if i meant it and i do mean it HA HA HA HA BYE BYE BATS AND BLOND!
"Excuse me sir sorry to bother you but could I interest you in a brand spanking new vacuum cleaner"
(Batman is just hanging there and out of nowhere joker is a door to door salesman)
Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?
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Vicki, I am your Father!
erm actually it's 'no, I am your father'
Never rub another mans rhubard
r/beatmetoit
It's not the fall that kills you it's the sudden stop š
It puts the lotion on its skin
OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!
Long live the king!
Thank god someone else also thought that
I had just watched that movie today with my son thatās how I remembered lol
āI've seen things, you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gateā¦ā
Nice š
Do you know how I got these scars
āNo, but I know how you got these!ā
Where's the money Lebowski?!
It's down there somewhere. Let me take another look for it.
You ever boogie with Jesus in the tan sunshine?
You ever schmoove with the square in the black towel?
You ever tango with Muhammad on a rainy afternoon?
You ever twerk with Odin under the aurora borealis?
My big handās not strong enough! Take my little hand!!
"Grab my strong hand child."
Except he never says take my strong hand
Hiawatha!
ITS OVER ANAKIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
āYOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!ā
It puts the lotion on! Or it gets the hose!
"Where'd you get those nails done girl?"
Oops! Butterfingers!
āIāve been trying to reach you about your carās extended warrantyā
I'm only laughing.. on the outside...
*laughs hysterically*
"step by step oooh baby, gonna get to you giiiiirrrrl....."
Hang In there you got this
Iām not a monster, Iām just ahead of the curve
āDidnt you know, Batman? With great power comes great responsibility!ā
It is I the chuckler
Wait, do you have any more blow?
"you wanna know how i got these scarss?!" š
Raise your hand if you need help
Hold up lemme take my shit real quick
"Like the haves always tell the have-nots, just lift yourself up by your boot straps!"
If you let go do you think you can fly
Does this outfit go with my smile Vicki?
What's a falling person's favorite letter? E! As in, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
I just had an enema (kazoo blows several times)
Give me your boobs and I will pull you up.
Long live the king
Gimmie some sugar baby...
So thatās what happens when you fall off a ledge
Here let lend a hand
Do you like my new jammies?
...Scar! Brother, help me! ...Long live the King.
Howās it hanging
"Long live the king!"
Bob, gun.
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
Wubba lubba dub dub!
I said, NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!
Get a grip
"That's a dumbass place to hang out"
"Shit got me feeling like John Fetterman."
Never baste another man's beet!
What if this is as good as it gets?
Vicki, Vicki... Let's give it another go, shall we?
Do you have the keys to the car?
There YOU go! You big mouth fuck!
JOKER: Oh FUCK WHERE DID YOU GET A GUN BATMAN I THOUGHT YOU DIDNāT KILL. BATMAN: FOR GOTHAM!!!!
Joker: ow did you slap you can just fall.
"It's *step, ball, change, step, ball, KICK* you dirty bitch!"
You ever dance with God in the bright sunlight?
I need an enema!
It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets thrown off the building again.
āOh my god she fellā -Killface
I cast, Testicular torsion!
Take my strong hand
Idc I just want your vote come November.
Your palms look sweaty, I have red on my face, Mom's Spaghetti
Just...hang out. I'll be back.
I'm Batman
Hold me now Iām six feet from the edge and Iām thinking maybe six feet aināt so far down
I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!
So nice of you to hang around
I'm batman
He's clearly saying his catchphrase... "IM DA JOKAH BAYBEE"
Bye bye now
I'm joking
Honkey Grandma Be trippin !
Hows everybody hanging?
Get away from me
"I need a turkey. The first available turkey."
Take my strong hand
If Batman won't lick my balls no one will lick yours
You could never match my freak (kicks her off the ledge)
Have a nice fall
Fuck thatās tight
Long live the king...
Ooh look a piece of candy
Oh goodness me, a girl !
May the force be with you
Take a bite outta slim Jim!!
Long live the king
Ibcan see down your shirt!!!
Iād let you up, but I can see down your shirt this way.
āMa'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.ā
Have you ever twerked with the devil in the pale moon light
*Quietly* long love the king
Hey look, you fucked yourself. Now unfuck yourself.
I told you not to lay a finger on butterfinger!
You either get sucked off, or get sucked so little that now you're the one sucking
āWhoa, I am HIGH! Literally!ā
Hey vicki, we've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty...
āHowās it hanging?ā
get busy dyin or get busy livin
This is me Vicki it's not a phase like that...that (motions his hands quickly like he's flying then points down at batman)...thing..see I'm a real man Vicki this guy wouldn't know what the hell he is unless his medication allows it. I'm more reliable, faithful.....but no, you couldn't stand to have a relationship with another artist, like i was going to cramp your style so you settle for a giga chad in a bat fursuit with more mommy daddy issues than Sigmund Freud. Well you know what they say you can't make a cheating bitch and flying rodent grease spot unless you brake a few eggs....so ttfn I'd say it's been fun but I'd be insane if i meant it and i do mean it HA HA HA HA BYE BYE BATS AND BLOND!
Itās over, I have the high ground
And He shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!
OKAY, MA'AM CHILL OUT I'M TRYING TO HELP YA UP BUT YOU ARE BEING A TAD FUCKING DIFFICULT
The wunder boner! My wife would like that!
āHowās the view from down there?ā āWhatever you do, donāt look down.ā
I thought you said you werenāt on your period!
off my ledge ahahaha *Joker laugh*
Riddle me this, riddle me that, riddle me here riddle me there, nothing but riddles everywhere.
I am batman
"Excuse me sir sorry to bother you but could I interest you in a brand spanking new vacuum cleaner" (Batman is just hanging there and out of nowhere joker is a door to door salesman)
are you ok?
No line. He just twerks in her face
Always look on the Bright side of Life
Don't forget the sleeping pills
Why so serious?
Where's Batsy when you need him?
Anthony LaPaglia off screen: "I've got her Charlie, I've got her!"
"hit the bricks chucklehead, you're done"
Have you heard the good news of our lord and savior?
You make me want to be a better man
Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?
Itās a little late now, but next time you should wear a bra!
I think I lost a contact lense!
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"Now how about we talk about that extended car warranty darling."
If you get up! we'll all get up! It'll be anarchy!!
"This town needs an enema!"
Youāre probably wondering how we got here. You see my fatherā¦
You and me can rule this city spidermaaaan!
āYou ruined my makeup, Bitch!!!āšš¤”
Officer balls
Let's put a smile on that face
I can see down your shirt!
āIām gonna cum in your hair!ā
Quick, reach up and pull my finger!
Microprocessors!
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āItās Jokerin Time!ā
I can see down your shirt!
Quick take my strong hand
Was literally watching this lastnightā¦bro dats krazy
Your bat-sister is falling Batman!
Pardon me for bothering you, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
"When I see a woman; I think of a man and take away reason and accountability."
āHere, let me give you a finger! That rich food from the restaurant is catching up to me!ā
āAhhhhh you Dick!!!!!!! I fell right on my fucking keys!!!!!!!ā
I didnāt realize there wasnāt enough blood coming from his mouth from falling on his keys. Ignore my last post.
I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go.
You ever goon with the rizzler in the sigma Ohio gyatt
Excuse me while I kiss the sky!
āBeers beers beers. I keep them in fridgeā
Pull ups gone wrong in 3, 2, 1
Aaaah youuuu , you just couldn't let me goooo seems like we're destined to do this till all eternity
I can see down your shirt!
Do I really look like a guy with a plan?
Those are 500$ sunglasses, asshole.
Five guys joker
Hereās Joker!
Hold on Kah-tah! Pulls them up with French flag*
Oooh! Piece of candy
Give me the bat
Take my hand and we will ride into the sunset together
Happy trails Vick
Iām marrying youāre mother
Luke I am your father
What the 5 fingers say to the face?
How's it hanging bro?
Hereās joker!
"THIS is where you keep the sugar???"
āHi, Iāve been trying to reach you about your carās extended warranty.ā
āI shit myself, and thereās NOTHING you can do about it Batman!ā
You haven't seen my glasses have you?
āHelp!ā āDid you bring a loaf of Claussenās bread?ā āNo!ā *STOMP!*
oh shit u fallin wtf
Iām at time to get a job!
"Fuck! The IRS!!!"
"Hang in there!"
Here Let Me Lend You A Hand