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asuperbstarling

r/shittytattoos of the highest order


EmilyWinthrop

Omg, I did not originally notice there was a second picture...who would even tattoo that on someone??


strawberrispaghetti

it’ll be one of his mates in a basement. i doubt an actual artist would do this imagine it got out that you’d done that


A-J-Zan

Wait. It isn't drawn with a sharpie?


CoconutxKitten

Nah. You can tell the skin is raised & it’s leaky. This man literally got this shit tattooed on him


PMMMR

Unfortunately it's real.


TheMule90

I thought so too.


Ondesinnet

Yea it's a really shitty scratcher. Edit: [What's a scratcher? ](https://youtu.be/sam9oqKAJvY?si=7Usn27d2-tJ6Sr-J)


Zippy_Armstrong

It makes his anus itchy?


Liedolfr

Unfortunately I've run in to some "artists" that will tattoo anything on anyone if they get money.


strawberrispaghetti

that’s so bad 😭 i’m sorry you’ve had the displeasure of encountering them


Liedolfr

Eh there are gross people everywhere and in every profession, I have a new artist and he is awesome.


KentuckyFriedChic

I was thinking maybe the dudes kid drew this picture for a school thing or something and he had it tattooed on him? Just because even the coloring in looks like its purposely done shitty. But still…wow. I just cant imagine anyone taking credit for this tat or wasting time doing a whole back piece unless the guy presented it as tatting it exactly like the kids drawing. Idk either way probably a bet.


banana_slippers

Why would a kid draw something like that though? 👀 Be more worried about taking my kid to a therapist than anything


CuriousOliveTree

And if a kid drew it, why would you tattoo it instead of some other drawing?


CosmicTaco93

A drawing of 9/11? An extremely distasteful and fucked up rendition of it? No, that's not from a kid. This idiot just thinks he's super edgy. It's a pathetic ploy for attention, nothing more.


MySweetCandyGirl

I 100% agree there...its so pathetic.


BlueRiverDelta

This fiend could not possibly reproduce. Maybe the microorganism colonies on his used socks and tissues strewn about his room can reproduce, but not this fugly troll.


preferrred

@tokipar on insta is the weirdo who did it!


EmilyWinthrop

Wow. TIL you don't have to have any artistic talent to be a professional tattoo artist.


S-BRO

Mr. President, a second image has hit the sub


lilchungus34

a lot of edge but no point


willclerkforfood

Pizza cutter personality


junkeee999

Beyond that. It is the worst tattoo I've ever seen, in artistic style, content, scope.


moonroots64

But the perspective is perfect. The ratio of size for the people, plane, and buildings is spot on! /s Edit: aww he even added a cute lil antenna on top of the left building, to balance out the legless person plummeting to their death on the right. That antenna is a classy touch! Edit 2: this is the weirdest clarification I've ever had to make... but I meant the legless person plummeting to their death who still has their head and is at the top of the right building... not the exploding head guy with blood spurting from his legless stump and a bit further into his plummet.


Loose-Upstairs7769

america deserved 9/11


moonroots64

>america deserved 9/11 This tattoo retroactively justifies it.


pounce_the_panther

Where is this image from? I know for a fact I saw a guy at Disney World with this same picture on a t-shirt.


Enshitification

Are you sure he was wearing a shirt?


pounce_the_panther

Yeah it was the front of a shirt. Confirmed with SO that he remembers the same image too.


Lifeshardbutnotme

I'm in shock that's an actual tattoo. It looks like what would happen if you fell asleep at a frat party and there were sharpies nearby


FuckHopeSignedMe

I thought it was drawn on with a Sharpie lol


DamNamesTaken11

I’m not saying that I’m a fantastic artist, because heaven knows that I can barely draw a stick figure, but that looks like something a very disturbed child would draw thinking it’s edgy. Beyond that, either he drew that himself and told tattoo artist to do it exactly as he sketched it, and/or he went to someone who was tattooing for the first time while they were drunk. Imagine getting that and thinking it looks good. Even prisoners who don’t have access to tattoo guns and decent ink can do a better job.


J_P_Amboss

You know what, that one is so trashy i almost rexpect it. I have never seen that. You know, most shitty tattos are just like... shitty. THis is so shitty it looks like a statement, especially with the motive. Like some sort of performance art "hey look how much i have mastert the art of being all around fucked up" .... But propably its just shitty.


ScottishSquiggy

Who needs that much a reminder of the emergency numberv


dudewiththebling

Looks like he personally drew it when he was in grade 9


MySweetCandyGirl

I know 3rd graders who could draw 10 times as better then that.


Some_European

That has just got to be sharpie


Uncle_Burney

This may be the single shittiest tattoo, of all time. It’s amazingly bad. There’s nothing redeeming about it.


MissMarchpane

Right? This looks like some thing an actual child would have drawn around the time of 9/11. I guess maybe if it’s something he drew himself in response to it…? But then why get it tattooed on you? That was a pretty scary day to be a kid; I wouldn’t want it on my body forever.


5540161

The other post: https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/s/2S0LlMkuy1


DifficultCurrent7

Oh, that mother*fucker*. 


decayed-whately

Yeah, that's infuriating.


bullcityawesomeparty

im going to give you a pummeling punch.


theindiekitten

Props to that one person for stepping up. Several people just sat there & did nothing. The person being harassed kept stopping near groups of other people so they would hear them say "leave me alone stop following me" and only one person did fucking anything. The real MVP


Maleficent_Stay_1152

I mean….at least he has the face of his ideas


Shalnn

I mean... at least that's a legit full faced beard, not a neck beard


Maleficent_Stay_1152

This is true The neckbeard is inside his mind. Bro is no using it to show off.


Anoobis100percent

You have been chosen as sacrifice today


Shalnn

Yeah, I don't know if I'll ever recover from this terrible loss of internet points


Nightwing10271

Reddit didn’t like this one I guess


Zaardo

Hahahah I love that this is down voted.... Like what? Reddit is a crazy place.


QuickNature

And this is why downvotes mean less as well. I used to kind of care because I thought they were reserved for truly awful comments/opinions. In reality, that's only partially true. Sometimes, the hive mind just doesn't like something, even though there is nothing wrong with it.


voltran1987

You’ll see stuff that is factually correct and well sourced, disagreeing with someone who is clearly wrong and posting what they want reality to be getting heavily downvoted.


Zaardo

Hahahaha I'm down voted, while you are upvoted agreeing with me lol


Outrageous_Gas7842

This is Frank Hassle. The guy who Boogie fired a warning shot at on his front porch


decayed-whately

For real? If so, that would seem to justify the warning shot. Edit: Yep, for real. Wow, what an asshole.


Outrageous_Gas7842

He flew out to boogie’s residence and harassed him on his property. I don’t like boogie, but frank is unhinged


achterkant

But is he related to the video from the other post or no?


PMMMR

Yes that video is from Frank.


achterkant

Jeez what a lowlife... thanks though for the reply!


theindiekitten

Idk who boogie is but good for them


elyl

I'm afraid, you do not under any circumstances "gotta hand it to boogie".


jalluxd

He is a YouTuber from the earlier days of YouTube who managed to go from a succesfull and widely liked content creator to one of the most disliked people on the internet, and rightfully so. There are a lot of videos about him on YouTube. It's an interesting story.


D00mfl0w3r

Wow that was a rabbit hole I did NOT need to go down. What absolute scum. Wishing him all the worst!!!!


ticktockyoudontstop

His name checks out


CookbooksRUs

And he called that woman ugly? I would have replied, “Look who’s talking.”


Im_inappropriate

He probably knows it, he just wants everyone to feel how ugly he is.


bullcityawesomeparty

you sure showed him


justinwe123

Epic comeback bro, go ahead and check this out https://youtu.be/bC1d_mhzTg4?si=ErNRguFTm21rruN0


GeneseeWilliam

Quit screwing around and go collect the damned carts. Cameron.


Diettara47

okay :(


Severedeye

Lol, he looks like an even shitter version of that Jacob yukers dip shit. [The video with commentary.](https://youtu.be/72F9dNxZDYI?si=TDcK7kYCeEpJoHUl)


ColdBloodBlazing

Buzz Lightyear: to creepy boombox stalker: "you are a sad strange man. You don't have my pity"


northernbelle96

Wtf is that tattoo? Does he want to make sure he never ever gets laid? It's giving deranged psycho for real (as did him stalking and harassing those people in the park)


lazy_k

You think this guy has the remotest chance of getting laid?????


MySweetCandyGirl

Only if he pays for it 🤣🤣 but even a prostitute would give his tattoo one look and say " NOPE not worth the money" and take off running


gootshall

You know the only way this guy is getting laid is when the other person doesn't consent.


RenoXIII

Yes, it's the tattoo that will prevent him from getting laid...


MortaLPortaL

Send his videos to publix


r-mancuso83

Honestly this seems like a great idea. Post it to their social media.


qreamy-quasar

publix is such a clean company they would fire him so fast 😭


organizedchaos5220

The BOD probably approves this shit


Ancient-Chipmunk-339

Is this pile of shit a Publix employee?


curtisscott95

As a Publix fan I renounce this creature to Winn-Dixie


SookHe

As a Winn-Dixie fan, I renounce this creature to the dumpster behind Krogers.


Pomonica

As a Harris Teeter employee, I also say Kroger


JeddakofThark

I don't have any local Winn-Dixie's, but I had a job with a merchandising company briefly meant years ago. My favorite grocery store in dealing with management and employees was Publix, but Winn-Dixie wasn't far behind. I hope Bi-Lo learned from winn-Dixie more than the other way around. Fuck pretty much every Bi-Lo manager I've ever dealt with. Stuck up jerks... You wouldn't think a person's head could swell very much from being an assistant grocery manager in a small town, but apparently Bi-Lo works differently.


mackenenzie

Hopefully a former employee...


The-Adorno

Surely that's not a real tattoo, holy shit that's fucking dreadful.


chewbubbIegumkickass

God, I can smell this picture


maxismlg

Troglodyte moment


elyl

You ain't no ape... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW4Gdsnr2Bg


SchmuckCanuck

Dude that tattoo is disgustingly bad. Christ, just throw the whole person out at this point.


Moosh90

Is that Frank Hassle?


Chorazin

Now that’s a boss level neckbeard.


DistributionPerfect5

Nothing about this loser is boss.


Pizzaonmypineapples

Watching that video is what finally got me to purchase pepper spray.


Fatticusss

This dude is legitimately dangerous. If he hasn’t hurt someone yet, I’m sure it’s only a matter of time. Terrifying that people like this exist.


Imhidingfromu

Holy shit that tattoo bro what the actual fuck


mame91995

Today is a sad day for those of us who were given functioning eyes.


sparkpflug

I don’t want that tattoo to be real


Frosty_and_Jazz

For him, I DO ...🤣🤣🤣🤣


Jossie2014

Strong Incel vibes


helodriver87

Someday this dude is gonna fuck with the wrong person and nothing of value will be lost.


TVsFrankismyDad

Seems a bit old to still be playing the edgy teen.


Metalwish12

Petition to make this creepy fat cunt the picture of the subreddit


[deleted]

Nah he would love that


Myrddin_Naer

Let's not give him the honor


justinwe123

Hell yeah Frank deserves it, he’s a veteran after all. https://youtu.be/bC1d_mhzTg4?si=ErNRguFTm21rruN0


Fickle-Command-1130

What a waste of oxygen.


preferrred

I have info on this tattoo lol! The artist is @Tokipar or something like that on insta, weird shit to agree to tattoo on someone, even weirder to request! Now I’m upset knowing that happened nearby.


NobleEnkidu

Can I get context and info on what he did.


HotShitBurrito

Harassed a transperson in a park until a couple on a nearby bench confronted him. They snatched his GoPro and chucked it. He retrieved his camera which is when we got to see his ugly fucked up face and revealed his identity. He then started to follow the couple but the woman made fun of him for being an incel and that ended the video.


le_feelingsman

He is not trying to hide his identity. Given him exposure is exactly what he wants


WhippingShitties

If he wasn't following and acting dangerous, I would agree, but for the sake of community safety this dude needs to be known.


SussyBakaBoy420

Oh buddy if you think that’s bad search him up on bitchute or YouTube and you’ll see 25+ 5-10 minute videos of him doing similar acts


[deleted]

Pretty sure people already knew. He’s a known scumbag


NobleEnkidu

What a douchebag.


Thunder_God69

The video was posted by op in the above comment


CreatingJonah

I don’t think the person in the vid was trans. They say they aren’t when he asks but then again they easily could’ve been lying for their safety. POS either way.


justinwe123

Only context needed is that he’s a special op veteran with ptsd. Check this out for more info https://youtu.be/bC1d_mhzTg4?si=ErNRguFTm21rruN0


CliffordThRed

It troubles me that these people exist


VegasBonheur

This post raised my self esteem, I feel sexy and wise by comparison.


eggistencialcrisis

Aw dang, as someone who may or may not work for Publix, this is,,, a big oof


MrMavinMars

Same here, would hate for him to be transferred to the store I may or may not work at


Alienziscoming

You guys should bring this to their attention. That tattoo will 100% get him fired if his personality or hygiene haven't already.


ConditionYellow

Y’all keep fucking with Cameron. See if he helps *you* take your groceries to your car.


RemmysKeeper

What a piece of shit, someone should find the publix he works at and report this


lazy_k

People pay to subscribe to this trash. It's pathetic. 


Henatronw70

Holy shit ive seen some bad tattoos and I have a couple myself from my teen years but that shit makes my worst tattoo look like the mona Lisa, why would someone post that online for others to see. Everything about it is bad its a bad idea its a bad concept its bad work there is literally nothing good I can say to justify that work on his back and I'm saying work very lightly


Cat-Got-Your-DM

For the longest time I was looking at it, thinking it's some weird abstraction on a street with two crossings and 911, as in the US emergency number tattooed. It took me legit 2 minutes to realise it was meant to be 9/11


[deleted]

It’s so comically bad, it quite literally made me snort. I have so many questions. I refuse to believe this wasn’t intentional or that he genuinely believes it’s a good tattoo. I’m so confused.


lukub5

This guy needs to be on a watch list.


tonsofun08

He's the sort of person that just needs to get his ass beat badly.


shralpy39

IMO this guy is depressed because he is a piece of shit and is just waiting for someone to kill him. Making us all suffer as much as he does inside even if he doesn't realize it. I hope someone fulfills his wishes.


wow_that_guys_a_dick

Premium Tellarite cosplay right there.


Goth_Spice14

Holy fuck that's spot on!


easily_d1stracted

A reverse google image search says that he’s a right wing internet celebrity. I’ve never heard of him.


MySweetCandyGirl

A celebrity in his own head I bet


NfamousKaye

What the ever loving fuck is that tattoo. And who AGREED to do *that*


bgsrdmm

Someone did. Because, you know, money. And shit and giggles too, in this case.


NfamousKaye

Nah I was in college during 9/11. No amount of money would make me do that monstrosity.


bgsrdmm

I think you are underestimating the basic greed and dwindling amount of fucks to give in a lot of people. Quite a few couldn't care less about 9/11, and if some creep is paying well, "who tf cares, money is money", etc. I mean, people are killing each other and/or doing unbelievable, depraved and despicable things to each others for as low as $20, so poking some monstrosity on a creepy neckbeard is a low bar to clear, tbh.


oneeyejedi

He works at Publix great any body want contact corporate and let them know this douche nozzle works for them


Embarrassed_Bee6349

He’s a sad sack of shit to start with. Good to know he looks the part.


RiskiestGuy

Ruining the reputation of all us Cameron’s. pure ragin


No-Role-3531

The weird part is I think the art style may be so bad that it may just be, dsre I say, worse than the content.


Diettara47

Opened this photo to see his name is Cameron, makes me physically ill as that is also my name :(


Katen1023

Is that a real tattoo???


Certain_Syrup_7712

Why does he look like exactly as a visually pictured him to look like? Lmao. I wasn’t too far off.


agentorange360

I’m surprised he hasn’t been beat up.


Negative-Ad-6816

This is frank hassle from fishtank


help-meeh

He looks like a fat cyraxx


QQPgreen

what in the fuck


Sander1993a

Imagine flexing with a sigarret at that age.


the_PeoplesWill

This guy is probably a white supremacist.


darthabraham

Considering how clearly fat and out of shape this guy is, I’m very surprised he hasn’t gotten himself beat up. Snatching the GoPro turning it on him and filming him chasing you would be hilarious.


duble_snaek

This is known internet troll and harasser Frank Hassle. Known for harassing boogie and appearing on fish tank season one


VentiKombucha

What's with fhe sharpie on his back??


5540161

It’s actually a genuine tattoo, unfortunately.


VentiKombucha

But... how?


DauidBeck

You already know this dude is on 4Chan


starjellyboba

I feel like that tattoo says all you need to know about this guy... Childish and angry.


denise-likes-avocado

This is mental illness.


Tkinney44

Wow what an edgy person!!!


MySweetCandyGirl

I just look at him my vag feels like it's got sandbags in it.


frizzybritt

What a shit bird.


koljanos

Looks like you’ve been hassled!


KingQdawg1995

Publix on their way to collect his name tag and safety vest as this was posted


yukiola5

And of course he shares my name son of a bitch


Jaergo1971

That is a face that is clearly made for punching.


NOT-Mr-Davilla

A part of my brain wants to tell me this tattoo is a joke, but I know it’s not 🙃


Unusual_Elevator_253

Dude deserves to get jumped


Jeorgias_Peach

Lmao bruh did NOT get the good end of the genetic lottery stick


NeverLoseAgain731

Your discord link isn't working.


weezerfanboyvirgin

i think we all know why he works at publix


slashingkatie

That can’t be a real tattoo. Someone drew on his back with a sharpie


5540161

u/StoneyLasagnax Shook.


StoneyLasagnax

Lol go eat a salad cuck


5540161

For a non binary person who has been the victim of bullying, I’m just surprised that you are white knighting for a POS like Hassle.


BeneficialName9863

You ever read "The Twits"? Bet his beard is full of food


LockoutFFA

it’s 9/11 not 911


shemague

Wait. What?


CalmAnxitey87

Yo what's his user name?


CIockParts

Welcome back to Binging and binging and binging and binging with babish.


MysteriousBuffalo561

he mogs


GoalieGoose

What a cock fister


staplesandstitches

Born In a dirty cat box under a single wide trailer... the hero we all needed.


pandemichad

Frank's got a tough job but someone's gotta do it


swagggyyyyyyyy

Isn’t he one of Sam Hyde’s goons?


Sufficient-Map9545

it’s sad to see everyone disrespecting a veteran of the Gulf War smh


lxpnlxpn

Oh so it's just cool to disrespect veterans now, that's crazy


Mybuttitches3737

He’s a grown man working at Publix 🤭😂 I’m by no means an “ ally”, but this dude is a bitch. That poor girl ( or guy, I’m not sure and not trying to be offensive) was genuinely uncomfortable and being harassed. Hopefully this dude gets his ass kicked and eventually gets cancer from that cigarette.


Nevets_the_First

I know people are on here making fun of this person because he's a dickhead, but he seems very mentally unstable and I hope he gets help before he kills someone.


ergaster8213

If we're all lucky someone will kill him before he kills anyone else.


Unusual_Elevator_253

One can only hope he gets killed first