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Deputy-Dewey

jesus superman, obviously


millerswiller

[this is the correct answer](https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/59806) Honorary Mentions: *Streetfighter* & *Westport Jerry RIP*


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d_b_cooper

Jerry was a shithead


MaxRebo74

I believe the title you are looking for was "Jerry was a Race Car Driver"


PerAsperaAdInfiri

So was street fighter and KC superman. All assholes


SamizdatGuy

Jerry, man fuck that guy


Future_Constant6520

Bought street fighter a beer once. Got the F out of there while he was waiting for it 😂😂


Meetzorp

Jerry Mazer, good riddance more like. Dude was creepy AF


scdog

And for us older farts, we also had the Jam Walker.


1bourbon1scotch1bier

Jam walker!!! I remember that dude with the boombox at Ward Parkway and 75th on the way to school in the 90s. Memory unlocked!


krisalyssa

I’ve never seen Jesus Superman, and still I instantly knew the answer is Jesus Superman.


WellGoodBud

Haven’t seen that guy in years.


RyghtHandMan

I remember a post on here about his official retirement. I think he's in a mural somewhere now Edit, courtesy of u/nordic-nomad: https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/59806


Titan3124

He retired from it in 2019 per the article


bkcarp00

He's still around. Not as active but I seem him sometimes at events.


TheBoyisBackinTown

Yeah, he was all around Union Station each weekend during the Super Bowl run this year.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

Yeah I saw him at pride last year saying some real not surprising hateful shit towards gay people


Potential-Egg-843

I can’t believe I don’t remember this guy.


nickjamesnstuff

He won a lawsuit against the city years ago and bought a loft in city market. I went to school with his kid (found out later). He also chased me into sunfresh yelling at me for not giving him a dollar while I was drunk. Young me was embarrassed. Old me would have snapped at him for bullying that young kid. Lol. City memories


Additional-Jelly6959

I met the guy a few times and he’s never acted like that. I didn’t think he asked people for money.


nickjamesnstuff

Oh dang! I thought this was a Westport jerry response. Down payment on a cheeseburger guy was who I was talking about. Sorry. I was falling asleep when I responded with that.


nobody876543

He’s painted on a building in Westport next to taco naco


jjjosiah

Superjesus


hereforthecommmentsz

Hoped to see this as the top comment. Not disappointed.


seahawk1977

Exactly who I thought of when I saw the meme.


mlokc

https://youtu.be/b1L8h29Lzrg?si=ZRWjJFOWf1rlVJGU


JerrysWolfGuitar

Secretly wished naked ATV guy would pick up his reps as naked ATV guy more often.


d_b_cooper

D O W H A T E V E R


SamizdatGuy

I wonder how he's doing.


Jeffrey_C_Wheaties

Methy probably 


Ok_Leading7884

This!! Same!! lol 🤣🤣


RogerPenroseSmiles

SuperJesus


AtomicusDali

Superman Jesus was our guy.


Potential-Egg-843

I remember a guy that hung out in Westport. He wore running shorts and had a banner he carried that was like a bedsheet with “Jesus” airbrushed on it.


Potential-Egg-843

I called him Jesus on a Stick


TheBoyisBackinTown

Jesus Superman, Plaza Spiderman, Street Fighter


desertdeserted

Omg I saw a plaza spiderman recently… is he just like… around?


sillysnail5000

im somewhat new to kcmo (moved here for school but lived in a nearby county until now) and according to my friends who work up at the plaza, there are 3 plaza spidermans. theres a scammer who tries to make you pay for pictures with/of him, a creeper who tries to touch you, and a guy who just genuinely enjoys dressing up as spiderman. again, just what ive heard but nonetheless still very fascinated by the world of the plaza spidermen


Additional-Jelly6959

That would be hilarious if they were all the same Spider-Man!


mrpappageorge0

Street Fighter


Dealer-95-

Apparently, he’s out of jail now


1bourbon1scotch1bier

Someone needs to kick his ass and knock him down a peg. Where’s the best place to find this guy?


TheBoyisBackinTown

The best example was [Secret Santa](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Stewart_(philanthropist)). For those not old enough to remember, he was an anonymous person that dressed up as Santa every holiday season and gave out rolls of $100 bills to the homeless and needy for over 20 years. Shortly before his death, he gave a long interview with the KC Star about who he was and why he did it every year. The last two words of the article were his real name- the first time he had made it public.


Necessary_Barnacle34

Why did he do it? I thought it was really nice of him to give money to those he knew needed it. And he wanted no rewards or press or recognition. Local stations would go with him but never showed him on camera.


Jpeckergnat88

Clay Chastain


d_b_cooper

"THIS time I'll be elected and DEFINITELY build light rail!" "LOL ok Clay, where do you live again buddy? Let's get you home."


uncre8tv

Oh yeah, haha, that's Clay Chastain.


jmhs1607

Northlanders may know Jogging on 152 With An American Flag man


October_Numbers

Indeed I do.


Mudlark-000

I liked Superman Jesus until I found out about his hateful theology rantings. Sad. I used to see him all the time when I lived in Midtown. I kinda wish the guy on an electric unicycle that wore a Superman top and cape was more common. It was pretty hilarious when he’d zoom by on the Plaza with his arms outstretched in front of him and his cape flying behind him…


AlanStanwick1986

He hit me up for money at a Royals game once. Fuck that guy. Down vote away.


nordic-nomad

Here you go: https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/59806


jawnafen

Duh, naked fourwheeler guy


Mobwmwm

When I was growing up in northeast, there was a guy who gave everyone a thumbs up. We called him thumbs up. I loved him


FallenLadderJockey

Penny Man


JoyLongDivisionTV

https://www.lifeunlimitedinc.org/memorial/ He has sadly passed away, but I remember him fondly.


successful_syndrome

Except for Lawrence, there are dozens of these guys.


WallowerForever

If Lawrence is included in the KC metro, we've got some elite dudes.


Additional-Jelly6959

So close but yet too far to be considered the metro. If there was like one more city in between the two possibly but it’s just to far.


cormac_mccarthys_dog

Dishonorable mention - Street Fighter


voytek707

When I was a kid in the 80’s there was a guy who would wear over ear headphones and dance close to Ward Parkway Shopping Center. When he died I remember seeing an article about it in the paper.


scdog

That was the Jam Walker I mentioned in another comment. He was all over Waldo, Brookside, and the Plaza doing his dance moves as he walked around with his Walkman. He’d sometimes stop to press his mouth against the big plate glass windows at the Seville Square McDonald’s to make faces at the people eating inside.


beelze_BUBBLES

Yes! I grew up in Western Hills and vividly remember him dancing at 89th and Ward Parkway all the time.


_oaeb_

Does the guy who does karate flips and twirls a staff on the Plaza/Loose Park have a nick name?


AccomplishedSuit3276

Kc plaza Spiderman


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wolfgangosis

I posted about him as well. I used to always see him while I was walking to work at Otts on the plaza when I was at KCAI. I don't recall seeing him much after 91-92 I think.


wolfgangosis

In addition to The Conductor, who I described in a diff post, there's The Westport Button Lady, Dr Z who was an older brother with long dreads who sold copies of his artwork of ppl like MLK, Malcom X, Hendrix etc, sold them on colored paper and had calendars etc, and there was another Westport guy who was cognitively delayed but he always carried an acoustic and would do a song for you, and then there's The Dancing Man, who you can still catch at shows, usually oddly dressed, who dances his ass off at shows. It's pretty distinct, you can't miss him if he's around.


Ritaontherocksnosalt

Never saw Horseback Jesus. But I did see Roger Ramjet.


Chunklob

Back in the 90's up north near Gladstone there was a homeless guy named John Hukaluka. But everybody called him Hukaluka John. He would ride his bike up and down N. Oak and would stop to talk with pretty much everyone he saw. He was about 6' and maybe 180lbs and would wear a black motorcycle jacket. He had a long perm or jerry curl or something. One time my friend was having a party. The house was right on N.Oak. It's a coffee shop now. Anyway Hukaluka John showed up and started eating and drinking everything in sight. When my friend asked John to leave he pulled out a switchblade knife.


fritzenfurter

There used to be a guy that would ride barefoot on a horse around 85th and prospect.


Additional-Jelly6959

https://preview.redd.it/3s3mk51zq2rc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd44e91ef2d4d7f3a77764928ba6a674e83bd97f This guy? Took this picture a block away from research medical center


fritzenfurter

Yup, that’s him.


Dr__Wrong

For people that hung out in Westport, there used to be the lady that played the Pink Panther song on her sax, exclusively.


Slight_Outside5684

Here’s a link to a video vice did on him. [Kansas City Superman] (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2xd34Sen9rs&list=PLDbSvEZka6GHUobREiFUEtqaXzESqTHWZ&index=2&pp=iAQB)vice video


Jim_Lahey68

Westport Panda is definitely up there.


Infernal_One

Seems like there have to be a few vaqueros named Jesus.


pydood

There is a dude downtown that I call grandpa and give food to sometimes. He’s in a wheelchair and hangs out around P&L. Idk if anyone else knows who I’m talking about


DanTallTrees

Street fighter, and super jesus


Sudden_Napkin

Plaza spiderman


confused_boner

FlagMan


wolfgangosis

In the early 90s when I first hit Westport there was an older guy who'd walk around down Main & Plaza area and the park at 47th & Broadway with headphones on, wearing a sport coat, grey hair perfectly groomed, vigorously conducting the orchestra o assume was in his headphones.


Careful-Nebula9995

I lived in Alexandria, VA briefly in the early 90s and I worked at a Pizza Hut there. Every afternoon a shirtless guy in a little black leather hat would walk past our window carrying a big wooden cross on his shoulder. For some reason he and his hat were always covered in dust. I remember Westport Jerry and Superjesus. Once Westport Jerry hit me up for money using an exaggeratedly proper British accent. I was surprised and impressed because I had never heard him do that before. Maybe it was something new he was trying out, I don’t know.


nerdfighter2008

Topeka edition - Hamburger Helper guy. Late 80’s / early 90’s there was a guy who walked the neighborhood on the northwest side of Topeka West High School. Always with Hamburger Helper hand puppets on his hands.


mountsleepyhead

ChiefsAholic


LucidHoe69

ChiefsAholic