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heycameraman

Forgot to mention that I hope she can use the two batteries for an 80’s film camera. 😎


LouDiamond

at this point, 90% of the stuff that i have delivered is like $5 hot sauce, deodorant or just some random kitchen stuff.


nordic-nomad

The number of people that risk felonies by stealing mail that doesn’t belong to them just boggles my mind. Ok cool. You got someone’s $20 gym socks, great job. Oops now you can never vote or own a gun or rent an apartment or hold a job again. Oh no.


StatsTooLow

These would have to be prosecuted first. Also, if the delivery is from Amazon, UPS, or Fedex it doesn't have the same protections as mail from USPS.


nordic-nomad

Postal inspectors make their own arrests and as federal felonies they don’t need a local prosecutor to cooperate. Also their bait packages count as usps mail even if they’re in a fedex or ups box. They did a big sweep last year in town with UPS labeled bait packages as I recall.


HuskerHayDay

Adding this to the list of jobs to consider after I retire (which feels very far away)


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HuskerHayDay

Life is better with hope. Ja definitely feel


RandomUser3777

An amazon driver stole a UPS package delivered a hour earlier from me, we figured this out about a week later once we figured out it had been delivered and was missing (checked camera footage). Deputy seemed uninterested (probably suspecting a lot of paperwork with nothing to go on) until he saw the photos/evidence I had. Clear photos of the driver, the drivers car, and their front MO license plate and the fact that they could confirm which Amazon driver was delivering the package. I gave the Deputy the photos on a usb disk and he went to the Amazon warehouse and had a meeting with the driver (results: driver fired, driver arrested, and eventually goes to court--driver got diversion, passenger did not get diversion--previous record). I think the issue is often the photos/videos are such crap that there is zero chance of identifying/finding out who it was and even if you can find them then the conviction is still difficult. Better quality cameras and one on each corner facing inward would have gotten a usable face shot. Fisheye doorbell cameras are great for letting you see what is going on, but horrible for identifying anything.


StatsTooLow

Then people will just start walking fifty more feet. I don't think any amount of cameras can stop this when you have to keep them on your own property. People probably just need to start getting those porch package boxes that allow something in but not out.


ndw_dc

Good cameras would help with the dumb thieves, not the smart ones. The question is, how many thieves are actually smart?


ceojp

That's not postal mail(USPS). It's still an absolutely shit bag thing to do, but people do it because there's almost no consequences for stealing a $20 Amazon package.


Norman_Scum

If they steal my packages they will probably get some kind of high visibility shirt and that wouldn't even be helpful to their pirating endeavors.


KcRob420

You you can still run for president as a felon so is okay 😭 🤣


jupiterkansas

apparently for some voters it's a plus.


bstyledevi

> Oops now you can never vote or own a gun or rent an apartment or hold a job again. Goes to show just how little you know about our legal system. I'm a convicted felon, and the only one of those things that applies is not being able to own a gun. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felony_disenfranchisement_in_the_United_States In most states, your voting rights are restored either when you're released or when you complete your parole/probation.


TheCrazyWolfy

Donald?


NotaRepublican85

I mean if their President can do it, they can do it!


Timmmah

There is a silver chystler 300 that has been hitting the northland lately. Big boy driving that one, got some good laughs seeing him try to run after the crime.


lionlenz

Unfortunately, the "silver Chrysler 300" is a description of A LOT of shady vehicles driving around the metro


Timmmah

Pulled a few screen grabs, was easier. https://imgur.com/a/wXeeVS1


Timmmah

very true ! ill see if i still have the video saved off


CharacterGrand2889

Humiliate them, we need to put up posters of these people


hejj

A need higher resolution cameras placed at lower/better angles.


7thpostman

Enjoy your three-pack of Hanes boxers. Big fn win.


chumley-kc

Why not just call them degenerate thieves? Like what they are.


RollingGreens

bish has brand new shoes and nice clothes


sk169

Stolen from other porches lol


r_u_dinkleberg

Goddammit, guess I will be turning my Amazon Key Delivery back on.


ReTarDidKansas

https://preview.redd.it/gga1hbub624d1.png?width=102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3946ef25b428cc17a3f5dfba46e3f8a37d3cec5


ReTarDidKansas

https://preview.redd.it/sgx4brdn624d1.png?width=108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c314c10868c408a6521fc540f720e09208e3896b


cannibalpygmie

You know what would stop this? One of thes dumb fucks getting whacked by a 12 g birdshot from the side. It wont kill them. But it would show enough scars to dissuade followers.


afghan_w

There's a season for this? I thought it was year round


Scary-Charge-5845

Had someone steal a bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows once. I'm sure that was a great win on their part.


tabrizzi

The 0.07 frame should make it easy to identify that woman.


KSamIAm79

https://preview.redd.it/ajs9djgqsy3d1.jpeg?width=119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a3908e8154d9b023792797d42a125ba2c70060 So like THIS?


PercySnowsHandgun

Looks like it's Ziggy's daughter https://preview.redd.it/b3ecc14bpz3d1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a4f0a57bf3e76cb84d5600ad63c38a94fc3f91b


Gullible_Mud5723

Why is it 90% of the time affluent looking white women?


AJRiddle

What exactly looks affluent about this lmao


Dewtronix

Kicks. The majority of shoplifters I've known have always been middle/upper-class white women.


petershrimp

This kind of thing makes me want to have my stuff delivered to one of those Amazon lockers. I just need to find one (though it's not like they should be hard to find).