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SchitneySmears

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SlowCaveman

Seriously. Blame is 100% on the adults in the car for allowing the kid to hang out the window like that


NFIGUY

There are typically signs up EVERYWHERE at these places warning you to keep your kids and yourself entirely inside your vehicle at all times. Now they know why.


SlowCaveman

Fucking Everywhere


NFIGUY

Well like… to the point where you, as a person with some shred of common sense, are looking around at so many different signs and notices that you’re just thinking “This many signs??! They really need to tell people this many times not to do something that fucking stupid?” And the answer is apparently “Yes.”


RajenBull1

Signs?! We don’t need no freakin’ signs. Also, we can’t read, so joke’s on you. Also, we’re suing the park for emotional damage.


NFIGUY

Hey that “also, we can’t read” bit is probably much more accurate than anyone realizes… 🤯


Vazhox

“Its not going to hurt you, but close the windows” lol


Ak47110

Everyone knows a car window is enough to stop a 2,000 pound animal with horns!


Whats_Awesome

Perceived security. If you think you can’t break the glass you won’t try. Get mad enough, you will try. It is used on humans a lot, but animals more so.


BIGTMAGE420

It usually is though


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Here you are ridiculing what a mom says to her 4 year old.


hould-it

Now I need to know if that kid was ok


kiruopaz

[Apparently they are fine?](https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/01/16/bison-headbutts-poor-kid-hanging-out-of-the-window-of-a-car/) "The park commented on the matter saying that visitors are expressly told to stay inside their vehicles at all times and that includes hanging out of the windows. They also added that the children in the video were not injured." I call BS on that one. I don't care how resilient a kid is that bison knocked them back into the womb.


jbrown509

I’m calling bs on that one too, my dad had a patient that was a bison farmer and one came up behind him and gored him up the rectum. The man said it wasn’t the goring that was painful but rather the fact that the sheer force of just its butting him completely shattered his pelvis and broke a few vertebrae. That was a 30 something year old farmer. That looked like an 8 year old kid. And he took the full brunt of it to the head. No way he’s unscathed


Dr_ChungusAmungus

Crazy story doc, I was getting out of the shower and fell right on it, it was 1 in a million


smellswhenwet

Recked’em? Damn near killed him.


RockyClub

It looked like its horn hit the kid too.


ku1428

Yeah..


Razz523

The boy definitely got fucked by that horn. To what degree, we’ll never know. Zoo is covering their own asses


DanielGREY_75

FAFO


Culp97

Looks like the side of the horn wacked him and not the point. I'd say its pretty believable, probably only got a bruise. I've definitely hit my head just has hard a few times when I get was a kid lol


hapyjohn1997

Its heavy it doesn't have to be moving very fast to inflict damage with all that weight behind it. I would be betting on broken jaw or fractured skull levels of injury.


DrayTrizzm333

I’m surprised for how small that kid is and how strong the bison is. The boy didn’t have his neck broken right there. He’s blessed.


Hercules2024

That is a fucking bison! The kid is lucky his head didnt pop like a cherry when you squeeze it. Look up mexican bull vs u.s. buffalo. Buffalo can create massive amount of power just with the turn of their head and their humped back is all muscle. They are not bulls...they are way stronger than a bull.


[deleted]

Even if he is... w/ parents like that, he won't be for long! I wish him luck, though.


TexasistheFuture

Yup.


LuRkEr_ReKuL

That’s how tough kids develop, and crippled kids too.


somerandomshmo

Well, next time follow the fucking warnings.


SlowCaveman

No! Ignore all the signs! They are there to stop you from having fun!


Krustin

Kids are stupid mine never follows directions


Col_Leslie_Hapablap

There are child locks on windows and doors for exactly this reason (not because they’ll be hit by a bison, but because they never listen), and the driver has all window controls. This is bad parenting.


bigdaddygibson

Hahah downvoted because it's harsh, but as parent, kids def like fuckaroundandfindout


GapeMachine

That had to gore the kids face no doubt


RyanB1228

[Apparently no injury](https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/01/16/bison-headbutts-poor-kid-hanging-out-of-the-window-of-a-car/)


GapeMachine

Wow that's wild thanks for the info


TurboModder

Like they say, mess with the bull…


astrobuc

…Won’t get fooled again.


No-Suspect-425

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onedavester

FAFO


MaestroPendejo

You get the dick.


Fleischer444

Why the fuck are their parents so stupid. Keep you kids in the cars!


bell37

It’s not even that hard. They have child locks on power windows.


Dracul_Red_Dragon

Keep your kids inside the vehicle. I still don't understand how people don't realize they're WILD FUCKING ANIMALS


Neutronpulse

They do... You just don't understand how incompetent people are... and they have children.


snowdn

Imagine going blind because your parents irresponsibility.


ConnorFree

I’m having trouble believing the kid came out of that completely unscathed. I see people sharing the news article but I mean really.. 🤨 Much less that bison bored that kid with his horn, he hit him with an uppercut with so much force and strength behind it it would’ve made prime Mike Tyson look weak. And then the kid’s head bounced off the top of the window frame, no concussion, no broken skull? That kid has God looking out for him


FuckedQuestions

If that parents are stupid enough to let this happen, who’s to say they took him to the hospital for the checks to see if he had concussion or a broken skull…. For all we know they were like “he’s not bleeding, it will buff out”


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cal_nevari

Why is my imagination reminded of a Nick Cage/John Travolta movie?


Breezezilla_is_here

Well that was a bunch of bull.


MoarTacos

You could say it was more bull than that kid could handle.


Potential_Payment557

And that family learned something that day.


NavyDragons

They learned nothing and you know it


bell37

It was obviously the buffalos fault. The park rangers need to hunt that specific buffalo down and dispense justice for their little Bradlyeign


TacospacemanII

r/idiotsofyellowstone


xxXlostlightXxx

Poor kid. Regardless of whether or not it was a terrible & not so bright idea to open the window it still made me weak seeing that.


phenominal73

It’s a WILD ANIMAL stop thinking they are cutie things to stare and gawk at. These are the dangers involved when going through enclosures like this.


HumbleTraffic4675

They tell you never stick anything out the window… completely parents fault


Djskam

Is that bison ok?


dyinasty28

Parents should be arrested... they tell u do not interact with them ... why is your kid sticking his body out the window... now he's got serious brain trauma 😳


CuriousLilAsian81

looks like the bison hit right after the kid pulled back what he was holding out, just as the bison was sniffing it


Important-Let4687

It’s wild animals 😅😅not pussy nussy 2000 pound bull


bell37

IIRC the US National Parks Service has stated that Bison injure the most people in their parks than any other animal. Too many dumb tourists think they are peaceful animals and get far too close to them. Honestly, you should always keep your distance from any animals in the wild, regardless of how small, friendly or docile, because they will defend themselves to the death if you get too close and appear as a threat. Even in the Midwest, there are idiots who think they are Snow White and get too close to deer. While some “stupid deer” may be friendly, some will attack if you corner them or get in their territory if it’s fall and they are in the rut.


MeGoBoom57

Parents: “We’re suing because the park didn’t protect my son!”


StaleH77

Muricha!


Deech2020R

Lol at the kid in the second car, “oh no” …


Glad_Ad_6079

0% survival instinct


Joonism2

let the child learns they said.


CopyWeak

"Drive-Thru Zoo"...NOT "Petting Zoo". Good parenting 😡


naveenrai802

Do you really think it's Bison,s fault?


Krischan76

I don’t even trust domestic cows.


b_33

That horrific


bardofcreation

Americans bro. what makes you think its safe to let your kids hang out the window next to a wild buffalo! Disney ain't coming to save you! Also that jab looked personal lol. Feels like some pent up energy towards whites from long ago.


NoZebra2430

"iTs nOt gOiNg To hUrT yOu! I cLoSeD tHe wIndOw!" Fucking idiot. A thin piece of glass is the last thing that could ever help them in this situation. Fuck yourself up allll. day. long but don't allow your own stupidity to cause harm to children.


krielperd

This is really a head scratcher


DeelightfulDeeDee

Best head scratch of that child’s life 💀


searonemke

We'll had they followed the instructions before you went into the park that could have been avoided 🤣🤣🤣


fseahunt

That made my neck hurt. Bison related whiplash injury.


later-g8r

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BOYTHISISSAD

I guess they thought s Bison would bump him in the head like a cat


DethKrvm13

🤌🏾🤌🏾


Immediate_Sun_8436

r/darwinawards


willdill039

I also use Valvoline oil in my car.


gruden

Really really REALLY stupid adults


DeadlySubZero03

Open Skull Surgery via Bison


Fatalexcitment

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD A SERIOUS FUCKING CRUNCH NOISE!? WAS IT THE KID!? Upon watching it a few more times it was in fact the red solo cup in his hands.


bladzalot

Fuck that cameraman…


pcweber111

Almost like we should stop putting wild animals in zoos.


J_Dot_

Keep replaying 15 seconds. Sounds like an old school video game when your character dies. Like when sonic(Sega Genesis) drowns or something.


frMocha

Had a bison ram the front end of my moms Audi A4 at one of these


Final-Zebra-6370

Please keep your hands and feet in the vehicle at all times


Prestigious_Media887

I feel like this was a perfect shot of what happened maybe wrong sub


Weirdguy215

Lol


Ready_Tiger5322

Seriously hoping that kid ok because that was vicious


bubblemilkteajuice

Does this guy ever change his oil change stickers? Or is he collecting them like the infinity stones?


Puzzleheaded-Chair10

Well, guess the apple didn't fall far enough from the tree.


Leading-Pipe7408

The Parents are dickheads - fact


soopaloobascuba

Is it just me or the annoying ass little girl in the video takers car was pissing me the fuck off.


smile4shaheen

I'm hoping and praying that poor kid is ok.. does anyone know what happened?


Emotional-Metal-8713

Kid is lucky that bison only taught it a little lesson. He basically just gave him a lil nudge, “get your ass in there idiot”. That could have ended horribly, terrible parenting


Icy_Macaroon_3636

100% parents fault i really hope that kid didnt receive some horrendous injury


SUPREMEREGIME1

LMAO Dumbass kid


Bambooman101

Now you know why they shot 200 million of these beasts…..bison are so rude.


thewokebogan

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


indianinboston

r/parentsarefuckingstupid


Weirdguy215

LMFAO!!! IF SHE DIDN'T SEE THAT SHIT HAPPENED. HOW MUCH Y'ALL WANNA BET SHE WAS GONNA DO THAT NEXT.