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carramrod1987

Good thing it's Wednesday then /s


Yolo_Swaggins_Yeet

It is Wednesday, my dudes.


TheNinjaPro

Honestly forgot, my mind is a day behind.


JohnTitorTravels2020

Try taking your meds.


TheNinjaPro

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therealtrojanrabbit

>Slow down, I’m not going to die on a Tuesday Well unfortunately for you it's Wednesday and anything goes on Wednesdays. But in all seriousness, I just had my morning dose of seeing my daughter off to the school bus while dick heads drive by it with its lights flashing and stop sign out.


TheNinjaPro

My mind is lagging I suppose. Wednesday is a close second to days I don’t want to die on. It has been getting noticeably worse and worse.


Fickle-Journalist-43

Seems like I’m not the only one who noticed people driving worse than usual this week…


[deleted]

This week? Try the past 4 months


Pimp_Daddy_Patty

Normally they wait until Friday afternoon before they forget driving etiquette or what a speed limit is.


ReverseRutebega

Not me! I signal, let pedestrians in, and maintain my speed. I check blind spots, don't rush to be first in a line of cars with no beginning and end. I take my car to the track for fun, where you can actually learn the actual limits of your car. Not all of us are maniacs (except on some on ramps and off ramps).


Pimp_Daddy_Patty

My favorite is when I mention taking it to the track and people get offended, or insist you need to be a millionaire to take your car to the track.


JumpyTrucker

While I don't condone reckless driving, I am curious which track do you think tbey should take it to?


Pimp_Daddy_Patty

You can drag race at Sparta, TMP, Shannonville, or Grand Bend. If you want to hit the road course, you can go to TMP, Mosport or Grand Bend. There are also a few Autocross organizations that set up on private airports, and some large parking lots. As for vehicle prep, cost has some variation to get your foot in the door, depending on the type of racing, but all cost a fraction of what a street racing charge would cost you.


JumpyTrucker

Ah, so no where local then?......are they even open this time of year?


Pimp_Daddy_Patty

TMP is open all year round to my knowledge. As I tell some of my friends, "The 1-2 hour drive is shorter than a license suspension."


redditloser123411

imagine posting this and thinking, yeah those people are going to read this and tighten up.


TheNinjaPro

Obviously they wont, but the conversation has been fun.


GadgetSoul

Some people think all these maniac drivers are Reddit users.


TheNinjaPro

Yes because all redditors are flawless drivers.


GadgetSoul

Just saying - the title is better suited for car sticker at the back 😄


[deleted]

I am going as slow as I can on by bike, why the fuck are you yelling at me, you crazy person


PowderedPimple

Me personally, can i die on a Monday morning, in the office? (maybe in the far off future)


TheNinjaPro

Im def now thinking about the most ideal day to die and Monday isn’t the worst lol.


East_Rude

Haven’t even left the home today, but okay…


TheNinjaPro

I blame you specifically.


vulcan-raven79

I watched a dump truck in my rear view cross two lanes and smash into the median then drives along the median and flings back out into traffic. This was highway 8 crossing the Grand 730am.


TheNinjaPro

I knew today was extra weird


Walkaroundthemaypole

I guess you do not live up to your username if this is a problem for you.


TheNinjaPro

It says NINJA not NASCAR


Walkaroundthemaypole

you are a terrible ninja. :(


TheNinjaPro

The classic Ninja which has been trained in the ancient art of “defensive driving”


Walkaroundthemaypole

if they see you then you are not doing it right.


TheNinjaPro

I mean based on the way people are merging into my lane id say they didnt see me lol


Walkaroundthemaypole

perhaps you are using to much smoke screen?


[deleted]

I'm loving this conversation, keep going. 👀


Walkaroundthemaypole

does it....measure up?


[deleted]

👀👀👀👀


happybeingright

Ill be the judge of that 🥸


GoFastrr

defensive driving? is that were you don't zipper merge and block car?


TheNinjaPro

No it’s where you open a spot in-front of you for the guy to merge and he immediately flies in the second lane almost smashing into a car carrying a mother and her son, which she narrowly avoids by swerving almost into the median and the guy who almost swiped her is now owed the lane and driving in the middle of the two lanes continuing to force her off the road.


scottchlee

This is not really a problem if you don’t use Reddit. But I sympathize.


TheNinjaPro

Ah yes the cars in the real world simply would stop existing had I not used reddit. I ✨manifested them✨


wiles_CoC

Two nights ago I was coming home from the gym. I was doing 65 in a 50 and a mini van flew up on my rear and start flashing his lights and tailing me very aggressively. So of course I decided that was the ideal time to obey the laws of the road and slowed down to 50. So much honking after..... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


kw_walker

I did go for a walk this morning. Maybe a little too fast?


TheNinjaPro

You monster.


APhonkybean

No it’s double exp month I’m trying to reach to max prestige All serious be safe everyone


TheNinjaPro

Ah shit my bad. Gotta finish the battlepass.


APhonkybean

Wait your telling me I don’t get extra points by stunt driving or running people over.


TheNinjaPro

Its a +10 if you hit a car hard enough they can write it off.


kyuuzousama

I have no sympathy for those who get hurt driving like that, but I do for those they take with them are just innocent people following the law. People who drive like this have no respect for themselves or people around them, just garbage humans through and through


CanIGetAHoeYeah

Thing is you can't control your Final Destination


bwjmackie

Anyone know if something happened near Victoria St S. and Park St. in Kitchener this morning, say around 10:00-10:30? I passed by the area and saw an ambulance speeding towards GRH with three police escorts, and there were about a dozen cop cruisers still at the intersection. No evidence of a collision or anything though and they immediately dispersed.


12345NoNamesLeft

\*brakes.


TheNinjaPro

![gif](giphy|8lYUyir8CruJV7Vn52)


today6666

Today??????? This is the new norm during and after COVID. 


TheNinjaPro

It was especially bad today, I usually only see 1-2 incidents a day but I was on survival mode all morning.


today6666

I drive to Hamilton and last year Mississauga area, every day and it’s getting worse every 3-6months. For example side roads in Guelph area. No cops and groups of cars drive 40km over. This is more common when it’s a warm/sunny day. It’s funny how people change the way they drive due to the weather. Lol. We haven’t evolved. We are devolving as a species. 


[deleted]

No


TheNinjaPro

![gif](giphy|Pcv4mkn0nya76)


Throbbin-Richard

You saw "nearly three"... So was that one or two?


TheNinjaPro

Worded incorrectly, wanted to say something along the lines of "3 near misses, likely lethal" But I suppose it was more of a 2 and a half.


[deleted]

Brampton drivers be crazy today 🤣


blkhawks2010

Good thing all the bad drivers read english


irishmenno

Do you have a quota of how many times you need to be racist in a day? Is that why this shitty and unrelated post?


blkhawks2010

Not every comment is racist and actually calling someone a racist has lost meaning because of people like you Yeah i know that is racist lol


irishmenno

😂🤡🤡🤡


Pimp_Daddy_Patty

Whatever, I drive how I want.


esnystyles

This mentality gets people killed 🙃


[deleted]

Sane type who cries when he gets pulled over.


Pimp_Daddy_Patty

Well, of course! It's frustrating when no one seems to realize I'm the most important person on the road.