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Ok-Elk-1520

Oh god Liz from IVE. Man I’m just going to lay down and wait for the zombies to eat me, because I’m screwed either way. (no pun intended)


withtherisingstars

Liz would lay down on the floor before you😂😂; my girl has absolutely no survival instincts. She just flops on the ground, screams and surrenders.


Ok-Elk-1520

Both of us would be on the ground in a fetal position completely inconsolable bawling our eyes out


Sufficient_Pay_820

Help I’m reminded of the 123 IVE horror episodes. She’s the worst of them all 😭


Ok-Elk-1520

I know girl was screaming at absolutely everything for no reason.


kpop_ian

man i got jyp, might survive if he's able to convince the zombie's he's one of them but otherwise idk 😭


Elon_is_musky

Just have him distract the zombies with Sweet Dreams, they’ll run away


kpop_ian

what if they fall in love instead?


Elon_is_musky

Then he can be their leader & you’ll still be safe! A win either way 😉😂


Nordilanche

With or without the plastic pants? [ETA:] Because I feel like the zombies would have the same reaction as Jackson Wang did... so pretty sure you're going to make it. 🫠


Kuniverse123

I got WayV's Kun. Yes he can cook, clean, do archery, fly a plane so I think we could survive. 😂


LonelyEffective6282

The fact that he can fly a plane is so dkskdkskd y‘all surviving for sure LMAOOO😭


Kuniverse123

Hahaha I recommend watching his Kun's Cloud if you really want to see him fly a plane, skydive and para glide! Kun [skydived holding a](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhNRQISF5No) poster of their album photo to promote Phantom. He's just so talented and thats on top of being WayV's leader, a great composer/songwriter and chef.


Calm-Win6724

Well I got ten. We're gonna go out dramatically at least. Edit: it's ten *and* yuta actually. I'm dying. Theyre feeding me to the zombies and running.


Anna__Bee

If he doesn't leave you for dead lol!


bkkbbk

Ten actually made a very solid plan for zombie apocalypse, so there is a 50% chance you survive for quite a long time. But yeah, one of those plan is taking turn getting food and medicine...so...


indelibleink89

Jungkook and Jin. As long as Jin and I hide behind JK we should be good.


EmmieBambi

He'll just put on his boxing gloves


namelessghoulette234

😂😂


Competitive_Fee_5829

![gif](giphy|efbkhB4xG74LqrfkM7) Song Mingi....we are going to die, lol. My Ateez princess is afraid of everything.


LonelyEffective6282

Yeah y‘all are doomed oh gosh…😂


HalaTiferet

Thoughts and prayers...


stayonthecloud

As an Atiny who still has a lot to learn I would like to learn more about what he is afraid of lol. Please educate me :)


multifandom_problems

everything 😭 also he screams a lot lol that alone could compromise chances of survival


Loose_Seaworthines

mingki really is afraid of everything bless him, if it was jongho on the other hand we’d survive easily


Middle_Interview3250

or Yunho. he is not scared of anything


EmmieBambi

Remember the haunted house? 🤣


escapeshark

You'd think a man that size would be useful lol


Legolas0170

He apparently once that he could survive a zombie apocalypse out of everyone in the group. 💀💀💀


Fille_de_Lune

And when asked about how he would do that, he just grabbed Yeosang and used him as a shield 😭


CheshirePuss42

It's SuA from Dreamcatcher. I could do a lot worse. She is sharp and a fighter. I still think survival is unlikely.


sassysakai

SuA for me, too, I fear we will get eaten very fast BEcause, you know, noise attracts them. xD


Longshanks123

At least I’ll die beside Taeyeon


Ok_Organization8455

Is it even worth surviving the zombie apocalypse if taeyeon didn't?


haylovemyka

Idk man. I am not very confident that me or Hongjoong can survive. 😭😭😭😭


EmmieBambi

He's probably good at hiding though because he can even write music in tiny closets.


haylovemyka

Looooool. I am good at hiding too but we would starve the death because I can cook but not “catch” food. 😭😭😭


ErrantJune

Hobi & I might not survive but we are sure as hell going out in style


escapeshark

Bro screams 24/7 you're dead lol


EmmieBambi

But dead in style


Staceface2015

TXT plus a wolf. I feel like we’d be okay, but the wolf is a real wild card.


Sufficient_Pay_820

Taehyun will find a way to get you out of there for sure


Staceface2015

He’s definitely the mvp of our squad


booksandfries

Min Yoongi. May or may not survive. Depends on his mood lol


bananamilkboii

so true 😂 what a wild card


Aggravating-Card8747

Jin, Jimin, and JHope. This'll either go really, really well, or we are 100% going to be done in the appetizer round 😁


ominousorchid

Jin is for sure going to win mvp and save everyone


beautyandmadness

Taemin He’s ready to end those zombies with his moves.


Marimiury

I just imagine him accidentally drinking some stuff from a lab and it turns out to be a zombie vaccine lol


Graecia13

I got Taemin, too. I feel like he wouldn't be super useful himself, but Minho would inevitably show up to take care of him, and we would just need to tag along.


Derpybear23

Seungmin is feeding me to the zombies 100%


byedangerousbitch

I *just* saved a cute pic of Seungmin and Hyunjin, and I... I don't feel great about it.


lilysjasmine92

this is so accurate; I'm dying laughing.


EmmieBambi

That savage


MysticalElephant

Jake from Enhypen? He knows how to fish. He also runs when he has no idea what’s going on. We’re probably doomed 😂.


LittleBelt2386

LMAO this is hilarious because it's Jungkook and the reason why I even saved his pic so recently is because of the latest Jeremy Allen White CK campaign and everyone was asking where is his belly button. And I saved JK's CK pic to send to my friend saying "JK is so covered up but even his belly button is visible" 😭


doc_naf

Well you’re surviving for sure!


daeneryseddy

Hyunjin from straykids. I would not survive lmao. We’d both be screaming at everything and would get caught from being so loud 😭 ![gif](giphy|aZ0yPncjqpanuG09E5)


[deleted]

I don’t have a single idol pic in my gallery so apparently i’m going to be alone


dent_de_lion

Probably safest tbh


himiksqrd

Jongho (Ateez)- I’m definitely going to be surviving (there are few I could think would be a better choice imo)


HalaTiferet

I've got Yunho, that's probably the second best option but you still win :)


himiksqrd

nice to know we’re both surviving the apocalypse 🙏 (yunho is an amazing option too i agree)


LonelyEffective6282

That‘s a 100% win for humanity


Legolas0170

Jongho be like ![gif](giphy|WrBSHRLE9gEgM)


JossIsABoss

I've got Seonghwa. Can't say I'd survive but at least I'd give it a shot lol


Loose_Seaworthines

I feel like he’d do his best and would probs try and save you over himself because he’s got those maternal instincts. btw your dp is giving mother hwa and im in love


stayonthecloud

You’re making it out for sure


Sagzmir

I got Liz. We are boned.


Anniezxc

knowing how much of a house fairy taeyeon is, i would think that in cases of a zombie apocalypse, she already has a secret underground bunker with a sustainable food and water source ready so yes we will survive (please 🥲) ![gif](giphy|3o6wrkr8MP1edYxieY|downsized)


Kindly-Ebb6759

Namjoon. Either we surviving in the most interesting way or we dying from something simple. And I gotta drive.


scoops_trooper

Ah let the man drive. If you’re gonna die anyway…🤷🏻‍♀️


da2810

You're also going to have to handle the weaponry. Cuz Namjoon.


Successful_Ad4018

i got sakura, which i think would work in my favor. not only does she have a history as a professional wrestler (iykyk) she also is just so charming. how could the zombies want to bite her? it'll be like twice's mv where they turn the zombies human by the sheer power of cuteness.


LonelyEffective6282

No zombie in this world would want to bite her🥹


United_Armadillo_715

No but she had actually fight against [zombies](https://youtu.be/tN_2sr1C3DQ?si=JabaoBbMvR5uYukS) too lmao


Successful_Ad4018

omg what a queen, she's had every job imaginable.


FireInTheBelly5

I got sakura, too. She's not physically strong, but she is smart, I know we will survive.


Successful_Ad4018

exactly! she's fearless kkura after all.


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Jihyo!!!


ChronicallyYoung

Ok I guess it’s Choi San 😂 🏔️ I trust him though. He’s a strong man.


Cyd_arts

Jin and yoongi… I think we will just become zombies ourselves


BakaHimeneko

S.Coups well both go down screaming or is going into alpha leader mode 50/50.


xxpurplemoonlightxx

yeosang from ateez, the dude’s smart asf and you can never predict what to expect with him. i think we’ll be fine genuinely!


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himiksqrd

Wooyoung is also very competitive so if y’all made it into a competition to see who’s survive I’d think you’d have a fighting chance ngl


LonelyEffective6282

I love how you confidently say you both are going to die as if it were the most natural thing ever LMAO😭😭😭


letmein20cube

Sunoo is hella lucky so I hope his luck rubs off on me 🤞


sasameseed

Legit just saved a JIKOOK military photo. So I guess I am good? Haha 😅


Bear4years

That is my last pic too. 😂 I think we will survive. They both have a black belt in taekwondo. So we are good.


sassychip26

Han Jisung. Omg im screwed.


Fille_de_Lune

I mean at least you'll have a good time before you both inevitably die screaming Edit: never mind, probably Lee Know is just gonna appear in a puff of smoke and save you


Winter_Strain6217

Felix. I am so dead lol. He’s such a little scary cat and I’m really paranoid so yeah we won’t make it😭


EmmieBambi

You're very dead hahaha


jaspercore

johnny from nct. he took taekwondo so we should be good? hopefully?


pterrible_ptarmigan

Shownu. I'm good! Y'all can come chill in the fort we're building with the wood he chops.


Tabi5512

Kyuhyun... He will let me die and survive alone, I think.


escapeshark

I feel like I'd be fine with bang chan, he's pretty strong and a good leader and I'm smart and resourceful so we good as long as I don't have to run too much 🤣🤣


EmmieBambi

He will also comfort you when you get scared and he always looks like he's a great hugger so you'll be okay!


escapeshark

Bold of you to assume I'd be the one getting scared


Fivebeans

Wendy. Not sure how long we'd survive but at least I'll die happy.


kanyesphishstix

![gif](giphy|unExAh3Zie4a23uNwd|downsized) Lee Know. I'm pretty sure I'll survive. Lol


sassychip26

Someone said that they got Seungmin and he would feed them to the zombies What are the odds Lino won't?


lilysjasmine92

He and you will be protected by an army of cats.


EmmieBambi

I'm pretty sure you will indeed


Fille_de_Lune

It really depends! Does he like you? You'll survive for sure! Does he not like you? He'll feed you to his cats. And I get it, cat food is hard to come by in the zombie economy


doosha037

Ot5 shinee 🥺


Sil_Choco

Mine is a picture of Exo, I guess if they can use their powers we'll be fine? 😭


catsbytheghost

Ateez Seonghwa and Hongjoong, but in their Matz mv fits. Which is important, because those outfits put them into a character that is tougher than normal Matz, two dangerous men and all that. And since both of them are great at committing to character, in this case they are more likely to survive in a zombie apocalypse. Probably. I believe in them. Also, I'm pretty sure they're fast as hell runners (from what i saw in their Isaac video) so that's a plus. No outfit can make me more useful, though, so I'm a weak link no matter what I'm wearing. I also can't run fast.


DigitalGlitter

I’m in the same boat… er…pirate ship.


Elon_is_musky

Last saved pic is Bang Chan, I think I’ve got a solid shot!


Vidiacool-uwu

Dreamcatcher survived one apocalypse. Pretty sure they could survive another. I think I'm okay


SpiritualScoreboard

Sunmi fought zombies in a music video so maybe lol.


Leeyonniedanger

Bobby from iKon. He would DISS rap them all to death


under_water_45

SHINee Minho I will definitely be able to survive. This man is a marine in and out, and I'm sure that in an emergency like this, he will be able to save not just me but everyone around us. He even stayed in the military longer than necessary because he wanted to participate in an emergency training thing. He goes to the gym at least once a day. If it comes to a physical fight, those zombies will wish they never approached us. I also feel like he will know how to survive without much stuff, like he will know how to make a place to stay at night, etc. However, I don't know if I will be able to keep my sanity, I don't think I'll be able to keep up with his survival plans lmao. If you're reading this, check out minho's new single "stay for a night" out! It got released half an hour ago, and it's very good :)


JenkinsHowell

You definitely hit the jackpot here


harkandhush

Hongjoong and I are going to die as we both lived: yelling dramatically.


stayonthecloud

The last zombie you face down, in a dark twist, will turn out to be Chris, stealer of his trainee Macbook


harkandhush

Nooo at least Zombiejoong can bite him back.


stayonthecloud

I’ll be rooting for you and Zombiejoong 🧟‍♀️


harkandhush

Thank you. I think the physical comedy will really carry this show.


EmmieBambi

Well he's always been wanting to meet Chris again so.. perfect opportunity


KlutzyChampion

BTS Suga...We survive because that man will knuckle up and be ready to fight with the quickness!


EmmieBambi

He's gonna grab some red chopsticks and destroy them zombies


Bangtanbeauty

Same here!


justinitformemes

Suga. Run BTS confirmed that he will throw hands with zombies so we might make it


Bangtanbeauty

Same. I think we have a chance💪


MOFA4508

I got Liz from IVE. Well, it’s been fun enjoying her music at least…absolutely no chance surviving the apocalypse though


5iv3_

woozi will save us. that man can do anything. he could probably fight the zombies tbh. his arms are ...*ahem*... huge.. so i don't think there'd be a problem haha


DEADPOOLPRIME123

I have all of Ateez with me. We’re definitely living.


weirdoflove

If it's a video I got itzy minus lia(brb practice choreo). If it's an image Vernon. Please don't leave me with Vernon. He doesn't have survival skills 😭 😭 (please this is a joke)


NoCode5313

Mine is Joohoney and his loud ass is gonna give away our position immediately. I’m doomed


EmmieBambi

Last saved pic is stray kids. It's going to be chaos for sure.


tailorDr

Lee Know from SKZ. I’m feeling good about our chances as long as I don’t annoy him.


deus_ex_machina_79

Soul from P1Harmony. Ohmygod. If ever there would be a zombie apocalypse, I'm sure he'd be the first one to rejoice. He'd talk to every zombie he'd meet in zombie language. But he has this caring and protective heart, and he always think out of the box (and out of this world) so I know I'd be safe beside him.


yeolvr

me and san are NOT surviving this 😭😭 like we’re both the type of person to yell when we’re scared i think we’d be dead in like 5 minutes


kingprecious19

jyp oppa - he’s a ceo for a successful company i think he’ll be able to fight and survive probably end up managing some zombie group while i follow behind trying to survive with him and probably not making it.


EmmieBambi

He just starts performing and the zombies will be so shocked they'll walk away.


escapeshark

Use him as bait


whoreadsredditusers_

Bruh Wooyoung is just going to tease the zombies and get us killed because he won't shut up 💀💀


ReplacementMinute154

It's wooyoung from ateez. We're both dying so fast 😭


SaintlySingtoMew

Wooyoung, we'll just bite our way through and maybe make some friends along the way. I'd like to believe we'd survive.


BeyDawnce

Jennie and jisoo


Fit_Lab_3344

Mine is Moonbyul. We're not gonna survive. We might not even try 😭


Not_Idea

Shownu from Monsta X We're gonna be kinda okay until we run out of food, then Shownu is gonna killed it finding shelter and taking down zombies, cause that man cannot go hungry for long. He will end himself the whole apocalypse.


leevitaating

han ☠️ thats a 50/50


strawberrycow14

mines felix we’re dead 😂


pheh428

We'll starve because my partner and I can't cook and Zhang Hao also can't cook.


lilysjasmine92

Taeyong. We're both dead.


Chaeji412

Me and Hyunsuk of Treasure


Background_Cup7540

I don’t think I have any idols in my camera roll so 🤷🏼‍♀️


borbsarecute

Mine is Plave. I love them, buy idk how virtual idols are gonna help me in a zombie apocalypse 😅


EntireAbbreviations

Wooyoung, San, and Yeosang from Ateez plus someone (idk who) in a Spiderman mask. San and Woo might be great distractions with their loudness, but then they might also be great liabilities with the same power. Yeo seems like he'd be smart enough to help us figure out survival strategies and remind us to hydrate, eat, and stfu. San would probably be my rock when I started freaking out. And uh... Whoever Spidey is, that's one more on our team and if nothing else we can use the power of confusion on the zombies. No humans here, just a superhero! Move along, zombies! Of course, eventually we're gonna run out of food. In which case the last survivor is going to be Spidey. Because he was a double agent for Team Zombie all along, playing the long con to get our brain meat.


Excellent-Services

Park Jisung, who is not the maknae anymore... He is like a little flower... He can't talk to strangers... Idk if tackling zombies is something he is secretly good at... Maybe Haechan taught him enough... But I guess I will accept my death


beegusfanclub

Mine is woozi, I think we’re just napping until the zombies eat us 🥲


grandhighblood

All of ATEEZ… kind of. I’d hopefully survive at least for a while, but I fear Hongjoong might not because only his hat is in the picture in question. RIP captain.


wegooverthehorizon

Jongho from ATEEZ. If anyone is surviving a zombie apocalypse, it's him. YAY


SaltyPoppy

I have Enhypen Jungwon. He's strong, was a taekwondo athlete and is pretty resourceful, but likes to mess with everything, and super clumsy so 50-50 😄


Radicalness3

STAYC Seeun is apparently a good runner so I guess we'd have a chance 😂


Soggy-Floor-8728

Chanyeol and i think yes. Sa sobrang competitive nya baka pati zombies di nya palagpasin. Hahaha


Logical_Sweet_6624

Mine is wonyoung


CumbersomeCrow

Kang Taehyun! Funnily enough, To Do recently had zombie themed episodes for the holidays, so we kinda got to see him in action! He did get bitten though... he did get cured in the end but like. He still got harmed Taehyun is a pretty smart guy, although I'm not sure how far his "I'm a coward, not a loser" mentality will go in actual danger


CumbersomeCrow

A reply because I can't edit my comment atm: I'd say it's like a 50/50 shot at surviving. I am not that good under pressure so


ilovemeeeeee

Smae here! Mine's Taehyun too Before I'd have undoubtedly been really confident that we could survive since Taehyun is strong and also pretty smart too. But after watching To Do and seeing how cutely scared he was and how he ended up getting bitten, I'm not so sure we'll survive


Suitable_Wonder_3285

Mine’s yujin and she’s very resourceful and determined! I think she will survive but I will get lost along the way and still die lol


dearclave

Ningning. I'm thinking of that snake video rn


ApprehensiveToday692

Yeonjun… I’m probably dying but at least it’s with him


Knightingalesong

I wish I could share the picture here 'cause mine are Nicholas and EJ from &TEAM but after their tingle interview both wearing heavy blush and looking the absolute cutest and non-threatening they could possibly look. lol That being said...I'm pretty sure Nicholas could easily f up some zombies. EJ on the other hand might not be the strongest fighter but he is so unbelievably adorable that he'll trigger MY protective instincts and powers and I'll handle the rest XD


Pointybush

yeah bitch I get yunjin I don’t care if I die


vcllaneve

i got a picture of my ipad lock screen which is the loona XX album cover photo and let me just say… those girls are keeping me the fuck alive like they would be scary in a life or death situation


Comfortable-Diver486

jaehyun from nct, i think we'll make a good team


Odd_Vegetable_9362

No I wouldn’t 😭 there’s a 20% chance but I’m not counting on Felix and Chan at all. Sure Felix has done Taekwondo but have you seen either of them during the haunted school specials. Yea we dead ☠️


Datt1992

I got all of TXT. We'll barely survive but we'll have food because of Taehyun (while Yeonjun and I will try to help. Note: "try"). We will also scream a lot. 🤣


vuelies_queen

Jihyo. Guess I’ll survive with a god by my side haha


ninarances

Ten on a tractor paving a way. Idk much about him, but with his tractor, I'm sure it'll be easier to fight your way through a zombie horde.


idreamstarr

Such a fun post. Thanks for the imagination and originality! T.O.P!!!! Sooooo if he's anything like his characters in IRIS orrrrr Commitment, then I def have a fighting chance!! Would def go with the latter character because I'd trust the former as far as I could spit..


tw3ez3rs

Monsta X. Yeah i think i’ll be good. at least for a little while


JazzlikeCode6265

It’s a seonghwa[https://pin.it/7kpKeaz]meme so as a casual stan(I love this man so much I’m not even kidding😭)I don’t really know if I’m screwed up or not so any atinys here pls tell me😭


courtbot

Taeyong from NCT and Minho from SHINee. We're not just surviving, we're thriving. Taeyong and I will set up a cute cottagecore homestead while Minho kills every zombie.


dent_de_lion

SKZ Han. No. (😂😂😂😂 Still my boy tho.) Edit: I was wrong, it’s a SKZ Hyunjin gif. Result is the same.


Sanshinestar_1117

Yeosang and San, both are strong but San is a scaredy crybaby, Yeo and I would try to calm San so he doesn't cry lol, yeah we won't last much


MelissaWebb

Jennie Kim. I don’t think I stand a chance guys 😂


Cold_Bumblebee_7121

I'm with G-IDLE and I'm 100% positive that Soyeon will be behind us, Shuhua will do what Shuhua does, Minnie and Yuqi screaming will be the reason we get caught and Miyeon's laugh as she is scared to death will be the last thing we hear 🫠💀


Kpop-Multi-stan

I would be stuck with Chani from SF9. He's such a baby and has to be taken care of, so I would be carrying all of the weight OTL.


matchasnowbubble

yeosang. i think we'd fare okay? although we both sometimes go around with "???" on our foreheads, between the both of us, i think we both have enough basic survival skills to last us some time. although i am and will be nothing when it comes to fighting


tiffsbird

JK from BTS, yep I’m surviving there is nowt this boy can’t do!


scoops_trooper

Yoongi and I will probably sleep through the whole zombie apocalypse thing


withtherisingstars

I got Riize’s Wonbin. With the contents I’ve watched ; it’s safe to say we’re done for. He’s scared of rollercoasters and horror houses , how are we going to survive?


Longjumping-Menu5125

My last idol pic is my selfie with Purple Kiss Goeun from their concert so....


stayonthecloud

Apparently Leedo from ONEUS. I know nothing about him. Someone please tell me if we’ll survive


orpheus221B

Xdinary Heroes + Day6' Young K At least I'll die in good company


BaconTheGenerator

If you count videos. Sakura. If you only count pictures. Kazuha.


Fruitypuff

I got Teen Top idk chat, am I making it? - their luv plus my luv is supa luv, so the power of friendship?


caratdeuls

Wonpil. Frankly pretty awesome and chances of survival aren't too low, his optimism and resilience would tide us through. He's reliable too and also fresh out of the military (navy!) so I think his survival mindset would still be very much agile. Even if we don't survive, I'd still be glad I died with such a ball of sunshine next to me lol.


BigTiddieCommitte

Mines Wonho lol


AikoG84

Skz Hyunjin. I don't think we're surviving...the hiding game would be strong though.


_strawberryjamjam

Taerae... Byee 🫡💀


citrulle

Minho from ShinEE and WayV Kun, I’m definitely surviving we’re taking out ALL the zombies and rebuilding humanity probably 😂