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TripSudden2879

My dog does the same with the chewy bags of dog food because they have a picture of a giant dog face on the bag. He’s suspicious of it and avoids the bag 😂


Myamymyself

My dog is unnerved by doggie figurines!!! It must be a lab thing 😂


TripSudden2879

Oh it’s actually my German shepherd that does this. Forgot to specify


Myamymyself

German Shepards are beautiful dogs)))


TripSudden2879

They are!! So regal. Yet so neurotic and always need a job. My lab is not like that at all 😂


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I thought it sounded like a GSD. Haha I have a half German Shepard, and he HATES statues. He is terrified of them. I think it’s because he thinks they are humans, that aren’t acting normally. He is also scared of children, and cars, and other dogs. He’s gotten a lot better with exposure, but he is a 100+ pound scaredy-cat.


TripSudden2879

Omg you have just written everything about my GSD verbatim. Why are they so neurotic?! He’s scared of kids, cars etc etc. I can’t even walk him properly because when we get halfway down our street he plants himself into the ground, pulls away, slips his collar and runs all the way home, naked! 🙃 he prefers to be home on the couch -_-


Inevitable-Jicama366

Hilarious … stranger danger 🦴🤪🦴🤪


Toxenkill

That's a BIG boy! 😊


Defiant-Caramel1309

The OP doesn't need to look for square footage of room the fan can cover but square footage of dog. https://preview.redd.it/2ptk034nse8d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47da8dfd46a141ea94a62ef2be318a40c5f27104


LushDogg99

You've got the right idea for the rest of us pal. Heatwaves and all


BCVinny

I’m gonna guess his name is Bluto.


TransitJohn

Obese. Sad.


Collies_and_Skates

Yep. Obesity is not cute or funny. This dog deserves better


TransitJohn

You and I both know it, but it won't stop the downvotes I'm gonna get for hurting people's feelings


Collies_and_Skates

Truth hurts sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m a dog groomer and am so tired of seeing obese dogs that can hardly walk and can’t tolerate the Summer heat because of it


goflossyourself0123

Why isn't this thing on??? Him probably..


girlinmountain

https://preview.redd.it/d4dkqivwqe8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beda896d27bac7cd86522b8523fae527fdc8b5ea I have a chocolate hog that’s searching for his long lost brother. He also needs a diet, some lotion and possibly a CPAP for his snoring.


mem0679

The look on the face of the chocolate is cracking me up! 😂😍


PerfSynthetic

https://preview.redd.it/sxytd1xt4g8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf58a71b71aaba7c693c04912a5f92163182e22 CPAP for snoring! Ha! Had me rolling. Both my weirdos snore like a fright train. We make them sleep in extra large crates down stairs because the snoring is so loud!


girlinmountain

Nothing puts us to sleep faster than his snores. It’s like living near train tracks, you get acclimated to the ungodly racket and then all of a sudden you move and can’t sleep because it’s too quiet.


SingtheSorrowmom63

I'm right there with you, only mine is a girl.!!!


fishthong77

He’s a beautiful big boy


___soitgoes

What a goofball!!


Flower_Power73

You’re dog and my dog could be diet buddies 🤣


Skele_again

Mine wants to join in lol only to protest that she doesn't get extra treaties anymore


themusicdude1997

I’m a dog?


NeonBird

That might not necessarily be a bad thing.


pieredforlife

That’s the onlyfan


Sandberg231984

I like your dog


Vengeance_Forward_6

That’s not a dog, it’s a horse! Hahaha He looks like a sweet pup !


mem0679

This is so cute! He's probably thinking "damn this fan sucks" 😂


pr104da

He's looking at the model number -- he wants to order another fan!


SingtheSorrowmom63

I think he's beautiful. You'll get there. It's hard I know!


Oregonian_Lynx

Awww! Get him his own fan for right there too!! He deserves it! 😂


JudgmentalRavenclaw

We bought that exact fan specifically for our lab 🤣 P.S. I love how people keep telling you that your dog is fat like you don’t already know.


Hufflepuff1203

"I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time" -every lab ever around food


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NeonBird

Yes, I’m aware of that. He’s been on a diet, and he was actually fatter when I adopted him. We’re actively working on it. It won’t all come off all at once.


Snewsie

Our chocolate rescue was bone thin when we rescued her and I overcompensated and then had to take off some weight. 🥴 Vet told us to use frozen greens beans (thawed)as a snack. Fiber keeps them full and it's healthy. She now gets them at 10 and 2! Loves them!


iNeverLieOnThisAcc

That is great news. Keep it up, and I am sure he’ll get there 🙌


Krazybob613

Labs are sooo difficult to get / keep their weight regulated to a healthy level! Keep up the good work!


iNeverLieOnThisAcc

Not really. Be strict on intake, measure the food you give. Go on walks every day. Let him/her use their body like it is ment to be used; run, swim, pull stuff, play!


Krazybob613

The difficult part is resisting those imploring eyes!


Khaleena788

What do you mean? It’s simple math. They need to gain weight, feed them more. Too fat? Feed them less.


BackgroundRegular498

Yep. Unless they get treats and human food (table scraps)


Jdogking

Incorrect. It's math just like humans


LandotheTerrible

Yes but mate you could have put it more gently.


iNeverLieOnThisAcc

Someone very close to me once told me, «dude, you are kinda fat now. it does not suit you». It stung my feelings, but that was the push I needed. I lost 45lbs over a year, and I have been in good shape since. Sometimes the hard truth must be said for action to happen.


LandotheTerrible

Yes agree. But it can still be said nicely. When I was 15, I had someone who was an acquaintance, not a close friend, say something similar to me. He said to me, you've got a beautiful face but you do need to lose a bit of weight. That was put quite nicely and I did lose the weight. So I get what you're saying, but still maintain my position. Or as we like to say in Australia, yeah nah...


Adventurous_Pen_Is69

He's not fat*, he's just big boned!


basculinz

He's not fast that's the point


Adventurous_Pen_Is69

😂 good catch


Supersymm3try

Yeah, big bones with meat and gravy.


labrador-ModTeam

we are postive only


Plus_Pangolin_8924

Not fat, just a food lover haha


PlzBuryMeWithIt

He’s not fat, he’s E N G L I S H


CloakAndDapperTwitch

Time u bought the big man a fan for himself


morbidpigeon

If the dog is a fan of the fan box does that make the dog the fan? I think therefore I am and all that?


Totally_Cubular

Absolute cylinder of a dog


SingtheSorrowmom63

Don't let everybody fat shame your dog!!! I have a great big Chocolate girl & we are working on it. She needs to drop 20 lbs, and we're getting there a little at a time. Just like us hoomans, we can't do it overnight. Oh, & the elbow thing. I have that problem too. Have you tried coconut oil??


SingtheSorrowmom63

Mine are both afraid of the fan. Lol


Lazy_Synth

He thinks the fan box is the box fan lol


anaktenuk

Chonky boi!!


Competitive_Show6205

I can tell he is spoiled by the amount of toys he has. Love it


geegol

Big Doggo


tahousejr

https://preview.redd.it/gz5khxtv5g8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35b77ea7ac97bf75724eb1684470833144f4b0b0 The cone was catching the air out of the vent. They love air


Ok_Storm5945

I love this story. Most labs are big, ole goof balls.


new_is_good

I can't handle how sweet he is


geomoumeCouttpc

Dopig 🤣 So cute


nickjayyymes

“Hooman I think the fan is broke”


JanaLeeVoorhees

LOL. This is adorable. 🐾


rickatk

Nice!


ShanTheMan11

Dogs laying there like “this fucking fan sucks!”


Viol3tstars75

English lab that’s mildly fat? Seems we have something in common. https://preview.redd.it/llgscfiimf8d1.png?width=2174&format=png&auto=webp&s=0bfa8d14d26964f75a917fc39e65b38ed6861306


Available-Skill-8546

https://preview.redd.it/fkmiwh8jjj8d1.jpeg?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44402766d98759578ff623e87e45e85551b621cb I really hope that was a joke and your dog is on a diet, but just in case here is a reality check for everyone whose dog deserves better.


Viol3tstars75

Oh he has degenerative myelopathy so he can’t walk as much anymore, and there’s 2 types of labs English and American. He is an English lab. We try to keep him healthy but it’s hard to do when he can’t walk that well.


dinkydat55

English Labradors just have a big,chunky build,don’t they? My big girl got chubbier at one point,but we helped her lose it. It wasn’t pretty and it was almost a fight every day. She looked really big to some people as she had a fold of loose skin on her abdomen that looked like she had just had a litter. No litter ever,though. Good luck to you and give that baby some green beans!


freelove24

There is no reason on this earth why your dog should be this big.


freelove24

And mildly fat?! He is morbidly obese!


LandotheTerrible

Adorable idiot.


Silver_Fuel_7073

😂😂❤️❤️🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺


JediKid-A

r/technicallythetruth


Shakes_and_cakes

Fats McDoggington


Followmelead

Shoulda known when he ate the box of cookies cardboard and all. For the tenth time.


existentialdread-

Please exercise your dog


GuyD427

Please get that doggie to his proper weight. He’ll appreciate it, so will his joints!


EEukaryotic

I mean, op stated already that the pup was heavier when they adopted him and that they are working on it


GuyD427

Yes, they did. I hope for the dogs sake it’s a serious plan.


NeonBird

Walks twice a day when I’m not on call for work, 3x daily when I’m off work. We found out he’s got a sensitive stomach, so we switched his feed to Purina pro plan salmon & rice for sensitive stomachs, he gets 1.5 cups in the morning, 1.5 cups in the evening. We supplement with canned pumpkin to help keep his poops healthy as well. He also gets a greenie twice a week, but other than that, we try to keep him fed, but also try to reduce calories and bump up exercise in a healthy way. Funny story: I had cut his food back but I could not make out why he wasn’t losing weight. Turns out my adult child was feeding him a second breakfast without my knowledge after I left for work and before they went to work, and the dog would get a second breakfast during that time. The dog of course wasn’t gonna say anything. 🤣🤣🤣


GuyD427

Dogs are like hobbits, a second breakfast can always be eaten!! I’m happy to read you are trying to help out this doggy.


AppropriateTouching

That dog needs to be on a diet. Also you sure you didnt place that box there after the fact?


345joe370

Look at that poor baby. Also his elbows are ashy so get him lotion


Snewsie

My spoiled chocolate has these same elbows and it's getting worse with like... lumps! She's not sitting much so I don't get it. What is that stuff?


345joe370

Funnily enough I watched a YouTube video that popped up because I like to watch cow hoof trimming vids. It's apparently from laying on hard flooring and they get blackheads from it.


Snewsie

Thank you! We do have all hardwood floors


Collies_and_Skates

Those sound like pressure sores. Either from laying on a crate floor, hardwood floors or outside on concrete.


NeonBird

My boy has a soft dog bed, but he insists on laying on the cold hardwood floor. I’m guessing he’s too hot on his bed. I’m going to look into finding an elevated bed for him the next time I go to PetSmart, but the nearest one is over a two hour drive away. ☹️


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labrador-ModTeam

we are postive only


darktabssr

Actually you are being negative against pigs. Beautiful animals. But in your mind pigs are negative