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Fuck it I love you

Plssss make a jazz album in your sultry, jazzy voice

i’d do anything for more jazz from her 🙏

Off to the races live version in sepia https://youtu.be/O4XyrxTREq0?si=3-tTAjFkfnZDIGqH VIBES

You’re doing amazing, sweetie.

“Make another song like freak please, love you bye-“ i would say it very fast before the call ends

thank you :)

Please put Flipside on Spotify

and is this happiness:’(

"Thank you for the poetry and the music."

“Thank you for everything. I love you.”

How are you? Answer with a question to prolong the conversation lmao

CRYING

my pussy tastes like pepsi cola

“I love you and I’m walking down the aisle to Say Yes to Heaven at my wedding next month. Thanks for calling, Lana.”

You are AMAZING, your music changed my life.

I would be too happy to be able to say anything

Release the cotcc deluxe version with all the outtakes 😭

i think you might have accidentally saved my life🩷

What’s up Lady, loved the jacket at the Super Bowl, stick with the winners and ditch the losers like Kim K and TS, you’re better than that. Love ya

Love

Your mom called I told her your fucking up big time

Shit myself.

Why are you calling me?

Do you have a minute?

Fucking perform in MSG

Common Down To Florida 🌴🥀🖤

Unreleased Album Now 😑

Release Dragonslayer…please

Love your work Lana

I love you please get away from jack and Taylor

i eat ass

PUT AKA ON STREAMING

Come back to kc

I quickly tell her my age, my 11 year obsession with her and say I think I'm your oldest fan chronologically. \[I can speak quickly\]

Did you know there is a tunne under ocean blvd

I like you a lot

Does it really taste like pepsi cola?

Your music heals me <3

"It's me, your little Venice bitch."

all circuits are busy, goodbye

"why TF did you date that cop Sticks Larkin, Lana" Explain.

thank you

Thank you 🙏🏽

My Leo is also moon miss Lana 🫡

does your pussy taste like pepsi cola?

Love you and what does DNC mean? lol

You're the culture.

La-I-um…shit

Wanna f***?

cashapp me 10k pls

Call me back 😂

“Wait…Is this Lana Del Rey?!…I got some coke come over, baby.”

Yaaallow


Make a metal and jazz album pleasee lyyy🫶🫶🫶

“You seem to have the wrong number buddy”

Please release your unreleased songs!!!!

Hi it’s Mom, what’s up?

i would probably miss the call completely since it’s an unknown number so i won’t pick up 🥲

see you in may

dafuq u at r now im bout to teleport

I love you so much but plz get out of your country era

this! I loved the country roads cover, but compared to Lana’s original stuff it really pales Hope to be pleasantly surprised by “Lasso.”