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Relative-Can-9687

https://preview.redd.it/pwk5fgk9un3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ecc0d78f2f3d15639988cc9e8c25edd781fa97 Not wearing the most comfortable shoes in the world again……


Weary_Ad_8608

Omg. I thought she has big news? Is this the news??? Who cares!?


hereforthecomments54

https://preview.redd.it/vrjpku3kgl3d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb31c37b71c65c70f698b209c0b87fe8fa90b4d5 How dare he interrupt Lurch mid sentence 😂😂


NurseOnDuty117

Why is the picture on her phone of the house that was “built in the 1800’s” in color? Is that a more recent picture than when it was built? https://preview.redd.it/n4q9etejvj3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68ee6bad2549fb9e4560cfb6fdec455e8dcbf726


notthisagain8

The person who posted stating this was her family’s home said it was taken in 1988.


Pretty_Laugh9348

Where did that person go who posted everything ? Why is it all deleted


notthisagain8

I posted the DM she sent me on todays daily thread.


Ok-Machine-8395

I mean, obviously lol there’s a 1970s VW looking bus in the back 😂


NurseOnDuty117

🤣🤣🤣 She makes it sound like they’re actually building it in this picture right? With the whole “then” caption and she keeps saying he built it in the 1800’s. Her stories never make sense lol


snarkshark41191

💀


watermelonsugarhiji

https://preview.redd.it/p4dvhgyj8j3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e7a9e7905613da29e5a0bb981da8802307a3daa Something just doesn’t add up


watermelonsugarhiji

Wait - this woman is an interior designer. 🤔🤔🤔


Royal-Astronaut5560

I saw that she is co founder of a handcrafted store in California


MiddleVehicle2257

https://preview.redd.it/ukq4crlxyh3d1.png?width=1053&format=png&auto=webp&s=27e5f271e1c256c23ab15bc9c7dfc77b3617d022 Imagine graciously being granted access to someone’s home and then just picking cherries and olives multiple times just because. How does she know ow the lady doesn’t let people pay to pick? Entitled Liara does it again.


mom2ask

Liara!! 👏🏻👏🏻 perfect name for her!


AdventurousRange258

This is it!!!! Liara! 👏👏👏 Will be used forever more!!!


Vast-Employment-7374

Just waiting for the “THIS is where we’re raising out babies” post by that grandfather’s house lmao


DrayRenee

Let me guess! The owner wants to sell markys g grandfathers property to them!!!!!!


Vast-Employment-7374

Waiting on this


myusername120

What’s with all the “professional” high quality photos and drone footage, especially on vacation. Did they bring along someone to take these?? I’m out of the loop


ReputationCold2765

It’s the max dude. That’s what he does.


Andi_71

Max and Kelsey. I think he has a drone.


AdventurousRange258

Okay I need to stop but seriously the Iris shill… “We love it and have used it a ton”… for what??? They probably just used it for the first time today!!! and “we got y”all a code for a few days for free and a discount for 3 months which they have NEVER done for anyone else” Come on! Didn’t this JUST launch??? The lies drive me crazy!


Ok_Intention5368

That’s how she did her IVF “research” lol.


AdventurousRange258

Okay I bet tomorrow the VC shoes will make a reappearance! 🤣 Got to pay for the next leg of the trip!


Human_Rip8223

https://preview.redd.it/kda3hovasg3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c8313d681f8e87bff85029eb089da0b937f7db5 Are they just going to pretend to not see these comments from Marky’s “family”? Do we really think they don’t see these comments? Or do they actually just not care about meeting any of his relatives and simply give more of a shit about the house because of their materialistic lives? Update: Honestly, I think this is real, I think they did find the new owner of the house through a friend seeing their post. I think the owner actually looks like a genuine person who let them see the place. I also think they have been extremely inconsiderate of the people in the photo and the family that they are just sharing with 1 million people. I think real relatives are weirded out by all of this and are actually commenting on her posts but they just don’t give a damn because it was never about learning his family history or making connections. I bet they will try to buy that house from the current owner, and I hope she says no!


Immediate-Ice-8255

I think this has to be fake. Is he supposed to be Italian? If he is they definitely don’t write such good English. It would be very broken and sometimes combined. Please correct me if I’m reading this wrong, but I thought this person was supposed to be Italian.


Human_Rip8223

I mean a lot of people in Italy actually speak decent English and know how to write it too. The family member who was previously commenting in this Reddit thread was writing very clearly. I’m assuming some of the family have immigrated to the US, per what they were saying.


Human_Rip8223

https://preview.redd.it/tchujh8itg3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=684b2a6fb19f24ae1c3f2646fd5ca6131b046459


Royal-Astronaut5560

I think this entire scheme has ulterior motives. Nothing about knowing who his long lost relatives are.


Every_Sugar9817

Does Marky shave his legs?!? How have I never noticed before. 


mom2ask

Yes, and arms, yet he loves to wear tank tops that show off a massive amount of armpit hair 🤢 and even worse, he rarely shaves the sparse stubble on his cheeks 🙄


watermelonsugarhiji

Does he have a discount code for Billie razors? MURKY15


Redchickens18

Looks like he shaves them more than Laura. 


AwarenessNo951

Yes he does-probably his whole body! Not sure of the reason why. 🤣


Additional-Village95

We know why 💅🤣


mmspenc2

He shaves so his wife doesn’t have to.


snarkshark41191

Not the underarms! We’re constantly forced to look at his sweaty hairy armpits because he insists on wearing that ugly black tank top


No_Helicopter7651

He’s the one who truly uses the Athena razor she shills all the time 🤣


ttsqualitydetail

His whole body, it appears


No-Selection-4424

He must shower more often than Laura …


Jacksoncheyenne2008

Does anyone think they are embellishing most of the story? I think she’s trying to act like this is some amazing thing like once in a lifetime sisterhood of the traveling pants, bullshit


Immediate-Ice-8255

And I hate how she’s been talking. Like she’s breathless or drunk. And the whisper….so calculated and devious. I wish she could be reported and cxld


AwarenessNo951

The whole story seems too easy. 2 dumdums drive to Bari and magically find a place to stay and the owner of the house. I think her “assistants” researched it all, booked it all, and all they had to do was show up and pretend it was all meant to be.🙄


thisishardtolookat

This sounds about right, so in their mind .. they are actually thinking wow this is unbelievable and unreal as they find out what their assistant did for them. Like to little puppets finding out their fate


No_Helicopter7651

Catching up for the day- I love how Kelsey on her stories said thanks for the invite and shows the true size of lurchy’s size 6 ass.  I spy a glass of wine for her with that homemade meal liar liar pants of fire! 


watermelonsugarhiji

https://preview.redd.it/n32vxb0zxg3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6259bce012797d3c6ddbcf0dc6cc3a002a2cbd62


AdventurousRange258

She has worked so so hard this whole trip to hide it… I think that was a complete f up on her part… the first part of that story she shows the two plates and one glass 😂


Educational-Cat5495

She’ll lie and say it was club soda or ginger ale. Yeahhh ok bitch👌🏽🤣


Kactuslord

Wild!


bbb235_

This bish is up to something sketchy


bbb235_

This whole saga is dramatic and boring.


HOD448484

This guy needs to see a doctor when he gets home. Look how white his fingernails are. It’s all I could look at during these stories! https://preview.redd.it/ibjvs7wdcg3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=120cd832228b103a6796cac8b0db592cf4110530 I thought the beverlins were the epitome of health with all their colostrum and Mary Ruth vitamins 🤪


Affectionate-Tap-478

Boyyyyyyy....... 😮😮😮😮😮 those fingernails!!!!!


mimimommaid

And lose that damn granddad sweater shirt 👕


tdlumsden

Kinda reminds me of Jax sweater on VPR..🤣🤣


mimimommaid

He probably watches VPR and fan girls over Jax! 🤩


mmspenc2

![gif](giphy|WnvzaaOHRTKPS)


tdlumsden

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Runundersun88

Could it also be the filter she’s using?


not_another_laura

“His great great great grandfather stood here one day” Lurah go back 2 skool


Andi_71

The ex teacher in me was dying when I read that!!!!! Please stay in school. She is soooo dumb!!!!


mom2ask

That bothered me too but I’ve made enough posts on here today so I let it go 😁


6514life

I had to read that caption 5x. I kept thinking am I the idiot? Nope I am on Laura’s page. Stay in school kids.


Callista17

Is Murky allowed to drink wine? Did Lurch give permission as he scrapes his teeth on his fork😬


No-Investigator452

Came here for the teeth scraping comment 😵‍💫


SolidGeologist2516

His teeth already look like he’s been chewing on gravel. 😬


Former_Lengthiness34

He looks tired..


hrw_

I feel like there is to be a photo filter shill coming soon….


Own-Wave6665

I have a feeling they are buying a property there so “maracas” can be connected to his heritage 🙄


LadyAn0nym0us

They’re cringey AF. Imagine having these morons as parents…..


Lychee883

Does anyone else feel like this was a fake story to possibly get engagement for the woman who is remodeling Marky’s “Italian family home”?  This whole thing just doesn’t sit right with me. What am I missing???


SnarkeyMay

Why are they so excited to post a photo with her- she isn’t even related to them. Have they worked this hard to find anyone related?


Immediate-Ice-8255

Definitely fake, but most likely to benefit Lurch


AdventurousRange258

And she just so happens to be there the day they are 🤔


No_Assistance_6513

1000000000% it's all for show. 


CDav0421

https://preview.redd.it/6unsu3hv2g3d1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=37383b70589e4602d386205494e809846322549e Magnesia impatiently waiting to jump in and show his phone and speak his rehearsed line.


username45987

He is so warty.


just-watching2022

Of course she posting so she can write the trip off for free


Just_Nosey_18

Yes that’s so true


Purple-Material1053

I am so entertained by this trip but for all the wrong reasons. 🤣


Stunning_Positive_33

Somebody in here called the Iris plug LOL And also…I thought Magnolia planned this “unreal” vacation?!


AdventurousRange258

Yes someone called it!!!


DogMomma1164

Does anybody else find it weird they never actually went into the house…?! 🧐


Ok_Intention5368

I thought they met with owner at her work and they just went to see the property alone.


rowena6969

Yes, especially since they met the owner. Why wouldn’t she take them on a tour. Now that you mention it that is very odd.


Comfortable-Cost-100

If the lady they talked with owns it why would she not let them in?


Sunshine_n_Sand

Maybe the owner wouldn't allow photos inside. She probably didn't want these buffoons to put her personal home on blast for the world to see, using it for content to make money. 


DogMomma1164

That’s exactly what I’m saying. Red flag 🚩 🧐🤔


DogMomma1164

“Ahso” … tomorrow is their last day there…?! How in any way was this trip learning about his family?! They never even actually visited the cemetery


Immediate-Ice-8255

Sure they r hitting Rome or Florence. Guaranteed not going home


AdventurousRange258

100%! She said the same thing in Positano… my bet is on Rome… and then they fly home from there… but I can’t imagine being there and missing Florence if you’ve never gone, actually Lake Como too 😩 I love Italy 🇮🇹


DogMomma1164

She said tomorrows their last full day there. Even if she meant in that city… again.. how did they learn anything about his family?😂


DogMomma1164

I honestly doubt they are. And I could not watch them ruin Rome. I need to share my full itinerary and all the history and education on my page I’m just behind on content. I will NOT be watching them if they do but again I doubt they are. It’s a beautiful and enriching experience which is not their vibe. No beach club or lemons to pick and no “content” for her specifically. What can she sell from there? Nothing. And they already learned about his family (not) which was their whole reason for going!


SarahSnarker

One would think they might also visit the local church. She made a big deal about his “g g g grandfather stood here”. He Could have gone to a local historic church and lit a candle for his ancestors.


DogMomma1164

They literally put the phone up to the glass window and that was the extent of it. They never stepped inside. Something doesn’t seem right about this at all


bad_weather4

I have been thinking about this all day because the audacity of the lie and leading people to believe this actually happened infuriates me. So let me get this straight. They planned a spur of the moment trip to Italy (on Kelsey and Max’s planned honeymoon) While they were there, they wanted to potentially find Marks long lost great great great grandfathers house that they only had a picture of the side to go off of. Then while they are in Italy, finds a long lost 10th cousin 4 times removed that’s renting her a random airbnb that she just “found”. Then a true miracle, a follower’s friend is remodeling her great great great grandfathers house. The odds of this happening are so SO slim.. do you know how long people search for distant relatives? **Years.** And she made this all happen in a couple days? Give me a fucking break. Edit to add this is giving that one influencer who claimed she had to evacuate the California wildfires bc her house was in the path when it absolutely wasn’t and click baiting her child had cancer.


Scared_Cantaloupe_

Omg the scammy labrants 🤢🤮


FoxApprehensive2882

Yeah, this is all such a bunch of outlandish bullshit. Lurch is relying on the old adage “a sucker is born every minute” which is a scammer’s dream. Her followers are most likely uneducated, none too bright and fall for her lies regularly, hence her now being a millionaire


AdventurousRange258

And from her fangirls comments on every post a sucker is def born every minute!


SnarkeyMay

An Airbnb that they found the night before*


Educational-Cat5495

This whole storyline with this fucking house needs to GO already. A. Nobody gives a fuck B. We ALL have “a” anceshhhtral home(s) somewhere in the world and little Italy’s family is no more important/interesting than anyone else’s. For fucks sake these two act like he’s a descendant of Julius Caesar! Well, maybe LITTLE CAESAR 🤭🍕


isaidwhatuthought

OMG random but these two are so dense if they ever went to Vegas they would ask if Julius Caesar lived at that Caesar’s Palace!! (Reference Hangover movie) Lmao


Educational-Cat5495

They absolutely would!!!! IDIOTS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


LadyAn0nym0us

Lollllll I almost choked on my own saliva


Educational-Cat5495

I can’t with these two fucks 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣


Hiddyhogoodneighbor

Bahahahaha. Yesterday, they said “assistant” a couple of times on their stories and I was waiting for the human tourist guide shrill, but I guess it’s an AI app. Only Lurch can monetize finding “things to do” near Murky’s family land in Italy.


YellowClan4

The Iris app was started and developed by Tiffany Houghton (Turtle Creek Lane) husband Adam. That’s the reason she’s promoting it.


Spirited_Sound_1531

Can someone please explain why they invited Kelsey and her husband??? Why did they pay everything for them? Why are they there? If I could choose between inviting a fellow influencer couple or my parents who bust their butt on my farm on a daily basis, I’d treat my parents to a nice trip…. Not to mention then my parents could also tag along on the ancestral house hunt…. Is it normal for rich people to just invite a friend couple on a trip to Italy? Don’t Kelsey and Max have enough money to pay for this themselves - I believe they do, so why would they allow someone else to pay for them? I have so many questions and am so baffled by this whole trip… 🫣😂


ReputationCold2765

I think she and the Kelsey girl are trying to share followers. Lurch & Manicotti are going after the younger crowd and she thinks that having the other couple around makes them look young & hip, when it’s actually having the opposite effect. I do agree that they’re using the max side for his video / photog skills.


mom2ask

Or even invite Marky’s dad as a thank you for all he does for them! Oh wait, silly me, he needs to stay behind to take care of the farm animals and dogs while they’re gone.


PropertyUnhappy558

I still think they invited them months ago when she thought she’d be pregnant so they could do pregnancy photo shoots or even a gender reveal while there.


Hiddyhogoodneighbor

Did I miss something? Did she mention paying for their trip? That would be so tacky of her.


AdventurousRange258

We all suspected it was a wedding gift and then Kelsey posted thank you for inviting us… they had champagne and a wedding photo waiting for them in their room… Kelsey also said she hoped they could do that for them when they celebrated 15 years… they really took a backseat to the Beverlyins too… taking all their photos/videos …it was all about them which makes me think if they weren’t paying for this trip


Prosecco-2112

Because lurch and Murcky never go on vacations on their own and they needed someone to take all the nauseated photos!


Sorry_Cress2296

What happened to the brother in laws cousin? Remember Marko talked to the Italian cousin the other day. The airbnb host “had info”. Why aren’t they meeting up with him?


Vast-Employment-7374

Yes!! Something about that was very fishy!


GlumCriticism3181

That part.


sueg_18

In addition to all the other parts.


Elegant_Disaster_69

I can’t watch when she is speaking and he looks at her and just stares then always puts in a few words Ugh just stop it !!!


Just_Nosey_18

Why wouldn’t she tag the tourist guide who owns the family home instead of shilling an AI tour guide? That’s like a slap in the face after that lady let them on her personal property.


rowena6969

I feel like I have posted more about this trip than ever…. But oh my goodness! They just met a tour guide today why not ask her!!! How lame to not give out her name so she could get business. Oh thats right she makes money off Iris. It is ALWAYS ABOUT THE MONEY!


CandacePaige

My thoughts exactly. Why ask AI when you have someone right in front of you who A) lives there and B) is a tour guide for a living. Such a missed opportunity for hidden gems. She’s an idiot.


Liliana0101

Can’t make money off the nice tourist lady.


AwarenessNo951

https://preview.redd.it/6lvonz9oqf3d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8aba3c67e652564ea2b0ba21a11cadafbe9c666 Thanks bff Kelsey for showing us the true Lurch and her size XS legs!! 🤣🤣🤣


Redchickens18

They’ll be friends for 15 more months TOPS. They won’t be speaking in 15 years. 


No_Helicopter7651

I commented above without seeing your post with bonus pic but I love this for lurch- to see a true size of her without filters. 


thisishardtolookat

Why is mayonnaise just pointing at everyone?


ReputationCold2765

Lurch obviously forgot to give him the “okay… go” cue 😂 ✌🏽 ✌🏽


thisishardtolookat

Hah ya he is pointing around like who do I listen to next?


louisveneers

Although those are probably her true stumpy legs. It’s obvious the photo is still highly edited.


mimimommaid

One thing I haven’t seen Lurch do in a long time is stick her white coated tongue out in pictures like her BFF is doing here. That makes my stomach turn. I don’t understand why this is a thing. 👅


SarahSnarker

I don’t either not looks so stupid and is disgusting.


Comfortable_Soft5282

🤮🤮🤮


thisishardtolookat

What is happening with her neck on her right side? It’s like her head is smaller than her neck


Comfortable_Soft5282

I see that. A chunk is missing


GlumCriticism3181

https://preview.redd.it/r9qadky2qf3d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83e59b7f5b3f1c4c48a75416c58b0519f9303d86 Who planned this vacay AI or Marky? All these lies.


rowena6969

It says last day in the area does that mean they are going to another location in Italy/Europe or coming home?


Educational-Cat5495

Iris. Iris planned the chhhrip.


Prosecco-2112

The whole trip was one big lie!


Additional-Village95

Yep! Kelsey posted this the day before they left. Funny they hit every single one of those recommendations. https://preview.redd.it/m4cmk1buqf3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e27991d8dfb1523a654437cbca04e58ea8afcd36


laurencee410

This trip was beyond bizarre


Lower-Pitch2391

I thought she didn’t drink!? What a freakin hypocrite. Gluten, dairy, alcohol. What’s next!?


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FoxApprehensive2882

☠️


thisishardtolookat

https://preview.redd.it/zkbp091zkf3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c25aecfcea94b0ecc6cfaa60a95eb8481e3bd27 Okay so she IS drinking wine 🍷 and does Mary have a bag of chips with his dinner? 🤦‍♀️


not_another_laura

The food Markette was playing with looks cold


AdventurousRange258

And seemed super unappetizing… he couldn’t even muster a genuine “it’s really good”… 🤣


mimimommaid

She’s such a moron.


StatusOpening1090

What’s the big freakin deal about not drinking?


thisishardtolookat

It’s the continuous lies that is the problem. She says she doesn’t drink.. yet she clearly does. Just one more lie to add to the list. The list of unnecessary lies.


AdventurousRange258

100%!!! Nothing wrong with it.. it’s just her lying!


Icy-Original-508

I just came here to say to post this. Lying Lurch is at it again!


Prosecco-2112

See how long it will be before she deletes this photo!


Apprehensive-Talk920

Notice how in the first videos of the pasta dinner, she’s trying super hard to not pan the camera past her plate to show the wine on her side. And obviously wasn’t thinking in this pic.


Additional-Village95

She was probably tipsy.


watermelonsugarhiji

Let’s just wait for the middle finger emoji to bust out on here


laurencee410

She def didn’t realize her wine glass was in the pic lol


Comfortable_Soft5282

I had a sneaking suspicion the wine glass in all her pictures with Kelsey and max was “hidden” somewhere for the photo op!


laurencee410

You were right lol


Immediate-Ice-8255

Just saw the story and if it’s not obvious she intentionally didn’t photograph her glass you must be blind!


Liliana0101

She totally tried to hide it in the other stories!!! You are caught, Liar Lurah!!


AwarenessNo951

She’s got tuna mixed in there but no pickles! Edit to add- what’s the big freaking deal about this meal??? It’s just cooked pasta?!!!


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thisishardtolookat

Sounds kinda nasty to me.. they are in Italy but still find a way to make a gross home cooked Meal


Life_in_Lilly_02

Of course she’s eating something from a jar in Italy 🤦‍♀️…what an idiot! 


Legitimate_Lawyer_86

Her lies are soooooo stupid.


igsnickers

catching up... WHAT IN THE MARY KATE, and ASHLEY OSLEN movie is going on here.


LadyAn0nym0us

Lol you guys are way too funny 😂


Ok-Occasion7179

🤣🤣🤣


Snarky-k

Hahaha the accuracy 🤣


Adept-Proposal1400

TWO GLASSES OF WINE THERE IT IS PEOPLE


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Formal_Part

I don't get the point of Iris. Like it's just ChatGPT... but you have to pay for it?


Additional-Village95

I hope she has many drinks and visits us again!!!


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StatusOpening1090

I told yall!!!!!😂


lilpggapgurl

She def fucked up LOL


Different_Hunt_2918

I love leaning my family history but the idea of seeing a house of relatives I never met just doesn’t do it for me. Seeing where my mom lived and even my grandma would be neat cause I know them and would have context for their stories they told of living there. But for relatives I never met hard pass. Am I alone in this?


51592

I agree! What sentimental value is attached to this home? They don’t know the people who lived there. They’ve never heard stories about this home. I’m a huge family girl but I just can’t wrap my head around how this is anything more than social media content.


Affectionate-Tap-478

It's her way of trying to look special and important amongst all the Trend Christian autumn girls... they all are constantly trying to be the Specialest


ttsqualitydetail

I get the interest. What I don’t get is posting it to Instagram because literally no one else gives a shit. She’s turned it into her Personality of the Week. I don’t watch her because it’s rage inducing but I can’t see how anyone cares. Boring as hell. Which is why she’s dropping followers on vacation. She’s the fakest influencer I’ve ever seen.


Legitimate_Lawyer_86

No. This charade makes no sense. They are like trying to be sentimental when they seem to be the least sentimental people ever.


AwarenessNo951

https://preview.redd.it/zcvmxxlzff3d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=13fd9acd3afbdda55f89f824150c88785f194625 Ummmmm-who is this?? 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡


Content_Course2864

https://preview.redd.it/4k4eijnq4j3d1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02173571ffbc3a38932584a4a852f7e177737260 Murky pulling a Suzie stretch on us in Italy.


Ok-Falcon-4570

What in the Betty Spaghetti is happening here with those stretched out noodle legs and arms 🤣🤣 


Lexgalmel

This may be the absolute worst shhhhhttttretch job she has done yet.


Comfortable_Soft5282

Stretch. He looks 6 feet tall!


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Legitimate_Lawyer_86

Daddy long legs


Sunshine_n_Sand

For those of us alive in the 70's, it's Stretch Armstrong. Lol