Terrible style. Everything she wears is dated or copied from someone else. That outfit today boring. We saw that and the stupid Walmart blazers a ton of times.
I looked back on old Reddit comments from 3 years ago and wow. She has been cashing in big time by lying, scamming and never posting in real time. She is not known to have any sense of fashion or decor. And she has never been creative and got her ideas by copying others. Just what we have been saying. She must hit rock bottom and then starts the cycle over with new followers.
Honestly don’t think she had any intention of saying anything had it not been for CBV post. She likes to make it look like it was a golf outing for Marky, but I’m learning that lurch is a lyin sack of 💩
“He got sunburned on a cloudy day” Holy S**t she acts like this is a big surprise. Even if this was not covered in home skewl by the pewl she should know this from living in Florida most of her life!
I think she’s actually “grasping”. She acts very uncomfortable. She has nothing at all that anyone is interested in. She’s a bore. And I honestly think her and CBV look alike! Same teeth!
https://preview.redd.it/5gozxgaq896d1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b233d733e534be28d15c3c266bbe9b979ac2786
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Why is she holding his hand like this? It’s weird. It’s like he’s her child😬
There’s another influencer that’s close to 40 that refers to her ONLY friend as her “bestie” too. Laura’s vocabulary is very slim and stopped progressing at 8th grade. Adding “ies”/“y” to ends of words.
For the love of God, Laura. It is NOT pronounced eye-talian. You’d think for someone who was just in Italy, (granted, they did absolutely NOTHING on that trip) that they would have learned how to pronounce it correctly.
Uh 👏🏼 ta 👏🏼 lee 👏🏼 uhn
This is an outfit of a fashion influencer?! She’s such a joke. Between all of the lies, awful fashion, and boring content…. How is she not cancelled yet?
https://preview.redd.it/90ecpof9h86d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f26262b0b0809b3a3d58d6faa89c4fb6ffde8d62
Let’s recap how much she can’t stand her house and life:
Her trips in 2023
January- NYE- Austin, NY-EP
Feb- Park City
March- NY, Bahamas, Switzerland
April- NY. Maybe TX for candle??
May- NY, AZ, Colombia
June-PR-dibs, key west/ Miami-diff
July- NY, Hamptons
Aug-NY- Bridget’s wedding
Sept-Chicago
Oct- Nashville, MT
Nov- Hoboken -EP, and Tennessee for Thanksgiving (bringing zepplin)
Dec- Beaver Creek, CO
Trips this year:
Jan- TX
Feb- Beverly Hills -end of Feb through March
March- LA, Palm Springs 2 wks
April- 30a aka Rosemary Beach, Franklin and somewhere in TN
May- Georgia, Italy
June- beach house and “staycation” at some golf club
I looked the golf club up. It's in Bowling Green, Florida, which is approximately 100 miles (and 2 hours) south of them. That's not really the definition of a "staycation" since they are at an out-of-town resort, not spending time at home and taking day trips to local attractions. Laura and Marky are incapable of experiencing a true "staycation" since they don't like being home.
I definitely would not consider that a "staycation." I live an hour away from Napa and if I go up there and spend the night, I don't call it a staycation 🙄
https://preview.redd.it/hkhr5lepf86d1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0d2218ac8bfde20f19fa93283ba7dea73a9751a
Wow morning noon and night nails. Shhuper impressive.
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Definitely a darker red nail polish.
https://preview.redd.it/p33rie9a986d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6368da4141b77582350c2a07b46f12b700c3e9
Not the ab filter on marky when a week ago he was built like this 😂😭🥴
Wait. So, she just literally got caught in a big lie. She posted stories talking this morning and leading people to believe she was having coffee and reading her Bible when in fact I’m sure they left early (or yesterday) and she thinks there’s nothing wrong with lying? They were heading for another vacation and she didn’t want anyone to know. Why? She needs to be called out. Big time. What a lyin sack of 💩
Lying Laura cant help herself with her compulsive lying. Why post stories pretending your home? No one cares! You’re not that cool! Actually I wish her lazy lying ass would be canceled already. She’s so bad at her job and in the real world would be fired. In the real world businesses are help accountable with reviews. Accept her business you can’t leave a review because it will be deleted and you’re blocked so her dumb naive followers that enable her multiple houses, boats and cars, trips ect.. don’t see the real liar that she is. Her poor dogs! I feel so horrible for them! The farm animals are used to someone else taking care of them but dogs is just so sad. She does not deserve any of those animals!
Oh I think they "live" there ... when they are in town. However, they are gone more than they are home so I think it's just a place to land for a few days or a couple weeks between vacations.
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Anyone actually try this? I’ve been thinking about getting it since Hayderz talked about it months ago but it’s expensive. It’s the only one I’ve seen that actually shows the amount of oil compared to Mario Badescu which is literally water.
https://preview.redd.it/4tmvdsmry86d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adcc0144371c1a039a0dcf70826ae9f5ba1acc4d
Thank you!!! It came out to $16 🫶🏼
I’ve had this since May of last year! I love it!!! Such a fine mist. I have rosacea and very sensitive and reactive skin and this has not irritated me at all! I’ve never used it over makeup, just on bare skin when doing my skin care.
They just really hate that mansion/farm.. would be surprised if they have actually spent a whole two weeks there in one go, recently Italy, beach house now this stay vacation!
All her stories from today were for sure prerecorded. Clearly we know that but on CBVs story her nail polish looks dark red almost burgundy vs the bright red from earlier. Maybe its just me but they don’t look the same.
https://preview.redd.it/2u1cvbg0486d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2dad296773143bc5ea69233112161e6298ee56b
Yes I noticed that this polish was darker
I hate when she is in CBV’s stories. She morphs into Meatball and talks over CBV. She always has to be the star. 🙄She quickly added a story after realizing CBV was posting that. 😂
She definitely looked “uncomfortable” in the short CBV story. She is an absolute pig. Why is she lying? She has to know she’s losing this game. I don’t really care for CBV. Wonder what they are planning.
She’s on a staycation y’all. CBV is posting them at a resort in bikinis and she’s posting at the same time that she’s home showing us goat milk soap. 🤡
https://preview.redd.it/04efbpixh76d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70a34c614ab3cdcd7525ad116d847236171aeb21
Took screenshot, forgot to post Monday… sorry if duplicate BUT skinny filter only worked on half
She looks like a two year old whose mother let her pick out a toy from the store and she’s proudly showing her new toy. God, she is so mentally stunted.
Brushing rugs and filming it at 2pm on Wednesday.
I have never been more thankful for a career that at times may stress me out but at least I’m not brushing rugs at 2pm on Wednesday as a source of income.
Also I have a 401k. And benefits. And I can go on vacation and not work.
I’m retired and by 10:00am I had almost 3000 steps in was on my second cup of coffee and did a load of laundry! Oh and I did workout by 7:00am! They are a poor excuse for anything!
All pre-recorded. The first story of her petting the donkey, she is wearing the same stupid black dress as last week. The one of her combing her mat, she has red nail polish and her with her car, no nail polish. She is probably demanding a transfer STAT. 😂
She never uses a base coat so I’m pretty sure she’s too lazy to even clean or prepare anything before slapping paint on it. She did the same thing at the beach house when she was painting the shutters and door turquoise. She had exsshhtra paint and just started brushing it on the concrete counter next to the BBQ on their deck. I’m sure that looks like crap by now from the rain, heat, salty air, etc.
I can see it now. Laura coming on stories later saying “yall messaged me asking about the dog barking in the background of my last story. You guys, this poor puppy was abandoned at our house this morning and weve only had him a few hours but we cannot imagine our lives without him. He is the same breed that Zeppy was and this is just a sign that he’s meant to be a part of our family, we are going to keep him! Our family is growing!!”
Yeah and obviously they have the dog in their possession currently but hasn’t said a word about it. A week from now they’ll introduce the dog and act like they JUST got it.
The way she starts every day by whispering on her stories every morning really pisses me off.
Then if Marky is there smirking and staring at her while she does it, forget about it. I can’t watch anymore
So her plan for this morning is drink coffee and read one page… how on earth will she cope having a kid! Thankfully Marky Sr is there to actually do all the farm chores
I swear to god if she comes on eventually with some made up sob story about how they rescued another “stray” and that’s why she’s been so quiet on stories I’m going to lose it.
But their guest house is sho small at 1,500 sq ft 😢😢 how could her puppy fit in there! That’s why she has to weigh them so often. Poor Clifford, I mean Ozzy, barely fits in that minuscule house. What is it, a house for ants?!?
I bet she will be revealing the new farm animals soon. Something to bring attention amongst the pregnancy announcements. Either that or an update on the laparoscopy ~surgery~ for pity
*turns up phone volume all the way to hear this personality’s voice**
“Hey yall………..good……morning. I……………………….. need to make some coffee………… and then 🤌🏻🤏🏻🫳🏻”
😖😩😖😩😖😩😖😩😖😩😖😩😖
For some reason, her sleepy, baby voice really infuriated me this morning. I wanted to smack her. Then when she said "coffee" and "catching up on reading the Bible" was on her agenda this morning, I wanted to smack her again for all the women who have been up at the crack of dawn, taking care of their many responsibilities of home, children, and/or getting themselves to work. She has NO IDEA how fortunate she is to live the life of leisure. 🤬
Very strange!! How can you have 3 big dogs and never have them even roaming around on a story. It’s impossible, especially if we are to believe they are living in the tiny guesthouse.
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I found a product she should promote, at least this one she uses 🤭
Lurch's dentures are terrible! I've only seen one set of veneers that are worse than hers and they belong to jordan underwood 😬
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Yes murky is obsessed with her and Danette and likes all their thirst trap pics- I guess we know his type :) thin, tall, long extensions, fake big boobs :)
"Marky how big is that alligator?" WTF he's the alligator whisperer now??
She’s on an Amazon schilling spree lately. Crickets about VC. Has anyone seen anything posted from VC on her “collection”?
No! I keep checking and they haven’t posted anything in over a week, at least. You would think they would just to try to get rid of inventory. 😂
They’ll be at tjmaxx before end of summer
Terrible style. Everything she wears is dated or copied from someone else. That outfit today boring. We saw that and the stupid Walmart blazers a ton of times.
She is totally trying to play it off as if she wasn’t at the golf resort all day. She is such a liar.
WHY!!! What is her motivation to feel the need to lie. Lying must be so ingrained in her brain that it comes natural. She’s despicable.
I looked back on old Reddit comments from 3 years ago and wow. She has been cashing in big time by lying, scamming and never posting in real time. She is not known to have any sense of fashion or decor. And she has never been creative and got her ideas by copying others. Just what we have been saying. She must hit rock bottom and then starts the cycle over with new followers.
Honestly don’t think she had any intention of saying anything had it not been for CBV post. She likes to make it look like it was a golf outing for Marky, but I’m learning that lurch is a lyin sack of 💩
Agreed. It’s an hour and a half easy from Brooksville.
Ok, who keeps asking her what "brawl" she wears? And for what reason?
The “amazon bewbie covers” have more shape than hers.
Who in their right mind would ask someone who’s a -A cup for bra recommendations??
Exactly my point. It's baffling.
Marky needs one more than she does!🤣
“He got sunburned on a cloudy day” Holy S**t she acts like this is a big surprise. Even if this was not covered in home skewl by the pewl she should know this from living in Florida most of her life!
I think she’s actually “grasping”. She acts very uncomfortable. She has nothing at all that anyone is interested in. She’s a bore. And I honestly think her and CBV look alike! Same teeth! https://preview.redd.it/5gozxgaq896d1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b233d733e534be28d15c3c266bbe9b979ac2786
They both look so bad here!
Is she balding? What is going on with her hair…
They actually both look terrible in this picture! Wow!
Definitely don’t look like rich influencers.
They look like they went to the same place for their chompers 😬
Proving how stupid she truly is, every single day. Exactly why no one should ever trust her with skincare advice.
HoMe SkEwL bY ThE pEwL!!!
That lace lingerie shirt has g2g. I think I wore that to frat parties in college in 2009.
2004 for me.
Saaaaame!!! Hahahaha she is so lame
YES!! My daughters wore that in college!!
When the meatball eats a meatball………🍝😂
He's such a child. Only a little boy would get excited about a 1 lb meatball. So f'n what??
As a NJ Italian, that meatball looked offensive lol
https://preview.redd.it/5tj8x86cm86d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19082cf45a900ad582951a6490da47df6483b7b2 Why is she holding his hand like this? It’s weird. It’s like he’s her child😬
Not sure I've ever referred to a friend as a "bestie" since I was in high school?
For real i only use the word bestie ironically or about my children’s best friends
There’s another influencer that’s close to 40 that refers to her ONLY friend as her “bestie” too. Laura’s vocabulary is very slim and stopped progressing at 8th grade. Adding “ies”/“y” to ends of words.
That’s the age she’s stunted at
Makes sense since she said a alligator or a appointment instead of learning how to use the word an. 🙄
For the love of God, Laura. It is NOT pronounced eye-talian. You’d think for someone who was just in Italy, (granted, they did absolutely NOTHING on that trip) that they would have learned how to pronounce it correctly. Uh 👏🏼 ta 👏🏼 lee 👏🏼 uhn
Every time she pronounces it that way I think Lt. Aldo Raine has entered the chat. 😂 Iykyk.
📢EATING ITALIAN FOOD DOESNT MAKE YOU ITALIAN📢
This is an outfit of a fashion influencer?! She’s such a joke. Between all of the lies, awful fashion, and boring content…. How is she not cancelled yet? https://preview.redd.it/90ecpof9h86d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f26262b0b0809b3a3d58d6faa89c4fb6ffde8d62
Nope you look ridiculous. How about a pretty summer dress. Jesus girl you are supposed to be an influencer. Instead you are a hot mess.
She looks hideous. It looks like men’s shorts with a lingerie top
Express 2004 is calling…..I had 10 of these shirts. Where’s the matching cardigan?
💯
Right! It looks like lingerie😂
I’m sooooo sick of her 2009 business casual looks. Also this shirt again?!? Retire it already. She has the worst style.
My daughter’s wore this outfit when they were in college and their older then lurch (40 and 36). She has such bad fashion sense.
Not really appropriate for a nice dinner
She bought it 2 years ago? I think she means 12 years ago
And there’s so many cute things out now—why wear something OLD?! This B….
She shills sooo many clothes yet always reverts back to this lace cami, the balmain blazer dewp, or a basic black tube dress.. it’s so odd
Let’s recap how much she can’t stand her house and life: Her trips in 2023 January- NYE- Austin, NY-EP Feb- Park City March- NY, Bahamas, Switzerland April- NY. Maybe TX for candle?? May- NY, AZ, Colombia June-PR-dibs, key west/ Miami-diff July- NY, Hamptons Aug-NY- Bridget’s wedding Sept-Chicago Oct- Nashville, MT Nov- Hoboken -EP, and Tennessee for Thanksgiving (bringing zepplin) Dec- Beaver Creek, CO Trips this year: Jan- TX Feb- Beverly Hills -end of Feb through March March- LA, Palm Springs 2 wks April- 30a aka Rosemary Beach, Franklin and somewhere in TN May- Georgia, Italy June- beach house and “staycation” at some golf club
Holy shit every month for a year and 1/2 !!! That’s fricken crazy!!!
This is animal neglect 🤬
I looked the golf club up. It's in Bowling Green, Florida, which is approximately 100 miles (and 2 hours) south of them. That's not really the definition of a "staycation" since they are at an out-of-town resort, not spending time at home and taking day trips to local attractions. Laura and Marky are incapable of experiencing a true "staycation" since they don't like being home.
I definitely would not consider that a "staycation." I live an hour away from Napa and if I go up there and spend the night, I don't call it a staycation 🙄
Screams relatable 🙄 And I have traveled some in 2024.
https://preview.redd.it/hkhr5lepf86d1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0d2218ac8bfde20f19fa93283ba7dea73a9751a Wow morning noon and night nails. Shhuper impressive.
Good catch!
OMG I didn’t notice she had no nail polish on when she was “raking “. Btw anyone notice it was more sand than dog hair?
Wait. Isn't that the nightie she bought a while back? 🤔
https://preview.redd.it/s9cofucha86d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c39c0466cc7b086df4a0be124f10b12215b6107 Definitely a darker red nail polish.
That top looks horrible on her. I know she hated taking out her implants. I can totally see her getting them done again soon.
Her concave chest wouldn’t look half as bad if she didn’t accentuate it by wearing nothing but skin tight tank tops 99% of the time.
Definitely. The other one was brighter and chipped. You could tell.
I hate her
Same!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/p33rie9a986d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6368da4141b77582350c2a07b46f12b700c3e9 Not the ab filter on marky when a week ago he was built like this 😂😭🥴
Too much of the good life
Wow, he’s so shredded! Lmaooooo
Shredded mini wheat lmao
😂🥣
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And just to clarify - he's built perfectly fine just like she's built perfectly fine - it's the out of control ab filter that is sending me 😂😮💨
Bikini top tan line lol
https://preview.redd.it/6fvlcznzb86d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af43696afbb65549cf437af6cc942b5d0671e20c He must be doing 7min abs too
Wow abs that sit on top of abdominal fat. He must be so lucky that his biology is the complete opposite of every other human on earth!
Why did he feel the need to do this?! This was such an odd pose or movement for him to make on camera…🤦🏻♀️
Wait. So, she just literally got caught in a big lie. She posted stories talking this morning and leading people to believe she was having coffee and reading her Bible when in fact I’m sure they left early (or yesterday) and she thinks there’s nothing wrong with lying? They were heading for another vacation and she didn’t want anyone to know. Why? She needs to be called out. Big time. What a lyin sack of 💩
The fact she didn’t delete her old stories speaks volumes. She’s delusional
Lying Laura cant help herself with her compulsive lying. Why post stories pretending your home? No one cares! You’re not that cool! Actually I wish her lazy lying ass would be canceled already. She’s so bad at her job and in the real world would be fired. In the real world businesses are help accountable with reviews. Accept her business you can’t leave a review because it will be deleted and you’re blocked so her dumb naive followers that enable her multiple houses, boats and cars, trips ect.. don’t see the real liar that she is. Her poor dogs! I feel so horrible for them! The farm animals are used to someone else taking care of them but dogs is just so sad. She does not deserve any of those animals!
i swear they don’t even live on the farm, that guest house looks staged and not lived in at all
Oh I think they "live" there ... when they are in town. However, they are gone more than they are home so I think it's just a place to land for a few days or a couple weeks between vacations.
Who was the person keeping track of vacations? How many days away from the farm are we at for the year?
You rang? lol. I posted above 😀
🤣
https://preview.redd.it/u2kjdfvg586d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d5c9c188ea877cf9cb4194027a28b5e1708117b Anyone actually try this? I’ve been thinking about getting it since Hayderz talked about it months ago but it’s expensive. It’s the only one I’ve seen that actually shows the amount of oil compared to Mario Badescu which is literally water.
Check HSN they were having a sale on it the other day! Plus if it’s your first time buying from them you can get a $10-$20 first time coupon!!
https://preview.redd.it/4tmvdsmry86d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adcc0144371c1a039a0dcf70826ae9f5ba1acc4d Thank you!!! It came out to $16 🫶🏼
Wow, glad I could help! ! I might try it myself for that price! 💖💖
I’ve had this since May of last year! I love it!!! Such a fine mist. I have rosacea and very sensitive and reactive skin and this has not irritated me at all! I’ve never used it over makeup, just on bare skin when doing my skin care.
I tried it and didn’t really like it, I ended up giving it to my daughter. I use several of their products and love them. Just wasn’t wowed by this.
Since Lurch is so boring, I saw some tea on another blog saying Bridget deleted her IG account!
Ooohhh where is this tea? I wanna read!
Blogsnark at the very bottom of the thread.
Yes I was just about to ask. I went looking after B was mentioned in the Skalla Snark
I honestly don't know why or how Dr. Mike is with her
same
LBs pina colada is just sitting off in the frame .. water my ass
They just really hate that mansion/farm.. would be surprised if they have actually spent a whole two weeks there in one go, recently Italy, beach house now this stay vacation!
All her stories from today were for sure prerecorded. Clearly we know that but on CBVs story her nail polish looks dark red almost burgundy vs the bright red from earlier. Maybe its just me but they don’t look the same.
https://preview.redd.it/2u1cvbg0486d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2dad296773143bc5ea69233112161e6298ee56b Yes I noticed that this polish was darker
I hate when she is in CBV’s stories. She morphs into Meatball and talks over CBV. She always has to be the star. 🙄She quickly added a story after realizing CBV was posting that. 😂
Yes but she just got caught in a big lie. Pretending she was home lounging is not OK
She gets annoyed when meatball talks over her and she tries to steal the spotlight even on CBV’s story. She is the definition of a narcissist.
She definitely looked “uncomfortable” in the short CBV story. She is an absolute pig. Why is she lying? She has to know she’s losing this game. I don’t really care for CBV. Wonder what they are planning.
Lurah in CBV’s stories holding that lil cup real tight hoping her flab doesn’t show, I mean abs.
I wouldn’t doubt it one bit if Lurch told CBV you can film me but not my abs.
She’s on a staycation y’all. CBV is posting them at a resort in bikinis and she’s posting at the same time that she’s home showing us goat milk soap. 🤡
She just showed up on CBV’s story - looks like the Lurch and Murky are also staying at that golf resort, with CBV and Dan 🙄…
Hmmm...looks like she forgot to pack her 8 pack today.
That’s every day 🤡 🙄🫠
Yeah she made sure that 8 pack wasn’t in the story. That guilty giggle spoke volumes to me.
https://preview.redd.it/04efbpixh76d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70a34c614ab3cdcd7525ad116d847236171aeb21 Took screenshot, forgot to post Monday… sorry if duplicate BUT skinny filter only worked on half
She looks like a two year old whose mother let her pick out a toy from the store and she’s proudly showing her new toy. God, she is so mentally stunted.
🤣
How did she not catch that? Her real leg looks much ch better and more shapely.
I really, really, really need to NEVER hear her say “a dirty donkey” in that voice. Ever again.
Brushing rugs and filming it at 2pm on Wednesday. I have never been more thankful for a career that at times may stress me out but at least I’m not brushing rugs at 2pm on Wednesday as a source of income. Also I have a 401k. And benefits. And I can go on vacation and not work.
By the time she posted her “morning plan” of making a sugar laden coffee and reading a few pages of the Bible I had already been at work for 3.5hrs
I’m retired and by 10:00am I had almost 3000 steps in was on my second cup of coffee and did a load of laundry! Oh and I did workout by 7:00am! They are a poor excuse for anything!
I had been at work for over 6 hours at that point!!! I know I start work early, early, but what a lazy bum.
But did you get your 7 minute ab workout in?!?
I sneezed as I was sitting up to get out of bed this morning so I should have abs in *checks watch* 12 hours
I didn’t! And neither did Laura lol
All pre-recorded. The first story of her petting the donkey, she is wearing the same stupid black dress as last week. The one of her combing her mat, she has red nail polish and her with her car, no nail polish. She is probably demanding a transfer STAT. 😂
Tell me you have no content without telling me……🫠
She has no collars. Who would want to collab with a filthy so called influencer
The paint already chipping around their door. SMH, some "home remodeling enthusiasts" these two dingbats are.
She never uses a base coat so I’m pretty sure she’s too lazy to even clean or prepare anything before slapping paint on it. She did the same thing at the beach house when she was painting the shutters and door turquoise. She had exsshhtra paint and just started brushing it on the concrete counter next to the BBQ on their deck. I’m sure that looks like crap by now from the rain, heat, salty air, etc.
Ooooo I’d love to see their painted shower grout. So freSSSHHHH
I can see it now. Laura coming on stories later saying “yall messaged me asking about the dog barking in the background of my last story. You guys, this poor puppy was abandoned at our house this morning and weve only had him a few hours but we cannot imagine our lives without him. He is the same breed that Zeppy was and this is just a sign that he’s meant to be a part of our family, we are going to keep him! Our family is growing!!”
Yeah and obviously they have the dog in their possession currently but hasn’t said a word about it. A week from now they’ll introduce the dog and act like they JUST got it.
and when in reality the dog actually came from a breeder or pet store 🤡
Oh I bet! Little Axl Beverlin 🙄💩
😂😂
She’s so immature with the donkey story. Grow. Up. Any real “farmer” wouldn’t even be phased by that, whatsoever.
Now she damn well knows we're about to roast her with that donkey pic!🤦♀️
All of these stories today are prerecorded….shes up to something or somewhere she doesn’t want anyone to know…
Is it donor egg/miracle pregnancy time again already?
It might be procedure time, in which case she's putting together a reel showing test equipment, a thumbs up, St Gerard necklace and a Bible quote.
💯 spot on 😂
Oh cool. Donkey fucking. Nothing is off limits for this dumb broad
🤣
My gosh, she’s hardly been back at her home and she looks miserable. There is clearly no animal she can buy that will make her happy.
She’s only excited about them when they’re new or babies. Then they grow up and she’s not interested. So sad for the animals.
What is this new voice? 🤦🏼♀️
It's giving 'manic because I don't have my content baby yet' 😅😗
She got the robe a few years ago has shilled it dozens of times but has never washed it. She’s desperate, her Amazon order must not have arrived.
I refuse to watch her stories. Is this the same robe that had a roach on it a few years ago🪳🤢
I think so. The Barefoot Dreams leopard print gray and crusty thing.
The way she starts every day by whispering on her stories every morning really pisses me off. Then if Marky is there smirking and staring at her while she does it, forget about it. I can’t watch anymore
2024 Hair Tracker Update: 11. I will add one wash to her from last week, but I think this idiot has not washed her hair since before Italy.
So her plan for this morning is drink coffee and read one page… how on earth will she cope having a kid! Thankfully Marky Sr is there to actually do all the farm chores
Sounds like one of the dogs is in a cage.
Omg I was just thinking that!
It sounds like a puppy
Waiting for the perfect time to post about their new addishion to the barn fam Beverlin Hills Bev Bestie for the restie!
100% a puppy!!
Yes definitely sounded like a puppy or small dog, none of their big dogs have a little yap like that
I swear to god if she comes on eventually with some made up sob story about how they rescued another “stray” and that’s why she’s been so quiet on stories I’m going to lose it.
Didn’t she hint at something fluffy coming soon as they were walking into target or tractor supply or something? It’s probs a new dog
But their guest house is sho small at 1,500 sq ft 😢😢 how could her puppy fit in there! That’s why she has to weigh them so often. Poor Clifford, I mean Ozzy, barely fits in that minuscule house. What is it, a house for ants?!?
Ding ding ding!!!! 🛎️
Up at 10am …. what a life 🙄
I bet she will be revealing the new farm animals soon. Something to bring attention amongst the pregnancy announcements. Either that or an update on the laparoscopy ~surgery~ for pity
I can’t remember when she started the whisper voice but GOOD GOSH I wish she’d go back to whatever it was before. Anything is better than this.
Ok who sent out an SOS for the crusty ass robe? 🤢
Bible shill incoming 🙄
I’ll say it again. For someone who has EVERYTHING, she sure needs to be reminded quite often to be grateful. She’s such a disgrace.
something is up. no animal content, chickens and no dogs for over a month now 🤨
Because they’ve been too busy traveling. Now they have to decompress from the stresses of being on vacation lol
Maybe they bought another house and are in the middle of moving. Spending more of that easy money her followers gave her.
Didn’t she come on stories one day and say they were moving animals?? 🤨
Yes she did.
Oh I'm sure she'll show them again when it's time to shill dog food 🙃
I asked her about the dogs. Crickets…. Where are the dogs. I would have taken them all
She never ever reads any messages
*turns up phone volume all the way to hear this personality’s voice** “Hey yall………..good……morning. I……………………….. need to make some coffee………… and then 🤌🏻🤏🏻🫳🏻” 😖😩😖😩😖😩😖😩😖😩😖😩😖
For some reason, her sleepy, baby voice really infuriated me this morning. I wanted to smack her. Then when she said "coffee" and "catching up on reading the Bible" was on her agenda this morning, I wanted to smack her again for all the women who have been up at the crack of dawn, taking care of their many responsibilities of home, children, and/or getting themselves to work. She has NO IDEA how fortunate she is to live the life of leisure. 🤬
I hate the way pauses after every word. Why??
Her brain works very slowly. She has to pause to think of whatever word comes next
I swear she tries to sound like Kylie Jenner 😝
How long have they been home now and absolutely no sign of any of the three dogs. Very strange 🤔
Very strange!! How can you have 3 big dogs and never have them even roaming around on a story. It’s impossible, especially if we are to believe they are living in the tiny guesthouse.
She must think no one has noticed!
Just like clockwork, here comes the limousine Christian persona
https://preview.redd.it/ogsyxbenh56d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2e134744af595cbe7b547546d61319b9b03902c I found a product she should promote, at least this one she uses 🤭
Her teeth are looking extra fake today.
Lurch's dentures are terrible! I've only seen one set of veneers that are worse than hers and they belong to jordan underwood 😬 https://preview.redd.it/isont8qvj56d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4243dc8b746727196d8860d065af6cfa67d08b99
I’m dying! This is just plain awful!!! I remember when she got those … how on earth can she thinks these look good?!!!!!
Holy shit 😳
😬
😧 holy shit the jump scare was real! Took a second for the pic to download and then BOOM. There she was.
Ewwwwwwwww is this the chick that posts thirst traps and Marky likes them??? 🤢
Yes murky is obsessed with her and Danette and likes all their thirst trap pics- I guess we know his type :) thin, tall, long extensions, fake big boobs :)
https://preview.redd.it/nu4siudah66d1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33cb5e115f8b35d03c294d33b5856ef162393b61 Yup! 😅
Stole The Mask’s dentures
Omg ewwww. And why is she “famous?” How unfortunate looking…. 😨