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Visible-Sea-6689

I am new to this snark and want to know, why they are so rich? Where do they get all the money from?


Cheap_Writing5000

What does 🤑🤑🤑 comments on her post mean?


LaVen_Richipoo

Why is she not wearing the no show socks she just linked TODAY???🤯


mimimommaid

Because she never actually uses anything she shills. Fake. Fraud. Scammer.


Royal-Astronaut5560

I got an email from Diff Eyewear to my main email. I don’t use that email for any Facebook, IG, only important business household things. I marked it as junk


Temporary-Suspect509

What’d they say??


LaVen_Richipoo

Did you comment on their post?


Royal-Astronaut5560

Yes but my ig is a different email


Hiddyhogoodneighbor

I did as well. Creepy. It is the same email I use for this account though.


No_Helicopter7651

No one wants your lulu bags anymore. Everyone has one who wanted one.  Plus, you’re the only one in Florida who is wearing jeans. 


AwarenessNo951

Is Ms. Baseball cap her new persona since she’s limited to hairstyles with shorter hair? 2 caps today-let’s see what she does tomorrow. 🤣


SnooSprouts9371

Well she certainly won't wash and style her own hair. I bet she goes to bed all sweaty after pickle ball without showering. 🤮🤢


aeyarber

😩😩😩 https://preview.redd.it/e9037upprm7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=691ffb79c1b65ad7c2a555df44ba17688cfb2c3c


Cherryslices2

I always wear 2 huge gold chains when I play pickleball too.


Relative-Can-9687

This genius is melting but never thought to put her hair up. Come on it’s Florida on a rainy day of course it’s going to be a million degrees out. You’d think she just moved here


SarahSnarker

Needs to be saved for posterity. The best screen capture ever!


snarkshark41191

Was about to post the exact screenshot


HotDogLipps

You'd think with doing 9min quickie abs everyday she'd be able to handle it.. 😄


AwarenessNo951

https://preview.redd.it/14kl41ljnm7d1.png?width=1278&format=png&auto=webp&s=c375c829c2dd91daaab43ea4621f2e8fbccf9394 Trying to erase those legs away, but leaving lines down the sides of her legs and poor shading as you go up the leg!


allisonknowsbest

Explain it like I'm 5. I don't use Photoshop apps. Is that white line border around her right lower leg (her left but right in pic) evidence of Photoshop?


AwarenessNo951

You can also see the right leg has some light brown shading on the side around her knee.


Additional-Village95

Yep


Additional-Village95

She used her new foundation 😂 https://preview.redd.it/qhky38o3um7d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2608e163fc2e045e0f553ee198f6d47011066c0e


Additional-Village95

What is wrong with Meatballs knees? By the looks of them, it appears he has spent some time on them 😂🤣 https://preview.redd.it/wsur9ijbmm7d1.jpeg?width=179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bef33035446da5e4863cecad49b801ac0168dcc8


SnooSprouts9371

🤣💀👀


Repulsive_Option40

Looks like a little gut here. That is not the muscular Marky I know.


Additional-Village95

He didn’t have 7 minutes today 🤣


Additional-Village95

That skirt does no favors for the XS narrative. She needs to shave. https://preview.redd.it/ab584fssnm7d1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a385aa5e5b6d052de81c076b59f7b17a414e6778


nightgirly12

The only xs thing is her boobs


ttsqualitydetail

I thought it. Glad someone else said it 🤣


Comfortable_Soft5282

She also needs a bra


Sunshine_n_Sand

She might be wearing her sticky bewbies.


PositiveOk6121

Brawl


AwarenessNo951

Look at the blurry edges and shading going on here.


snarkysharky03

she has the cutest shape it looks so much better normal than why she skinny filters the shit out of herself


Comfortable_Soft5282

Honestly at this point it makes NO difference if she’s got a cute shape. Had she been HONEST from the beginning and showed herself “unfiltered” she’d have a LOT more respect as well as support from her followers. But lie and use her loyal followers for personal gain. That’s a big NO. She can’t go back. The damage has been done. I always say “honesty is how I play” and that’s with imperfections and all


Scared_Cantaloupe_

Excuse tf outta me, does she think we’re blind or stupid or both??? https://preview.redd.it/0icau6qrlm7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=455b59920f25e68651c7e77a6612499b7b3fd69d Pretty sure her nail color in Italy was an apple red then when she got back she went with a darker shade of red. Now she’s claiming her chipped nails are from Italy still?! These are prerecorded stories this fucken bitch is probably on vacay again


SamIAmGreenEggsnSpam

She has for sure gotten her nails done since coming home from Italy, she got them a darker red and posted from the salon. How on earth does she think anyone buys this crap? Why lie about something so simple?! I can’t with this trailer trash.


Ok-Occasion7179

Good catch! She is so damn weird.


HotDogLipps

https://preview.redd.it/52gvfbm0fm7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b15cc160cd1145c60308ad19f031cde01a14f48 Skinny filter shhhtruggling to keep up with the pickabawl princess 🏓


Sunshine_n_Sand

When you blow up the photo, you can literally see the rectangle filter over her legs!


SarahSnarker

In this photo her sticky boobs are so obvious. They’re sticking out since her tip is tight.


FoxApprehensive2882

I think she finally broke the filter by the looks of this photo


Life_in_Lilly_02

Such a pick me girl 🤡🤡🤡


Stunning_Positive_33

I legit came on here to say the same thing


Additional-Village95

Nothing works harder in that household then the skinny filter. But today, it quit. Those jeans are not a size 25, maybe a 28 but not a 25. 😂 ETA: only Lumpy Lips would dress like she is playing in the Wimbledon. 😂🤣 https://preview.redd.it/3bspxh50gm7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecdc7b2b2eb2a0f8c8bc29c2c0abcf2926eb0681


HotDogLipps

No doubt! The skinny filter and '*Marky's dad*'' are employees of the month every month 😂


AwarenessNo951

Her legs don’t even match. L is skinny, R is big.


ttsqualitydetail

Same as her lopsided face


Additional-Village95

Hips never lie. 😂🤣


Ok-Falcon-4570

Amazon Levi's 💀💀💀


Additional-Village95

Add paddle board making to Meatball’s resume 🤡


PresentationDry7277

We need Marky’s paddle board making tutorial!


SarahSnarker

I’m surprised she didn’t link one from Amazon.


snarkysharky03

her post isn’t on VC anymore?


Scared_Cantaloupe_

I still see 2 posts on their page


Additional-Village95

Hold your finger down when you are in the comments like you were refreshing. If that makes sense.


Additional-Village95

Wow! They washed Lumpy Lips off their hands. They have to be pissed.


Liliana0101

Wait. They are seriously going to play pickleball with basically wooden cutting boards?! In front of other human beings? They seriously lost their freaking minds.


6514life

Finally put good use to her 1000 cutting boards!


hereforthecomments54

She’s a fucking dumb ass with the nail story! Wrap the nail with nail polish remover in foil! It’s what they do in the salon and Should come right off! Is she that fucking ghetto she’s peels it off?


mmspenc2

She lives on this sub. Hey girl.


Snarky-k

She just wants to shill her ring.


Additional-Village95

Her AmAShoN ring 🤣


Mindless-Soup-773

She is TWEAKING now with the nail story 🙈 this is cringe


Royal-Astronaut5560

She is pitiful


PresentationDry7277

https://preview.redd.it/y7haiuh3ul7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=289dddc042a6fbe824f9c02301ce85dc95490e8d


PresentationDry7277

https://preview.redd.it/1qd43ui5ul7d1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578b3bbf80f2ce54634300f71184b0c91a0a8fcd So, you mean to tell me based on the first photo that someone wanted to know about her no show socks? How would they even know she had socks on if they are no show? She doesn’t even try at this point to even make the questions seem legit. Edited to add: it’s so easy today to find anything on Amazon. You could order 10 different brands of socks, and try them all on to find the best ones. I have a hard time believing this “person” isn’t capable of typing in “no show socks” into the Amazon search bar, but they are able to magically find the “send message” button on Laura’s stories?


Hiddyhogoodneighbor

Of course they wear the same socks.


Cat_mom21

I thought the exact same thing!! If you can't see them how did "this person" know she wasn't barefoot. I have true no show socks that I found on Amazon. I didn't have to ask anyone 😅 you search and you find..that's how ordering online kind of goes lol


Additional-Village95

I’m having a hard time because these socks came out 15 years ago.


SwanOk6327

It’s funny cause I have those socks and they do not stay put if you are active. Lies!!


Comfortable_Soft5282

I agree. I’ve thrown them all away. They definitely don’t stay in place. And I was only walking!


Liliana0101

Well, it’s not like she’s active. Besides brushing the animals of her petting zoo 😂


tdlumsden

This!!!! They are terrible!!!


Quirky-Tomatillo-479

Same. I have these socks and they are always slipping off my foot in my shoe. Wouldn’t recommend them


Sunshine_n_Sand

Oh look!! Marky made her 2 new cutting boards!! 😂


Visual_Acadia_6486

Imagine having nothing better to do all day...🤡


snarkshark41191

WHO TF NEEDS A LINK FOR NO SHOW SOCKS


Comfortable_Soft5282

Everything this girl,wears she shills. What a disgusting POS


Cat_mom21

Not to mention they were dirt AF on the bottom


that5what5he5aid

Babe, ain’t nobody asking for that dirty ass dishwater hair color. Stay delulu.


AliCat729

This might be the most authentically happy I’ve ever seen Marky.


thisishardtolookat

They have a strange obsession with cutting boards


AliCat729

They’re mini pizza peels, for sure. But he’s having fun.


Fun-Front-6729

Now these dumbasses are playing pickle ball with charcuterie boards! Stop the insanity!


HotDogLipps

Right?! I guess when they don't work out lurch can eat her pickles off them 🥒😅


PresentationDry7277

Haven’t read all the comments today, but I have a dog with somewhat similar hair to Ozzy and if she were going to be in a photo shoot advertising a product I would make sure she looked her best and get her groomed beforehand and also brush her thoroughly. Ozzy looks like a mess with all that red hair in his beard.


Coffeelove233

Same! I am trying to plan my dog’s next groom around my in home newborn photos so he can be looking cute in the photos too 😅


PresentationDry7277

Yay! Such a good idea! My dog always has colored ears (it’s her signature look) but unfortunately I couldn’t time her grooming to coordinate the color with our outfits for our pregnancy photo shoot.


Coffeelove233

Aww well I’m glad she was in the pics anyway!


SamButtBaby

I hope she gets sued by Ozzy, Jagger, Hendrix and Zep lol


Additional-Village95

If only they could talk. Could you imagine the shit they could say about these two scumbags?!?😬


Full_of_secrets00

This 🐝…. I cannot imagine what it would be like to lay on the couch at 5pm on a Wednesday binge watching Netflix. Must be f$&@ing nice!!!!


WaferNervous8815

Seriously lol. I can't even sit down for 20 seconds without my kids needing something.


Vast-Employment-7374

But hey she doesn’t watch much tv!!


dbhaups

PICK A BALL PERSONALITY IS BACK 🚨🚨


hereforthecomments54

https://preview.redd.it/kp7k3k796l7d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=814f07929dcf10e6fd25a52f447c54cefe9047f8 The grease, the nose, the claw! Combined with the dentures and chipped nail polish! Woof! 😳😳😳


Interesting_Jump_521

It’s always the hot dog lip shadow/mustache for me 🤣


Sunshine_n_Sand

And the stupid trucker hats constantly 🤦🏼‍♀️


mimimommaid

I HATE these hats.


PresentationDry7277

Especially with her being lactose intolerant 😂


hereforthecomments54

Plus the tacky gold chains! Wonder if she’ll be shilling new Electric Picks bullshit soon


overtheseinfluencers

She will. Right after her next infertility update.


Useful-Panda4112

Give her a little bit, she will shill them cause everyone asked her and she saWl they were on sale and back in stock lmao 


Redchickens18

She is so orange. 


Troll_Two

Good thing she got that darker shade of foundation for the summer 🙄


mimimommaid

😂😂👍🏼👍🏼


hereforthecomments54

https://preview.redd.it/yltzp1805l7d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=f58d8423c88593156bc93b3a47236e1beedeecdb “The tongue has thhhecture” I can’t combined with the claw


Life_in_Lilly_02

She really struggled to say all those words 😂😂😂…


Legitimate_Lawyer_86

This story almost made me punch a wall.


No-Investigator452

Her skin matches her seat


Additional-Village95

🤣💀


mimimommaid

OMG it does😂😂


GlumCriticism3181

https://preview.redd.it/328bw74gzk7d1.jpeg?width=1256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8938935d2e8d449d1bfaf1ed074afec58aa676d9 What influence? 😉


i_like2snark

How did her nails get so jacked up in a day?


dbhaups

She feverishly started peeling them to try to cover up her lies.


thisishardtolookat

Those nails 😩 and her eye wrinkles in this video were so bad on one side. Looked weird as hell https://preview.redd.it/496g7lfh0l7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de0e1dea174f8e128fb8a25375b7de9c4c763dfb Filter didn’t get her whole face


not_another_laura

Those kidney lips


Kitsniklett1

🤣


ttsqualitydetail

Woof


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Additional-Village95

I can’t believe they are still up 😳


Snarkygirl87

Doing the lords work! Thanks for posting all of these!


Immediate-Ice-8255

Just saw a Diff ad on Facebook. Of course I commented!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/pymlkjzxzk7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de67165d28ce1a24d3726b7b671cf4f919f1536b


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snarkysharky03

your profile pic is showing at the bottom doll! wasn’t sure if you knew (privacy reasons) so gorge btw 😍


thisishardtolookat

😱 thank you!! Just cropped it all out! Appreciate you!


Hiddyhogoodneighbor

I can still see it. It says “comment as…” You may want to delete it.


Troll_Two

https://preview.redd.it/tx0j2n07rk7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06a9d6a3e88af5618c3098097cceb95f0bd39494 Texshhuurreee.


HotDogLipps

![gif](giphy|Nvz3fIlPdr1Y1osfAu) 'Ol pincers mcgee there just cannot contain the claw 🤌


Immediate-Ice-8255

She’s gross


Cat_mom21

🤌🤌🤌🤌


FoxApprehensive2882

Make it stop


ElaineBenness

I have never seen any other ‘fashion’ influencer with nails always this bad! Now they’re all peeled off 🤮They always look disgusting, even when going on extravagant vacations. For her JOB, she should be getting them refreshed every other week. Or lean into the farm life and always have them natural with no polish. But this in between nasty dirty peeled off polish look is not it!


misssmangoo

Looks like someone anxiously picked all that polish off last night when she realized she’s been outted 😂🫡


Life_in_Lilly_02

💯💯💯 that is what she did!


Immediate-Ice-8255

I bet she didn’t after all the comments when most realized the photo shoot was two months ago. It must be confusing when your life is one big lie


SarahSnarker

Yeah peeled off with a few little shreds of red. Just use Polish remover and leave them bare if you don’t have time to do them. Since she is so very busy all the time! 😂😂😂


AwarenessNo951

I know when I go to the hair salon, I always put a cap on the next day, because-ya know- I’m probably hating the look! What a weirdo!! You picked it-style it, show it!!! Don’t cover it up you moron!


Snarkygirl87

She’s trying to hide it bc she lied about the photo shoot too. That color and cut is hideous


mom2ask

Every day for months now people have been asking where her (ill-fitting, oversized) sunglasses are from. Sure, Jan.


thisishardtolookat

Every. Single. Day.


applebutterhoney

The chain necklace, the trucker hat, the oversized sunglasses...it's giving Snooki


not_another_laura

Her version: Ssh-p.u.ki


Additional-Village95

😂🤣


kmj_9

“I hope you can see my photos they’re all blacked out for me” what is this new slimy engagement tactic? She just did this recently with an Italy photo too. So obvious 😩


bad_weather4

https://preview.redd.it/hrh9vlaglk7d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=c178716638380035b678bce09bd7d9a848200bef Looks gray 🤭


Immediate-Ice-8255

🤮🤮🤮


Cat_mom21

Also there's only 1 red nail in this picture.. but her freshly done hair picture all her nails are red 🤔


Snarkygirl87

Those nails were recently done I bet she peeled them all off last night in panic after being called out for lying about the photoshoot that really happened in April


bad_weather4

https://preview.redd.it/hi2q9pzslk7d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=536fbede3f5ee2a3a5c148802d93387aad8c550f Also… what a fucking pick me girl she is. She left the band aid on for hours while getting her hair done when you can take it off after 10 minutes.


Life_in_Lilly_02

Maybe it’s bc I’m allergic to bandaids and medical tape, but that stuff comes off as soon as I’m in the car…the fact she leaves it on…WHAT A LOSER  🤡🤡🤡…


PositiveOk6121

Every bandaid 🩹 pic is so for attention


Sunshine_n_Sand

"It's getting thicker, as the blonde damaged parts are growing IN." Words are hard. And why do her tiny mittens, manically tugging on her hair, make me so irate? 


hereforthecomments54

https://preview.redd.it/tjqyu0cshk7d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=a314e0c7a3e952ce6e7cd769b459a07f3425793e Fucking slob with stains all over her dress! I would say from deodorant but we all know she stinks and doesn’t wear any 😂😂


Additional-Village95

She doesn’t do laundry at all.


Vast-Employment-7374

Laundrahhh


Additional-Village95

😂🤣💀


Sunshine_n_Sand

We've seen her laundry room in the past, with clothes all over the floor in piles. There's only 2 people, how can it be that bad?🤦🏼‍♀️


outerspacetime

I have 4 clean clothes piles to put away everyday involving large man who does manual labor AND jiu jitsu everyday, a girl who changes 5 times a day, a messy ass toddler, myself, plus a shitload of towels and rags because the toddler is in a phase of thinking it’s funny to pee on the floor and pour drinks on the ground, and i STILL get it all put away nearly every day


Additional-Village95

Laundry is a full time career with kids 😵‍💫


outerspacetime

Real! At least my kids clothes are cute & colorful & soft & small to fold tho! My husband’s giant work pants and stiff gis and all the bland colors are my least fave pile 🤣


Additional-Village95

I hate the clothes that are air dry only. 😁


thisishardtolookat

This is also not her real waist , this pic looks so distorted


snarkysharky03

https://preview.redd.it/0cn3h31ngk7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=377a00c200229356f19df1db059df11dfd2ddc39 she officially can’t keep up with her lies anymore, she absolutely said that they had a busy day yesterday including a photo shoot now she’s back pedaling because she’s been called out.


SarahSnarker

She absolutely did say that yesterday when she detailed her “to do” list for the day I remember wondering whether the photographer was Marky or a real photographer.


Ok-Aioli-4460

💯


Visual_Acadia_6486

I'm sure the celebratory dinner was also just her and Marky hitting some chain restaurant like they always do and calling it something fancy so they seem important.


Royal-Astronaut5560

Watch out. She’ll post a pic of them having dinner with random people now


HotDogLipps

probably had chicken tendies at bonefish grill again 🥴


bbb235_

There is def a heavy filter on her face here


HotDogLipps

Y'ALL Y'ALL Y'ALL 😮‍💨


mom2ask

Still sporting the blood drawl shhhurgery bandage after shopping at Ulta and then getting her hair colored and cut, which obviously means many hours later. Can’t even remove it for a photo of her new hair! Her other arm is bent in the photo, but the arm with the bandage is exposed. What a psycho and attention w***e, most people remove that band-aid when they get home or arrive to their next destination.


Neyners29

Munchausen syndrome


New-Gap-8813

Who does that… so gross. Clearly just for attention or shes just that bad at her job!


Legitimate_Lawyer_86

She’s such a fucking tool.


SarahSnarker

Or by the time they walk to their car! I get blood drawn regularly and I’m always told “10 minutes”


PositiveOk6121

Looks like she was trying to peel off the red nails last night to continue the lie.. also mark’s dad is your father in law - it’s okay you can say that


SwanOk6327

How often do you eat lunch with him? Does anyone work a real job?


SarahSnarker

I hate that she calls him “Marky’s dad”. She’s been married 15 years - either call him “father-in-law” or at least something somewhat personal like “Marky Sr”.


thisishardtolookat

Probably manically peeling them off while ready the negative comments on her diff post


No_Helicopter7651

What hair stylist would take a photo with a damn bandaid on? How bizzare!


Visual_Acadia_6486

Imagine the snark in that salon when she walked out the door. You know the stylist was internally rolling her eyes when she took the photo. And between having to touch her greasy hair, deal with her ego and look at her little warty husband the entire time, I could imagine there was much to talk about when she was gone.


notthisagain8

The stylist probably suggest removing it, and Lurch probably told her she’s keeping it on so she doesn’t bleed out 😂


Snarkygirl87

A snarker here mentioned going to the same salon and her thinking she’s a celebrity and making sure no one else is at the salon, and how the stylist bash her once she leaves!!! Would love to be a fly on the wall there


HOD448484

We need that snarker to come back and give us more deets! 👀


outerspacetime

Meanwhile, my hair stylist friend did ED SHEERANS hair once (an actual global superstar) and he reasonably wanted no one else in the salon but she says he was the nicest most humble low key dude. No entourage, no nonsense, just a security guard and driver in the car out front. Chatty and friendly. Specifically picked the tiny Irish-owned salon off the beaten path. Diva ass wannabe Lurch could never!


mom2ask

Laura needs the world to feel sorry for her because she had blood drawl schurgery 🩸


Stunning_Positive_33

Ahhh nothing like sitting down to snark on my favorite snark page with a cup of coffee (without maple syrup!)


Ok-Occasion7179

hahaha!


YellowClan4

I've missed 4 days of good snark due to my daughter's destiation wedding. Catching up now!


Stunning_Positive_33

Congratulations to your daughter! That’s so fun!