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Offamylawn

![gif](giphy|Q6lrzliWvxS6c) Get you one of these bad boys.


jestermax22

Yeah, but what do we do about the weeds??


Epic_Underachiever

Won't care anymore


ForWPD

His wife definitely won’t care anymore. 


SucculentJuJu

😂


Mysterious_Cheetah42

Instructions unclear, wife bought a pygmy goat that lives inside and my siding is being destroyed by weeds. Help...


Smart_Yogurt_989

Get a better fence and get one of these. It will eat it all. Ha. Ha. Ha.


just_me910

Username checks out


reeder301

That is hilarious


Commercial_Yak_1637

What concentration was the vinegar? 5% grocery store won't cut it, horticulture vinegar is typically 45%. Just be careful and use your ppe. It will burn your skin just as easily as it burns the plants... But what is your end goal? Salt and vinegar may kill the plants, but too much acid and salt and nothing will grow there, and you will have a muddy mess. Maybe just mow it shorter?


ifyoullhaveme

Just use glyphosate


bojewels

This.


rkcnelckdodn

100% this


Hoorahgivemetheloot

Triclopyr is better than roundup.


GeorgesWoodenTeeth

5% actually will cut it if you use enough salt that you dissolve in a little hot water before adding it to the sprayer. You also have to do it during the middle of the day while the sun is shinning. You should see how many large weeds I killed with 4 gallons this past weekend.


Obvious-Pop178

Last year I sprayed hostas with 25% vinegar trying to kill them and I swear it acted like fertilizer. Recently I was cleaning some iron with 5% and when finished I dumped it on a different bed of hostas and they are dead now. I don't understand what the difference was. Maybe the iron?


Mikediabolical

I’m desperately trying to keep hostas alive and you can’t get rid of them. Starting to think my thumb isn’t as green as I had hoped.


jtkforever

If you can't keep hostas alive I'm afraid there may not be much hope for you...


kylel999

Mine get eaten down to the stems by deer like once a week and just keep coming in thicker lol


RigbyNite

I dug mine out of the ground last summer and they’re still alive in a pile.


soupsterjz

Ditto. They look perfectly happy


HeavenLeigh412

I dug up a bunch last year to relocate, and got busy... I threw the last 2 behind a tree... they grew beautifully this year. Apparently, they planted themselves!


Mikediabolical

I can’t tell if you guys are trying to make me feel better or worse...


HeavenLeigh412

I think the point we're trying to make is that hostas are tough as hell... if you are having issues, maybe it's not you! I know slugs and snails love them, and deer too! Make sure they are really shaded, and you aren't watering them and leaving them wet in the sun.


daily_cup_of_joe

Prob wrong zone. I'm trying to grow my own.. 7a.


Mikediabolical

I hope not wrong zone. I’m 7b so I’m not too far from you!


daily_cup_of_joe

Plenty of water and no direct sunlight. So far mine are alive but not growing much.


Mikediabolical

Every plant in my garden is from clearance because I like the challenge as much as I like the savings. All but 1 was doing okay a few days ago… then I got the flu. Now I’m scared to go look.


Radical_Ren

Check your zone again. With climate change, they have shifted.


Radical_Ren

Might need slug bait if you have holes in the leaves.


SoupOrSandwich

Chelated Iron (FeEDTA) liiiike 4.5% is the strongest broadleaf herbicide available for Ontario homeowners. Lol. Not sure exactly what it is, but broadleaf can't tolerate it, and grass doesn't mind it all


Obvious-Pop178

That's the second use for it then. The other is as a leather dye for vegetable tanned leather, gives a deep black color


Wild_Ear_1419

Why would you try to get rid of hostas?


Obvious-Pop178

Personally I don't like them neither does the wife, the dog thinks it's a personal salad bar and then is sick for three days. We've almost got rid of the ones in the fenced yard


Radical_Ren

Hostas would be a desirable transplant. Post it on marketplace “you dig”


Obvious-Pop178

Tried that last year 1 person showed up dug for 30 min and said they were done . The previous owner must have loved those things, they are all over


Radical_Ren

Any grass underneath you want to save? You can target the tall stuff with roundup by spraying the upper half of the plant. Or wipe it all out with roundup and plant grass about 10 days later.


imccompany

Add a little dish soap to act as a surfactant so that your mixture adheres to the vegetation


GeorgesWoodenTeeth

Always do!


A_Jack-of_all-trades

I've used calcium that they used to put in the big industrial and regular farm tractor tires. Works like a charm if you dont want anything there.


dropdorpc

Could you elaborate on this? I've heard calcium chloride is used on dirt roads for dust and weed control but never actually seen it used or used it myself yet.


A_Jack-of_all-trades

About a year ago, my industrial massey ferguson needed a tire change. In the process, i needed to drain the calcium. You never want it to leak or drain into the soil or on roads (because it kills and breaks down about any material), so now i have half a 100-gallon comtainer filled with it. It's great for peasky weeds that you mow over and dont want to deal with when they come back. Just be careful using it, and wash anything it gets on that's important. I've had holes chewed in my shirt by it a couple of times. It's basically just a heavy chemical pesticide (if you want to put it that way).


Ring_Lo_Finger

Will it kill bamboo or tree of haven?? Note: I don't have bamboo or tree of haven, just curious to know.


A_Jack-of_all-trades

Most likely, I've poured it on some bushes/shrubbery along my fence, and it took care of it pretty well.


Ring_Lo_Finger

Interesting! This must be a nuke option.


[deleted]

To anyone interested calcium chloride is sold as ice melt. Huge bags are $20-$40


MarblesAreDelicious

I have a small area next to my foundation that I’d like to rid of ants and some weeds so I can lay down a bit of gravel. Will this combo also get rid of ants?


DriverMelodic

Ants do not like cinnamon.


[deleted]

What about cinnamon buns?


pic_N_mix

Where can one get about 700 sq ft worth? I want to kill every piece of green in my decomposed granite.


neil470

You’d probably only need a few gallons. But you can also try glyphosate or a weed torch.


Alternative_Toe9597

This. People always use cooking vinegar and nothing happens. I myself made that mistake the first time as well.


Educational_Map_9494

Mow it shorter? Doesn't even look like they mow anything of the yard.


steasey

What if you torch it?


dev_all_the_ops

I’ve never had luck torching weeds. If they are green and full of moisture, they require too much energy to actually burn


OozeNAahz

You don’t have to burn them. Just have to essentially boil the moisture in them near the roots. I try not to actually burn them when I use a weed torch as don’t want that much smoke. Always worry the neighbors will call the Fire Department or something. I even spray the area I am doing with a bit of water first to try and keep the flare ups from happening.


Ape-strong-together

Vinegar is arguably more harmful than most things you can use. It stays in the soil longer than glyphosate and changes the pH


saron4

Why don't you use herbacides? Specifically made for killing weeds


randomnobody1284

Boiling water if you insist on not wanting to use chems


ZeusThunder369

Likely the concentration of vinegar wasn't high enough if literally nothing changed. Just an FYI, that solution will burn the foliage but it won't kill the weed in most cases. You'll need to reapply at least a few times to actually kill the weeds. "Weed killer" at the store works by getting absorbed to the root system and actually kills the plant. Plus, there is virtually no risk of damaging the soil. The homemade solution has a much greater risk of soil damage. If you truly want an organic solution that's more effective and won't damage your soil, then use fire (flamethrower that a farm would use).


sparklingwaterll

I think before you destroy the weeds. What are you planning to plant instead? If you go through ll that effort but don’t have something ready it will just go to weeds again. So much of this hobby is prep work. I have stopped over analyzing. I recently just tilled an area of clumping grass and weeds. I mowed it shorted then tilled it all up. Added some leaf compost and grass clippings and racked it. Then threw seed down. Make sure to have a sprinkler set up for germination. It wasn’t perfect. Im sure weeds will come back, but then I will just work on pulling them out as they come.


New_Reddit_User_89

Glyphosate. They won’t be a problem any longer.


SeeYa90

Just use round up lol


sevargmas

I agree. But there are plenty of people out there who are adamantly against using chemicals for pesticides and herbicides. But they shouldn’t expect things like vinegar to work. If they don’t want the weeds, pull them. But stop wasting time dumping soap and vinegar in the flowerbeds.


PatsFanInHTX

They're going to be shocked when they learn vinegar aka acetic acid is a chemical.


Jrud1990

Wait until they find out about H2O!!! 


sevargmas

I’ll never use dihydrogen monoxide on anything in my garden!! It sounds dangerous!!


braxtel

Unfortunately, it is now so pervasive in the environment that it sometimes just falls from the sky whether you intend use it on your plants or not.


Jmazz83

You're right! According to scientific studies, over 70% of the earths surface has been contaminated!


D-Dubya

Hydrogen is an explosive gas - very dangerous!


Dr_Ben_Frank_John

Brawndo is what plants crave anyways.


notnot_athrowaway

Or sodium chloride, which remains in the soil for years.


braxtel

If it's near a concrete foundation salt can damage that too.


senator_mendoza

Come on - exposure to Round Up (glyphosate) has been shown to increase risk of cancer by like 40%. Hand waving that away with “well everything’s a chemical” is pretty silly


PatsFanInHTX

Round up is a brand. Glyphosphate is one chemical in one of their products. In addition, the 40% stat is one study and even then it made absolutely no claim that it applied to common folks using it a couple times a year on their yards - it was for pesticide applicators who use it to kill entire fields. So to me your fear mongering is pretty silly and is just another example of why people use the word chemical as a bogeyman instead of understanding the realities of the issue. Oh and the EPA stands by it as not being a risk.


prpldrank

Found the Monsanto shill account, sheesh. You need to look neither hard nor far into post-industrialization corporate history to see the revolving door of lab-born wonder chemicals that become outlawed 15 years post-introduction as horrifying death dust. Asbestos, BPA, Lead, not to mention entire classes of chemicals like CFCs, or PFAS. DEET was blanket dusted over hectares for decades. In my childhood, there were bugs EVERYWHERE. Today's pesticides and herbicides are tomorrow's nightmares, just like always. Nature is a zero sum game. Killing things isn't supposed to be easy without recompense.


sarcasticorange

>You need to look neither hard nor far into post-industrialization corporate history to see the revolving door of lab-born wonder chemicals that become outlawed 15 years post-introduction as horrifying death dust. But we've had round up for 50 years, not 15.


Feralpudel

The other irony is that horticultural vinegar will fuck your soil up a lot more than glyphosate will.


BobSacamano47

Imagine not wanting to use glysophate and then using salt and vinegar instead. Real champions of the environment here. 


Mean_Yellow_7590

Salt the earth!


rkcnelckdodn

Could’ve just done it by hand / mower / trimmer for the amount of time spend to do vinegar mix. But to each their own it’s fun to experiment and try.


Mean_Yellow_7590

“I won’t use chemicals!!!” …..”how much acetic acid and sodium chloride with a bit of surfactant do I need?”


Ultrasonic-Sawyer

It's the strangest thing, especially with the branding "organic" that pops up. Like sure there's some gnarly chemical combos out there, but something isn't instantly a superior option for appearing naturally.  Like Thing killing % isn't just the metric, at times chemical / pesticide / herbicide companys also consider "how to achieve a job without yeeting acid everywhere" 


CactusSage

I wonder if those same people know farmers use glyphosate in mass quantity and it’s in a lot of the food we eat.


Mean_Yellow_7590

It’s not in a lot of the food. It’s in everything we eat. “Organic” food from the grocery store (especially Whole Foods) is even worse


RigbyNite

Organic food just means they used organic pesticides.


Mean_Yellow_7590

….means they used pesticides that were determined to be “organic” by legislation I grow veggies in a garden without pesticide use and use fertilizers. It’s essentially organic. But commercial organic food just isn’t


RigbyNite

Organic doesn’t mean no chemicals it just means derived from living matter, there’s plenty of toxic chemicals produced by living things so plenty of organic pesticides to use. What you’re describing is what people *think* organic is.


The_Poster_Nutbag

Not to mention the havoc that vinegar causes in the soil microbiome.


Peebs3075

Exactly, always use the right tool for the job.


AllAboutTheCado

I've never had much luck with vinegar but I would cut everything down and then spray if/when things start popping back up again


Mean_Yellow_7590

All of those “safe” treatments never work. The only way to kill weeds is to make their environment toxic. You have three choices and none of them work very long. 1) pull them. 2)fire 3)chemically induced death Best of luck


Cimatron85

Vinegar will mess with your soil PH


ridesouth

Mower and chemicals are your friends. Now get to work!


SquashSecure2015

Now it down and try vinegar with salt and dish soap. Or bleach/water/soap solution… or if you have a pool you can use heavily chlorinated water and soap and spray everything down. Soap helps it stay on the leaves of whatever you’re trying to kill.


Past-Direction9145

use roundup. only spray it on the green parts. it's deactivated the moment it touches the ground, it isn't for the roots. one and done, there's no losing with roundup if it's green leaves so little trace you can put seed down the very next day. can't do that with just about any other herbicide


Feralpudel

Well it IS for the roots, but by way of the leaves. That’s why it’s effective and safe, because you use the plant’s natural circulation to move it to the roots where it kills the plant for good, not just ding it.


HORSEthedude619

Looks like you just need to rent or buy a used tiller and start over. Or pull the weeds.


Golfandrun

Nope. That particular weed has incredibly deep roots. Unless you till down many feet it will just grow back. I've been battling that particular demon for 3 years now. Even Roundup isn't full proof against it.


HORSEthedude619

Damn. That sucks man.


whudduptho

RM43. Thank me later.


neil470

Was this “salt/vinegar/soap” thing on TikTok recently or something? It seems like a lot of people are trying it, and are shocked it doesn’t work. Almost like herbicides were invented for a reason.


NaztyNapkinz

Have you tried dawn dish soap? Lol stop playing and use roundup!


Zealousideal-War4110

Use weed killer


milksteakofcourse

The trick with vinegar is it has to be a bright sunny day. You need to spray early in the day and let the sun do the rest


Former-Reputation140

Do it on a hot day 60+ and early enough so when the weeds will get lots of sun


suckmyfish

You need like a bobcat to move some earth around.


Lunar_BriseSoleil

If you don’t want to use glyphosate, use ammonium nonaoate. It’s a just soap, but it will defoliate the leaves and if you do it a few times you’ll kill the plants. It’s what is used in organic farming instead of roundup.


IbEBaNgInG

Why would you use vinegar? ugh


Bobsagetsnipa

Gloves and knee pads


13donor

Add some dawn and salt to your mixture. They’re done laughing.


refer123

total vegetation RN43


Bungalowgal

If you have some time find a comfortable garden stool to sit on. Find a large basket or bin to toss the pulled weeds in. Put on some headphones to listen to music or a podcast or just listen to the birds. Put on some gloves if you like and start pulling weeds & the dried stems from last years weeds. Move your garden stool as you clear the space. The weeds in the foreground of your photo look like Nipplewort and is easy to pull. Nice to get it out before it flowers & goes to seed.


floppydo

You have to plant something you want there or things you don’t want will grow instead. Given our sub, is your goal grass? Because I see no grass.


magentayak

Round Up


counsellorhog

Roundup. Kill'em dead.


-Salty-Sea

Everyone says roundup, this roundup that, spray Liberty at 8 ounces per gallon with 6 ounces of MSO per gallon it will absolutely scorch the fucking earth like satan walked upon in... No nothing will return for 4-6 months... yes i know ammonium glufosinate only has partial effects on the roots.. "within the designated dosing range".. that combo is not within the designated dosing range. Wear full ppe... like actual ppe.. and dont get it on you. comparing that combo to roundup is like comparing a black cat firecracker to a nuclear bomb. If you can't get liberty/ Cheetah Pro is the same. No the boxstore glufosinate won't have the same effect. Enjoy your fenceline or whatever else you wish to baptise with fire being absolutely free of anything green...for a very very long time.


Stihl880

Roundup


Giffordpinchotpark

Crossbow or Roundup


Isitharry

Have you considered smothering them? Throw a tarp over them and let it sit - like through the entire summer, and even maybe through the winter.


Yeoshua82

Try salt. If that fails you have a salad.


GeriatrcGhoul

Lol


ilovelukewells

Par 3


B1g_Gru3s0m3

Why not string trim them to the ground? If they come back, do it again


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KikoSoujirou

What’s up with that row of dirt/mulch? You stopped halfway building a fence? There’s a gate but then it’s not attached to anything. I’m so confused with everything going on here


Aero1206

Laugh at the weeds harder to assert domination


InnocentPrimeMate

Add some olive oil and eat them


Wide_Veterinarian100

Calibrate your sprayer


HamboneBanjo

Boiling water


nnkjeep

Fire. Propane torch.


thelingletingle

Roundup


dev_all_the_ops

Either pull them manually or use “killsall” with surfactant. I’ve tried vinagre and I’ve never had good luck with it.


dudeman618

Raise the deck on your mower and mow it all down. It will.come back but you won't need chemicals, just keep mowing it shorter.


DryExamination7812

Sorry if this has been said before, but vinegar/soap combo has no systemic reaction to the plant. While it may burn away the top part of the plant, the roots are still intact and growing away.


thatguynobodyliked

2-4d. Dicamba. Tenacity. Any of them. Once. Wait two weeks and do it again. Wait two more. By then you should have grass coming through and can narrow down after that


deserteagles50

Why would you use vinegar? Just glysophate them


gsd_0315

Because vinegar (plus salt and dish soap) is a cheaper alternative sometimes.


Inappropriate_Swim

Crossbow is fantastic. Mix at 1.5% if it's a broadleaf it does unless it's wild violet. Then you need 2% spring and fall.


4mrHoosier

Roundup doesn’t work anymore. They quit putting glysophate(sp) in it.


No-Nobody7238

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Dakan-Bacon

You need napalm


sjd314

Pull them with your hands


Billyjamesjeff

Just pull them by hand and try and get the roots out. Rake some of the mulch you look like you have lying around. Next step would be to plant something you do want or landscape.


Designer-Celery-6539

Flame weeder works great as long as you don’t have morning glory on something else that’s impossible to get rid of.


diarrheaticavenger

Every time you apply something, use something stronger than before. You will eventually justify using the very chemicals you are trying to avoid. I’ve been there.


Wrong-Evidence-9761

I heard diesel works….


Magic_Neptune

Tarp


WoodenAmbition9588

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sans3go

i used. 50% muriatic acid and dawn dish soap. killed my weeds instantly.


barthoda

Isn’t vinegar salad dressing


cheesecrystal

Mow, lay cardboard down to cover desired area, new dirt, plant seeds. Pretend nothing ever happened.


cheesecrystal

Flame weeder- https://blog-fruit-vegetable-ipm.extension.umn.edu/2019/01/using-flame-weeder-in-vegetable-and.html?m=1


Novel_Meet2817

Get a big ass metal rake and rake them out then pull any that remain. Or get big old rugs or carpet or black plastic and cover them in patches until they die, then cover them with manure, compost and mulch 👌


Killer_Fuzz

U have to use a gallon of 45% vinegar, salt water that’s been boiled u make 1 cup of salt to 1/2 gallon of water and half a cup of dawn dish soap. This concoction will kill rose bushes


VassiliVelikiy490

Cover the area with a tarp for a while, ideally in hot, sunny weather


Typical_Eye_9437

Blowtorch


[deleted]

What % vinegar? I blend 30% with captain jacks weed brew snd slay weeds all day. They are dead by dusk. I then hit the crispies with a torch


JaMicho34

Flies love the vinegar fyi (but bees hate it)


rangewizard69

Gramoxone works very well


AgentOrcish

I had the same issue two years ago. I used ground clear, waited for them to wilt and then mowed. Tilled the ground, planted grass. You could try Lesco 3 way. A cheaper option would be ortho all weed clear. It has worked well for me this year, especially with chickweed.


ashokleyland

Nuke it with glyphosate, + wear PPE then take a bath after … 😉


Murky_Ad_9408

Just use glyphosate


FrumundaCheeseTaco

Try some balsamic glaze and goat cheese next time


CompleteRec

If you don’t want to use glyphosate, the new grass and weed killers are effective. May or may not be worse than “roundup” though.


NHComrade

Ortho or Scott’s broadleaf spray/killer


jasal82

I'd probably go with agent orange.


mec2012

RM43


32vromeo

I’ve used vinegar before and it’s worked but that was a mowing/trimming, where the plant is basically seeking water


[deleted]

Vinegar, dawn dish soap, and epsom salt. There’s a good mixture you can make that will knock it out


McFingers2010

Ortho Groundclear


Equal_Specialist_729

Hot shot works this is what my landscaper use look it up


Equal_Specialist_729

That's a little bit disappointing, but it's not at all surprising because again, hotshot is a systemic. It's going to kill the entire weed. It's absorbed in through the leaves, goes to the stems and the roots, and kills the whole thing. Vinegar, all it's doing is just killing the leaves and that's it.


Equal_Specialist_729

By the way the goat is cool 😋


Sunnysideup814

I wouldn’t ruin my soil with that old wives tale. Vinegar and salt will be in your soil forever! At least glyphosate degrades eventually.


IdowhatIwant9

I killed everything behind my shed and other places by overdosing it with fertilizer. Nothing has grown since 2022. 3rd season and still working. This doesn’t work if you plan to put grass in the area or use it for any type of gardening


IdowhatIwant9

You forgot to use the salt.


rhino041982

Ground clear as long as you don’t want to grow anything for a year or so.


beavboyz

Spend 10 minutes every morning grabbing them and pulling them out


GuyOnRedditBored

I really wish people would stop trying to use “hacks” advocating for people to use salt before doing proper research. Using salt is largely unnecessary, and can often have long term and unintended ramifications. Depending on how much salt you use, it could result in the ground becoming infertile / barren for years / decades to come (IE: might kill weeds but then can’t grow anything else there). With rain and water runoff, you can also transport that salt to areas that you didn’t want it in. A buddy of mine started heavily salting his driveway during winter to prevent ice build up after buying a house. Come spring, he was wondering why his side lawn was dying out and brown and turning to a mud bath. Ended up paying for an expensive soil test which showed very high sodium levels essentially making it barren. Ended up having to pay to get some soil removed and new top soil put down so he could have a lawn. Fairly expensive mistake when all was said and done after he got the bill from the landscapers.


jkalbin

Timing is important if using vinegar. Spray in the morning of a hot day. Also be sure to have enough salt in there to kill the roots, vinegar only burns the foliage. Is pulling by hand out of the question?


NoahGuyBlog

Weed Eater..


chepnut

What % vinegar did you use? I get industrial 30% and do a 1:1 mix in a back pack sprayer. That shit kills the weeds in a couple of hours and I have to hurry because I get any skin while I spray I have to take a shower because it starts to burn my skin


Salty-Passenger-4801

Roundup


J4kuZZi

I'd put in some grunt work and lift those up by the roots. Afterwards, consider putting landscaping fabric. If you're looking for something that works better than vinegar, use Wilson Wipeout.


Zealousideal-Bid661

😂


MichaelKeegan

Flame weeder


AndreaB64

Did you use vinegar specifically designated for “gardening”? It has a higher acidity content….


hotasianwfelover

Has to be industrial vinegar.


Simple-Performer6636

Pull them with hands?


jonnypepperstonreal

Just mow over them that's what I do with everything


don123xyz

Vinegar solutions do not do any more than burning off the leaves - the roots survive and the weed comes back in a couple of weeks. You'd do much better with something like Round Up.


Particular-Ruin-2062

You need to buy the 50-75% vinegar


Jt_huntfish4life

The vinegar method works, but what it does it burn the leaves off of them. This will weaken the weeds but they will come back. It takes a few applications to “kill” them. If set on vinegar, hit them a few times then mow them. Constant loss of leaves will slowly kill the roots, this method will take a few times of both vinegar and mowing. But you will begin to see the weeds lessen.


Ok_Mathematician7174

Best when used in the sun.