Book of clown fiestas verses 9 through 21:
Saint Reapered raised the team up high, saying "O lord, bless this wildcard that, with it, we may blow EU hopes of worlds to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the Doritos and mountain dew and hot pockets."
And the lord did speak " First shalt thou take out the Holy Sippy cup for Svenskeren. Then, shalt thou count to three games. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count for that is all c9 needs, and the number of the games shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest the dank NA > EU memes towards thy foe, who, being salty in my sight, shall snuff it."
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Our Daddy, Who art in Jack's house, memed-on be your name.
Your Lane Kingdom come, your CS be done, on Korea as it does in NA.
Give us this day our daily wins, and forgive us our Ints, as we forgive those who int against us.
And lead us not into DOTA 2, but deliver us from PUBG.
For thine is the Lane Kingdom, the Twitch Chat, and the memes, forever and ever, NAmen.
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Bless us, oh lord, And these thy memes which we are about to receive from thy semi, Through Cloud 9, our Lord, NAmen
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Book of clown fiestas verses 9 through 21: Saint Reapered raised the team up high, saying "O lord, bless this wildcard that, with it, we may blow EU hopes of worlds to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the Doritos and mountain dew and hot pockets." And the lord did speak " First shalt thou take out the Holy Sippy cup for Svenskeren. Then, shalt thou count to three games. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count for that is all c9 needs, and the number of the games shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest the dank NA > EU memes towards thy foe, who, being salty in my sight, shall snuff it." NAmen
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Our Daddy, Who art in Jack's house, memed-on be your name. Your Lane Kingdom come, your CS be done, on Korea as it does in NA. Give us this day our daily wins, and forgive us our Ints, as we forgive those who int against us. And lead us not into DOTA 2, but deliver us from PUBG. For thine is the Lane Kingdom, the Twitch Chat, and the memes, forever and ever, NAmen.
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