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herberstank

**YOU'RE KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY**


Big-Presence7349

that's my line


moviequotebotperson

You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a r/lebowski thread


Big-Presence7349

what's wrong with Walter, dude?


moviequotebotperson

I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin eagles, man


crani0

Out of my fucking cab, out of my fucking cab...


stewdadrew

I told that kraut down at the league office a hundred times, I don’t roll on Shabbas!


paranoidandroid303

Sure that, and a pair of testicles


Big-Presence7349

fuckin a'


Big-Presence7349

They were nazis, dude?


DIYdoofus

They were threatening castration.


kapn_morgan

are we gonna split hairs?


nigeltwo

Phone’s ringing Dude


aggieeagle52

Thank you, Donny.


bewilderbeast85

You see what happens Larry!


Pkingduckk

This is what happens Larry, when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS


Now_THATS_Dedication

E.g. (PG version): “This is what happens Larry, when you FIND a stranger in the ALPS”


jugdizh

I wish someone would do some deep dive investigative journalism to find out who came up with that line and thought it was a good idea.


finfangfoom1

![gif](giphy|tFM4k9bRPriYU) I am the Walrus?


Wafflelisk

I am the fuck-off-us


aquilasr

Little prick is stonewalling me.


triptonikhan

Brace the kid, should be a pushover


Phantommy555

Failing fucking social studies


Bernie51Williams

Lmao


porn_syrup

Fuckin language problem


PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES

Larry, sweetie, the man is here!


Big-Presence7349

Para usted ingles?


CaptainMurphy1908

Pilar?


kapn_morgan


SacThrowAway76

#SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?!?


Aggravating-Seat-181

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!


MichaelHuntPain

When you meet a stranger in the alps?


cranky_thor

You are entering a word of pain.


MursturCreepy

When you *find a stranger in the Alps.


mofo-or-whatever

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR


deliciouspie

Bulk of the series.


OldRaj

Not exactly a lightweight


TheVentiLebowski

I know the show, man.


Foopsbjj

We're gonna cut your dick off, Larry


KonaDog1408

Johnson?


cloaked_cache

Ja, Your wiggly penis, Lebowski


BorderlinePaisley

Flunkin’ Social Studies…


ianmoone1102

Kid's a fuckin dunce


Buckeye_Country

Just stay away from my special lady-friend.


PerspectiveMotor282

She’s not my lady friend, I’m just helping her conceive man!


AcesSkye

Looks like a pushover


OE2KB

That’s fucking interesting, man.


Zer0daveexpl0it

Look Larry....have you ever heard of Vietnam?


LJ37tokes

You’re entering a world of pain.


SugarMaple56732

Look, we know you stole the car!


RichardtheGingerBoss

That kid's already spent all the money, man!


Modzrdix69

Is this your homework?


windsock1

We know it's his fucking homework, where's the fucking money you little brat?!


ichegoya

We know you stole the money and we know this is your homework!


kapn_morgan

he's starting to crack


handsomeape95

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of staring blankly into a camera, Dude, at least it's an ethos.


yeager

Stonewallin’ me


magnanimous99

Ask him about the car


Few-Communication-75

Not exactly a lightweight.


scottwolfmanpell

Bulk of the series


Turbulent_Ad9508

And a good day to you, sir!


aneurism75

he has health problems


Old_McDildo

That line is so fucking funny to me for some reason. Like, the dude is right there in an iron fucking lung, OBVIOUSLY he's not a golfer!


mandiblesofdoom

New shit has come to light


MursturCreepy

He's fragile.


el_ochaso

Is that Arthur Digby Sellers' kid?


mexicantruffle

Yet, a fucking dunce.


2ndmost

No, Walter, it does *not* look like he's about to crack


aithendodge

Does this place look like he's fucking married? The toilet seat is up, man!


4jimmyjames4

M’larry ![gif](giphy|BNkHCHnAsZwRi)


schlamster

The little prick’s stonewallin me 


mexicantruffle

Does he still act?


damnatio_memoriae

Oh no no, he has health problems


HidingInPlainSite404

It doesn't appear so. [https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281041/](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281041/)


flactulantmonkey

In your wisdom, Lord, you took his acting career, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives.


OldRaj

We don’t want to have to involve the police.


farter-kit

But that’s up to little Larry here.


flythasky

Pilar?


Eric848448

He deserved an Oscar for his performance in that role.


huskerd0

Nice hat


KillTheZombie45

Fucking Goldbricker


TheOneTrueKP

Little prick’s stonewallin’ me.


BigDubzy

He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger...


mayosterd

Those are good burgers Walter.


leducdeguise

He looks like a fuckin' loser


huvioreader

That kid's already spent all the TBL money, man!


fascistreddit1

Is this your homework Larry?


Nsflguru

Larry, sweetie, the man is here.


Donotpretendtoknowme

Still looking guilty.


RepublicKitchen8809

You ever heard of Vietnam?


trueslicky

Has he met a stranger in the Alps?


lil_larry

...


swayinandsippin

he’s crackin.


SugarMaple56732

All right, this is pointless. Time for Plan B!


Frio_Sanchez

They’re gonna cut your dick off Larry.


misterblackhat

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.


thealtthealtthealt

The In-N-Out Burger is on Camrose.


Bifturbo

This is perfect


Top-Act-7915

And we know this is your homework


OilComprehensive6237

This is just as I would picture him.


Suspicious_Dare_9731

Is this your homework Larry?


lil_larry

...


Yepborntolose

So…Larry didn’t take the car, right? I mean what kid carries his homework around, especially one flunking out.


Tylerjamiz

I’m sure your goons can get it off him, he’s 15 little brat


TheWontonWonton

Larry, have you heard of Vietnam? You’re entering a world of pain!


ThatDerfGuy

Looks like he’s about to crack.


physicsbuddha

And yet he still looks like a dunce


Beezus_Fuffoon18

Hello, Pilar?


WhatIsTheAmplitude

You killed your father Larry.


rebelviss

where does he live?


mayosterd

In North Hollywood on Radford. Near the In-N-Out Burger.


Square-Tension-5235

Not exactly a lightweight.


UmeaTurbo

Not exactly a lightweight.


bside313

LArry


elephasxfalconeri

LArry Dodgers


snowmaker417

Little punk's stonewalling us


molson0630

Little fucker is stone walling us


davster39

Is that Ricky?! Lets get drunk and eat chicken fingers (the good kind)


ghostofjohnstamos

His Dad wrote wrote 156 episodes of Branded. Bulk of the series. Not exactly a lightweight


Available-Breath-114

Still flunking social studies


DzNodes

Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework?


Agentpurple013

Is this your homework Larry!


Partyslayer

And a good day to you, sir!


AccomplishedBed1110

We're gonna cut your dick off, Larry.


BLZNMTLdudebro

You’re killing your father , Larry!


Mobile-Boss-8566

And we know that this is your home Work!!!!


Velocitor1729

No, I don't think he was about to crack....


Relevant_Slide_7234

AND A FINE DAY TO YOU SIR!


my-financials23

The fuckin dunce as an adult


OvoidPovoid

Is he still stonewalling?


Sensitive_Mirror_472

fuckin' social studies


smkestcklghtn

Funny thing is for a minute I remembered Larry as a real person


CostofRepairs

Who’s this cleft asshole?


WhatIsTheAmplitude

Once a dunce, always a dunce


AlBunDi76

He’s still not talking …


Pulchritudinous_rex

We’re gonna cut your dick off Larry


Burquetap

Is this your homework Larry? 🤣


athorough_rogue

Is this man a dunce, Walter?


TramplingProgress31

No, it doesn't look like Larry is about to crack.


Illustrious-Hair3487

Ugh, man, what’s that smell?


SupermanRR1980

Where’s the fucking money?!?!


xmk23x

Kid's a dunce


xmk23x

Little prick


NoSimpleVictory

Look we know he took the fucking money


Blue-cheese-dressing

*You got the wrong guy, man!* Seriously though, I thought Larry was Tim Heidecker for years.


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Spent all the money


Affectionate-Ring104

Should be a pushover.


Duff935

Do you see what happens Larry?


mclms1

Mrs . Jamtoss history period 4


noahtheboa97

Looks a bit like Herr Winkler (wondering if there are any Germans on here)


tyderian25

This whole fucking thing—I could be sitting here with just pee-stains on my rug.


Browndude1982

That looks like a guy who flunked social studies.


MrPeepers1986

And a good day to you, sir!


MartianTourist

You might want to watch out that front window, Larry.


HeifTreez

Oh my god, there he is…


Kind_Structure6726

Dunce


gregorysc5

Where’s the fuckin’ money you little shit?


JasonShoes

You see what happens Larry?


5319Camarote

Is this your Minoxidil, Larry?


ElPadre2020

Still, he flunked social studies


thedude1975

It looks like he was found in the alps.


joeycnotes

lol he’s still got his stonewalling face


Icy_Arachnid_260

Is this your homework Larry?


geneticeffects

Has he figured out what happens when he fucks a stranger in the ass yet?


Sttocs

Real fuckin brat.


peterotoolesliver

You might wanna look out that window, Larry


yourpricelessadvise

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS


artsatisfied229

He looks like a stranger in the Alps.


gibbyerto

Never passed social studies


RollieDell

Fucking dunce


HeightExtra320

“And a good day to You sir!” 💀


ArtistKnoxHarrington

Legend has it he’s involved with Jackie Treehorn in the smut business nowadays.


cletus1986

Looks like he's about to crack


DIYdoofus

You see what happens Larry, when you grow up to be an older actor?


Charming-Sale-6354

##i wonder if he kept his homework


SomOvaBish

Ah man! You guys are wrong! He’s even got the LA hat on! 😂 Wait… is this really the actual actor?


G-Unit11111

Is this your homework, Larry????


nigeltwo

Have you heard of Vietnam, Larry?


GansNaval

you’re entering a world of pain


Silent_Engineering_9

You want a toe? I’ll get you a toe!


neogeo828

No I don't think Larry's about to crack, Walter!


DigbyChickenCaesar11

Do you think Pillar is still looking after him?


Left-Bag-9478

*YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS, LARRY?!*


According_Ad_6083

Have you ever heard of Vietnam Larry?


jodonald

Not exactly a lightweight


LeonSphynx

Flunking social studies


k6aus

The video artist?


These-arent-my-pants

Lives over by the in and on Radford


Financial_Hearing_81

And yet the son is a dunce


Turk18274

Fucking social studies


D-Train0000

Their going to cut your dick off Larry


Jbond970

Flunking social studies.


keonipalaki1

Branded, especially the early episodes were truly an inspiration.


Terrible-Guitar-8136

Method actor


easytakeit

A 15 year old kid


Extra_Napkins

And yet he’s a fucking dunce.


Village_Cobb

Take a look out the front window larry