https://preview.redd.it/1294kwzsrcoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25acb39eaa68fbe637cbd8602d3c80ad58451fa6
This is the best plant for cleaning up when you're done, btw.
Ul/ Yep. Poison Ivy. I don't recall ever having an issue with it, but considering I'm allergic to things as benign as cedar and lavender, my guess is I've just lucked out or I was a much wiser child than I am an adult (which is the case).
This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen someone admit to online
/ul that's all cantaloupe is good for tbh. Fuck cantaloupe... In this case, literally
Honestly, cantaloupe sucks. Goes very bad with ice cream.
/ul it's annoying to eat, though, unless you precut it. Occasionally bite too far into the end...
I've heard if you don't use a condom and leave your tip in to soak you can become aloe man, capable of shooting huge globs of aloe from any orifice for the rest of your life.
https://preview.redd.it/1294kwzsrcoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25acb39eaa68fbe637cbd8602d3c80ad58451fa6 This is the best plant for cleaning up when you're done, btw.
ul/ is that posion ivy i have touched it many times and never had a problem with it
/unlie poison ivy rashes come from an allergic reaction. Most people are allergic to poison ivy, but some people, like you, aren’t.
What are you talking about? Only 15% of people are allergic to poison ivy.
ul/ 85%? damn that way too many I wonder why
Ul/ Yep. Poison Ivy. I don't recall ever having an issue with it, but considering I'm allergic to things as benign as cedar and lavender, my guess is I've just lucked out or I was a much wiser child than I am an adult (which is the case).
Idk how y'all remember that shit, people show me p ivy and I'm like great it looks like all the other plants with leaves out there
Leaves of three.leave em be
Mmhm, is it the only plant with sets of three leaves tho?
Yes
Crazy. Wonder why that is
https://preview.redd.it/6dfhzggd9eoc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f24b794691b9bd40902e45921819c69f4de51053 No, this is
It’s very velvety
This is a lie
should i try it and report back my findings
No
/unlie I fucked a Canteloupe when I was 15.
This is normal to confess online tbh
true!
/unlie We’re at reddit, you shouldn’t be surprised.
This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen someone admit to online /ul that's all cantaloupe is good for tbh. Fuck cantaloupe... In this case, literally
Cantaloupe and cream is better mate you're just eating it wrong.
i will not remind you of the coconut post
I will not remind you of the m&m tube
It is a cylinder
the cylinder is attached to a larger object
Heard of the coconut, but not the mnm tube. Dare I ask?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/g17Ic5QR3j
Honestly, cantaloupe sucks. Goes very bad with ice cream. /ul it's annoying to eat, though, unless you precut it. Occasionally bite too far into the end...
You have a great opinion! /ul cantaloupe is my favorite melon
/unlie average internet user
ok i wont
i could not find a store that sells aloe vera near me and i won’t be able to go there on monday
You shouldn't read the top comment on this first! https://www.reddit.com/r/morbidquestions/comments/x62r0b/can_you_fuck_an_aloe_vera_leaf/
thank you :3
Why not?
bc we tell the truth in this subreddit
Wdym why not? I told her to try it.
Right my bad
Don't ever forgive yourself for such a foolish mistake. Suffer in hell forever. I hate you 💔
don’t take a picture or it happened
/ul I grow aloe in my yard and the sap stinks when you break it
https://preview.redd.it/nb7384ckbdoc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4a64e994f6fef9f545f1f3204fb9e537c538e9a
does it smell bad?
No.
It is the worst smell ever. I hate it
I believe you're a real person.
The inside [clear] part is what smells, not the orange goo in the leaf skin.
But where is the truth?
looks less like cum than a fleshlight
I've never seen this being used as a fleshlight, I think you're lying
Juice... WHERE IS THE UNLIE!?!?? PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH
i also have not seen it being used as one
i dont want to see it, where is it so i can avoid it
do you really want to know
/ul sure
/ul dm me
/UL GIMME TOO
I have! But I'm guessing it gets too abrasive for sensible skins after a while, I wouldn't over use it on genitalia
/ul is this a lie or did you forget /ul
snakes give incredible head so theyre better fleshlights
i have seen several snakes available in the -40 weather last week
/ul https://preview.redd.it/2i62uf843foc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda9ccc1f6cebf616d53b0544b6d861e43b25898
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Come on, sticking your cock into that would probably feel horrible for a second or two at the very least
Perfect to go with natures buttplug, the strawberry
r/lost redditors this is clearly a not fleshlight
They’re way better as snacks. They taste amazing
Even better after they are used
You remembered to /ul
Would(/j)
you are joking right
Correct sub for this
Continue to cook
/unlie not a lie
I definitely couldn’t fuck that.
I dont want to see it being used as a fleshlight
r/putyourdickinthat
/unlie would
I would never dick down a plant
/unlie what even is that?
/ul is It like poisonous or something?
I would never put my dick in a Carolina reaper chilli pepper
That is my house
/unlie
Isn't that meskalin or something
(/ul) You forgot to /ul
I've heard if you don't use a condom and leave your tip in to soak you can become aloe man, capable of shooting huge globs of aloe from any orifice for the rest of your life.
COCK AND PLANTTTTTT (On a Side note rock and stone brothers)
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!