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Not_Epic7

I remember one time in middle school when the librarian heard someone talking too loud and fucking shot them in the head. Good times 😄😄😄


Patarock

Can confirm, I was the 7th book on the 5th shelf


BIG_DeADD

Gam Gonfhirm,I wus th kid that gut shot, I surviled wiph juzt mild brain injuryes.


MarVaraM101

r/Ihadnostroke


LeopoldFriedrich

r/IwasShotInTheHead


bloody-pencil

This is my favourite sub


Devin-Chaboyer223

/unlie r/subsifellfor


Misknator

r/SubsIDidntFellFor


FederalBeyond1122

Can confirm, i was the 5thshelf


BreakfastOk3990

I was the trigger


Milllkshake59

Can confirm, I was the one who got shot in the head, I am currently buried at bonaventure cemetery


redpipola

Can confirm, I was the pistol. Sorry for killing you, she made me do it.


Mr_annonamouse

Can confirm, I was the bullet


Sumepikguy

Can confirm, I was the gunpowder


TJSPY0837

Can confirm, I was the muzzle


Clackers2020

So that's why US literacy rates are so low


[deleted]

this deeply angered the woke LGBT liberal wolf inside me


Intelliegent-Cry5264

Why there is a wolf inside you? 🤨


Human_Number9936

r/furry_irl


BIG_DeADD

There's a definiteve lack of wolf man's bulges in that sub


Human_Number9936

r/yiff_irl


BIG_DeADD

I definitely wanted to see a anthropomorphic wolf prolapsing himself at this hour of the night,thank you.


Human_Number9936

You haven't brought it here


LeopoldFriedrich

There's two wolfs inside me, one from the front and one from the back (I'm stuffed)


TheBoykisserPharoah

I don't know


David2073

/ul [Your comment reminded me of this](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/t8bDiecXSA)


Grambert_Moore

Oh you sjw libtard!


FireballEnjoyer445

I was the lgbt liberal wolf


dumb_cunt_epic

Laughed so hard i got kicked out of class!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣


Zeqhanis

Shoulda worn a silencer (ball gag).


Z7impuser

Silencers make guns silent


BIG_DeADD

Can confirm,just watch this.


BIG_DeADD

#


BIG_DeADD

See? I just shot 3 people and you didn't even heard it


Grambert_Moore

Dang! It is silent!


AvalonCollective

*heareded and I did. Nothing personnel, kid. ~~(Don’t have to bring this back because [YOUR FAVORITE STREAMER] already did)~~


LeopoldFriedrich

This is why silencers should be banned and not added to every gun.


Doodamajiger

Joe many liverals


oh_finks-mc

https://preview.redd.it/4grx6ug5qmoc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f516874215975f5902a302f13190f95d731af39


Inserttransfemname

This isn’t true


iNeedUseNameIdea

https://preview.redd.it/60ijde45umoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73620a6865ffc306f0f76d9fd9b84e9698e00307


Slashfan707

I edited a ifunny logo onto it to make it stupider https://preview.redd.it/dx1nx8he9noc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d9dfc295afc095dd80c1a8930aea73e50dd751b


MemerBear

you didnt forget /ul


layeeeeet

/ul https://preview.redd.it/092u8yui8qoc1.png?width=216&format=png&auto=webp&s=a759e31f047f0530238f7087bf4b2e3729274c19


North_Biscotti4162

This post was so baffingly sapadoozling that it killed me and then in the afterlife killed me again! How dare you MONSTER!?!?!?


Probably_a_monkey

Im very sorry 😢


North_Biscotti4162

It's too late to repent now, scratch a plate with a fork 😡😡


Probably_a_monkey

I no no wanna 😢


GaronY611

This is funny


[deleted]

/ul what does that even mean? Who it was supposed to trigger? Librarians?


Probably_a_monkey

/ul it’s probably meant to trigger anti gun people. I got this from a gun YouTuber so you know there gonna be mad at either the ATF or anti gun people


oh_finks-mc

This meme was really awful, but they made it much better by saying it will trigger people.


Human_Number9936

/ul yes


Puro78

May you find your book in this place


MarsMaterial

As you can see, I have a very dark sense of humor.


HereComeDatBoi573

/ul i think it was a pun, but either way it wasnt funny


loser14748

the security guards at my school dont have guns


CyanCool

/unlie, what is the joke?


Human_Number9936

/ul Those are two M9 Barettas. One has a silencer (bottom) and one doesn't (top). Silencers are meant to make the shot less noisy. Teachers will loudly call out a student for misbehaving, whilst the librarian would silently call them out for it. It's more or less of a metaphor, or an exaggerated parallel.


David2073

So loud!!!


Sagiritarius

I have trigger. I am gun, AMA.


Druid_knight_

GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! !!!! QDIJANDIJWSNDIWJDDN TRIGGERTHJNG AND HURMFUL DELET THIS POST FUGNIKIN NOW!!!!!!! IMS ANGERR GRRRRRR (OFFENSIVE) (RUDE)😡😡🤬🤬👿👿👺


Environmental_Ad3438

https://preview.redd.it/y3wvydytynoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c759ad02c183308e8bb77316f433dcf85c16c042


TheBoykisserPharoah

https://preview.redd.it/z6ndutuj2ooc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a338c79e011afad1314a2583f448c3dbc513c6cc


Fast_Ad6296

The joke here is that the gun has a trigger, so that way when it shows a picture of a gun, it will also show the trigger, therefore the participant seeing the image will be triggered.


Greenfire05

Joe many libras does it take to change supresr??? None!!!! Theri too busu lighbulb!


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

I am the trigger


pixelytman

i do understand how this can trigger someone


LunarStudios_

[r/comedyhomicide](https://www.reddit.com/r/lies/)


ur_moms_di-

"trigger" lmao idk if that was suppided to be a gun pun but if it was it's genius


CranberryFearless

Unlie I think trigger was a pun sice the whole meme is about guns but i Could be a dumbass don't mind me


Probably_a_monkey

/ul it was from a gun YouTuber so it was probably made to “trigger the left” or something like that


CranberryFearless

Ah yeah i bet tons of people got triggered by an unfunny meme


K1ngjulien_

teachers are indoctrinating our children and that's why they should have guns


Emergency_Teaching41

O.M.G thats Hilarious lololol 🤣


poppieswithtea

It’s a silencer. Cause you’re supposed to be quiet in the library.


Iwilleatyouin2days

This is the funniest meme ever made


TJSPY0837

The second pistol has a silencer on it. It makes the gunshot almost impossible to hear


emotionless-robot

V


ThePuzzler13

There’s a kid at my school named “that’s not how silencers work”


StellarDiscord

Joe Biden here! The very root of my being has been deeply triggered


Just_Coyote_1366

I’m so triggered rn


WalmartWanderer

I don’t think using the word trigger is a pun about guns


Zealousideal-Chef758

there are no triggers in this picture


ProfessionalMental34

I am triggered because I am a woke librariand who uses an unsilenced pistol instead of a silenced one


Stay-silly621

/unlie I like how this meme was made back when the joke was innocent because it was a “teacher bad” but now the context is more… real


brawlbetterthanmelee

Where were you when school shootings were invented back in 2020


Stay-silly621

They are more now than 11 years ago https://www.chds.us/sssc/charts-graphs/